Chapter 40: Master Builders, Stinky Fart Brothers
Zhuang Zhuang bowed to the ground and said, "The teacher is so good to me! How can Zhuang Zhuang be virtuous? The teacher has to be enlightened and preach with all his heart! Zhuang Zhuang bows to the teacher!" Xiao Gang took his hand and asked him to get up, and Zhuang Zhuang stood up only to see Dali also lying on the ground. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Zhuangzhuang's anger has not yet exploded, Xiao Gang said: "Vigorously, get up!"
Jumping up vigorously from the ground, scratching his ears and cheeks, the spider spirit was still stupidly holding the silk head and looking at the sky. Jumping vigorously and saying, "It's wonderful, it's wonderful!"
Xiao Gang shouted: "Pay attention to the image!" Dali slowly calmed down, and the spider spirit said: "There are no stars in the sky?
Qing Song couldn't figure it out, was he standing on a round ball? Qing Song and Xiao Gang went to boil silk, Xiao Gang added firewood, and Qing Song took a wooden stick to stir the spider silk. Zhuang Zhuang and Dali chatted, and Zhuang Zhuang asked, "Dali, have you really been to other stars?"
He nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, I was very curious about the moon when I was in the Great Demon Realm, but when I flew up, I saw the earth turn into a ball, which frightened me! Our earth has a shapeless cover, and after flying out of the cover, you can't breathe, and even the way you control the sky has to change! I went home and put on monkey wine on my back before flying towards the moon again, and after eight days of changing my flight method many times, I arrived at the moon! Standing on the moon and looking at the earth, the earth is a spinning ball! There is nothing bare on the moon, not even a cover, and the tip of my toes will jump very high, and then slowly fall again! I flew towards the nearest star, and after three and a half years I landed on top of a star. There were mountains and no water on that star, there were no covers, no plants and no animals, I was hungry and ate the monkey wine, I found some stones and came back quickly! When I came back, I fell into the sea, and there was really a dragon in the sea! I came back after a few tricks with the dragon king!"
Zhuang Zhuang said: "You are really good, did you win?" Zhuang Zhuang said depressedly: "Tie, he can't catch up with me!" Zhuang Zhuang laughed out loud, and said helplessly: "I hit him more than 3,000 times, and he didn't hit me head-on once, I ran and he couldn't catch up, of course, it was a tie!" Zhuang Zhuang said: "I only learned yesterday that you are very good, and you have been taking care of the weak demon clan! I misunderstood you before, and I beat you, here I say sorry to you!"
Dali said embarrassedly: "Actually, I have only taken care of the weak demon clan since that return! I thought that if other races were to be on those stars, it might be more convenient than me, ants and earthworms can even eat soil and ore, birds can fly without air control, some insects can eat everything, ordinary camels can go without eating or drinking for dozens of days, and human beings are even more terrible! So I have to take care of them, although the weak demon clan is very weak now, but who can say in the future? It's like Brother Niu, although you are only a little demon now, and you can transform before you are 500 years old, I have only seen you! Although I am the demon king, I deeply admire you, after the transformation of your explosive power beyond the little demon, the speed of the wind made me see a miracle! It is my honor to be in the same door with you in the future, a great blessing! I wish I could become a little demon, I don't want Taoism and skills, I will be your junior brother immediately! You have such a powerful teacher, and your future achievements must be above me!"
Zhuang Zhuang was embarrassed by what the demon king said, and said shyly: "The teacher will definitely accept you, I'm just luckier than you!"
Qing Song stirred the spider silk in the water tank and said: "That's what you did unintentionally, it is in line with Xiao Gang's way, so that you can have a fate! The thing that makes you a disciple is already ironclad, and I understand Xiao Gang's intentions!"
Dali was very happy, and pulled Zhuang Zhuang to drink! As a result, Qing Song and Xiao Gang were left cooking silk, and Qing Song and Xiao Gang still enjoyed such a quiet and peaceful time, and they did their own work without speaking.
The spider spirit still looked at them stupidly, and he didn't leave, nor did he get closer! Qingsong tried to add alkali little by little, and when the spider silk was all melted and no longer sticky, he asked Xiao Gang: "Xiao Gang, can you come and see?" Xiao Gang stood on the wooden pier and looked at the spider silk and said: "Grandpa, no need to add alkali, let's boil it for a while and take it out and rinse it!"
