Chapter 4 - Going to the Landlord's House to Take a Bath (Ask for Collections, Ask for Recommendations!)
After returning to the room, Zhai Nan carefully put away the only two coins left. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info then stripped naked and went to the bathroom to shower.
"Hee-hee-hee! hee-hee!"
“1,2,3,go!”
"Well, it's cold, it's cold... Well, it hurts, it hurts... Uh-huh, uh-huh!"
"Oh my heart!"
"Uh-huh, wait, wait... Well, dreams, dreams... Uh-huh, crazy, crazy!"
"Please take mine and send it back to me! I will spit it out if you eat mine......"
It just so happened that when Zhai Nan had just sung here, he heard Jiang Duyun in the courtyard shouting: "What's the matter, you are two hundred and five, and you still want me to vomit back for you?"
Nima, where is this? What's the matter, I'm two hundred and five.
"Sister Yun, I'm singing. You're okay, don't get me wrong!" Zhai Nan shouted by pulling his neck.
"Just you ghost crying wolf, and you're embarrassed to sing, my toothache is better than your humming. ”
Zhai Nan couldn't help grinning, but he reacted immediately.
There is no Da Zhang Wei and the Flower Band in this world, so naturally no one has heard this world-famous song "Hee Haw". Originally, listening to a cheerful song, singing it with Zhai Nan's broken gong voice was really like a toothache.
While Zhai Nan was thinking, he heard the door of the room being opened, and Zhai Nan pulled his neck and shouted, "Who, I'm taking a bath." ”
I heard Jiang Duyun's voice, "What are you shouting, it's me." I still have some leftovers from noon, so I'll bring it to you. ”
Zhai Nan immediately leaned on the crack of the bathroom door and sniffed, and a strong spicy fragrance came in from the outside. Without looking, Zhai Nan knew that it was Jiang Duyun's best fish-flavored shredded pork, and this was definitely not leftovers.
Because Jiang Duyun rarely eats meat, and it still comes in with a fragrance, how can it be that the leftovers left at noon are cold.
Zhai Nan immediately shouted, "Thank you, Sister Yun." ”
Jiang Duyun said: "You kid hasn't washed clothes for a long time, it's all rancid." ”
Zhai Nan smiled embarrassedly, "I'm not informal!"
"I'll take all your clothes and wash them. When it's dry, go to the yard and take it yourself. ”
"Got it, Sister Yun!"
In fact, although this Jiang Duyun looks fierce, he is actually a warm-hearted person who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside. Although several families in the courtyard are tenants, they get along like a family.
Zhai Nan smelled the fragrance of fish-flavored shredded meat, his hands and feet suddenly became much sharper, and he immediately applied the bath gel to his body, and was ready to rinse and rinse it out.
But just when Zhai Nan was covered in foam, the shower suddenly stopped water. Zhai Nan blinked reluctantly, glanced at the shower head, and twisted it twice harder, but there was still no water coming out.
Why is the water still off, I haven't finished washing yet!
"Sister Yun, something is wrong!" Zhai Nan shouted loudly.
Then, I heard Jiang Duyun shouting outside the house: "What are you shouting, calling the soul?"
Zhai Nan hurriedly said: "Sister Yun, is the water stopped, I have only washed half of it, and there is no water." ”
Jiang Duyun suddenly lost his voice, and after a while, he said, "No, I still have water here! The whole courtyard is a pipe, is it broken in the rain on your side?" ”
Zhai Nan said with a bitter face: "How do I know! You are the landlord, I just paid the rent, you have to take care of this matter!"
Jiang Duyun shouted: "What's the matter, you are two hundred and five, and you still want to eat the old lady!"
"Sister Yun, I've only washed half of it! You can't let me just leave it dry!"
Jiang Duyun's laughter suddenly came from outside the house, and after a while, he said, "Come on, come to my house to wash first." ”
"Go take a bath in your house, brother is a married man!" Zhai Nan muttered to himself.
