The white fairy flashed away. More than ten years have passed, and things are no longer human, but this white fairy is still the divine appearance of the year.

Immediately after, the title of the three fools appeared on the big screen.

Wow!

At Kyoto Airport, a plane is taxiing on the runway and is about to take off.

The camera turned to Ye Chen's body, this kid's mobile phone rang suddenly, and when he answered the phone despite the dissuasion of the flight attendant, his whole face changed and was cloudy.

Disbelief, surprise, dazedness, all kinds of expressions appeared on his face.

And outside the window, the scenery flies by, and the plane is about to take off. In a hurry, under the surprised eyes of the audience, Ye Chen unbuckled his seat belt, stood up with a pale and ugly face, and then fell to the ground foaming at the mouth.

Seeing this, the flight attendant hurriedly called the captain and reported the situation here. When the captain learned about it, he had no choice but to stop the plane and prepare to take the patient to the hospital first.

And after getting off the plane, Ye Chen in a wheelchair suddenly jumped up, jumped around in front of the doctor and the flight attendant for a while, and then immediately got into the crowd and slipped away.

Only the doctor and the flight attendant who looked like they were left in place.

When Li Zihao saw this scene, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but hook slightly. The surrounding audience was also stunned.

Damn, I thought I was really sick, it turned out that Nima was pretending?

Damn, it turns out that there are still people who get off the plane like this, and I have seen it for a long time, and I will try it in the future.

The audience thought it was funny, but no one came to find out whether it was reasonable for this kind of thing to happen in reality.

This is the fun of nonsense.

Subsequently, Ye Chen fraudulently used other people's names outside the airport and requisitioned the car for someone else's pick-up, which also made everyone laugh.

But in addition to the joy in the hearts of the audience, there was also a little doubt: what happened to make Ye Chen get off the plane desperately?

The camera turned, and the car was on. Ye Chen very calmly asked the master to go to the xx community to pick up Lin Hua first, and then transfer to Tsinghua University. Similarly, Lin Hua's appearance was also very funny, when he received Ye Chen's call from the bed, he didn't even put on his pants, so he took his shoes and rushed out of the door barefoot.

It's exactly the same as Ye Chen, who was flustered before.

At this moment, everyone was even more curious. What exactly happened to make both big men desperate for it?

The answer was soon revealed.

After the two arrived at Tsinghua University, they rushed directly to the roof of a teaching building. And here, Zhou Xingchi has been waiting for a long time in leather shoes.

"Here you are, fools?"

"Zhou Xingxing, what about Han Che (Han Qiu)?" Ye Chen looked around and shouted anxiously. Lin Hua was the same, very anxious.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Xingchi sold a pass first, took out his mobile phone and showed the two of them the photos.

I saw a beautiful woman standing on the lawn, with a luxury villa behind her.

"Don't look at my wife, look at the villa in the back, it's worth $3 million!" Zhou Xingchi looked villainous and smiled very happily, as if he had avenged a deep hatred.

And then this goods continued to show off his villa, luxury cars, beautiful women. I was afraid that Ye Chen and Lin Hua would not see it.

"Why are you showing us this?

Zhou Xingchi smiled without saying a word, walked to a wall, wiped off the dust on it, and revealed a line of words deep on it.

That's a date, September 5th, which is today!

The camera pans and falls into memory. That year, Zhou Xingchi stood in the corner of the wall and roared unwillingly: "I want to challenge you! We will meet again in ten years, on the same day, in the same place, and see which of us is more successful! Do you dare? Is there a kind?"

Zhou Xingchi's eyes were red, and his expression was very hideous, which made the audience shudder.

The camera returned to reality, and Zhou Xingchi smiled proudly: "Remember, I used to challenge that idiot here." I kept my promise and I came back. ”

Seeing this, the audience also suddenly realized that they had been engaged in it for a long time, and it turned out that it was for a gambling contract ten years ago.

But Ye Chen didn't appreciate it at all, he only cared about where Han Qiu was, he had long forgotten about this bet.

"Fuck your mother, Lao Tzu gave up a flight, she forgot to put on her pants, just to see Han Che. We've been looking for him for ten years, and we don't even know if he's alive! You think he's going to show up for this stupid bet?"

"I know he's not coming back. Zhou Xingchi smiled cheaply, as if he had won this bet.

"Then why did you call us?"

"Go see Han Che and come to see my success and his downfall!" Zhou Xingxing laughed.

"Do you know where he is?"

"Of course, he's in the Demon Capital!"

Hearing this, Ye Chen and Lin Hua both looked at each other and smiled.

Old Han, after so many years, I finally found you!

......

The camera then turned, and the three of them embarked on a journey to the magic capital. On the way, Ye Chen fell into memories.

"We have been instilled from birth that survival is a race, you can only go full speed ahead, otherwise you will be trampled. Even at birth, you have to compete with 1.3 billion sperm. When I was born, my father said: My son will become an engineer. And just like that, my fate was decided. ”

"No one asked, what do I want to do...."

With Ye Chen's self-report, his memory returned to ten years ago, and he also stood at the door of Tsinghua University with his luggage.

In the audience, Li Zihao looked at this scene with a stunned expression. For some reason, he felt that he understood Ye Chen's mind very well, and felt that he was in sympathy with him.

