Chapter Twenty-Six: Just a Couplet, I'll Come!
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the climax of the dinner really arrived. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Many scholars and literati began to get up and move around to communicate.
or three or five close friends chatting and laughing together, or several experts and scholars discussing and arguing on a certain issue, of course, there is no lack of-for-tat competition with each other, and the banquet hall suddenly becomes very lively.
The most lively thing is the calligraphy table in front of the banquet hall.
Calligraphy has always been the favorite of Chinese literati and artists, and these well-known figures in the cultural circles are no exception.
And now that the Spring Festival is approaching, it's time to paste the Spring Festival couplets again, and there are just a few famous calligraphers present today, so everyone is not allowed to go up to ask for a good word and a good fortune for the coming year?
Teacher Gao and Teacher Yu are not exempt from vulgarity, and they have also gone over.
Qin Feng was too lazy to go over and join in the fun, he knew very well that even if he went, the opportunity would never be his turn.
The rest of the people at the same table basically left, there were three people sitting at the table, and the other two were also chatting with friends at the table next to them, leaving Qin Feng alone.
But he didn't feel anything uncomfortable, he was eating delicious food while using WeChat and Liu Yan to get greasy, but he was also comfortable.
But this state did not last long, and about fifteen minutes later, Mr. Gao hurried back with an anxious look.
Seeing the teacher's face, Qin Feng knew that something must be wrong, but he didn't know what was going on?
"Qin Feng, do you know how to couplet? I know your poems are well written, but I don't know how the couplets are, Teacher Yu has touched the opponent, and now he is being stopped by others, if you can be right, follow me to help him out"
As expected, something really happened!
"Teacher, don't worry, I don't have a problem with couplets, this thing is basically the same as the principle of ancient poetry, pay attention to symmetry, I can handle it"
Qin Feng was very confident in saying this, because there was a couplet in the love madness in his mind, which he downloaded in his previous life to write couplets for the Spring Festival, but he didn't expect it to come in handy today.
Hearing Qin Feng's answer, Teacher Gao immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
"Let's go! Come with me and help your teacher out, they're too bullying! Learning Chinese and playing word games with music are really shameful! “
"Teacher, tell me, what's going on?"
Qin Feng pushed away the stool and walked out, following the teacher towards one of the calligraphy desks in the banquet hall.
"Teacher Yu's opponent is Professor Gu of the Chinese Department of Normal University, in fact, it is not a conflict between the two, it is caused by the children, before Cheng Liang and Professor Gu's daughter fell in love, and then the two blew it, Xiao Gu went to the United States in a fit of anger, this time he has not returned for many years, he is still unmarried, and has little contact with his family, Lao Gu and his family are very sad, so they are angry with Cheng Liang and Teacher Yu.
As long as they meet, Lao Gu will find all kinds of excuses to make it difficult for the teacher, and Teacher Yu may feel a little unreasonable, so he will let him go everywhere, which makes Lao Gu even worse, and his behavior is becoming more and more excessive, and more and more unreasonable.
This contradiction between the two of them is well known in the Beijing education circles, and Teacher Yu tried his best to avoid him, but who would have thought that they would encounter him here today.
Lao Gu's behavior can still be understood, does he love his daughter! The most hateful thing is his student Yin Shaohua, an associate professor of the Chinese Department of Normal University, and also Cheng Liang's original rival, chasing Xiaogu for many years without results.
Even if Cheng Liang and Xiao Gu broke up, he didn't catch up with others, and after Xiao Gu went to the United States, he was even more useless, so he was embarrassed by the teacher everywhere, even more excessively than Lao Gu, and really responded to his surname, Yin!
Now it's him, who forced Teacher Yu with his words, so that Teacher Yu couldn't get off the stage, and he was stiff! Only then came to you for help, they were too much, two professors of the Chinese Department dealt with a musician, thanks to what they thought of, and did it! “
"What the hell! What age is it, I don't understand the freedom of love! Is it strange to the teacher? It's really a teacher in vain, you just see! See how I clean them up! Definitely let them take a detour when they see Teacher Yu in the future."