Jiang Duyun saw that Zhai Nan didn't reply, so he said, "Then you can hang it if you want to." ”
"No, Sister Yun, I'll go over now. ”
Zhai Nan shouted, then immediately wrapped his lower body with a bath towel and walked out of the bathroom. I saw a plate of fish-flavored shredded pork with hot air on the table in the room, and a large bowl of rice. It's just that the foam on Zhai Nan's whole body can only be watched dryly now.
Zhai Nan wrapped himself in a bath towel and looked around the room. Only then did he realize that his dirty clothes had been taken away by Jiang Duyun, and he didn't even have a pair of underwear left.
Zhai Nan couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, originally he wanted to put on a pair of underwear and go to Jiang Duyun's side again. In case the bath towel falls apart, there is something to carry around. But now there is nothing, in case the bath towel is scattered, who will take advantage of this, who will suffer, it is really hard to say.
Just when Zhai Nan was hesitating, he heard Jiang Duyun say outside the house: "Why are you so grinding, wait for a few other people to get off work in a while, and you can't come out if you want to." ”
When Zhai Nan heard this, he had no choice but to grit his teeth, only wrapped around a bath towel, and walked out.
Zhai Nan's whole body was covered in white foam, his right hand was rigidly pulling the bath towel, and his left hand was protecting his chest, as shy as a newly married daughter-in-law.
Jiang Duyun smiled and said: "What is there to be ashamed of, your sister and I have never seen any long guns and short cannons!"
This Sister Yun is still an old driver, why did she get in the car without saying a word.
What kind of long guns and short guns, at first glance, I usually watch small movies to practice judo.
Zhai Nan pulled the bath towel and didn't dare to talk to Jiang Duyun more, so he rushed into Jiang Duyun's room with a smoke.
Jiang Duyun is the landlord, and the house he lives in is naturally larger than Zhai Nan's, and it is a two-room suite. There is a living room and kitchen on the outside, and a bedroom and bathroom on the inside.
Although Zhai Nan has been here a few times, he is always in the living room, eating with Jiang Duyun. As for the bedroom in the middle, Zhai Nan really hasn't been in.
At this time, Jiang Duyun walked in and said, "The bathroom is in the inner room, you just go and clean it and come out, don't mess with things." ”
Zhai Nan snorted in response, and rushed into the inner bedroom. I saw a double bed with a thin blanket of bright yellow and a cute cartoon image on it.
I didn't expect Sister Yun to have a girlish heart, and she actually used such a kawaii blanket.
Zhai Nan thought as he pushed open the door of the bathroom. I saw that in the bathroom, there were a dazzling array of ...... Women's underwear. Although these underwear are very simple, the girth is very large, so big that even Zhai Nan's little brother wants to look up and take a look.
Calm down, calm down, my brother is already married. In the future, there will be opportunities to see, and these are not a big deal.
However, the more Zhai Nan comforted himself in this way, the more he thought of something that he shouldn't think. Especially when I think of Han Xia, the wife of a big star, I am even more excited.
Zhai Nan shook his head effortfully, got into the bathroom, closed the shower curtain, and blocked out the mess. The shower was directly boiled with cold water, and a burst of coolness sprinkled down, and Zhai Nan suddenly calmed down.
When I turned my head to look, I saw that there were a lot of good things in Jiang Duyun's bathroom. There are several kinds of shower gel alone, not to mention all kinds of bottles and cans, which Zhai Nan can't understand at all.
Finally let me get the opportunity to fight the local tyrants! I just received Lao Tzu 250, and today I will also make you bleed.
Thinking of this, Zhai Nan picked up a bottle of shower gel and smeared it on his body unceremoniously. Once one bottle has been used, replace it with the next one. Unconsciously, Zhai Nan grabbed a cylindrical bottle with a soft feel, but the mouth of the bottle was particularly difficult to open. Zhai Nan closed his eyes for a long time, and as a result, two batteries fell out of "pop, pop".
Damn, what the hell is this?