On the stage, Qin Feng tidied up his coat, held the microphone, looked at all the audience, and said affectionately:

"What happens if an angel doesn't have wings? I will be abandoned by God, leave heaven, and be left by my side, I will accompany her to watch the sunset and the sunset, and I will be with her for a long time, and I will accompany her to the earth. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info you are the angel in my heart, although I have lost my wings, but my love will make your heart fly, from now on you will not be lonely, will not be hurt, please lean on my shoulder, I will give you happiness and strength!

And here I want to say to you—"

Qin Feng paused, as if he was brewing feelings, and he looked like he was deeply rooted.

Some of the young girls in the audience were already intoxicated, and the boys were about to vomit.

"It's so numb, what the hell does this kid think, I'm about to throw up, who brought a garbage bag, lend me one"

"I'll lend you one, I don't think I'll have enough for ten"

There was a sound of vomiting almost everywhere on campus, and the students watching the live broadcast looked at Qin Feng on the computer screen with tears and laughter, feeling goosebumps all over their bodies.

"How does it feel so awkward to say such affectionate words from this stinky mouth!"

"I'm dying of soreness! It's terrible! ”

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The hostess will want to die, and there are tears in her eyes, which may flow down her cheeks at any time.

Lin Yang also had an expression of being about to vomit, and 10,000 grass and mud horses rumbled and galloped past in his heart.

Everyone was looking at Qin Feng, waiting for him to confess the girl's name to appear, and the hostess backstage had a desperate expression on her face.

I only heard Qin Feng continue:

"I want to say, Lin Yang, come back! I need you, the cross talk stage needs you, a stand-up comedy is for two people to say, and running away when the encore is not over is an immoral act, and you will be despised by all audiences"

Hearing Qin Feng's answer, everyone was stunned for a moment, and it was only a few seconds.

"Hahaha...

The burst of laughter rang out again, and everyone leaned back and forth in laughter.

After listening to so many affectionate confessions from him before, everyone thought that he would say a girl's name, but everyone didn't expect that he would say Lin Yang, and it was in a condemning tone.

Suddenly, everyone's laughter couldn't be stopped, and the entire auditorium was completely drowned out by the sound of laughter, and countless students couldn't sit still in their seats with laughter, and slipped straight down.

"Lin Yang probably wants to die, and he will be used to make fun of him again."

"Huanghua virgin, coupled with such an affectionate confession, Lin Yang can be regarded as famous"

"It's so funny, it's not like this, but it's a one-person pit"

"This broken mouth, it's too damaged"

。。。。。。

The teachers were also worried that Qin Feng would say a girl's name, which might cause a bad impact.

Especially for that girl, but in the end, Qin Feng actually said Lin Yang's name, which became a burden for the return, which would not have a bad impact, but made the atmosphere of the scene more enthusiastic.

The teachers breathed a sigh of relief and at the same time mourned for Lin Yang, they were so unlucky, they were damaged by Qin Feng one after another, it is estimated that this will already be angry.

The teachers are also like everyone else, laughing "hahaha".

The hostess backstage was listening to Qin Feng's confession with despair, and after hearing Qin Feng say the last confession, she was stunned for a moment, and then 'poof' burst into laughter.

Even very unsightly squirted out two huge snot bubbles, peeked around, and found that no one was paying attention, quickly reached out to wipe it off, and then began to cover his mouth and laugh wildly, tears and snot, the makeup on his face has been completely spent, and the ravines are horizontal, but his heart is completely relaxed.

At this time, Lin Yang's face was as black as ink, and his nose was spewing fire, he didn't expect that after going around in a circle, it would end up on himself, and he said it so disgustingly that he almost threw up.

The funny mood just now completely disappeared, replaced by endless shame and indignation, only to feel that my heart was tight, and I almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Looking at Qin Feng on the stage through the gap in the curtain, the anger in Lin Yang's chest burned, and he couldn't wait to open his mouth to spew out a stream of flames, burning Qin Feng who was standing in the center of the stage, the more he thought about it, the more angry Lin Yang became, he couldn't suppress the fire in his heart, and roared out directly:

"Qin Feng, your uncle, I'm not done with you"

After scolding, he turned around angrily again and left the backstage, and when he went out, he slammed the iron door of the backstage.

