Chapter 22: Encounter with the Bull Demon
The buffalo is very large, very large, and can be more than 5,000 catties by sight. The difference between the www.biquge.info and other buffaloes is the eyebrows, which have long white eyebrows. And the thing can speak, and the loud, old voice is saying in the tone of an old man: "Don't be nervous, I have no ill intentions!" Who is your leader? ”
The pillar and the spearman captain stepped forward and said in unison: "It's me!" The buffalo said, "I don't think they look like you!" Hehe! No kidding, get your heads out. I have something to say to him! ”
Qingsong, who was on a high place, saw that Yikang was coming from afar, put down Xiao Gang who was holding him and said to him: "Xiao Gang! I'm sorry! I've been burdened by you, and it seems that I can't end well this time! Wait for Yikang to come over, you will run to him, I will talk to the bull demon to delay time, you have to go back alive! "Xiao Gang is also very depressed now, the detonator can't kill the giant python, and it can't scare it back. finally tossed the giant python to death, and there was another bull demon. This guy is even more difficult to deal with than a python, it can spit out people, and it can't cook or stew anything. Xiao Gang dragged Qing Song's sleeve and said; "Grandpa, wait a minute, I'm going to meditate, you can protect me for the Dharma!" I can't do it, I have a way to kill it! Qingsong cried: "If you had a way, you would have used it a long time ago!" Don't lie to grandpa, although you are a god, you are still so young! You're so young and busy with your family! In just a few months, you have to save so much money for your family, you have to live. Grandpa is happy when he dies, our ancestors don't know what the gods have accumulated and are still so dedicated to the family, grandpa is worth it when he dies! Xiao Gang also stopped talking, sat cross-legged on the ground and adjusted his breathing, ready to mobilize the power of heaven and earth to fight to the death! Qing Song looked at Xiao Gang who closed his eyes, and suddenly felt so strange, the air around Xiao Gang stopped flowing, and even his skin couldn't feel the rhythm of the wind.
The bull demon also sensed that something was wrong, and shouted loudly: "Don't do it! What's going on? "A large thick cloud fell from the sky, and all the trees and grass within a radius of six hundred paces no longer moved, and the wind was not even a trace of it, and the air seemed to be solid. The bull demon was frightened stupid, kneeling on the ground, the huge head nodded to the ground as if kowtowing, and shouted in his mouth: "The little demon has offended the power!" Don't do it! I have come to intercede for my children and grandchildren, and I have no malice! You're about to receive your supernatural powers, and when you activate them, these mortals can't afford to stand it! Eighty-three years, human beings told me the word peace! Please spare me for their sake! ”
Qing Song looked at Xiao Gang, who was already bleeding from his nose, and heard the bull demon talk about eighty-three years ago. hurriedly bent down and grabbed Xiao Gang's hand and shouted: "Xiao Gang, stop!" Stop! This is an acquaintance out of the way! Cognitive! Stop! You're all nosebleeds! Xiao Gang couldn't hear it, but he could feel Qing Song holding his hand, and he also felt that Qing Song was no longer afraid, and what came was anxiety! only then did he stop mobilizing the power of heaven and earth. All of a sudden, the wind moved again, and the clouds dispersed quickly. Stopped mobilizing the power of heaven and earth, and Xiao just had the spare strength to talk to the Bull Demon Divine Sense. Try to ask the bull demon, "Why are you here?" The bull demon felt a soft, pure and tender divine sense, which had never been at that level of peace, and knew that the opportunity had come. The opportunity that other big demons can't meet is in front of him, this is the legendary saint, and it is a very young saint, the legend of the demon world; 'As long as you can follow a saint as a follower for a few years, even the stupidest second goods can be raised to incredible heights, and even get rid of the identity of a monster and reach the realm of auspicious and peaceful spiritual objects! The saints are all old men, they don't fight against the sky, so their life span is very short, and they can live for more than 300 years at most, and if they can keep up with a few years, they will be a lifetime! It's too big to create yourself! The bull demon directly let go of all his divine consciousness and worshiped Xiao Gang, asking Xiao Gang to enter the core of his divine consciousness! I want Xiaogang to open up all his memories and inner thoughts, including habits, likes and dislikes, and even the desire to mate and eat! ’
In an instant, Xiao Gang understood, this bull demon had really seen three ancestors eighty-three years ago. Xiao Gang put away his senses, he was already tired and miserable, and he fell asleep on the ground! The bull demon thought that the saint couldn't look down on it, and the dead skin kowtowed to beg to be taken away, begging to be raised! Completely shameless, with white eyebrows! Since he played the treasure, he rolled on the ground and sold cuteness.
