Chapter 710: Cooperate with the performance
"That's it, that's really pitiful, people are really young, it's good to be young, when they're old, a handful of old bones, and their skin is wrinkled, not to mention ugly, and if you can't even hold a basket, it's better to die." Zhu Tianpeng showed an expression that was the same, and said with a smile, not caring at all about the old lady whose expression suddenly became extremely ugly, and reached out to take the basket in the old man's hand, "Okay, we will drink the chicken soup well, you can go back." ”
"Okay, then the master and the elders use it slowly, and we won't bother." The old man secretly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately there was no problem, glanced at the old lady, and then helped close the door.
"Let's go back first." The old man whispered to the old lady, took the old lady's hand, and walked briskly in the direction of the kitchen.
"Well, this chicken soup smells pretty good, shall we try it?" Zhu Tianpeng lifted the lid of the chicken soup pot in Tang Sanzang's hand, and his eyes lit up.
"Senior sister, it's already drugged inside, you can't drink it." Ao Xiaobai shook his head and said, although there was also a bit of longing in his eyes, he still resolutely refused.
"What's the matter? We are immortals, if we can put down a little sweat medicine, are we still immortals? Zhu Tianpeng said disappreliantly, took a scoop from the basket, shook a spoonful of chicken soup, and poured it into the bowl, the thick white chicken soup looked really good.
"Are you sure you really want to eat it?" Tang Sanzang asked with a strange expression, knowing that it was drugged, Zhu Tianpeng still wanted to eat it. He is more familiar with the sweat medicine, and he didn't eat it less when he was in Chang'an, but the situation at that time was obviously different from here, if she wanted to drink chicken soup, she could cook a pot by herself tomorrow, and it was also the chicken soup of the wild pheasant, so there was no need to drink the chicken soup that was mixed with the sweat medicine. Zhu Tianpeng obviously didn't listen to everyone's words, picked up the small bowl and drank it, smacked his lips after drinking, nodded and said: "The taste is still good, but it is still a lot worse than Master's cooking skills, and it can barely be eaten." ”
"Master, what should we do next?" Sun Wukong looked at Tang Sanzang and asked.
"yes, what do they want to do after they get drugged?" Sha Wanjing obviously hasn't recovered from the destruction of the three views just now, and subconsciously asked.
"Wan Jing, calm down, there are more bad people in this world, how many guys with human faces and beast hearts have we met along the way, and now these two are nothing at all." Zhu Tianpeng reached out and patted Sha Wanjing's shoulder and comforted.
"Since we have already received the chicken soup, and this chicken soup has been drugged, then we naturally have to cooperate with a play, what should normal people react after taking sweat medicine, let's react to see what tricks they can play." Tang Sanzang nodded with a smile and said, Zhu Tianpeng has already helped to perform the first half of the play, and the second half of the play will naturally be performed, otherwise how can you see their fox tails exposed.
"They're already here." Sun Wukong glanced at the direction of the courtyard gate and reminded.
"Take a small bag of silver." Tang Sanzang said to Zhu Tianpeng.
Zhu Tianpeng took out a bag of silver from the Qiankun bag and threw it aside, and at the same time a bonfire was lit in the courtyard, illuminating a clearing.
"It's time to find a nice place to fall, we've been drugged." Tang Sanzang glanced at the money bag on the ground, sat directly next to the silver, and then fell crooked on the grass, looking like he was in a coma after drinking chicken soup.
Sha Wanjing found a recliner inside, fainted on the chair, Ao Xiaobai wrote on the ground, Luo Xi leaned over to take a look, and chuckled: "Xiaobai, the murderer is ...... What does this mean? ”
"Isn't it even more dramatic that I didn't have time to say who the killer was, and then I died?" Ao Xiaobai said solemnly, and Tang Sanzang, who was lying on the ground, almost laughed.
Luo Xi showed an expression that was the same, and also lay down beside Ao Xiaobai, and then wrote on the ground: Avenge me!
Sun Wukong found a clean open space inside, leaning against the wall,
Everyone was ready, just waiting for the time when the medicine took effect, and then start to attack, everyone had already heard the footsteps outside the small courtyard, and the other party should have been ready.
Outside the small courtyard, the old man with the axe walked lightly towards the courtyard with Zhou Da stunned, the two stopped against the wall, took a deep breath to keep quiet, and listened to the movement in the courtyard.
But the two stopped for a while, and the courtyard was still quiet, and it sounded very strange, as if there was no one inside.
"Daddy?" Zhou Da said softly, looking at the old man a little nervously.
"Don't rush, take your time, the effect of the medicine will take a quarter of an hour to kick in, and it is impossible to fall down so quickly." The old man shook his head, although he was also a little puzzled, why it was quiet inside, but he still said very calmly.
"This chicken soup is so delicious, come on, let's drink more, let's drink it all." Zhu Tianpeng's voice came from inside, looking very cheerful and happy, and it seemed that he was completely conquered by the taste of chicken soup.
"yes, it's really delicious, I want a big chicken leg." Ao Xiaobai said cooperatively, and made a few mouth-smacking sounds, as if he was really eating chicken legs.
"Yes, they're all eating." Zhou Da was stunned with excitement on his face, as long as they drank chicken soup, then tonight's matter would be successful.
"Be quiet, I was almost ruined by your wife just now, wait until the effect of the drug is onset before going in." The old man also nodded with satisfaction, nothing escaped his grasp, although he hadn't done this kind of thing for many years, it could be seen that the treasure knife was still not old, and there was a smug smile on his face, red and glowing, and he seemed to be a few years younger.
"Okay." Zhou Da nodded hurriedly, rubbed his hands and said: "Dad, there are so many beauties in it, you can choose one later, the old lady has become more and more ugly over the years, and you should also enjoy the blessings." ”
"It's up to you to say that." The old man pursed his lips, and there was a hint of light in his eyes, thinking of the woman in red just now, he felt that there seemed to be a fire burning in his heart, such a woman should press on the bed to conquer him well, let him know what a man is, this feeling of youth is really not understood for a long time.
"Oops, why do I feel dizzy?"
"yes, I also feel a little dizzy, could it be that there is something wrong with this chicken soup?"
"It's not good, this chicken soup is poisonous!"
"That old man, not a good man!"
After a while, there were suddenly several sounds, accompanied by the sound of dishes and chopsticks and the vat falling to the ground, and the inside suddenly became a mess.