Qin Feng stood in the center of the stage, looking at the audience below the stage and laughing, knowing that his encore performance was almost over, otherwise it would take too long.

When everyone was almost laughing, he picked up the microphone and was about to speak, when he heard Lin Yang cursing loudly, the voice was so loud that almost everyone in the audience heard it.

It seems that Lin Yang has returned to the backstage, which shows that this person still has a moral limit, and he knows that the performance is not over yet, and he can't leave the stage. It shows that he is still a comrade who can be saved, everyone has heard it! Is this Lin Yang calling me? ”

"Whoa—" Countless classmates booed him.

"Is that what you're calling? That's hating you for not dying! ”

"Hahaha... The laughter rang out again.

"Of course, the front is all an encore joke, amuse everyone, but don't take it seriously, I emphasize here that my sexual orientation is very normal! I'm straight, not bent, I also like beautiful women, I don't like men, I'm not a GAY, and I don't have a GAY complex, of course, I don't despise GAY, as long as it's love, whether it's between men and women, or between men and women or women, it's worth singing! ”

"Hahaha...

Another burst of laughter rang out.

In the process of Qin Feng speaking, the laughter began to sound continuously, and after finishing speaking, it directly reached the peak, louder than just now, everyone patted their thighs and laughed wildly, and the scene was even more ploppy, and the audience was already staggered.

"I'm straight, not curved, it's funny, it's classic"

"This broken mouth, you really dare to say anything"

"The teachers are crazy! Stand up for such a living treasure! ”

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Countless girls blushed with shame, and everyone scolded fiercely in their mouths:

"What a stinky rascal, so shameless, how dare you say anything!"

While scolding, he was smiling and laughing, and he couldn't help it.

All the students who were watching the live broadcast in front of the computer were already laughing crazy in an instant.

The teachers have gone completely crazy, many teachers laughed, and then held their heads in their hands, feeling a headache, how can there be such students? It's a headache!

But thinking of Qin Feng's joke just now, everyone couldn't suppress their smiles, shaking their shoulders and laughing.

Vice Principal Li's face had turned pale, looking at Qin Feng on the stage and gritting his teeth, he couldn't wait to rush onto the stage, directly pulled him down, beat him violently, and let out the evil breath in his heart:

"Are these topics something that can be said on the school stage? It's too bold, it's just lawless! ”

The backstage was already lodging with laughter, and the hostess let go of her worries and participated in the crazy laughter.

On the stage, Qin Feng saw that everyone was almost laughing and continued:

"Of course I have a favorite girl, but it's definitely not Lin Yang, but if other girls pounce on me, I will accept it! My willpower has never been very strong, and the beauty can break it as soon as it is attacked, but I still want to emphasize one point, I only like beautiful women, and men stay away from me, lest I discount your third leg."

"Hahaha...

A burst of laughter resounded throughout the auditorium.

The teachers were already helpless, looking at Qin Feng with a smile, and Principal Li's face darkened.

And all the girls at the scene had red faces and smacked Qin Feng in unison.

The backstage hostess's heart immediately rose again, afraid that he would repeat the same old tune, and looked at Qin Feng on the stage worriedly.

"As much as I like this beauty, it's really not appropriate to say her name here, the most important thing is that I haven't got her name and phone number yet! After I decided to come down, I will soak her in the spirit of stalking, soft grinding and hard bubbles, and vow not to give up until the goal is achieved, everyone wishes me success! ”

"Hahaha" laughed again.

"The spirit of stalking, soft grinding and hard bubbles, I really dare to use words"

"There's a girl who's going to be unlucky! When you encounter such a shameless person, you can't stand it! ”

"I admire this kid's shamelessness so much, it's incomparable!"

"You'd better hope that the girls around you don't fall in love with him, otherwise you will definitely annoy people to death!"

"It's so much fun! I hope I know this girl, then there will be a good show! ”

"If you don't achieve your goal, you won't give up, it's too exaggerated! It's not a war! ”

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When the hostess in the background heard this, her mood that had just relaxed began to be nervous again, there would be trouble in the future, maybe Qin Feng could really do what he said, come to stalk, grind and soak, it would be too miserable, thinking of the days that may be dark in the future, the hostess couldn't be happy.