After learning the cause of the incident, Qin Feng immediately became furious, there is such a person! It's shameless.
"Okay, don't be too much to Lao Gu, in fact, he is quite pitiful, just such a daughter, and the news is slim, it is understandable, don't be polite to this Yin Shaohua, this kid is too narrow-minded and has no energy, no wonder Xiao Gu doesn't look down on him! In the past few years, he has been the main one who has run on the teacher."
Teacher Gao gave Qin Feng advice as he walked.
Walking through more than a dozen tables, Teacher Gao walked to the place with Qin Feng.
There are dozens of people gathered in front of this calligraphy desk, and everyone is persuading the two sides of the stalemate word by word.
"Lao Gu, forget it, it's so good to be happy, why bother to make the atmosphere so stiff?"
"That's it, Professor Gu, you also know that Professor Yu is engaged in music, so he is a little embarrassed for couplets!"
"Old Yu, don't be stiff with this, let's go to Wu Lao's desk to see"
When Qin Feng heard this, he was about to go inside, when suddenly another word came from his ears.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Professor Yu personally promised the couplet, my upper couplet came out, and now it is equal to the professor's lower couplet, how can you not believe in your words and leave without believing it? That doesn't make sense, does it? “
The person who spoke stood in the center, opposite the teacher, thirty-five or sixteen years old, obviously, this is Yin Shaohua.
When the rest of the people heard this, they were helpless, but they couldn't say anything, and Teacher Yu did say so.
And Teacher Yu's face was flushed, and his chest was rising and falling with anger.
Today is also his mistake, accidentally fell into Yin Shaohua's evil role, if this couplet is not right, he has to bow to Professor Gu in person and admit his mistake, but where is his mistake? What's wrong with Cheng Liang?
If you bow down this way, your face will be completely lost, and you will never want to straighten your waist in front of Lao Gu in the future, which also means that you admit that Chengliang is wrong.
So how can this bow not bow, but it is indeed a little difficult to have a couplet, if it is an ordinary couplet, it is just that, but Yin Shaohua is an absolute level couplet, how can he make himself a musician?
This is a well-designed pit, just waiting for yourself to jump, and you really jumped in!
"If the master has something, the disciple will obey it! Isn't it just a couplet! What's so hard! I got it! “
A loud male voice rang out from the periphery of the crowd.
"Brush!"
Everyone's eyes are looking out.
"Who? What a big breath! “
"Isn't this Qin Feng! Professor Yu's students, before the banquet began, they were in the limelight."
"How old is he! Can you meet this absolute? “
"Maybe, this kid has a reputation for genius"
……
The crowd flickered, and everyone saw Qin Feng at first sight, and immediately there was a discussion.
Teacher Yu also saw Qin Feng, relieved and worried at the same time.
What are you fooling around! This is what you can cope with as a child, but the other party is two professors of the Chinese Department who are full of money!
Of course, Yin Shaohua and Professor Gu also saw Qin Feng, they both knew Qin Feng, and they didn't say anything, they just watched Qin Feng and Teacher Gao walk towards the middle with cold eyes.
"Why are you everywhere? You can die at the point of stopping! “
Principal Li on the periphery patted his forehead angrily and scolded in a low voice.
Professor Lin next to him also had a crying and laughing expression, this kid is going to make trouble again!
Vice President Zhao of Peking University, who was a little farther away, also heard Qin Feng's words, turned his head to see that it was him, and immediately understood that there was a good show to be staged, so he walked over to this side.
"The little guy has a lot of courage! It's kind of interesting! Let's go over and see."
A few people who have been paying attention to the situation here, Lu Wenxuan and Zhang Yan also walked over here with a smile.
Even the reporters who were covering the dinner scene rushed over, set up their cameras and started filming.
Suddenly, Qin Feng once again became the focus of everyone's attention, and everyone wanted to see how kind of disciple he was!
"Why did you kid come here? Don't get involved in this, just stand aside and I'll take care of it."