After boiling for a while, Qing Song took out the spider silk and put it into the water tank, cut off the silk head held by the spider spirit with scissors, and the sticky spider silk head was thrown into the fire and burned! Xiao Gang teased the stupid spider spirit, and Qing Song gently stirred the spider silk with a wooden stick. Although the spider spirit is stupid, no one can tease it, and Xiao Gang will not be angry at any matter how he makes it. After a while, the spider spirit still ran to his own group with Xiao Gang on his back and danced, and the spider also finished spinning, and all of them danced stupidly with the big spider spirit.
Xiao Gang felt that their dancing was too ugly, and taught them to change their dance steps, back and forth, left and right, turning around, and the spider swarm danced more and more beautiful! Half an hour later, Xiao Gang hit the wooden pier with a wooden stick, and the spider swarm felt the vibration of the ground and danced with the beat even more neatly and beautifully, and Qing Song looked at it from a distance and showed a pleased smile!
It's almost noon, Xiao Gang stopped playing with the spider and asked the spider spirit: "Little spider, is it fun to dance?" The spider spirits all nodded and said it was fun, Xiao Gang asked again: "I taught you to dance, how do you repay me?" The big spider spirit and Xiao Gang played for a long time, and their intelligence increased significantly, and they replied: "The little master is so good! It's so happy to teach us to dance, we have nothing to repay the little master, and the little master will do whatever we want!"
Xiao Gang said: "Dance is a kind of etiquette, you know? It's almost noon, are you hungry? With my grandfather, I can't let you go hungry anymore, and if you're hungry, I'll give you food!" The spider spirit said, "I'm not hungry! I'm not hungry, I'm going to ask them if they're hungry?"
After a while, the spider spirit said, "They're not hungry, but they can eat some delicious food!" Xiao Gang ran to Qingsong's room, where all the pastries were sent last night, and everyone had forgotten about the pastries when they were drinking and eating. Xiao Gang picked up a pastry box and walked out and shouted, "Little spider, come and help!" A large group of spiders ran over with the spider spirit, the big spider spirit lifted the box with two legs, and Xiao Gang opened the lid and poured the pastry on the ground. The spider spirits tried a little bit of each of them, and after eating it, they started crying!
Xiao Gang said, "What are you crying about? Things are too unpalatable?" The big spider spirit said: "The little master is so good, we feel so strange, we are happy, we want to cry with joy!" Xiao Gang said: "That is called happiness, it is the feeling of happiness!"
The spider spirits danced and said, "If you want to cry happily, you are happy, so happy!" Xiao Gang said: "Don't forget them when you are happy! Let them eat some and be happy together!" The spider spirits broke all the cakes before they walked away for the spiders to eat, and the spiders all ate and danced!
Xiao Gang went into the house and hugged the pastries a few times, but the ones that were too heavy to hold were too light. Until the spider spirit shouted: "Little master, enough! We can't eat anymore!" Xiao Gang said: "If you can't eat, you're full, I'll find some work for you to do!" Xiao Gang ran to the edge of the barracks with a swarm of spiders, pierced the ground with a wooden stick, ran for a while, and tied down a wooden stick, and said to the big spider spirit: "Can you still spit out silk threads? Don't be very sticky silk!"
The big spider spirit said: "Yes, you can spit out not much, you can spit out sticky and non-sticky!" Xiao Gang thought for a while and said: "Go and get me a bowl, fill it with water and can't sprinkle it, bring it to me!" The two legs were full of water, and the water did not spill out if they did not run slowly.
Xiao Gang asked the big spider spirit to spit out a silk thread and lead it from the wooden stick in the north to the south, and then arranged for the two spider spirits to stand at both ends respectively, and carefully measured the two ends of the silk thread with a water bowl, so that the spider spirits could fix the silk thread. Then Xiao Gang asked the spider spirit to bring the tools and materials for building the wall, and taught them how to add lime and cement to the mud.