Seeing that no one paid attention to it for a long time, the bull demon spoke again: "Brothers, hello! How blessed you are! So noble adults are willing to let you be your subordinates! Help me intercede! Let the master accept me, and I will give it to you! You like gold, don't you? I can give you as much gold as you want! Look at me, when I'm old, I call you brother soldiers! You are doing well, help me to intercede! Let the master take me, I can work, although I am old, I have strength! This handsome guy with a spear in his hand, these soldiers and brothers listen to you, you must be a big celebrity in front of the master, and the master won't accept me! How about I be your little brother? This bare-handed talent, heroic and extraordinary, Yushu is in the wind, like a fierce brother like a god, Brother Gun doesn't accept me as a junior brother, you accept me as a mount! Don't look at my figure, I'm a first-class person who can climb the mountain and get into the water, doesn't the macho brother like beautiful women? I'll take you to find a butterfly demon beauty, really! I swear that you will accept me as a mount, I am willing, as long as you want, I will take you to find the butterfly demon sister. Report the name of your family, and they will be willing to be slaves and maids with you! Do you think my body eats too much? I can eat grass without eating your food! I can be big or small, and I can drill through mountains and forests! ”
The pillar finally replied: "Can it be big or small? I think you're too big, try to get smaller! The bull demon saw that the pillar was willing to talk to him, and danced on the grass. If Niu Zi Niu Sun sees this scene, he will have no face to see the cow! In order to be able to be a saint, do you want to make hair on your face? Why, gods and immortals have a need, and they can be on the sage and the cow! The pillar looks so ugly at its dancing, if it weren't for the fear of beating it, it would want to jump over and give him a few blows! Seeing that the pillar's face was ugly, the bull demon put away his play, rolled on the spot and stood up and chased the tail in circles, and after a turn, it was really small and I don't know how many turns, and he fainted and fell to the ground, which was only the size of a foal.
Qingsong carried Xiaogang down the hill and came to the pillar and said, "Okay! Stop teasing it! It seems that he is really an honest man, and he knows our ancestors! Use it! As soon as the bull demon heard this on the ground, he turned over and got up and ran towards Qingsong, shouting as he ran: "Boss, you still know the goods!" My nickname is Honest Man! Take me! "Seeing that the wind makes the rudder is still very good, I am about to take refuge in Qingsong in a blink of an eye! The spearmen couldn't stand up with a smile, and the pillars blushed like monkeys' butts. Before he said he wouldn't accept it, this guy went to his uncle in a blink of an eye. In order to hide his embarrassment, the pillar said: "Honest man, a little two! ”
Qing Song kindly patted the pillar on the shoulder and said, "Okay! Cows are honest, so we don't eat beef in our village! I just don't know who this thing learned from the oil cavity slippery, it's really two! ”
The bull demon ran over and sniffed Qingsong's hand, and suddenly said, "I learned from your ancestors!" Qing Song's face changed suddenly, and it was as swollen as a pig's liver, purple and purple! The bull demon didn't know that he had offended Qingsong, and said vigorously: "Really, really! I smelled that eighty-three years ago, three brothers took a lot of humans through the grassland, the eldest was called the White Tiger, the second was called the Green-faced Dragon, and the third was called the Iron-billed Crane! The boss has a bad temper, the third is silent, and the second is giggling! The grassland where I carried them was the best with the second child! He taught me to speak like this! It's the second child's teaching, of course, it's the second goods, I'm the second goods, I'm proud, I'm proud! ”
Qing Song was dizzy and almost didn't stand firm, Bai Ping and Yikang happened to come over, Yikang had already fallen off the horse with a smile, and Bai Ping reached out to support Qing Song. I almost laughed at it! The spearmen leaned back even more with laughter, and the pillar had dealt with the old people in the village a lot in the past few months. He knew that what this thing said was true, and he was a serious descendant of the blue-faced dragon.
