Chapter 160: The Monkey Enters the House
"The monkey is obedient now, shall we take it back?" Zhuo Yiqing looked at Wen Xu and said softly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Wen Xu was about to go home, and when he heard Zhuo Yiqing say this, he said: "What are you doing with it home, besides, even if we bring it into the door, the demon king will not let it into the courtyard, if it enters the courtyard, the demon king must not make trouble and die?"
Wen Xu believes that it is impossible for the monkeys to be hungry in the village now, and the monkeys have shown a situation of integrating into the Wenjia village.
Zhuo Yiqing seemed to want to bring the monkey home now, and immediately distinguished: "How do you know if the demon king will let you if you don't bring it?"
"Okay, you can take it with you" Wen Xu really had no choice, so he had to say to Zhuo Yiqing.
When Zhuo Yiqing heard Wen Xu say this, she immediately said happily: "Little monkey, let's go."
The monkey looked at Zhuo Yiqing, but he was not moved at all, squatting on the branch of the tree and flicking the whip in his hand.
Seeing the monkey's performance, Zhuo Yiqing immediately said to Wen Xu: "You come and tell it to go, I can't call it!"
Wen Xu pushed back and said, "If you can't tell me, I can teach you to move? This monkey is not raised by our family!"
"You just scream, it won't be anything, if you call it and there is no response, let's go back to eat" Zhuo Yiqing reached out and pushed Wen Xu's arm.
Wen Xu had no choice but to say, "Monkey, let's go."
This sentence is very perfunctory, not to mention Zhuo Yiqing, even Wen Xu himself felt that there was a problem inside.
"Say to the monkey, you bow your head, who knows what you're talking about, don't say it's a monkey, I don't know who you're talking to, you say to the monkey, and do a little more beckoning!" Zhuo Yiqing said while demonstrating to Wen Xu.
The reason why he said it was perfunctory was that Wen Xu was afraid that the monkeys would follow him home, and there were already a lot of things from home, and a scum would make him very uneasy, and there would be another monkey in the family?
"You are still so particular, hurry up and go home, the river mussels and boiled loaches at home are almost cold, now go home and say that you will definitely be able to catch the most delicious last train" Wen Xu tried to divert Zhuo Yiqing's attention, turning her gaze from the monkey to the food.
It's a pity that this kind of naïve idea is doomed to failure, and Zhuo Yiqing didn't fall for himself at all.
"Don't change the subject," Zhuo Yiqing said solemnly.
Wen Xu saw that there was no way, and shouted at the monkey weakly: "Come down, come home!"
He was already very careful, and he didn't show much enthusiasm, but he just said something to the monkey, and who knew that the monkey who stayed on the branch immediately jumped down and walked to Wen Xu's side.
"Squeak, squeak!"
The monkey looked up at Wen Xu, screamed softly twice, and then reached out and grabbed Wen Xu's trouser tube.
When Zhuo Yiqing saw it, he immediately stretched out his hand and pointed at Wen Xu and said, "Oh!
"What is it?" Wen Xu couldn't say anything about her suffering now, and when she heard Zhuo Yiqing say this, she was suddenly shocked, and thought she had found something.
Zhuo Yiqing said: "You don't let me feed the monkey, I feed it secretly, now you can't make sense, why is the monkey so close to you, and others, such as me, just ignore it, how do you explain this?"
"Maybe the monkey thinks I'm more handsome!" Wen Xu had to say.
Zhuo Yiqing ignored Wen Xu at all, and directly took the monkey's hand: "Go!"
If you want to say that this monkey is also strange, this time he was pulled home by Zhuo Yiqing, Wen Xu had to step to keep up with Zhuo Yiqing's steps and walked towards his own courtyard.
As Wen Xu said, when the monkey arrived at the gate of the courtyard, he was no longer willing to go in, standing at the door and squeaking, a pair of monkey eyes looked at the jujube tree in the courtyard for a moment.
