Chapter 2: Uncle, I'm going to give you a monkey
"Uncle?"
Li Jie was so angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
He's just a little more mature, his temperament is a little more vicissitudes, and his hair is a little messy, but the twenty-seven-year-old grade is still far from the term uncle.
Although he is still a little short of Xiao Xianrou now, he still has the potential of a handsome guy.
Of course, that's not the point, the point is that he doesn't know the girl at all.
"I say, girl, you recognize the wrong person, right?"
Li Jie withdrew his arm from the girl's chest without a trace, although the little girl in front of him was very beautiful, but he had his own principles.
"What kind of girl?
The little girl first gave Li Jie a roll of her eyes, and then stubbornly pulled his hand and said pitifully: "Uncle, you won't give up from the beginning, don't want others!"
I'll go, it's a big joke.
You must know that Li Jie is not the only one near this breakfast stall, and the onlookers who eat melons are at least double digits.
The old cow eats tender grass, and this kind of gossip news can obviously make a group of pig brothers lustful.
In addition, this little girl is really good-looking, her eyebrows are picturesque, her skin is like clotted fat, although her breasts are flat, it does not prevent her from having a long, sweet and tender little Lori temperament.
You know, as soon as she appeared before, she instantly attracted all the attention around her.
The uncles were all stunned, and secretly didn't know how many mouthfuls of saliva they swallowed.
How can you do this to beautiful women?
There are even a few young people next to him, who are eager to try and fantasize about the bloody episode of the hero saving the beauty.
Li Jie is really a little confused, what kind of mess is this!
The conscience of heaven and earth, he dared to swear that he really didn't know this girl, and how did he come from the chaos and finally abandon it.
"Little girl, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense! ”
Li Jie's face changed a little, this is his first reputation, if it weren't for the girl in front of him, he would have slapped him a long time ago.
"Uncle, you are so fierce, scared the baby to death!"
The little girl glanced at Li Jie a little timidly, and when the other party thought that this trouble would be difficult and retreat, the next sentence almost choked Li Jie to death.
"Still, it's really cool that you look angry, giggles, I like it!"
Li Jie could only pinch half of the bun and mess it in the wind, this kid is sick.
Shaking his head helplessly, he took out five yuan and settled the account with the boss.
No matter what the other party is, this obviously has nothing to do with him, and the only thing he has to think about now is how to survive.
Seeing that Li Jie was about to walk away under her nose again, the little girl was obviously anxious.
She grabbed Li Jie's shirt: "Uncle, don't you really remember me? You saved me last night." ”
Li Jie was obviously stunned, he only remembered beating up a bastard who wanted to drug last night, and he didn't remember that there was this girl.
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he blurted out, "Are you that beer girl in the bar?"
No, Li Jie is a noble person, and it's not that he has a bad memory, it's really that the makeup of the little girl in front of him is too different from the makeup in the bar last night.
The beer girl in the bar last night was a little sister, non-mainstream.
In front of her, she is obviously a pitiful pure kawaii, and no one can recognize her.
In the environment of the bar, there are three religions and nine streams, people come and go, and Li Jie, as a security guard, cannot guarantee that he remembers everyone.
Although he saved people, at that time, he didn't shoot because the other party was a weak woman, he only shot because the kid was not beaten.
Congratulations. The little girl smiled slyly and stretched out her white little hand: "Uncle, get to know me, my name is Qin Yuting." ”
"It turned out to be you!" Li Jie was obviously relieved, his innocence could finally be restored.
However, he didn't stretch out his hand, just said lightly: "If there is nothing, I will go back to work, goodbye." ”
Before he could finish speaking, he turned and walked outside.
Qin Yuting was slightly stunned, the development of the plot should not be like this.
According to the records in the fairy tale, after the hero saved the beauty, the beauty promised each other, and then the two people lived together quickly.
But this uncle was obviously puzzled and passed her directly.
It's so hurtful, how can I say that she is also a beauty.
"Uncle, how can you be like this, I want to repay you. ”
Qin Yuting didn't want to give up, she rushed to Li Jie's side again with an arrow step, blocking his way.
"No, it's just a matter of effort. ”
Li Jie smiled faintly, he was telling the truth, and beating that pervert didn't waste his strength at all.
"However, because of this incident, you have lost your job, and you make me feel uneasy. Qin Yuting leaked a trace of apology, she has grown so big, except for her parents, this is the first time she has shown someone else's affection.
"Girl, you're wrong, I've been tired of the job for a long time, you don't have a psychological burden, if you insist on saying thank you, that person should be me. ”
Li Jie shrugged noncommittally, although this sentence is a little watery, it is also a truth.
With his kind of personality, the environment of the bar is really not suitable for him.
"But ......" Qin Yuting still wanted to say something.
"No, you don't owe me anything. ”
Li Jie smiled domineeringly, and wanted to pretend to walk away.
In his mind, his words had been said very clearly, and this abrasive little goblin would probably stop pestering him.
Unexpectedly, Qin Yuting was silent for three seconds, and suddenly shouted categorically: "Uncle, let's get married!"
Li Jie almost fell down, Rao was a murderer in his previous life without blinking, and he was stunned when he heard this girl's words at this moment.
"Kid, you don't have a fever, do you?"
Li Jie seriously suspected that this little girl was a snake spirit disease, how could a normal person say such a thing.
"Uncle, people are serious. Qin Yuting tried hard to straighten her breasts, which were not full, indicating that she was no longer small.
"I'm sixteen years old, I'm already an adult, maybe you think it will be abrupt to confess in public, but this is my true words, I have thought it through, uncle, I like you, I want to marry you. ”
At this moment, Li Jie was obviously confused, and it was like 10,000 alpacas passing by in his head.
Are the girls in this world so weird, just an ordinary help has to be promised by themselves.
He seriously suspected that this girl had suffered some blows, otherwise how could he have "fallen in love at first sight" with such a big man as him.
"Kid, we're not suitable. ”
Li Jie lowered his tone as much as possible, no matter what happened to this little girl before, but after all, she confessed to him in front of so many people, and she was still very courageous.
Everyone has self-esteem, and he doesn't want to hit the little girl.
"Why isn't it appropriate?, doesn't uncle like people?" Qin Yuting pouted stubbornly and said: "I can do laundry and cook, and the most important thing is that I will give my uncle monkey ......"
"Ahem, raw monkey ......"
Li Jie almost didn't suffocate to death with a mouthful of phlegm, and he was now 10,000 percent sure that this little girl was sick, and the illness was not light.
It is not advisable to stay here for a long time, and if you stay any longer, it will definitely give birth to bigger moths.
Thirty-six strategies are the best strategy, Li Jie suddenly pointed behind Qin Yuting and said in shock: "Look, there is a flying saucer." ”
As soon as Qin Yuting subconsciously turned around, Li Jie ran away, and disappeared at the end of the street in a moment.
Only a group of melon-eating people were left, alone in the wind.