I went to school in a daze, and I only knew that I was admitted to a good university, and I only knew how to find a good job.

It seems that no one cares what I want to do....

"Will he really become an engineer in the future?" With a hint of confusion, Li Zihao continued to watch.

.....

On campus, Ye Chen, Lin Hua, and Han Qiu became roommates. This is also Han Qiu's first appearance in this movie. It's just that as soon as he appeared, he gave the audience a big surprise.

This guy who looked a little stunned actually took materials from everywhere, made an electric shock rod, and electrocuted the senior's ***.

When the audience saw the senior rolling on the ground with his little brother in his hand and letting out a miserable howl that resounded through the world, they couldn't help laughing.

"Yes, this wave is very strong!"

"I'm laughing to death, I can get electrocuted when I pee while standing, Jinnyima teases. ”

"Convinced, this is a real scholar, Lao Tzu has learned so many things, there is not much practicality. ”

Everyone laughed, but Ye Chen's narration sounded at this time: "Salt water is a good conductor of electricity, we have learned it, but he has used it." ”

As soon as the camera turned, Xu Mengda's figure appeared on the screen. He has gray hair, an old-fashioned and serious face, and holds a model of a bird's nest in his hand.

Ye Chen's narration introduced this product to the audience. Nickname: Virus, is a very old-fashioned, inflexible person.

Subsequently, in the classroom. Xu Mengda used the habits of cuckoo birds to instill the concept of competition and survival in the freshmen!

It is said that a head is the way, and it is extremely cruel. The audience also listened with some emotion.

Isn't this the way the current society is?

Cruel competition~~~

Under the feet of every successful person, there are not corpses all over the field? and how can we not be the losers of countless failed competitions?

This comedy, which has been funny and nonsensical from the beginning, suddenly has a little more heaviness when it arrives here.

The audience couldn't laugh when they heard the "competition". But when the dean showed everyone a pen that cost millions of dollars and could be used in the sky, everyone laughed again.

Because Han Qiu suddenly stood up and said, "Dean, if fountain pens and ballpoint pens can't be used in outer space, then why can't astronauts use pencils? ”

Hearing this, the dean's expression immediately became embarrassed, but the students laughed.

The audience is also like an initiation, yes, the ink of the ballpoint pen can't flow out, it can't be used, so why not use the pencil?

Thinking of the flexible and eclectic Han Qiu, and thinking of the old-fashioned dean, everyone suddenly felt that the plot had become interesting.

Ye Chen's narration also sounded: "A bird with a free heart has settled in the nest of the virus. ”

"We're all robots, blindly following the professor's orders, and he's the only one who isn't a machine. ”

The narration falls, and the camera pans to a classroom. Han Qiu had a conflict with the teacher again this time.

The professor asked him to explain the meaning of "machine", so Han Qiu said in his own concise language: "A machine is a machine that can simplify work or save time." ”

It's simple and easy to understand. But the professor just doesn't appreciate it.

Han Qiu also gave examples, such as pulling the zipper up and down the crotch.

It's unsightly, but it's very vivid. The zipper, which is mechanical, simplifies the troublesome button.

However, the professor just smashed the head of Xiao Li's chalk past: "I'm talking about definitions, do you also write like this in exams?"

At this time, Zhou Xingchi glanced at Han Qiu with a sneer, stood up and memorized the definition of machinery: "Machinery is a relatively fixed ....."

Crackling explained the definition a lot, and some professional words made the audience's heads big.

But the professor looked very satisfied: "Great, please take a seat." ”

But Han Qiu was not convinced: "Teacher, I mean the same thing in simple words. We just need to understand it, so what's the point of blindly memorizing by rote?"

"You think you're smarter than books, and if you want to pass the exam, you'd better follow what the book says." ”

Han Qiu still wanted to defend himself, but he ushered in another chalk head. "Get me out. ”

Before leaving, Han Qiu turned around again, saying that he had forgotten something and had not taken it. The professor asked him something.

Han Qiu's face was straight, and he said endlessly: "The tools for recording, analyzing, summarizing, organizing, debating, and interpreting information are hard-loaded, paper-mounted, jacketed, and unjacketed....."

There was a lot of crackling, and the professor and the audience were in a fog.

What the hell is this talking about?

The professor was puzzled, and Han Qiu explained: "It's a book." ”

The professor asked, "Why don't you make it simpler?"

Han Qiu pretended to be innocent: "I tried it just now, it didn't work." ”

Just now.... Machine?

As soon as the words fell, the professor's expression suddenly became difficult to look at, Zhou Xingchi's face was not good-looking, and the other students burst into laughter.

The same goes for the audience, who are having fun.

Yes, a simple explanation doesn't work, so you can only define it in a complicated way.

After laughing, some viewers fell silent.

Yes, sometimes, why make a simple thing so complicated?

Is it for the purpose of studying for exams, or is it for the purpose of living and learning?

We affirm and respect the actions of our great men who defined this knowledge. Our ancestors explained and gave meaning to things that we couldn't understand, so that we could understand those things better and more comprehensively.

But when we understand it, why stick to those lengthy paragraphs?

The ancestors understood that there was no definition to memorize these things, so how did they understand it?

It is human beings who create definitions, and it is these definitions that bind those who come after them.

If someone wants to achieve the achievements of their ancestors, they must step out of the box and understand the world on the same level as their ancestors.