Chapter Ninety-Four: Laughing and Scolding Koreans
"Lin Yang, let's go backstage, it's time for us to play soon"
Qin Feng stood up, let go of Liu Yan's hand, greeted Lin Yang, and walked to the backstage. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Lin Yang got up and followed.
When the students in the audience saw Qin Feng and Lin Yang's movements, they immediately became excited.
"It's time for Qin Feng and them to rehearse, maybe there will be a good show to watch!"
"What's the excitement about! The rehearsal is just a formality, not a formal performance?"
"It's okay for others to go through the motions, but Qin Feng can't do it, they finally caught a scene, so I have to let him say a paragraph"
"This can be had, they will come on the field for a while, everyone will shout together, let him say a paragraph first"
"Agreed!"
……
This proposal was immediately responded to by most people, and everyone was waiting for Qin Feng and them to play.
The auditorium was almost full at this time, and it was mostly boys.
A lot of people came to help just now, and they didn't fight, so it's not bad to watch a free show.
Everyone didn't have to wait long, Qin Feng and the others entered the backstage for two or three minutes, and they appeared on the stage.
This performance was very well prepared, when Qin Feng and Lin Yang came on stage, they were both dressed in cyan Tang costumes, very ancient, and they were still holding fans in their hands.
"Bang Bang Bang"
As soon as they appeared on the scene, there was warm applause.
At the same time, there are many mobile phones shooting, and the flash is clicking.
Of course, there are also those who don't like him.
When the sticks saw Qin Feng appear on the stage, they immediately cheered, but the voices of their few dozen people were completely drowned out by the huge applause at the scene.
Walking to the middle of the stage, Qin Feng arched towards the audience with both hands in fists, and said with a smile:
"Thank you for your applause, now it's just a rehearsal and a passing motion, don't talk about cross talk, let's save the applause for the evening"
After saying that, he planned to step down with Lin Yang, and then the classmates at the scene began to shout.
"Qin Feng, let's take a while, many buddies are here to help you, you can't let everyone run for nothing, right?"
"Yes, I'll tell you a paragraph, and next time buddy will give you a fist"
"Let's take a while!"
……
Hearing these shouts, Qin Feng immediately stopped, looked at Lin Yang and asked:
"Why don't you have a section?"
Lin Yang smiled.
"You decide, I'm the one who laughs, whatever!"
"Okay, let's take a while, after all, they are all buddies who fight side by side, and it's really not appropriate for people to run for nothing"
After speaking, Qin Feng turned around and walked to the edge of the stage and said to the audience:
"Since everyone has strongly asked for it, let's have a paragraph to thank everyone for their help, but everyone has to wait, you have to prepare a microphone and a table, just two or three minutes"
"Bang Bang Bang"
Hearing Qin Feng promise to say a cross talk, the scene immediately applauded.
"Good!"
The applause continued.
The news spread quickly, and many people on campus and on the Internet were overjoyed.
"I didn't expect the fight to be seen, but I heard a new cross talk, it's worth it"
"I'm really looking forward to it, I don't know what I'll say?"
"Does it sound good to add it temporarily?"
"Don't worry, since Qin Feng is so confident, he must be confident, it's not bad!"
……
Some people in the cross talk world also noticed the news, and immediately called friends and began to pay attention to Qin Feng's performance.
"Teacher Gu, take a look on the Internet, Qin Feng wants to say a new joke"
"Didn't he just fight with the stick? Why did he talk about cross talk again so quickly?"
"The fight was not completed, and the stick was coaxed! This is a temporary joke added by the rehearsal."
"Oh, then I'll see what he can do."
……
"Erfat, surf the Internet, Qin Feng wants to say a new joke, it's this link ......"
"Got it, I'll take a look"
……
"Xu San, Qin Feng said cross talk at Peking University, take a look on the Internet"
"Well, I don't know what this stuff is?"
……
In addition, there are many people who are paying attention to this sudden performance.
Qin Feng's classmates, friends, family, teachers, and of course many enemies.
Everyone was a little surprised and a little looking forward to it, I don't know what kind of performance Qin Feng will bring to everyone this time.
……
The preparations were carried out quickly, and they were ready in less than two minutes.
After the students who arranged the scene got off the stage, Qin Feng and Lin Yang walked to the back of the cross talk stage and stood up, ready to start.
The scene suddenly fell silent, and everyone was waiting for their new joke.
But then suddenly there was a burst of boos.
Qin Feng raised his eyes and saw that it was the sticks who were making trouble, but he didn't care.
The students at the scene quit, and everyone looked at the gang of coaxing sticks with angry eyes, and there was a momentum of stepping forward to beat them if they didn't agree with each other.
Seeing the angry expressions of the classmates around them, the sticks wisely chose to silence.
Silence returned to the auditorium.
Qin Feng picked up the fan and slapped his palm, and said into the microphone:
"Since everyone is so enthusiastic that we are asked to say a paragraph, let's say a paragraph, but I can only say a few words, after all, it is rehearsal time, and we can't delay others."
