Just when everyone is either looking forward to it, or nervous. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Suddenly, Green from the column group came in, "Get ready, start immediately." ”

Everyone looked at it in unison.

Green took the list and said, "I'll call my name in a moment, come one by one, and take the stage in order." Come over here first, I'll send you the serial number. ”

"No. 1, Hu Daqin," Green read.

"Yes!" The companion of the tall and thin guy who bumped into Du Yu before raised his hand and signaled.

"No. 2, watermelon"

"I'm here." A middle-aged man dressed as a farmer stood up.

"Number 3, Hongke."

"I'm here." Hongke was very happy that he had arrived so soon.

"No. 4, Cao Yan."

"Yes." A middle-aged man dressed as a white-collar worker stood up.

Du Yu shook his head, you know, the sooner you start, it's not a good thing, after all, now they don't even know the rules and the preferences of the judges.

Of course, this is what Du Yu didn't know about his recent in-depth appearance, otherwise, who doesn't know that Zhang Can's favorite thing is that others praise him for being handsome!

"No. 5, Du Yu."

Du Yu was stunned for a moment, and shouted, here.

……

Zhang Can and the two staff members sat in the judges' seat, because it was an audition broadcast on TV, so the whole thing was also very particular. Anyway, in addition to Zhang Can, several staff members around him are also flat-headed and straight-faced, highlighting the tradition of the "Legend of the White-Haired Witch" work team, and their appearance and IQ fly together.

Green on the side began to call, "No. 1, Hu Daqin." ”

Soon, a dark-looking young man walked onto the stage.

"Nothing, nothing......"

"Hu Daqin, you have to believe in yourself."

"Hu Daqin, you're fine. Don't you talk a lot in your class? ”

"You'll get through! Be brave and sing that song! ”

Hu Daqin worked hard to cheer himself up.

Then he looked at the crowd under the stands, and then the rows of cameras, and he felt his legs tremble. You must know that although he pretends to be calm, he also claims to be an artist who has seen the world. But he just learned to act in the school club, and he was not an artist at all.

"Come on...... Add...... Oil"

Hu Daqin moved tremblingly.

It worked! Step by step, he walked to the middle of the stage!

Hu Daqin, he walked to the microphone!

"Hello judges, my name is Hu Daqin." Say it! He spoke up!

This self-introduction is good and the stuttering is clear! No stuttering at all!

Hu Daqin, you can do it!

"Please show me your talents." Zhang Can said.

It's just that he looked at this guy with a blue face, and he always felt an ominous premonition.

"I ...... What I bring to you is...... I wrote my own songs, I don't believe ...... I'm going to faint. ”

As he spoke, the guy suddenly fainted and fell unconscious on the stage.

Zhang Can's face was black.

The first contestant fainted on the stage, what the hell is this.

But fortunately, because of nervousness, there are many people who faint on the stage, especially in such auditions, many people who come have no stage experience at all, and nervousness is inevitable. The paramedics and makeshift infirmaries have long been prepared.

It's just a coincidence, this happens to be the first of their group!

Hu Daqin was carried down by several medical staff.

"Eighty percent of them are heat stroke." A staff member next to him said.

"It's going to be on the news," said another, "and on the day of the audition, the first contestant died of heat stroke." Hiss! ”

"It's going to be hacked again." Another staff member said.

"Go contact Qin Chao." Zhang Can listened to them and gave instructions.

"Contact Qin Chao, and then what?" Green asked.

"Let him write the headlines. In order to participate in the audition of the white-haired witch, the man fainted from heat stroke, and he was so charming that he was looking forward to it. ”

Green "......"

A kind of staff.

I'm all convinced.

"Next." Zhang Can said.

Green shouted again, "Number two, the melon player is on the field!" ”

"Player No. 2, the melon player is on the field!" Green shouted again.

There was still no movement for half a day.

The curtain has been open for a while, and there has been no movement.

After waiting for a while, Green was just about to go over to take a look, when he heard the sound of "hey, hey, hey".

I saw an old man carrying a burden on the stage.

Everyone was speechless, uncle, we are choosing Zhuo Yihang, not selling vegetables. At your age, it's not appropriate to choose Zhuo Yihang.

"I brought melons to the judges, home-grown, and it's hot." The old man took out two watermelons from the left and right sides of the flat pole, handed them to the judges' bench and said.

It's good, one judge, one more.

"This ...... We can't take it, so please take it back. Green looked at Zhang Can and said.

"I don't accept it." The old man was a little disappointed and said, "I just want to thank the judges for giving me the opportunity to be on TV." Not for anything else. ”

The hearts of the judges of the "......" did not fluctuate, and they even wanted to laugh.

Does the other refer to bribery?

A few watermelons for a bribe?

Some people are even already calculating that a watermelon costs fifteen yuan, and four watermelons are sixty yuan. Sixty dollars in bribes, how many years in jail?

"We took it, thank you very much." Zhang Can said with a smile. And quickly took out a knife from his body and cut one directly.

After preparing for the audition for so long, he was indeed a little thirsty.

The watermelon is sandy, and if you make a slight cut, the whole watermelon will crack.

What a melon!

One of the judges lamented.

Several judges quickly ate a watermelon, after all, the time is urgent, and they can't delay too much time.

"Lao Xi, did you grow this melon yourself? It's so delicious! ”

Take people short and eat people softly, and one of the judges has quickly fallen.

"Leave a contact information, I'll go to you another day to buy melons, it's delicious."

Zhang Can asked someone to send the remaining three watermelons to other groups of judges, and one big one was cut into many small pieces and distributed to the audience.

"Thank you, thank you." Lao Xi thanked him excitedly and left his contact information.

You know, he is so old, and he is a melon seller, so he delayed his business and ran out to participate in a competition. But I was blamed by the old woman, and this time the business was negotiated, which was really good.

"Is it that delicious?"

"It seems to be really delicious, you look at the kid in the audience."

"If that phone number can be announced all of a sudden, I want to buy it too."

Zhang Can didn't know the voices of the masses, but he casually pasted the paper with the number written on the camera.

It is faintly written,

"The roadside stall at the entrance of No. 213 Fengsheng Road, Xuanzhou District, says old watermelon. Contact number, (mother-in-law) 152646*****3245"