Chapter 603: The Disaster of Innocence

At this moment, the short and fat old man suddenly jumped on a big tree, and a person came down from it, Sima Xun saw that this person was none other than Xiao Yi, who he had been looking for for a long time.

The short and fat old man put Xiao Yi and Sima Xun side by side, but he himself sat on a rock, staring at the two of them back and forth several times, like a prisoner.

After a while, he suddenly burst out laughing.

This person is really inexplicable, laughing when he laughs, and as soon as he makes a move, he easily subdued Sima Xun, the king of Liang, who dominated one side, and now he has been laughing alone for a long time, I really don't know what's funny, until he laughs enough alone, he said with satisfaction:

"The old man was sleeping by the forest just now, and I heard you talk about what cheats, I think the cheats that can make a congenital master chase after him regardless of his figure, maybe it's the cheats I'm looking for, so I arrested this little baby first......"

As he spoke, he suddenly turned to Sima Xun and continued to speak: "It's ridiculous that your big baby didn't keep chasing at that time, in fact, if you chased for a while at that time, you would have been able to catch up with this little baby, but it's ridiculous that you turned back smartly, it's really too suspicious, my old man doesn't like suspicious people the most." ”

When Sima Xun heard this, he secretly regretted it, fell to his feet, regretted it, and finally asked: "The predecessor is extraordinary, he must not be an unknown person, but I don't know who the predecessor is?"

"Are you bothered?" the old man glared and said, "You asked me the same question three times in a row, and I said that you know my name, but your ability to pretend to be stupid is better than mine." ”

Sima Xun was puzzled, but Xiao Yi said: "Senior, aren't you called 'pretending to be a god and playing ghosts'?"

The short and fat old man suddenly laughed when he heard this, clapped his hands and said: "Ah, you are still smart, and the big baby is too stupid, it seems that the big baby should worship the little baby as a teacher, that is wonderful!"

Sima Xun was secretly cursed in his heart by his big baby call, but he said: "Then what is the matter with the seniors arresting us here?"

The short and fat old man stroked his hair and replied: "What kind of big cloves of garlic are you still putting in front of me, it is clear that you found my secret book, and then the two of you share the spoils unevenly, this little baby snatched it alone, and your big baby has been chasing after you, if I hadn't met you here, I wouldn't have wanted to know the truth of the matter in my life......"

As soon as he said this, he suddenly sighed and said, "To be honest, your big baby is simply tasteless. I caught Xiaowa and asked him about the cheats, he didn't admit it, then I had to catch you and confront him, I was going to have a good time with you, I pretended to be three times, but you didn't invest once, and I was not satisfied at all. ”

When the two of them heard this, they suddenly realized, when they heard him say that they took his cheats, they couldn't help frowning, and Sima Xun was even more angry that he was so angry that he wanted to slap this dead fat man into a meatloaf, he first pretended to be a mother-in-law, then a bull's nose, and then a woodcutter.

But the shadowless man who was talking to the bull's nose, he couldn't think clearly, and finally couldn't help but ask, "But...... But who is the invisible invisible?"

When the short and fat old man heard this, he suddenly blew his beard and glared at him: "I said that you are boring, you still don't understand it, are you embarrassed to say? Also, you just took two taels of silver in the small forest and wanted my old man to lead the way, I have never seen a stingy rich man like you, and now that you are in my hands, the silver on your body is not all mine?"

As he spoke, he really reached out and took out dozens of taels of silver from Sima Xun's arms and put them in his arms.

Sima Xun saw that he took his own silver, and thought that Fang had just been deceived by him, and he was furious, and said, "Why, the seniors are also here for the cheats?"

The short and fat old man smacked him on the head and said, "What is coming for the cheats, the cheats were originally mine, where the cheats are now, you'd better hand them over to me." ”

Xiao Yi was full of doubts in his heart, but seeing that he was so determined, he had to reply firmly: "Senior, I respect you for your age, but since you are also here for the cheats, I still say the same thing, I don't know where the cheats are." ”

The short and fat old man was furious when he heard this, glared at Xiao Yi and said: "You still dare to lie, when the big baby chased you just now, I clearly heard him chasing the cheats, and now the witnesses have been arrested by me, you still don't admit it?"

Sima Xun rolled his eyes and suggested: "Senior, why don't you search his body first, why waste words with him?"

The short and fat old man glared at him, and said angrily: "Do you think I haven't searched his body, this kid has been hung up by me and fiddled back and forth several times, and there is not even a single hair on his body, I really don't know how this kid ran the rivers and lakes, I guess this kid must have hidden the cheats somewhere, or has memorized the whole text, and then burned the cheats." ”

Sima Xun hurriedly nodded yes, but asked rhetorically: "The senior's martial arts are already very good, do you still need a secret book like "Liancheng Jue"?"

"What the hell is Liancheng Jue? Why, isn't the secret book you are talking about my unique mastery of 'Seven Emotions and Six Desires'?" the fat old man was taken aback when he heard this, and hurriedly asked.

"Seven Emotions and Six Desires?" Sima Xun and Xiao Yi were stunned at the same time, and Xiao Yi immediately replied: "We are talking about the Liancheng Formula, one of the four great miracles of the Southern Wilderness, how can it be the Seven Emotions and Six Desires Sutra, and the kid has just come from the Black Dragon King City, the capital of Zhao State, and has never taken anyone's cheats, nor has he had time to take another cheats." ”

"What?" The short and fat old man turned to Sima Xun in surprise and said: "Big baby, tell me, what this little baby said is true or false, if you dare to say half a lie, I will feed you a few catties of arsenic, a poisonous snake, say it quickly!"

Sima Xun was also frightened when he heard this, and hurriedly replied: "Senior, what we said is true, if you don't believe it, you can just find a person from the west to inquire, now everyone knows that Xiao Yi is pregnant with the four great miracles of the Southern Wilderness, and there is absolutely no reason to talk nonsense." ”

The short and fat old man was immediately disappointed when he heard this, and he was stunned for a long time, he stood awkwardly in front of Xiao Yi and Sima Xun alone, staring at him for a long time, not knowing what he was thinking.

Finally, he finally blew his beard and glared and said: "Although the four miraculous skills of the Southern Wilderness are very good, they are not the seven emotions and six desires I want after all, and now my old face is embarrassed......

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