was even more angry when the bull demon said this, and the pillar yelled: "Don't laugh!" Be serious and get down to business! The spearmen suddenly fell to the ground in rows and rolled, making the pillar angry like thunder, and Bai Ping threw the green pine to the pillar to support. He also fell to the ground and rolled around, and the bull demon looked at Bai Ping and said, "This little brother is the descendant of Bai Qiugan, right?" Rolling is so handsome! It must be! Back then, your ancestors were apprentices of the White Tiger, but they were afraid of the White Tiger just like me! Every time the green-faced dragon tells a joke, he rolls on the ground like this, and I don't have to smell you to know that you are the descendant of the white ball! One time he laughed so much that he urinated in his crotch! ”
The pillar held on to the green pine and laughed, and he couldn't straighten his waist when he smiled! This time Bai Ping was depressed and miserable, Bai Ping jumped up from the ground, and he didn't hold back his urine and went into the crotch of his pants! Bai Ping stood, urine dripping down the trouser tube, and when he was angry, he stretched out his hand and slapped the bull demon on the head, the bull demon was fine, but his palm hurt instead.
The bull demon said again: "Back then, your ancestor Bai Qiugan also greeted me like this!" I still remember that joke; One day a little man offended an old man, and the old man raised his hand to beat, and the little man said, "Please kick me with your foot!" "It's strange in the old man! He asked, "Why do I want to kick it?" Are you afraid that my old man's hand will hurt? The common people said, "It is rumored in the market that your old subordinates do not survive, and none of the patients you handle will survive!" "After the little people finished speaking, they ran away in fright when they saw that Lao Langzhong didn't kick himself!" This little brother has a virtue with Bai Qiu! ”
Bai Pingqi can't do it, I guess it's also myself who kicks this thing with my foot. Grab a handful on the crotch of the crotch and paste it off the face of the bull demon, and the bull demon stretches out his long tongue and licks it, and the urine on his face is gone! And said, "It's confirmed!" You are really a descendant of Bai Qiugan! He also knows that I'm good for it! My own, I drink too! Bai Pingqi is not angry, and he is not laughing, just froze there. The bull demon said again: "The blue-faced dragon also has a nickname!" Two voices came at the same time: "Shut up! The bull demon had no choice but to remain silent.
Qingsong also woke up, in order to block the mouths of these two goods! Qingsong said: "If you want me to accept you, just listen to me honestly!" The bull demon said, "Okay, no problem, you have the final say!" Anyway, you always look like a white tiger, right? Qing Song shouted, "Shut up! In the future, I don't agree that you are not allowed to speak! The bull demon nodded hurriedly, but said in his heart: "I know, the white tiger is so virtuous!" ”
Seeing that it was getting dark, so many people didn't even eat lunch, and ate two steamed buns at noon. Qingsong said, "Let's go back!" Yikang, you run back and call them to clean up the body of this giant python, the bull demon is getting bigger and let me sit, the old man is tired! The bull demon turned into a little bigger than a normal cow and knelt on the ground. Bai Ping took Xiao Gang's hug, and the pillar helped Qingsong to sit up. The pillar said to the bull demon, "Go steady! The bull demon said, "Don't worry! Oh! By the way, what is your name, the descendants of Bai Qiugan? The child you are holding is very unusual! Three voices shouted at the same time: "Shut up!" "Bai Ping can't let others hear the awkward name of his ancestor, and Zhu and Qingsong can't let people know Xiao Gang's identity.
The three of them were wary of the bull demon, and they wanted not to let him talk nonsense! Along the way, once the bull demon wanted to speak, three voices shouted at the same time: "Shut up!" "That's all the way to the camp.
