Before he could sit down, Lao Shi shouted: "Fourth sister-in-law, your face is really big, so many of our brothers can't please you, and the fourth brother has to invite you to come out, why are you lame?"

really didn't have a word to listen to, so he simply pretended not to hear it, put on a smile at a few elder brothers, and picked up chopsticks and waited for the meal to start.

Feeling something touching his arm, when he turned his head to look, he heard Brother Jiu say: "Younger brothers can't come to eat Fourth Brother's meal in vain, and giving this to my sister-in-law is a return gift." ”

In front of him, there was a copy of "The Female Commandment", this old nine, at a young age, was already so careful and calculating, and it was clearly damaging me, so he put the book back in front of him and said: "Thank you, ninth brother, sister-in-law has it herself, I shouldn't have rejected your kindness, but this kind of thing is too much, so it's better for the ninth brother to keep it for himself." ”

Why is this little abacus sitting next to me? I swept over him and saw Yinxiang, Lao Shi, Lao Eight, and the last one was Yinzhen sitting next to me, oh, I am so particular about eating a meal, and the seats must be lined up, if there is an aunt standing next to me, is it time to divide the apples according to the size?

"Brother Jiu, I am so mysterious about what you take, you can also give this kind of gift, it is really stingy, no wonder the fourth sister-in-law refuses to accept it. ”

Listening to Lao Shi's tone, Lao Jiucai was already generous at such an age? When he looked at him in a blink of an eye, he saw that his face darkened, and in an instant, he put back a smile and said to Lao Shi: "What do you know? Gifts are important in the heart, and people are anxious to need." After saying that, he turned to look at me and said, "Since the fourth sister-in-law doesn't want it, if you lose it, why bother to be sarcastic." As he spoke, he grabbed the book in front of him and threw it on the eyebrows behind me. He seemed to be about to say something more, when the eighth elder brother's voice sounded at the right time: "Ninth brother, eat." Yinyu sighed, grabbed the dishes and chopsticks and sent them to his mouth.

Turning his head to look at everyone, except for Lao Shi and me, everyone else ate quietly and silently. Hurriedly lowered his head to avoid the gaze of Lao Shi, and pretended to eat seriously.

"Fourth sister-in-law, what did you mean by what you said yesterday, what was that inspiration? And said that you want to write me 500 words, but I came to ask you. ”

I was immediately choked by Lao Shi's words, coughed a few times and replied: "No, I was scared by Huang Ama yesterday, I don't know what I said, don't take it seriously." ”

Lao Shi actually stood up and said to me: "Fourth sister-in-law, how can you be like this? The gentleman is difficult to chase after a horse, although you are a woman, but my brother, I see that you have a refreshing personality, and you know how to answer Huang Ama's questions, and I respect you in my heart, how can you say that you will not let me take it seriously!"

The eighth elder brother grabbed the sleeve of the old ten and persuaded: "Tenth brother, sit down." ”

Lao Shi only screwed there, not moving or sitting.

Brother Jiu smiled and held the bowl without raising his head and said, "Sister-in-law, the temper of the tenth brother is like this, don't take it to heart." But if he doesn't have an explanation today, no one can persuade him. Seeing that my sister-in-law is not like the kind of person who goes back on her word, it is better to write something to him casually, and the younger brothers can learn a thing or two. ”

The eighth elder brother said: "Yes, fourth sister-in-law, what did you want to write about him yesterday? If the fourth sister-in-law is inconvenient, don't write it, tell him in front of the tenth brother, and we can take him back. ”

After a few people took turns, I only felt my head swell, and I stood up suddenly, but I didn't know what to do. looked at Lao Shi for a long time, but no one refused to retreat. In desperation, he found that Yinzhen glanced at his group of younger brothers, and hurriedly looked at him, and there was a smile in his eyes.

