4. Be an Internet celebrity first
Although it was jogging, Lin Mu was already sweating profusely after ten laps.
Seeing that the instructor didn't seem to care about his intentions, he simply sat down with his back to the old plane tree next to the football field, panting for breath while watching the sophomores who were in physical education class play.
As soon as he sat down, he saw a familiar figure running towards him in the distance, shouting something while running, it was Song Yicheng.
Lin Mu didn't have to think about it to know the purpose of his coming, he must have come to ask him to go back to training, so he didn't look over and pretend not to see it.
"The instructor told you to go back and continue training. ”
Song Yicheng ran to Lin Mu's side and kicked Lin Mu with his toes.
Lin Mu had no choice but to stand up and reluctantly follow Song Yicheng back to the phalanx.
Song Yicheng saw Lin Mu's sweaty appearance, and said: "I said you, what are you talking about?" It's been more than three weeks, and you don't know Instructor Wu's temper, do it yourself, and in the end it's not yourself who is unlucky." ”
Lin Mu was dumb and couldn't say that he was suffering from eating Coptis chinensis, so he didn't pay attention to him.
Through the memory of the original owner, Lin Mu also learned that Instructor Wu was actually very good. Usually, as long as you train seriously, even if you don't do well enough, he will guide you with a smile, just like the original owner, his body movements are always uncoordinated, and he often turns around, and Instructor Wu is also serious guidance.
But if you deliberately disrupt the training in the team, then I'm sorry, there must be a punishment, and once you bargain, the punishment will be even more severe.
This is also the reason why Lin Mu did not explain just now, and directly said that he was willing to accept the punishment.
"Alas, I said you really have nothing to do with Gu Yue?"
Lin Muzheng listened to Song Yicheng's nagging while going in and out of his left ear and out of his right ear, and walked towards the phalanx of class 5.
Suddenly, his right eyelid jumped wildly.
Jumping with his left eye and his right eye, Lin Mu was shocked and hurriedly looked around.
When he looked up, he saw a football slamming into his face at a rapid pace, and before he could dodge, the football smashed into his face with a "bang".
Lin Mu only felt a roar in his ears, countless little stars appeared in his eyes, and then he felt something flowing out of his nostrils.
When I reached out and touched it, it was blood.
"Damn, it's bleeding!" As soon as he finished speaking, his eyes went dark and he fainted directly.
Lin Mu didn't know what happened after that, anyway, when he woke up, he was already lying on the bed in the school infirmary, and there was still a ball of cotton stuffed in his left nostril to stop the bleeding.
Lying on the bed with his body propped up, he looked around, and there was no one, but on the bedside table, he saw a note pressed with a water cup, and there was a hundred dollars under the note.
Lin Mu stretched out his hand and pulled out the note, only to see a paragraph written on it with a signature pen that was not good-looking: Senior brother, I'm sorry, I accidentally lifted the ball in your face, and I apologize to you. I've already paid for the medicine for you, this 100 yuan is not much, you take it, it's my apology. After that, if you encounter any problems at school, you can call me at 17854**8026, and the seniors who can help you will definitely help you solve it.
"It is worthy of being a university in the capital, and the quality is still good!"
Seeing that the senior who smashed him apologized and gave money, although the money was not much, Lin Mu's originally depressed mood was better, and he put the money and the note into his pocket, which was regarded as forgiving the senior who hurt him.
After moving his nose and feeling that there should be no problem, Lin Mu reached out and tore off the cotton in his nostrils, threw it into the trash can next to the bed, and then got up and put on his shoes and prepared to walk out of the ward.
Just as I was about to get up and walk outside, I caught a glimpse of a computer in the corner of the ward, and the computer was still on, and the interface was stuck in the post bar of Communication University.
Lin Mu paused and wanted to step out of the house.
He didn't have the opportunity to surf the Internet before, so he typed the headline idea into the school journal, but now that he saw the computer, he suddenly had a bold idea - to become an Internet celebrity.
For a person who deals with the Internet every day, as long as he has the Internet, Lin Mu is confident that he can find a way to make headlines.
Moreover, he should have thought of a way to make headlines.
Why should I say yes, because whether this method works or not remains to be tested.
If this idea works, Lin Mu feels that there must be no problem if he wants to make headlines.
Although his memories of his previous entertainment works have been blocked, his memories of some Internet jokes do not seem to have disappeared.
So, he came up with a way to make headlines through Internet jokes, and make an Internet celebrity at will.
After all, there are many Internet celebrities who became popular on the Internet because of a joke or video in their previous lives.
What PDD, shiitake mushroom brother, papi sauce are all like this.
With this thought, Lin Mu began to recall in his mind the jokes and videos in his previous life that suddenly became popular overnight on the Internet.
The first thing that came to his mind was "Pipi Eel is a piece", followed by the video of Brother Shiitake "Blue Thin Shiitake Mushroom" and so on.
After thinking about a few paragraphs in a row, Lin Mu finally breathed a sigh of relief, and he could remember the content of these paragraphs or videos.
Since you can remember, it's easy to make headlines.
At the moment, it is not realistic to shoot short videos, there is no shooting equipment, and there is not so much time and energy, so all you can choose is to use text to present online jokes.
"What kind of Internet joke should you choose?"
"Hey, there you go!"
After pondering for a moment, Lin Mu's eyes suddenly lit up.
He thought of a joke that was very likely to become popular - there must be heavy thanks for a good day!
This little brother who calls himself "Ye Liangchen" is very popular on Weibo in another world.
Let's talk about it, it's quite interesting, the cause of the incident was a dispute over the cleaning of a college dormitory in the capital, and one of the girls invited a big brother named "Ye Liangchen" to help solve the problem.
So Ye Liangchen started a "magical" conversation with the head of the dormitory.
"Liangchen might as well play with you!"
"Liangchen likes to shoot at those who think they are capable!"
"Good day, there will be heavy thanks!"
These sentences that can't help but laugh swept away on the Internet, and instantly let the entire Internet know about the existence of Ye Liangchen.
After making up his mind, Lin Mu decided to make this joke in the way of a dialogue between the two in his previous life.
Close the post bar and return to the computer desktop, the computer in the ward actually has a QQ software that is exactly the same as in the previous life, which made Lin Mu a little surprised.
But this is also a good thing, so he relied on the memory of the original owner, and logged in to QQ with the original owner's account and password.
But when he boarded QQ, Lin Mu found a problem, that is, the conversation needs two people, and he can't carry out a QQ number.
So I used this QQ mailbox to apply for a QQ number, and after boarding both QQ numbers, I began to write and direct the joke of "Ye Liangchen".
It took about fifteen minutes before and after, and finally the conversation between the two people was done.
But there are jokes, but choosing a platform has become a problem.
In this society with developed network communication, the speed of information update is too fast, and even good jokes and videos may be drowned in the torrent of the Internet.
What Lin Mu has to do now is to be steady, he must ensure that the jokes he posts will definitely make headlines, and he will complete the tasks of each week first.
So, he finally decided to post this paragraph to the school's post bar first.
The traffic of the school post bar is not very large compared to the traffic of social media such as Weibo and Zhihu, but it has a certain number of active users and can meet the standard of E-level tasks, so it is a relatively good choice.
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