The logistics team leader is dispatching manpower, and Yikang is also carrying things for the horses. Qing Song asked, "Is dinner ready?" Why is this here? The captain of the logistics brigade said, "My lord! Dinner is ready, just wait for the soup! If you're hungry, eat some buns first! Because they didn't know the situation of the battle, and saw that the battlefield was advancing towards us, most of them were sent to the east of the drawbridge! Now it's rushing back! Yikang said: "I have only been back for a while, and everyone has been sent out to avoid trouble, and now they are gathering and rushing back, and there are only about thirty horses here!" ”
Qing Song said, "Okay! You guys slowly schedule, take shifts to rest, the next will be very tired, be sure to pay attention to everyone's body! Although tired, the henchmen are gone! Even the ancestors had something they couldn't do, and we did it! Everyone is in good spirits, and when they go home, they will have two taels of gold per person. "The matter of rewarding two taels of gold attracted everyone's collective cheers!
When the bull demon carried Qingsong into the cave, he saw that there was no one around, so he said to Qingsong, "Yes! It's really a big trouble, and eats a lot of my children and grandchildren every year! Back then, the three adults couldn't beat it, and as soon as they hit it, they drilled into the water! ”
Qingsong suddenly felt that the bull demon was much more pleasing to the eye, and he didn't tell it to shut up, and whispered: "Yes! When my ancestors were alive, they could only hide in the water! How many children does it eat every year? ”
The bull demon said, "Probably a few thousand! This is a moment! Thank you for your superior force and unparalleled wisdom for slaying it to death! This sycophant Qing Song was greatly used, and Qing Song suddenly said: "I think you are much more pleasing to the eye!" Honest man, honest man! I'll treat you to dinner later! The bull demon flicked his tail happily and said, "Thank you, my lord, for the reward!" I like to eat your food the most, and the three adults rewarded me for eating it twice! Your family is so kind! What a man! ”
Qing Song happily stroked his beard and said, "It's too famous!" Overrated! What do you like to eat? I'll let them do more! Specially made for you! The bull demon nodded and said, "Yo! The boss is so kind! Don't you know how to make steamed buns? I haven't eaten steamed buns, and General Yikang's horse told me that the steamed buns are the best! The three old men didn't invite me to eat steamed buns, and their people didn't know how to do it! Qing Song smiled and said, "Hehe! You also know buns! On the ball! Back then, my ancestors really didn't eat steamed buns, only my people could make them! New product, one and only one! Even the castle keeper of Fengxian County said that it was a good thing to eat our buns, but he had never eaten them! ”
The bull demon licked his mouth and said, "Thank you, thank you, thank you, for rewarding me with buns and making me gain a lot of knowledge!" Qing Song felt that he had a special face, and turned his head to shout to the logistics captain at the door: "Go make some fresh buns, make more!" ”
The captain of the logistics team thought that Qingsong was going to let everyone eat overtime, because last time he made a lot of overtime meals and steamed buns. Adults shouted to do more, then more than last time. Last time, I used 200 catties of flour and 500 catties of wild boar. Flour is expensive, and wild boar is overflowing. Let's make 300 catties of flour this time, add as much pork as possible so that they can make as thin the skin as possible, just don't show the filling! So the captain of the logistics brigade shouted: "Guy, don't be busy with anything else, put down the work in your hand, and immediately go and add more steamed buns with three hundred catties of noodles, so that you can make noodles quickly, try to put as much meat as possible, and you can wrap as much pork as you can!" It's up to you guys! Now it's pork overflowing with flour and expensive, you know! Malier, it! "The guys are also going to put their craft to good use, and they don't dare to do this in the village. Kneaded all the 50 catties of steamed bun seeds, and then divided 50 catties of steamed bun seeds, 300 catties of flour to make buns, and chopped 900 catties of pork.
In order to make the flour faster, he poured a tube of honey into it, and the fifty people were too slow to make noodles, and they called the spearmen to wash their hands and help make noodles.
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