When Qin Feng walked in front of him, Teacher Yu immediately whispered to him, his concern overflowing.
Yin Shaohua and Professor Gu didn't interrupt without speaking, but just looked coldly at the exchange between their teachers and students.
"Don't worry, I'll deal with it, you can take a break, you can't be angry with this kind of person, it's not worth it!"
Qin Feng glanced at Yin Shaohua disdainfully, and turned to the teacher and said.
"Whew!"
Hearing his words, everyone shouted in surprise again.
"This little guy isn't a good guy!"
There were people in the crowd who knew Qin Feng, and when they heard the muttering of the people around them, they all said in their hearts:
"Isn't it, this kid has a formidable sharp mouth, which can almost spray poison, so get ready to open your eyes today."
"Guys, does anyone know about him? Let me tell you, this kid seems to be very violent."
A reporter who had just arrived at the scene asked the rest of his colleagues about it.
"I know, Qin Feng, a newly rising demon king in the entertainment industry, has been full of news about him in the past month, and he is very aggressive! is especially known for his sinister mouth, can speak cross talk, can sing, and can write poetry, as if he can't do it! I also know so much, after all, my buddy is a social news reporter, not an entertainment reporter."
"I'll go! And such people? He is a star in the entertainment industry, why did he go to the cultural industry dinner to make trouble? ”
"His two teachers are famous in the academic world, so they should have followed the teachers"
"Anyway, there is a good show to watch today, the place where this kid appears is never peaceful"
The rest of the reporters were extremely excited, with expressions of fear that the world would not be chaotic, and the cameras in everyone's hands were invariably aimed at the center of the crowd.
……
The reporters here were eagerly looking forward to the show, while on the other side, Yin Shaohua and Professor Gu were almost scolded by Qin Feng's words.
"Isn't this a bastard! How to speak? ”
Teacher Yu still didn't believe what he heard.
"Qin Feng, this is no joke, are you really good?"
"As long as it's a couplet, an ancient poem, or something like that, I'll hold it in my hand, and you'll see! I'll tell him why the flowers are so red! ”
Qin Feng nodded firmly, then looked at Yin Shaohua and said fiercely.
"Shhhh
There was a gasp at the scene, and everyone was startled by Qin Feng's words.
"It's a bit big! Couplets and ancient poems are all in hand! Why don't you go to heaven? “
When Principal Li heard this, he was immediately choked and rolled his eyes, but he was also excited.
He knew that Qin Feng's poetry talent was very outstanding, maybe there would be a fine product today, and it would be too long-faced.
Lu Wenxuan and Zhang Yan, who had just walked here, were also shocked by this sentence, this little guy really dares to say anything! Except for him, I'm afraid no one dares to blow it like this!
When Yin Shaohua and Professor Gu heard this, they almost laughed angrily, and the two of them said in their hearts:
"I really want to see why the flowers are so red, I'm afraid that your kid doesn't have this ability, the bull blows quite big, see how your kid ends up rounding"
"Old Yu, leave this matter to Qin Feng, this kid still has a set of poetry, and he should be able to deal with it."
Teacher Gao stretched out his hand and pulled Teacher Yu aside and whispered to him.
"Can he really handle it? These things require a lot of accumulation of knowledge and experience, and they are not achieved overnight! ”
"It's real or fake, you can see it by looking at it"
"Alright! It seems that this is the only way to go."
Teacher Yu couldn't think of any other way at this time, so he had to choose to believe in Qin Feng and hope that he could solve it.
"Qin Feng, this matter is handed over to you, you look at and deal with it, but remember, you have to be forgiving and forgiving!"
Although he chose to believe Qin Feng, he still didn't forget to tell him.
He already knew Qin Feng very well, so he had to take this preventive shot, he didn't want to see Qin Feng scolding the cross talk world here.
"Teacher, don't worry, I know the severity"
Qin Feng nodded at the two teachers, and turned his gaze to Yin Shaohua.
"Hello, I'm Qin Feng, Teacher Yu's student, don't you want a couplet, you can start now"
He spoke in a very blunt tone, and he didn't take Yin Shaohua as an elder at all.