Hearing Qin Feng say this, Lin Yang immediately understood that it must be a new one.
However, Lin Yang is not worried, after all, the foundation of praise is there, and the joke is not long, so it should not be difficult to deal with.
"Bah-!"
Everyone immediately began to cooperate.
After tidying up the stage a little, Qin Feng and Lin Yang began this temporary encore.
found the joke to be said in his mind, and then Qin Feng put the fan on the stage, looked at the audience and said:
"Good afternoon, everyone"
Lin Yang picked up: "Good afternoon, everyone"
Qin Feng hugged his fists and made a gesture at the many students in the audience:
"Thank you very much for coming to help, thank you."
"Bang Bang Bang"
Warm applause rang out.
Qin Feng straightened up and glanced at the audience: "There are really a lot of people, they are almost full."
Lin Yang nodded: "It's a lot"
Qin Feng held the cross talk stage with one hand, and said in a relaxed state: "Since it's not a formal performance, you don't need to introduce yourself, everyone must know us."
Hearing Qin Feng's words, Lin Yang smiled and nodded.
Qin Feng continued: "Today's scene is not only our Peking University classmates, but also some friends from South Korea."
As he spoke, Qin Feng pointed to the sticks in the audience.
"Bah-!"
Everyone in the audience began to boo.
Everyone was booing and complaining in their hearts:
"When did the stick become your friend, did you bring a fire extinguisher to entertain your friend?"
The sticks in the audience all sat with pale faces, and the translator quickly translated Qin Feng's words to them.
Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng, a little surprised, he didn't understand why he pulled these sticks in, but he still habitually put a false word, and then waited for the following.
Waiting for the boos to subside slightly, Qin Feng continued: "Don't look at the little conflict I had with these Korean friends just now, but in fact, I still have a good impression of Koreans."
Lin Yang smiled and said, "Yes, I really didn't see it!"
"Bah-!"
There was another round of boos.
The people watching the live broadcast shook their heads in disbelief.
Liu Yan and the others laughed softly in the audience.
Obviously, no one believed Qin Feng's words.
Qin Feng smiled and pointed at the audience: "Don't believe it, it's true, I really have a Korean friend"
Lin Yang looked surprised: "Do you still have Korean friends?"
Qin Feng looked like he was looking back on the past: "Last summer, I met a prince from Korea"
Lin Yang asked in surprise, "Is there a prince in Korea?"
Qin Feng nodded very affirmatively: "Yes, His Royal Highness the prince is named Pu (prostitute) Life"
"Hahaha"
A burst of laughter erupted.
All the students at the scene were about to be rejoiced by this name.
The boys all looked at Qin Feng and burst into laughter, while the girls all blushed and lowered their heads and laughed, and kept scolding Qin Feng.
"What a stinky rascal, so shameless!"
Liu Yan and the others were all laughing crookedly, Ye Xiaotong laughed and said to Liu Yan:
"You've got a boyfriend!
The people who watched the live broadcast also burst into laughter, and many people burst into laughter.
"It's so bad! It's a poisonous mouth, I laugh to death."
"It's fun, the name is amazing!"
"Park He, how did you come up with it?
"I'm amused, I feel like Koreans are going to be unlucky"
……
Everyone in the cross talk world was also amused by Qin Feng's words.
Everyone didn't expect Qin Feng to make fun of the Korean surname, and while laughing, everyone said in their hearts: Only you dare to do this!
Everyone watching the live broadcast was laughing, even Qin Feng's enemies.
……
The stick in the audience was already pale, and he couldn't wait to eat him when he looked at Qin Feng.
Lin Yang was stunned for a while, then said with a smile: "I haven't been idle all my life!"
"Hahaha"
Laughter resumed.
Qin Feng went on to say solemnly: "His Royal Highness the Prince of South Korea Park (prostitute) came to China with his father, the old emperor Mr. Park (prostitute) Renmeng, and his grandfather Mr. Park (prostitute) Prostitution Le."
"Hahaha"
The scene was completely laughable.
The live audience also laughed to death.
"Park (prostitute) life, Park (prostitute) fierce, Park (prostitute) prostitution, how did this thing think of these names, I laughed to death"
"Qin Feng is offending the Koreans to death!"
"What a knife mouth, Koreans can't hate this product when they see this cross talk!"
……
Lin Yang nodded and smiled helplessly: "Yes, this family is all virtuous!"
"Hahaha"
The laughter continued.
The faces of the sticks below were already as black as the bottom of the pot, and they looked at Qin Feng and Lin Yang one by one, and their eyes were on fire.
Qin Feng calmly looked at the sticks that were about to explode and continued: "After getting acquainted with His Royal Highness the Prince, I have learned a lot of knowledge and have begun to study Korea."
Lin Yang asked with a surprised face, "Ouch! What is there to study in Korea?"
Qin Feng had an admiring expression on his face: "I found that South Korea is still quite powerful!"
Lin Yang: "What's the matter?"