The spider spirit was afraid of lime and cement, so Xiao Gang had to run and call Zhuang Zhuang, who was drinking vigorously, and mud. After Zhuang Zhuang reconciled the mud, he said: "The teacher wants to teach them to work?" Xiao Gang said: "The stability and sense of size of spiders are very high, they are natural architects, teach them to work so as not to eat in vain!"
Xiao Gang called the spider spirits, taught them how to use tools to prevent the reconciled mud from sticking to their bodies, and then asked them to start building walls with silk threads. This work is only done by the spider spirits, and the spiders can only watch if they lack strength. The first layer of bricks was quickly laid, and the spider spirits did not need to pull the thread to start building the second layer. Xiao Gang just told them that the bricks on the second floor should be staggered to strengthen the fit of the overall brick wall, and the spider spirits started to move like building blocks. Bricks that require a brick knife to cut are easily cut by the serrations on the spider spirit's legs, and the incision is smooth and perfect.
Zhuang Zhuang was dumbfounded when he looked at it, such a complicated thing became a simple thing under the spider spirit's legs, and then he started the third layer without Xiao Gang saying it. Zhuang Zhuang hurriedly mixed a pile of mud, watching the spider spirits move quickly layer by layer, and found that their legs were not afraid, and the cement lime was good, but the body tried to avoid contact. Zhuang Zhuang saw that they were about to build the sixth floor, and said to Xiao Gang: "Teacher, these little dwarfs are going to die! The brick wall is already much taller than them, haha! They can't do it now!"
Xiao Gang smiled and said, "Look at it!" Sure enough, the eight spider spirits climbed up, and the spiders began to carry bricks below and handed them to the spider spirits above, and the speed did not slow down at all! Zhuang Zhuang opened his mouth and said, "Is this okay?" Xiao Gang smiled and said: "This is a talent, you can't learn it!"
Seeing how beautiful these stupid things are to build brick walls, I can't help but sigh: "A teacher is a teacher! Even such stupid things can be taught so well-behaved! The legend is true!"
Xiao Gang smiled and said: "Not all legends are true, some are exaggerated, some are omitted, and some are misunderstood. When we hear the legend, we ourselves have to think about what is true and what is false!"
Vigora's fart was staggering, 'Hey, hey!' When the twelfth floor was about to be built, Xiao Gang shouted to the spider spirits to stop and let them rebuild along the brick wall, and told them not to build too high at a time, and that the gravity that the cement could not withstand if the cement was not solidified and the wall could not withstand too much!
The big spider spirit actually said: "Thank you!" Dali Meng was stunned for a while and said, "I heard you right, right? The idiot said thank you? Didn't call it to say thank you, it also knew to say thank you?" Xiao Gang said: "Labor produces wisdom, and human beings can evolve so fast because of labor!"
Zhuang Zhuang smirked and said, "We must be good disciples who love labor!"
Dali was very satisfied with Zhuang Zhuang's sentence, which obviously involved himself. Vigorously threw a wink at Zhuang Zhuang and said: "Brother Niu has extraordinary wisdom, little brother, I am willing to only look forward to Brother Niu and the head of the cow!"
Zhuang Zhuang replied: "Where! Brother Dali can understand the meaning of labor, and it is also a unique wisdom!"
Xiao Gang scolded with a smile: "Two living treasures, the flesh is numb!" Xiao Gang ran away after scolding, and ran to pull two spider spirits to cook silk.
Dali was scolded by Xiao Gang, but he was even more proud, and stood beside Zhuang Zhuang with a look of my living treasure and my pride! The leader of the Crane Clan happened to come back and saw it, looking at his demon king with a very surprised look!
scolded vigorously: "What do you see, haven't you ever seen two handsome guys standing side by side with such a handsome guy?"
Zhuang Zhuang patted Dali's shoulder and said, "Brother, I think you are too honest!"
The leader of the Crane Clan was completely blindfolded, and a little demon patted the Demon King's shoulder and called him brother, and the Demon King was so happy that he even forgot to clean himself up! After being stunned for more than a minute, the leader of the Crane Clan lowered his head and left! Hurry up and leave this place of right and wrong, in case the Great King wants to destroy his entire clan, it is not enough for him to kill the old man!
