Chapter 968: A Bunch of Strange Things!
"Yes, yes, and my old pig! I'm hungry after a fight, get something I haven't eaten!"
Zhu Bajie snorted twice, and licked his tongue to lick his big mouth.
"Pig!"
Chang'e despised Zhu Bajie.
"Ho ho, Sister Chang'e, what are you shouting at me?"
Zhu Bajie asked with a shy face, and at the same time leaned towards Chang'e.
"I'm calling a pig!"
Chang'e moved to the side.
"Ho ho! I'm a pig!"
Zhu Bajie, a stinky and shameless one, leaned closer to Chang'e again.
"You...... You're so thick-skinned!"
Chang'e was speechless.
"My Nima, Sister Chang'e, you finally understand my old pig! ”
Zhu Bajie is definitely more shameless than Ximen Hao.
"Phew!"
The Yuanli revolver in Ximen Hao's hand fell to the ground, and he looked at the strange thing in the pig in a daze.
Of course, Ma Xiao and the bald green orc were also stunned, they had seen Ximen Hao's shamelessness, and it was the first time they had seen it even more shameless than Ximen Hao!
"You...... Get out of the way, be careful I let the rabbit smash you!"
Chang'e pushed a handful of Zhu Bajie, but who knew that Zhu Bajie did not move.
"My Nima, Sister Chang'e, you touch me! Oh my God! You actually touched me! No, no, no, my old pig is going to die." ”
Zhu Bajie covered his chest, closed his eyes, and his silver appearance made everyone goosebumps.
"Paralyzed! Are these two talking about cross talk?"
Ximen Hao had deep doubts and watched a fake Journey to the West.
"Big pig's head, shameless......!
Yutu stuck out his tongue at Zhu Bajie, and his little hand was still wiped on the face of Lori.
"Go! You little rabbit is held by Sister Chang'e every day, of course I don't know my old pig's mood. ”
Zhu Bajie arched his nose at the jade rabbit, and then covered his chest again and reveled.
"I'm done! Hey, little brother, I'm done with the rabbit!"
Chang'e didn't want to stay for a minute, she was fed up with the pig.
"No way!"
Ximen Hao and Zhu Bajie spoke in unison.
Ximen Hao has taken a fancy to the Jade Rabbit, and he has not recovered yet, but the Jade Rabbit is a bodyguard.
Zhu Bajie is reluctant to Chang'e, an hour has not yet arrived, and God knows when we will see each other when we go back.
Chang'e's pretty face pulled, although she was in her heart, she really couldn't go back, so she had to float into the distance again, hiding from Zhu Bajie.
"That...... Ximenhao, do you think we can discuss......"
"Bang!"
Ximen Hao didn't wait for the bald head to finish speaking, he pulled the trigger, he didn't have the heart to discuss anything with the other party at all.
I didn't kill the other party before, of course, I slapped my face back.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host! Burst out an ultimate otherworldly red envelope! Please click within a minute, and the red envelope will disappear after a minute!"
"Give me the carrots!"
The jade rabbit jumped to Ximen Hao's side, the enemy was dead, and he should eat it.
"Why the hell am I stealing it for you? There are no carrots in this place!"
Ximen Hao belongs to a dog, and when the little cutie helped him smash the heads of the two people, he changed his face in an instant.
At the same time, his hand pressed on the forehead of the bald green orc.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host! Get 10 Dogen Pills! Get ......"
"You're bad, you're bad, you give me carrots, or I'll tell my master you're bullying me!"
Yutu pushed Ximen Hao hard, and the red envelope in the opening was interrupted instantly.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host! The opening of the red envelope was interrupted, and only 10 Dao Yuan Dan were obtained!
"I'll go!"
Ximen Hao instantly felt a pain, but he didn't expect this operation.
"Then you go, go get the carrots, the carrots of the other world, they must be delicious. ”
Yutu looked at Ximen Hao with bright eyes, as if Ximen Hao was a carrot.
"Poof!"
Ma Xiao finally couldn't help laughing, this little cutie is simply Ximen Hao's nemesis.
"I ...... What am I going to do?"
Ximen Hao completely collapsed.
"Go get the carrots, didn't you say, 'You go.'"
Jade Rabbit blinked at Ximen Hao with pure eyes.
"I ...... I'll go...... I'll go to your sister's! I'll steal carrots for you!"
Ximen Hao can't wait to spank the little cutie's ass.
"Mmmmmmmmmm ”
Jade Rabbit doesn't know if he really doesn't understand, or if he does it on purpose.
"I ...... You...... I ......"
Ximen Hao was completely speechless.
"Giggle...... Ximen Hao, you also have today. ”
Ma Xiao finally couldn't help it, Ximen Hao, who used to be sharp-toothed, was dumbfounded by a little Lori, which is really rare.
"Sister Chang'e, let's go, take her!"
Ximen Hao was about to cry.
Who knew that Chang'e shook her head lightly:
"You promised to give the rabbit carrots, and you can't break your word, don't give, don't go. ”
"Ho ho! yes!
Zhu Bajie, a stinky and shameless one, instantly stood on Chang'e's front.
"I ...... I really have a carrot, little hot girl, do you have it?"
Ximen Hao asked Ma Xiao for help, because he hadn't seen carrots in the Tianqing Continent since he passed through.
"What's there?"
Ma Xiao blinked.
"Carrots!"
Ximen Hao said.
"What's a carrot?"
Ma Xiaochun asked.
"That's it...... Forget it, I'll give you a model. ”
Ximen Hao took out the Emperor Tu, turned it into a carrot, and handed it to Ma Xiao.
Ma Xiao looked at the golden fake carrot, and suddenly made up an object in his mind, and his face turned red in an instant.
This is not to blame her, mainly because Ximen Hao is usually too shameless.
"You...... Hello shameless, where is this carrot. ”
Ma Xiao said with a red face.
"Isn't it?"
Ximen Hao put the carrot that the emperor had slaughtered into in front of his eyes.
"Wow! The carrots of the other world are golden!
The jade rabbit suddenly snatched the fake carrot from Ximenhao's hand and handed it directly to the small mouth.
Ximen Hao wanted to intercept, but the other party didn't know how many carrots he had eaten, and he was already very skilled.
Opening his small mouth, two white rabbit teeth came out, and then he bit them.
"It's over!"
Ximen Hao covered his eyes.
"Click!"
There was a crunch.
I saw that the jade leg had a golden carrot in her mouth, her eyes were full of tears, and her little face was a little painful.
"Wonderful!"
Ma Xiao also covered his eyes, this is really a tease invited by Ximen Hao.
"Ho-ho! ”
Zhu Bajie shrugged his nose and slapped his big ears, listening to it really.
"Rabbit, did you really drop it?"
Chang'e floated to the Jade Rabbit's side.
Jade Rabbit shook her head, then took the carrot out of her mouth.
Then he reached out and gently touched the two rabbit teeth, and the rabbit teeth fell off piece by piece.
"It's not that it's gone, it's ...... It's broken...... Yikes!"
The jade rabbit directly threw the fake carrot on the ground, plunged into Chang'e's arms, turned into a little rabbit, and cried.
"Woo woo woo! Master, the carrot from the other world can't be bitten! woo woo woo ......"
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