Seeing Qin Feng's unreasonable attitude of not treating himself as a dish at all, Yin Shaohua didn't fight anywhere.
"The couplet is my business with Professor Yu, what kind of mess are you following? Hurry up and go to the side, let your teacher come to the right"
Qin Feng pursed his lips disdainfully and smiled:
"It's still the same sentence just now, the master has something, and the disciple obeys it, now this is my business, and you are also standing up for Professor Gu, right? Don't be in a hurry to deny it, everyone here understands what's going on, and it's no fun to deny it! “
Yin Shaohua did not respond to Qin Feng, which can be regarded as acquiescing to Qin Feng's statement.
"Since you are also standing up for the teacher, isn't it just right for us to be on the right side? So if you want a couplet, just let the horse come, whatever kind of couplet, I'll follow."
After saying this, Qin Feng looked at Yin Shaohua coldly, waiting for him to respond.
"That's right, it just so happens that the two of you are students and students, just right, although the age is a little different, but the status is quite equal"
After listening to Qin Feng's words, several scholars at the scene also felt reasonable, and immediately spoke out to help him speak, Yin Shaohua's aggressive style made many people present very unhappy.
"Okay, since everyone says so, then so be it, but if you don't get it right for a while, you still have to show up with the professor."
Yin Shaohua looked around and found that everyone agreed with Qin Feng's words, so he had no choice but to agree to the couplet with Qin Feng.
"Don't worry, there won't be the situation you said, but I want to remind you, prepare some quick-acting heart pills, don't be too excited for a while, maybe this medicine will be used"
Qin Feng smiled confidently, and at the same time, he hadn't forgotten to hit his opponent.
"This kid is crazy! Yin Shaohua is an associate professor of the Department of Chinese at Normal University, a well-known figure, an expert in Chinese language and culture, where did you get so much confidence? I even asked the family to prepare a quick-acting heart-saving pill."
Hearing Qin Feng's words, everyone at the scene almost burst out laughing, and then they all began to mumble in a low voice and keep shaking their heads, obviously everyone was not optimistic about him.
President Li, Professor Lin, and Vice President Zhao of Peking University all chuckled, this is Qin Feng! As soon as he entered the combat state, it was like a different person, covered with thorns, and whoever ran into it was unlucky.
At this time, a few of them were a little worried about Yin Shaohua, if this was planted in Qin Feng's hands, their faces would be lost.
"I'm very healthy, don't bother with you, let's talk about my uplink first, just now your teacher didn't take out the next link for a long time, and then talk about the rest"
Yin Shaohua said this with a smile, he was very confident in his Shanglian, in his opinion, it was impossible for a fledgling kid like Qin Feng to be right.
"Don't talk so much useless, just let the horse come, I'll take it"
Qin Feng pouted him directly, and the choked Yin Shaohua almost didn't catch his breath.
When the rest of the people saw Qin Feng's majestic appearance, they were a little crying and laughing, the ignorant are fearless!
Yin Shaohua took a deep breath, calmed down his mood, and then said:
"Listen carefully, my top line is: 'The moon is clear and the sky is clear, and there is no rain tonight'"
"Whew! This uplink is not simple, pun intended! ”
When this Shanglian was spoken, many people who had just arrived at the scene immediately exclaimed.
Teacher Yu's face became very ugly again, he racked his brains just now, but he couldn't think of a suitable link.
"The upper link is good, listen well, the next link is coming, I am right: 'The wind is cold and the dew is cold, and it will become frost when it comes late'"
Many people haven't figured out the meaning of the upper link, and Qin Feng's lower link has already been answered in an instant.
When his words fell, everyone on the scene was dumbfounded, and everyone looked at him with wide eyes, and their eyes were full of incredible crazy looks.
"Oh my God! How can it be? How could he be on the right track so quickly? And it's so perfect."
For a moment, the front of the calligraphy desk became unusually quiet, except for the sound of the reporter's camera. (To be continued.) )