Zhuang Zhuang watched the leader of the Crane Clan leave, and said regrettably: "It's stupid! I haven't seen such a miracle, I don't know how to appreciate it!"
Dali said with deep understanding: "The truth is often in the hands of a few people! I won't care about him! Brother Niu, let's continue to drink!"
Dali completely forgot that his human friend Qing Song was still stirring the spider silk bitterly! From afar, he said to the leader of the Crane Clan: "Silly bird, come and mud, I want to drink with Brother Niu!"
The leader of the Crane Clan immediately ran over and said, "The king should go, the little demon will definitely do it for you!"
Zhuang Zhuang suddenly felt that the leader of the Crane Clan seemed to have seen him somewhere! Unable to remember for a while, Zhuang Zhuang said to Dali: "Brother, wait a minute, today is so happy, you and I are estranged, just drink little wine, I'll go get some pastries as a wine!"
Dali also learned to say in a crepe manner: "This is the best! The little brother went back first, cleaned up a little and waited for Brother Niu to come!" Zhuang Zhuang arched his hand, turned around and ran away without any Sven at all! Da Dali looked at Zhuang Zhuang who ran away and said: "Brother Niu is really a wonderful person! Running brings some heaven and earth to reason!" "Da vigorously turned around and jumped away, the monkey is the monkey has become a demon king and a monkey, what does Sven look like there." Sven was trampled by a living treasure like this, and his body was incomplete!
After the demon king left, the leader of the crane clan remembered that he would have something and mud? What are these? Ran to ask the spider spirit: "Idiot, how did you get mud?" The spider spirit said, "We won't either, the little master knows!" The leader of the crane clan ran to find Xiao Gang again, and Xiao Gang asked the two spider spirits to continue to cook silk as they had just done, and ran to teach the leader of the crane clan and mud.
As soon as noon arrived, the struggle arrived at the barracks with the convoy delivering food. Looking at the spider wall, he was surprised and said, "It's amazing, it's so perfect!" The leader of the crane clan felt strange and asked, "Lord Struggle, why are you so sighing?"
The leader of the Crane tribe said suspiciously, "Am I going to be worse than them?" The leader of the Crane tribe ran over and grabbed the tools and tried to lay the bricks himself, and after a while he found that he was either tall or short, concave or convex!
The leader of the Crane Clan reluctantly put down his tools and ran back to Struggle, saying, "Sure enough, it's amazing!
Struggle said: "Don't mind the crane leader, you can fly, they can only climb on the ground!
The leader of the Crane Clan said with relief: "What Lord Struggle said is true! I heard from the crane spirits in the clan that Lord Struggle takes special care of our Crane Clan and has already made friends with them! Originally, just after the end of the day, I asked them to come back together, but I said that I was going to help Master Struggle carry cotton, so I had to fly back by myself! We Crane Clan mainly eat snakes and fish, and food here is hard to find! Thank you for the compassion of Lord Struggle!"
Struggle suddenly said very arrogantly: "Brother He, don't shout any adults, our brothers are commensurate! I am the Minister of Logistics, and it is very simple to get some food for the Crane Clan! I will also ask Brother Crane to take care of me in the future!"
The leader of the Crane Clan said gratefully: "Brother Struggle is bold and magnificent! In the future, if there is a little brother who is sent, he will definitely help him! It's just that this matter is not easy for other ethnic groups to know?
Struggle said: "Brother He, don't worry, I have asked people to prepare meals for the friends of the Crane tribe in the station, and the cotton will be eaten as soon as it arrives!
The leader of the Crane Clan laughed and said: "Brother Struggle is benevolent and righteous, I just wanted to mix some food, but Brother Struggle actually treated me with food, which is too polite!"
Struggle smiled and said, "Friends, help each other, help each other!"
The leader of the Crane Clan said proudly: "It is a great blessing that our Crane Clan can have such a friend as Brother Struggle! My clan is about to arrive, and I will lead the way on the earth, and I will follow it in heaven!"