The demon king over there heard the monkey's cry and immediately appeared on the branch, holding a peanut in his hand, and staring at the monkey at the door while gnawing.
"Demon King, don't hit the monkey!" Zhuo Yiqing tried to discuss with the Demon King and let him let the monkey into the courtyard, but unfortunately the Demon King didn't even let her touch it many times, let alone listen to her.
After saying a few words, Zhuo Yiqing turned her head to look at Wen Xu again: "You come!"
"Me again!" Wen Xu said with a smile in his eyes.
After Zhuo Yiqing finished speaking, she directly picked up the monkey with great difficulty, put it on Wen Xu's body, and then pushed Wen Xu into the yard.
I have to say that this woman is really too ghostly, she was afraid of being hit by the Demon King's madness, so she hid her head directly behind Wen Xu's back, bent down in the direction that the Demon King might hit her, and pushed Wen Xu, who was holding a monkey, into the yard behind Wen Xu.
"You are so unreliable!" Wen Xu said with a smile, "If you want to fight the Demon King, you can beat me first, right?"
"Then what do you want to do? I'm a woman in front, and I'll go first when I'm in danger? Are you a man or am I? Besides, you're not my boyfriend, you're afraid of this little injury and pain, in case you change to someone with a gun, you have to push me to the front to block the gun as soon as possible" Zhuo Yiqing said with a heartbeat.
"Who have you offended, everyone is shot!" Wen Xu said as he carried the monkey into the house.
After two or three sentences, the two of them and a monkey had already arrived at the pot house, and the demon king barked on the branches, but in the end he didn't throw the nuts in his hands at the monkey.
"What for!"
As soon as she entered the pot house, Zhuo Yiqing saw Wen Xu put down the monkey, so she walked in front of Wen Xu with a curious face, looked at him face to face, and then reached out and twisted around Wen Xu's face.
While twisting it, he said, "What do you look like about small animals?
snapped off Zhuo Yiqing's hand: "You stupid woman, it doesn't hurt!"
After speaking, Wen Xu turned around and walked to the edge of the pot, lifted the lid of the pot and said, "Sit down, ready to eat!"
Fortunately, Zhuo Yiqing's temperament is a bit Ma Daha, and she is not ready to delve into the reason, when the monkey arrives in the house, she is very honest, and actually pulls a small bench for the monkey to sit down, waiting for the meal.
If you want to say that the monkey's IQ doesn't know if it's smart to stay in the space, or how to drop, the monkey with five people and six people sat on the bench, and at first glance it really looks like that.
Wen Xu served the meal, put it on the table, and shouted to the pillars to enter the house to eat, as for the scum who were jumping around at the gate of the courtyard, as soon as they smelled the fragrance of the food, they immediately jumped into the pot house, and no one needed to call them at all.
"What are you doing?" Wen Xu looked at Zhuo Yiqing while eating, seeing that she had picked something to feed the monkey, and the monkey was very unhappy to eat, and she couldn't stop feeding.
"Why don't the monkeys eat it?" Zhuo Yiqing asked, looking at Wen Xu.
"Macaques are omnivores, and they also eat meat! You make a rice ball into a ball, and then you put some loach heads in it and feed it with minced mussels!" Wen Xu said.
Zhuo Yiqing couldn't help but widen her eyes when she heard that the macaque was omnivorous, and she looked incredulous: "It still eats meat? Why don't you feed loach meat, it likes to eat loach heads?"
"People can't eat loach meat, even if we don't eat it, we can feed the pillars, if you don't work, you can only eat loaches" Wen Xu glanced at Zhuo Yiqing and said, "You still want to raise monkeys."
"Isn't there still you, you're my boyfriend, you just know it! Besides, why are you so fierce to monkeys, in your eyes, Dongliang is your own son, and everything else is picked up!"
Zhuo Yiqing didn't care, picked out a few spoonfuls of rice from his bowl, doubled them in his hand, and then wrapped a knuckle-length loach into the rice, and put it in front of the monkey after the dough was formed.