Qin Feng pursed his lips and said, "Good things are Korean"
Lin Yang continued: "What?"
Qin Feng looked at the audience and said, "What? As long as it's good, it's Korean."
"Bah-!"
The audience began to boo him.
Lin Yang waited for the boos to lower, and asked, "Tell me?"
Qin Feng glanced at Lin Yang: "Is there a saying, the world is ours, the world is yours, and the world will be Korean sooner or later."
Lin Yang glared: "Who said that!"
Qin Feng continued to make losses: "Koreans are arrogant and amazing"
Lin Yang cushioned a word: "Ah"
Qin Feng pointed upwards with his hand: "I recently got a manned rocket, I heard that it is going to the sun."
The scene burst into laughter again.
Lin Yang was directly stupid, paused, frowned and raised his hand: "Then don't burn to death, that up"
Qin Feng nodded: "They will go at night"
"Hahaha"
Laughter rang out.
Both in front of the computer and in the audience burst into laughter.
Lin Yang said with a smile: "This doesn't delay work!"
Qin Feng nodded and said with a smile: "Come back and eat breakfast and go to work"
"Hahaha" laughter never stopped.
The faces of those sticks at the scene were already black and purple.
Lin Yang smiled and waved his hand: "Hey, I haven't heard of it!"
Qin Feng said seriously: "It is said that the amazing people are all Koreans"
Lin Yang asked, "Who?"
Qin Feng stretched out his hand and said: "If the Buddha is Korean"
Lin Yang: "Huh!"
Qin Feng: "Jesus is Korean"
Lin Yang: "Oh"
Qin Feng: "Sage Kong is Korean"
Lin Yang: "Ah"
Qin Feng snapped his last finger: "Sun Wukong is Korean"
Lin Yang was surprised: "Oops!"
Qin Feng continued: "This must be correct"
Lin Yang said strangely: "What's the matter?"
Qin Feng slapped his palm: "Sun Wukong uses a stick!"
"Hahaha"
The laughter burst back into laughter, and everyone couldn't sit still laughing.
"Good!"
This was followed by a round of applause.
In front of the computer, the audience also applauded continuously.
"The mouth is too poisonous, don't go to South Korea in the future, you have to be killed!"
"I can't live anymore, I'm too good for"
"Wonderful!
……
Everyone in the cross talk world is also laughing, and at the same time, everyone's hearts are heavy.
From Qin Feng, they saw the shadow of traditional cross talk, not the cross talk they had performed on the stage over the years.
The enthusiasm of the live and online audience has already indicated who is more popular, and it seems that this is also a way to go for cross talk.
After many people in the cross talk industry laughed, they began to think about Qin Feng's performance mode.
……
Listening to Qin Feng's words, Lin Yang couldn't help but laugh.
The applause and applause from the audience continued.
After the sticks understood the meaning of Qin Feng's words, they all stood up angrily and stared at Qin Feng on the stage.
Qin Feng didn't take it seriously at all, standing on the stage and looking at these sticks and pouting and smiling.
Lin Yang stopped laughing and continued to foreshadow: "Just explain it like this?"
Qin Feng retracted his gaze and said, "Many things were invented by Koreans."
Lin Yang: "Tell me!"
Qin Feng began to count his fingers again: "Dragon Boat Festival, invented by Koreans"
"Blah-" booed around.
Lin Yang cushioned one word: "Hey"
Qin Feng broke off the second finger: "Calligraphy, invented by Koreans"
Lin Yang: "Hehe"
Qin Feng broke another finger: "Soy milk, invented by Koreans"
Lin Yang: "Oh"
Qin Feng continued to point his fingers: "Traditional Chinese medicine, invented by Koreans"
"Bah-!"
The boos are getting louder.
Lin Yang smiled and said, "This is all invented by Koreans?"
Qin Feng lengthened his tone: "That's right!"
Lin Yang waved his hand angrily: "Then what did the Chinese invent?"
Qin Feng said with a smile on the crosstalk platform with one hand: "The Chinese invented the Koreans"
Lin Yang raised his head and laughed: "Hahaha"
Then Qin Feng gestured to Lin Yang, and it was over.
Lin Yang immediately understood, and the two of them took a step back together, bowed to the audience, and ended this hilarious temporary encore.
"Hahaha"
The laughter in the audience was simply deafening.
"Good!
The applause went straight through the sky.
There were a few impulsive people on the scene who wanted to rush to the stage, ready to beat Qin Feng and Lin Yang, but they were all stopped by their teachers.
Rushing up to find Qin Feng for trouble now is undoubtedly an act of looking for death, there are so many Peking University students at the scene!
In desperation, these sticks could only stare at Qin Feng and Lin Yang through gritted teeth.
People watching the live broadcast on the Internet are also hilarious at this time.
"It's so funny, it's called cross talk"
"After watching this paragraph, I am looking forward to the evening performance, it will definitely be more exciting"
"Qin Feng is trying to make himself the national enemy of South Korea!
"All I can say about this is absolutely!"
…… (To be continued.) )