The flock of cranes appeared far away in the sky, with ropes hanging from their necks, and the ropes were tied to sacks, some of which were of four or five bags, and of which were two or three bags of cotton. The cattle that went out in the morning have not yet been seen, and the crane tribe who went to carry the cotton when the hour is almost over has already returned! The five thousand cranes have brought back more than 10,000 bags of cotton, and they are thinking about letting them bring something to Yikang later, so that the two ends will not fall short! Those spiders are quick with their hands and feet, and it will be okay to bring some to help load the cotton, so this is it! When the struggle rode back to the station, the crane flock also arrived and circled above the station. There were more than 100 people left in the battalion, and the people in the battalion shouted: "Look, there are so many cranes!" "There are really a lot of cranes flying above our heads!" "Hurry up and greet the cranes, the cranes are invited by the head of the headquarters to help carry the cotton, and the raw vegetables and rice are served!" Aunt Cuihua and her two daughters-in-law also came to see the 'cranes', and said with a smile: "My brothers are really amazing! The cranes are all here to help!"
Struggle said: "Auntie, you are always resting, let's just come!" Aunt Cuihua said: "No, I will personally get some pastries for the crane!" Struggle hurriedly said: "They will still come, don't worry, just get some!" The leader of the crane clan did not change shape, and took the lead in falling down and asked: "Brother Struggle, the things were brought, where to put them?"
The people in the gang's camp screamed excitedly and shouted: "It's really the crane, the fairy has spoken!" "The crane is so tall! Both are two people tall, right?" "The crane is called the minister's brother! The minister has a good face!"
Struggle said: "Just put it in this open space!" The leader of the crane clan listened to the man call himself a crane, and felt a special face to Struggle and said: "Brother Struggle get out of the way, it's not good to land with things, we have to drop the cotton before we can land!"
The leader of the Crane Clan seemed to see the mind of struggle, and explained: "Don't worry, Brother Struggle, you can land with things, and the cotton is not afraid of falling, so you can save effort when you throw it down!"
The gang's camp started to stir up, a pot of fried ten catties of rice, a catty of bacon, and when the pot was about to start, ten catties of corn were added and stirred evenly and put into a large wooden basin. The cranes calculated the wind speed and the terrain, and the leader of the crane tribe flew up and grabbed the rope around the crane spirit's neck with his claws, lifted the cotton and threw it down, and the crane spirit went to help the other cranes, and in this way, more and more sacks were thrown from the sky to the middle of the clearing. After the cotton was lost, the cranes landed in batches, and when the cranes landed, the bacon fried rice was already fried in the third batch. Many cranes had to stand on a big tree to stop such a large flock of cranes.
The leader of the Crane Clan walked up to Struggle with twenty-four crane spirits and said, "Brother Struggle, good friend! What are the names of these meals? I feel so fragrant when I smell them!" Struggle said: "I made a special bacon fried rice for my friends of the Crane Clan! Would you like to try it?" The leader of the Crane Tribe, who took the Crane Spirit, walked to the nearest wooden basin and pecked a few bites, and said happily: "It's so delicious! It's very delicious!"
Struggle said: "Of course there is a taste! Bacon is specially made with a lot of salt, only our family has such delicious bacon, my father-in-law's special recipe, after my Aunt Cuihua's adjustment, can produce such a positive taste! You can't see the whole human race anywhere else!" A crane spirit who had befriended Struggle last night said excitedly: "I thought I was going to be hungry, but I didn't expect my friend to entertain us with such a good thing! Great! Such a precious bacon was actually used to invite our whole clan to enjoy!"
The leader of the Crane Clan said: "Crane Twenty-one, you don't understand, right? Not only bacon, this white thing is called rice, it is also a good thing that only the human race has, yesterday I heard the king say that the poor human race can't afford to eat it, this yellow is corn, only Lord Qingsong's house can have such a big sweet corn!"
One of the youngest crane spirits shouted: "Daddy, these fried rice are so delicious, can you still eat them in the future?" Struggle clapped his chest and said: "As long as I struggle to live for one day, as long as my friends of the crane clan are still here for one day, I can eat enough every day!" He said that he was full every day, not that he was full at once! Many crane spirits said, "I don't want to eat those live snakes and raw fish anymore!" The fried rice is so delicious, will we not go back, chief?"
The youngest crane spirit cried and said, "Daddy, what if the Struggle Lady dies?