The monkey reached out and grabbed the rice balls and opened his mouth to eat, squeaking at Zhuo Yiqing as he ate.
Alas, Wen Xu sighed inwardly, knowing that there was another monkey in his house to eat rice.
After the whole meal, Zhuo Yiqing spent most of her time feeding the monkeys, feeding the monkeys with a bulging belly, but she didn't eat much.
After eating, Wen Xu began to clean up the table, Zhuo Yiqing was tired of teasing the monkey and played with her mobile phone.
While he was cleaning up, Wen Xu's eyes glanced at it, and suddenly he saw the monkey sitting down, and began to pose as if to poop.
"Damn!"
Wen Xu quickly put down the dishes and chopsticks in his hand, immediately picked up the monkey, ran out of the yard, ran across the path to the grove at the door, and then put it down.
It is estimated that he was frightened by Wen Xu's movements, and when Wen Xu let it down, the monkey's poop came down.
"Don't poop at home in the future......"
Wen Xu waited for the monkey to finish pulling the poop, stretched out his hand and pointed at the monkey and began to train the monkey, making the monkey confused.
"What's going on so fast?"
Wen Xu returned to the pot house, and Zhuo Yiqing still looked at Wen Xu in confusion and asked.
Wen Xu said: "It's not your fault, you didn't see that the monkey was going to defecate just now?
"Why me?"
"Didn't you or me recruit you?"
Zhuo Yiqing smiled and played Laipi: "Anyway, I don't do it, I can see it!"
knew that Wen Xu was a clean-loving person, so Zhuo Yiqing was a little fearless.
Wen Xu could say anything, so he had to sigh.
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"Uncle Xu, Uncle Xu, are you at home?"
"Come in, people are in the pot house," Wen Xu said immediately.
Originally, Wen Xu thought that it was a trivial matter for one or two people to find him, but who knew that there were seven or eight people who came into the house immediately, and all of them were working in their own greenhouses.
"What's going on?"
As soon as he saw these people, Wen Xu roughly knew something, and these people were afraid that they were going to leave their greenhouse and prepare to work on their own one-third of an acre.
"Uncle, that's the case, our projects have been divided, the fourth sister-in-law's sheep will arrive in a month, the shed at home has not yet been erected, and the pond in the fifth sister's house also needs to be ......."
Hearing that this was indeed the case, Wen Xu nodded and said, "I understand, but you are leaving now?"
"I can still work for a few days, but I can't do it for long, and other people won't be able to do it," said Xu Xinghua, Guangsong's daughter-in-law.
Wen Xu knew that Xu Xinghua had also given up her work at home, and there was no way, because she was a great help to the Guangsong family, and the two of them were grateful, even if someone else wanted to leave, she was embarrassed to leave.
After thinking for a while, Wen Xu said: "Otherwise, if you have time every day, come and help harvest the vegetables? Every day it will occupy an hour of your time, so that you can go home to help, and you can also make some money during this period." Xu Xinghua, you are the same, from tomorrow, you can all go home, and come to my shed every day to help when you collect vegetables, of course, the salary can't be the same as before, and the food doesn't matter, let's pay by the hour, what do you think?"
As soon as these words came out, these little daughters-in-law immediately burst into laughter, for them their own affairs are busy, hiring people is definitely not as diligent as their own family members, besides, who is not busy in the entire Wenjia Village now, who can hire to go? Even if they hire people from outside, which family can afford such a large expense for food and accommodation, and now Wen Xu mentions this, which is exactly the best of both worlds.
Xu Xinghua said: "Uncle, what if you don't have manpower in your greenhouse?"
"It's not a big deal, I do it myself every day! It's nothing more than opening and closing the window or something, and besides, it doesn't take much trouble, I'm doing it while I'm looking for people," Wen Xu said with a smile.
Tongbian observed these days, the greenhouse is not a big deal, Wen Xu felt that he could handle it alone, and it was not so easy to hire people now, so Wen Xu decided to do his own thing.