"Okay, here my encore performance should really be over, otherwise it will be dawn, as the saying goes, a moment of Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, oh! It's wrong, in short, I won't delay everyone's good time here, there are more exciting programs waiting for you later, I hope you like it"

The laughter and applause had already sounded, and the girls were all clapping with red faces, everyone understood the meaning of Qin Feng's words, and Principal Li rolled his eyes angrily, but there was no way.

Qin Feng didn't end it right away, but continued:

"Before I end, I want to tell you that there are still many hotels near our school, and there are many guest rooms. Don't skimp on the money in your pocket, good steel should be used on the blade! I'm sure you won't regret it afterwards.

Here's a word of caution! That is, we must do a good job of safety measures, and don't make a fatal incident."

"Hahaha...

Before the words were finished, it was already a sensational burst of laughter in the audience, and the girls were blushing and dripping blood, their heads were all lowered, and their mouths kept scolding:

"This stinky rascal, it's so shameless"

Qin Feng's classmates were so ashamed that they didn't dare to raise their heads and tell anyone that they were in the same class as Qin Feng, which was really embarrassing.

Waves of laughter also set off in the rest of the campus, along with shouts of regret:

"I should have gone to the auditorium! Maybe buddy will say goodbye to his virgin career today! ”

"It's over, there are a lot of good cabbages to make the pig arch today!"

"Beauties! Reserved! Be reserved! Why do you have to wait for buddies to arch! ”

When everyone was bursting into laughter, they heard a deafening shout erupting from the scene:

"Qin Feng, you bastard boy, shut up for me"

The sound overshadowed all the voices in the room.

Everyone turned their heads and saw that it was Principal Li.

I saw him standing in his seat, his face was already purple with anger, his hair was about to stand up, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Qin Feng on the stage, his fingers trembled, his eyes were on fire, and he hated to burn Qin Feng to death.

Seeing that Principal Li was angry like this, many teachers next to him began to persuade him, asking him not to be like Qin Feng's stinky mouth, and after saying a few words, Principal Li's anger gradually disappeared a little.

Qin Feng also heard Principal Li's roar, waited for a few seconds and saw that his anger was a little less, and the voice on the scene became a little quieter, and continued:

"It seems that I am indeed going down, you see that Principal Li has already thundered, so I decided to leave this stage now, and never return today, everyone should stop shouting encore, it's time to end, and finally before the end, I want to send you four words"

When many students heard this, they all gave warm applause.

"Bang Bang Bang . . .

The applause at the scene rang out one after another, not very big, mainly because everyone was looking forward to the four words that Qin Feng sent at the end, and many students began to guess:

"Happy New Year, all the best, success, smooth sailing"

Everyone has guessed such words, but no one dares to be sure that their guess is correct, because Qin Feng is so unreasonable that people can't catch his thoughts at all.

I saw Qin Feng on the stage put his left hand to his mouth, made a loud shouting movement, and shouted word by word into the microphone:

"Go---open----

When he finished shouting, the scene suddenly became very quiet, no one spoke, everyone was stunned, no one dared to believe what they had just heard, all had a stunned expression.

After shouting, Qin Feng hurriedly bowed, and quickly prepared to run to the backstage, when he just turned around and didn't start, the auditorium behind him exploded, and the entire school also exploded.

"Hahaha...

At this time, whether it was at the scene or elsewhere on campus, everyone began to laugh, and the boys were completely crazy, looking up to the sky and laughing, everyone supported each other to help the people or things around them, otherwise it would definitely be the end of a big fall.

The girls lowered their heads and laughed, some of them were already squatting on the ground, constantly slapping the ground with their hands, laughing wildly, but also blocking their faces from everyone's sight, their faces were so ashamed that they couldn't see it, and many people were so ashamed that they couldn't find a crack in the ground to get into.

It was still Principal Li's shout that woke everyone up, his voice was already hoarse, almost shouting at the throat, and the whole auditorium echoed with his roar.

"Qin Feng, you bastard!"