The leader of the Crane Clan was suddenly startled and said, "Yes! We can't let him age too fast! Let's go find some Lingzhi from the last year, so that he won't be old for 500 years! Just like me! I'm not old at 600 years old!" He Twenty-one said: "There are a lot of big snakes on Lingzhi Mountain, although they don't have the essence and it's not easy to clean up!" The leader of the Crane Clan said: "Let's go up together, and if they dare to stop it, we will kill them all!" The crane spirits all said, "Kill them!"
Last time, Xiao Gang was injured and tore off some ginseng whiskers and didn't touch the Ganoderma lucidum, and it seems that he wants to tell his father-in-law and let his father-in-law eat it for a few more years! But he said: "Don't be in a hurry about the matter of Lingzhi, after I finish my father-in-law's affairs, I will take hundreds of my brothers with me, and all the big snakes will be killed cleanly, and don't waste the delicious snake soup made of snake meat, if you can't do it, just leave it to me! We have even killed hundreds of thousands of catties of giant pythons! The big snake is nothing!" The skull of a giant python the size of the house is in our cave storeroom!"
The leader of the Crane Clan said in awe: "I can't see that Lord Qingsong's subordinates are so brave, Brother Struggle, take us to see the giant python skull!"
Struggle rode to the door of the cave, took out the key to open the cave, and after the leader of the crane clan took the crane spirit inside, Struggle lit some torches. Sure enough, the skull of a giant python the size of the house is in the cave, and there are layers of folded python bones! Python scales, giant python molt, giant python skin!
The leader of the Crane Clan said, "Amazing! Amazing! Such a big guy has been killed! Are you dead or wounded?"
Struggle said: "How can the life of this thing be compared with the life of our brothers? None of our brothers were killed or injured, but they were a little tired and lost their strength, and they consumed it alive! This thing did not crawl and walk, but catapulted, and it was very fast! It was still killed by our brothers! Brother Zhu gave it one last blow, did you see his mouth? Brother Zhu got it!"
The crane clan in the cave was all stunned, what kind of strength is this? The pillar sat at the same table with the leader yesterday to eat, and with such a weak body, he couldn't see how much strength he had at all!
Struggle smiled and said: "Of course it's not manpower, you don't understand it." The weapon used is a weapon called a detonator!" The leader of the crane tribe said: "The weapon that puts the thunder in the tube?" Struggle said: "It's about the same! Only our family can make it, and we can make as many raw materials as we want! What kind of big snake and python, as long as it can't fly, it's easy to do!"
The leader of the Crane Clan said happily: "Kill them, there are such sharp weapons, we have to do a few big votes! Otherwise, we can't bear to let Lord Qingsong spend money!" Struggle also said: "When the food is insufficient, find them to be unlucky! Haha, with Brother Crane's help and sharp weapons, it's very simple! Everyone is going to eat, Brother Crane and I are going to the barracks on the grassland to accompany the leaders to eat, we can't let them be suspicious!"
Out of the cave, Struggle to go horseback riding, the leader of the Crane Tribe said: "Brother Struggle don't need to ride a horse, I'll carry you faster! Crane Laosan, you take everyone to eat, fried rice is delicious, you are not allowed to fight! Hehe, let's change the station of the Crane Clan to this neighborhood." Isn't there a big lake over there? We said that the lake is ours, there are no fish there, and geese and cormorants will not rob us!"
The leader of the Crane clan said: "Brother Struggle, your family is too domineering!
The leader of the Crane Clan squatted on the ground, struggled to climb onto his back and moved forward a little, stretched out his hand to hug the bottom of his neck, the leader of the Crane Clan stood up, jumped up with two feet lightly, stretched out his huge wings, and took off smoothly!
More than five miles away, the leader of the crane clan landed smoothly outside the barracks in less than a minute with a struggle on his back. The leader of the Crane Clan changed into a human form and said as he walked: "Among these leaders who came, only I can do this, but they can't!" Struggle said in an appreciative tone: "Only the Crane Clan can study such a method with such elegance! Didn't you hear the people in the station shouting the crane? Only by sticking this immortal character can the elegance of the Crane Clan be reflected!"
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