Are you also curious, so you are really not afraid that I will lose face for you again? Even so, if you don't speak, you seem to be a child, so that they look down on them plainly, and they are thinking about what to say, when a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in their minds, and they slapped the table with a 'snap', pointed to Lao Shi and said: "Just say it, you listen to me." ”

Ignoring everyone's reactions, he said: "After listening to the words of the tenth brother, I was flattered by the fourth sister-in-law, but I didn't know that I was in the heart of the tenth brother, and I could compete with the gentleman. Despite this, I still couldn't help but feel refreshed, and I realized that the seven meridians and eight veins were smooth, and the seven orifices were also opened six and a half. If I have to say a few words to the tenth brother today, that is, since ancient times the hero out of the youth, the tenth brother, although you are young, but you have dared to do dare to be angry and dare to speak, it is really the demeanor of a big husband, if you are diligent to learn hard and temper, if you must be able to go through the heavens and latitudes in time, and determine the wisdom of the country. The ancients said: Wolong and phoenix chicks have to settle the world, and now, God bless me in the Qing Dynasty, the vicissitudes of the sea for 5,000 years, the Chinese Shenzhou flat ground thunder, flying sand and stones, foggy sky, hazy, only to see the top of the sky and the ground a golden armor god standing between the heavens and the earth. This person is a hero holding a double axe, his eyes are like electricity, one axe goes down, chaos is first opened, two axes go down, Nuwa creates people, three axes go down, all beings fall down, this great hero is really the luck of the country, the blessing of the people, how can it not make people cry with joy...... The ancients had a young hero say that as proof, today's young heroes and the ten sons of the emperor are more like the rising of the red sun, and their way is bright; the river flows out of the underground, and the ocean is flowing; the hidden dragon soars into the abyss, and the scales and claws are flying; the milk tiger roars in the valley, and the beasts are terrified; the eagle falcon tries its wings, and the wind and dust are blowing; the first child of a strange flower, and the emperor is in the dust; the cadre will be hairy, and there is a mang; the sky wears its firmament, and the earth is yellow; there are eight wildernesses through the ages; the future is like the sea, and the future is long. The fourth sister-in-law's admiration for the ten brothers is like a surging river, and it is like the Yellow River flooding, and it is out of control, the sea is dry and rotten, the sky is falling apart, and the heart of admiration remains unchanged. ”

After finishing speaking, he hugged his fist towards Lao Shi, and when he raised his head, he saw that except for Yinxiang's disapproving face and even some sneering, the rest were stunned there, and their brains suddenly sobered up and sat back on the chair with a 'tom', buried their faces on the table and muttered: "Crazy...... Don't live anymore......"

There was a muffled laugh around him, followed by laughter. Reluctantly, he covered his head with his sleeve.

"Thank you to the fourth brother and sister-in-law for their hospitality, and the younger brothers are back. The eighth elder brother's smiling voice penetrated into my ears, and I only continued to pretend to be an ostrich and bury it on the side of the table and ignored it.

Yin Zhen stood up from the seat next to him, and before he heard his voice, the laughter of the ninth elder brother came: "Although my sister-in-law's words today are said to the tenth brother, the younger brother remembers it and writes it down when he goes back, it's just ...... If it's less than 500 words, you have to ask your sister-in-law for advice again. ”

I raised my face in annoyance, gritted my teeth at Brother Jiu and whispered, "Believe it or not, I'll beat you?!"

He was only stunned for a moment and then smiled and saluted Yinzhen, turned around and left, the eighth elder brother saw this and hurriedly saluted Yinzhen, and then pulled the old ten who was still stunned there to follow Yinzhen away.

looked at Yinzhen and Yinxiang in front of him, and fell back on the table weakly. Hearing Yinzhen said: "Thirteenth brother, it was not good for the fourth brother yesterday, and the fourth brother will compensate you today, and I hope that the thirteenth brother will not take it to heart." ”

Yinxiang replied, "No, as long as the fourth brother and fourth sister-in-law are fine." Then he took his leave and left.

Yinzhen sat beside me for a while, and whispered to me: "Don't mess with them in the future." ”

Sitting up, he looked directly at him and defended softly: "I didn't, he provoked me first, okay? They forced me to be like that just now, and you didn't say a word, I had no choice but to ......."

Yinzhen didn't argue with me, pulled me up and said, "Go back and rest." ”