Chapter 421: Auntie and Grandma
"Oh, this fat man is so big!"
Hearing the words of the owner of the bun shop in the dog, the turtle man couldn't help but take a second look at the fat man.
No wonder this guy eats so fat and acts so domineering, it turns out that Lao Tzu has the backing!
The fat man seemed to feel the strange gaze of the turtle man, and the spirit that was originally a little deflated instantly lifted up again, he straightened up like a pregnant woman's big belly, squinted his eyes, and snorted in his nostrils:
"Hehe, boy, obediently bring the jade bracelet to my mother-in-law. I don't think I heard what you just said, or I guarantee that your bones are worse than these two tables. β
The surrounding diners are all holding their breath, waiting for the choice between the turtle man and the sexy woman.
Not to mention that the fat man is an ancient martial arts cultivator, with a single-wheel physique, the turtle man and the sexy woman are not the opponents of the fat couple.
What's more, they are cultivators of ancient martial arts!
Just when everyone's hearts were raised to their throats, the words of the turtle man made everyone's jaws drop again.
"Hey, you really can't afford this jade, even if you have a little money at home, it's your own, don't put half of the garlic here." Hurry up and lose the money of the owner of the shop, and then, fuck off!"
The turtle man looked at the woman next to him, and when he saw her, he immediately covered the crystal clear jade bracelet with both hands, and looked at him vigilantly.
"Click!"
The fat man took a hard step forward, and the tiles under his feet suddenly shattered.
It seems that this time he was really angry.
In his life, he was most taboo for others to look down on him, and even more taboo to say that he was gnawing at the old clan, but this was said by the little turtle man he had always looked down on, can he not be angry?
"Your broken jade Lao Tzu can't afford it?! Boy, I gave you a chance just now, and now Lao Tzu wants to help you tighten your skin and loosen your bones, even if the old man blames me for using force indiscriminately, I have something to say!"
"Click!"
The fat man stepped again, and the tile on the ground shattered again.
"Wait a minute!"
At this time, the turtle man waved his hand and stopped him.
"Why, now I know it's too late!"
"Click~"
"Click~"
The fat man smashed two tiles again, and then with the sound of the wind, a lightning-fast punch, he smashed towards the turtle man's face.
"Don't do it~"
The owner of the shop couldn't help but exclaim.
The diners around them all closed their eyes, and couldn't bear to see the fist go down, and there was a tragic scene of broken bones and blood on their faces.
"Smack!"
A crashing sound echoed through the snack street.
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"Hey, it's over. This punch didn't smash the bridge of his nose and paralyzed. β
"Death!"
"Tsk, this kid is still too young to know the sinister way of the world!"
"That fat man is really not a thing, a bully. β
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Sure enough, just when everyone was secretly sighing for the turtle man in their hearts, they immediately heard a miserable scream:
"Ah, it hurts, it hurts Lao Tzu~"
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"Huh, no! This voice seems to be ~"
"It's the fat man!"
"What's going on?"
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The crowd opened their eyes one after another.
"How is that possible?"
"No, it won't!"
"W-What the hell is going on?"
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I saw the fat man grinning and clutching his fist, looking at the inconspicuous little turtle in front of him in horror.
"You, who the hell are you?"
"Sue sΓΉ, you can lose the store's money first, and then pay everyone here for their buns!"
The turtle man shrugged.
"You... Hiss ......"
The fat man wanted to be angry, but he pulled the wound on his hand, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead in pain.
"Husband, what's wrong with you? Why don't you cut him hard!"
The fat woman in the back saw the fat man holding his fist and running over with a bang, and said distressedly.
"No, isn't it nothing? I just got a cramp in my hand. Hey, hey, that, girl, don't worry, I'm just desperate to get that bracelet back for you. β
The fat man's eyes flashed and he looked at the turtle man.
It was he who was careless just now, although one hand was injured, but his most powerful thing was actually his foot.
However, just as he was about to strike again, a teenage girl with a ponytail suddenly popped out of the crowd, she pointed to the fat man and the fat woman, and said in a tender voice:
"Do you want to be shameless, big brothers and big sisters just want to eat some steamed buns quietly, you throw dishes, smash bowls, and smash tables, Yan zhΓ²ng has affected all of us to eat steamed buns, do you know that this is very bad, very uncivilized, very violent!"
"Our teacher said that now is a civilized society with a legal system, and if you do this, it is enough for you to stay in prison for two months, do you know?"
"Also, even if your wife falls in love with someone else's jade bracelet, you have to buy and sell it fairly and reasonably, and you know that it is forced to buy and sell, that is robbery, that is theft, do you understand?!"
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This little girl's words don't sound like they can be said at her age. But her words, the fat couple who said it every sentence didn't dare to go back.
However, her following words made everyone even more eyeballed.
"Big brother, in fact, I like your jade bracelet too, I don't know how much you need to sell it? I want to buy it and give it to my sister as a dowry!"
"Ah......h
The turtle man was stunned, the fat couple was also stunned, and everyone present was stunned.
Where did this little girl run out, why is it so weird!
The turtle man sighed secretly in his heart, sure enough, at the foot of the ancient martial arts world, even a little female doll was so extraordinary.
"Little sister, how much do you think this is worth?"
The sexy woman was surprisingly willing to show the bracelet to the little girl.
"Well, this should be an antiquity, look at the color, without two or three thousand years of washing, it is absolutely impossible to be so thorough and clear, and jasper is like washing. It has to be worth more than 5 million. β
The little girl paced with her hands behind her back like an old gentleman lecturing in ancient times, but her eyes never took off the jade bracelet.
"Hahaha~"
Everyone in the room laughed.
What this little girl said is decent.
I didn't expect to be so young, and I actually learned a set of official words from the Huaxia Jianbao TV program.
Everyone laughed at the same time, but they also secretly admired this little girl.
However, the fat couple's face suddenly became ugly.
"My little aunt, is this really worth 5 million?"
The fat woman couldn't help but exclaim.
The little girl nodded innocently and said as a matter of course.
"Hiss~"
The fat man gasped, and then his gaze fell on the turtle man again.
"Well, girl, why don't we go to Jindian and buy some. β
"No, Tan Maruzai, I want this, or I'll divorce you!"
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