Li Tong walked quickly back to the dormitory building, and before he entered the hallway, he heard a noisy voice in the dormitory, as well as a woman's sharp voice.

Li Tong hurriedly took three steps and two steps to open the bedroom door, and as expected, it was the second fat mother who came again.

Erpang is a native of the old BJ, her mother is said to have been originally surnamed Yehe Nala, and later changed her surname to Ye, and is a descendant of the Manchu royal family.

Whether it is a descendant of the royal family, Li Tong does not know.

But his mother's fierce personality is quite like Mama Rong in the court.

"Look at what you've done!"

The second fat mother is as chubby as the second fat, and it looks like there are no 200 catties, 150 catties.

The second fat mother came to Li and their bedroom to count her son not once or twice, which is to blame for the second fat has a bad problem, that is, as soon as there is a conflict with the family, he lives in the dormitory and does not go home.

No, the second fat mother can't help it, she will kill them in the dormitory for the last time before graduation, and finally show her skills.

"Auntie, sit down and say, don't be angry. ”

The old gun carried a cup of hot tea and put out the fire one after the other.

After four years of college experience, Lao Gun is very proficient in how to deal with the second fat mother.

"Old gun, you help me talk about this unsuccessful thing, you said that his uncle kindly contacted him for a job, and he only went for two weeks and quit. Do you say there is such a thing as him?" the second fat mother took the tea from the old gun's hand, and her anger did not subside.

Lao Gun is a few years older, he grew up in the countryside, and he is proficient in human affairs.

He first followed the second fat mother and said: "That's it, it's not easy to find a job in the capital now! Auntie, you must have also trusted the relationship and sold favors to find the second fat." ”

"Not really!"

Hearing that Lao Gun was so considerate of herself, the second fat mother poured out all the grievances as if she had met a relative: "My uncle and I have long stopped interacting for the demolition of the old house. This time, I bought something for 20,000 yuan, licked my old face and went to the door to ask for help. But you say, Erfat actually stopped doing it after two weeks! Who do you think he is worthy of?"

"Auntie, you are discouraged. The second fat is not sensible, let's go and persuade him together. ”

Li Tong is not good at dealing with people, so he was stunned and stunned in a corner of the bedroom.

It's a pity that this old gun doesn't go back to his hometown to be a women's director, why would he break with the old ladies.

At this time, the second fat looked like an angry little daughter-in-law, slumped in the chair and did not speak.

Li Tong estimated that if he could curl up in a ball if he was thinner, he would have shrunk a long time ago.

However, his stomach was too big, so he could only sit paralyzed and let his mother reprimand him.

"If you are a little more aggressive, you can be like Li Tong. ”

The second fat mother was talking, and the words somehow turned to Li Tong.

"People are famous now, and a painting sells for so much money. Old gun, you say, this person's son is a son, why is my son so grandson!"

Li Tong was stunned when he heard it, what son and grandson?

"Auntie, don't worry, why don't you listen to what Er Fat has to say first?" Li Tong also stood up and said.

In fact, the second fat mother is a good woman in Beijing, but she is too eager to be Jackie Chan, and she is a little short-tempered.

lived in a dormitory for four years, and Erfat's mother often asked Erpang to bring food to Lao Gun and Li Tong to cook at home.

Once the second fat mother saw that Li Tong's mosquito net was broken, and without saying a word, she asked the second fat to bring a new one to Li Tong from home.

Li Tong still thinks about the old lady's good.

"What can he say? Isn't he just lazy? The leader asks him to do things, but he doesn't do it! He also complains that the leader is not good!" The second fat mother cried to Li Tong and Lao Gun.

"Tongzi, old gun, you say, is it easy for me to find a public institution in the capital for Erfat? He is now picking on his son, where can I go to find a second one for him? Why do you say he is so unfilial?"

As soon as he heard the words "unfilial", Er Fat finally couldn't hold it back, and muttered like a dead corpse resurrected: "What's so good in the system? Those leaders don't understand aesthetics or design at all, so they call me some strange pictures." I'm irrelevant!"

"You're irrelevant? You're irrelevant! Drink the northwest wind?"

As soon as the second fat mother heard the second fat explanation, she immediately turned into an angry lion, picked up the chopsticks that the second fat was eating instant noodles and beat him in the head.

"When I was dancing in the square before, I was playing with the old sisters, and my son graduated from Zhongyang Academy of Fine Arts and worked in a public institution. You say, he quit his job, where will my old face go in the future?

The words of the second fat mother, Li Tong understood it.

It turned out that the old lady went to the dormitory today because the second fat lost her job, and her old man had no face on her face.

But it's not all about the second fat.

Erpang complained to Li Tong two days ago, saying that the leader of his internship unit had something wrong with his brain, and he always made Erpang P weird.

Their unit publicized the country's second-child policy, and the leader asked the two fat posters to P two fat dolls, and then added a line of red letters: The second child policy is good!

Their unit promotes a belt and road, and the leader will let the two fat posters put P maps, and the region of the Belt and Road will pull the red line, and then add a line of red words: One belt, one good way!

Anyway, the logic of their leadership's work is to promote the poster P everything, and then add red letters like crazy.

Erpang received four years of aesthetic education in the design department of Zhongyang Academy of Fine Arts, let him do this every day, is he still not allowed to blow up?

And Li Tong concluded that no matter how angry the second fat mother was, he would never return to that public institution.

"Auntie, don't worry. Li Tong soothed, "Why don't you listen to me?"

The second fat mother was very aggrieved with a handful of snot and tears, "Tongzi, you can say it." ”

"Auntie, since Er Fat doesn't like to go to work in that public institution, I don't think I'll go! Besides, he's quit his job, and he won't be able to go back no matter what you say. ”

"Hey. The second fat mother sighed heavily.

"According to me, Auntie, why don't you let Er Pang follow me to start a business?" Li Tong proposed, "Anyway, I want to open an oil painting studio after graduation, and I am short of manpower." Erpang is a partner with me, I am wholly owned, he helps me do publicity, and I give him 10% of the shares. ”

"What? Li said to you?" the second fat mother didn't react.

As soon as the old gun heard this idea, he immediately dragged a stool and sat down, and continued to explain to the second fat mother with a smile:

"Don't worry, if you partner with your son to open a company, he will definitely not treat Erfat badly. In this way, the second fat graduated and started a business in partnership with others, and the future is to be a big boss, an executive, and a shareholder.

I have to say that this old gun is really well versed in the vanity of middle-aged and elderly women.

A simple sentence made the second fat mother burst into tears and laughed.

"Really, and this good thing, my son has become a shareholder?" the second fat mother felt incredulous.

"Of course! What kind of net worth does Tongzi have now? A net worth of hundreds of millions! If you partner with him to start a company, your salary will definitely be much higher than that of a public institution! Moreover, you don't want your son to be angry in that kind of unit every day, right? This kind of anger is too much, and it is not good for your health. ”

The old gun's words brightened up the mood of the second fat mother.

The second fat mother clapped her hands and hammered the second fat shoulder: "Thank you for your son! That's it! Mom left first, and she could still dance the square dance for a while when she went back...... Son, you just listen to your son!"

Saying that, the second fat mother got up and left, the one who walked is called a charm still exists, and that is called a swaying posture!