Chapter 7: The Burial Road!
"If you don't practice, you won't practice!"
Zhuo Yifan knows that it is difficult to force the fat tiger to do what he doesn't do, and now he doesn't have the kung fu to practice these things that don't seem to be very reliable.
"Brother Monkey, next, are we going over there?" Li Xiaohu pointed to the narrow, dragon-like road, with cliffs on both sides.
"Only there is a way, we can't go back the same way!"
Zhuo Yifan knew in his heart that it was a very difficult problem to let the fat tiger take the narrow road in the clouds.
"Before I go over, I'll bury the bones of that senior first!" Zhuo Yifan said.
"Hey, hey, yes...... Quiet...... Bury....... "Fat Tiger has a flickering word.
"Let's go, let's go. "Zhuo Yifan, I feel that the fat tiger is a little abnormal.
"Brother Monkey, listen to me, that, the skeleton, that...... , I'm afraid, some ....... ”
Fat Tiger was a little embarrassed, he had just stepped on it for a long time, and it was estimated that Zhuo Yifan should not recognize it.
"Fat Tiger, what's wrong!" Zhuo Yifan, go to the stone tablet!
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"Oh my God...... Dead fat, you're ruthless, aren't you......!"
The skeleton was gone, and Zhuo Yifan saw that there was only a pile of bones left.
How hard it would take to get to this! He couldn't believe his eyes.
"What is this for?"
"Hehe~, that's not, seeing that you were killed by that broken book, aren't I angry......" Fat Tiger rubbed his hands and said.
Although the work was excessive, the fat man was anxious for himself, and Zhuo Yifan was warm in his heart.
"Fatty, I didn't see it. As the saying goes, don't mess with the fat man if you have nothing to do! It's really like this, the fat man is powerful, the best in the world!"
Zhuo Yifan, squatting down, just in front of the stele, used a dagger, under the stele, to dig a deep pit of about three feet.
"Senior, I'm really embarrassed, I've offended a lot! Look at my brother, he is a little reckless. He's also excited, isn't it, don't you go to your heart. As for me, it's good to see the feng shui here. Rest here your old man. Watching the mountains, the water, and the people here is also a kind of enjoyment, right? As the saying goes, if you go into the ground, I will bury you here, and it will be regarded as atoning for my brother's sins, you have a lot of adults, don't go to your heart!"
After the pit was dug, Zhuo Yifan looked back at the fat tiger and asked.
"Do you have any pockets or anything like that? ”
"Let me think about it...... Yes, yes, wait. ”
Li Xiaohu squatted down, took off his greasy backpack, and turned it inside out for a long time.
Take out a tote bag of instant noodles.
"How's this?"
The fat man waved that pocket.
Looking at the words "Unified Instant Noodles" on it, Zhuo Yifan was cold in his heart, and he grinned.
"Make do!"
The place was bare, not even a leaf of the trees.
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"Senior, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for you. I know this pocket is a little bit off. But, you see, there are limited conditions here. It's better than burying it directly in the soil, you say so, and yes, this bag is still environmentally friendly and degradable! You don't have to worry about polluting the environment when you're old. ”
Zhuo Yifan racked his brains and thought about it, and finally found a reason for this bag to say in the past.
He and Li Xiaohu were together, looking for the broken scum scattered all over the ground.
Some of them were no longer distinguishable from the dust, so they simply gathered together and put them in their pockets.
"Ding!"
The sound of metal falling to the ground.
Zhuo Yifan, pick it up and take a look.
"Wow, it's a ring! Platinum, it's worth a lot of money!"
The fat tiger maintained his usual spiritual sensitivity to treasure, and his eyes were pointed.
"This is a relic of our predecessors, not ours, isn't that okay?"
Zhuo Yifan was a little reluctant in his heart. After all, the skeleton had just been trampled into scum by the fat tiger, and now it seemed a little unreasonable to take away the ring.
"Hey, Brother Monkey, what do you want, this is what he gave you. Think about it, the fat man stepped on it for a long time, but he didn't find it, and you found it when you picked it up, this is the salary he paid you, do you understand, burial, it also requires labor costs. ”
The fat man said this in a high-sounding and eloquent manner.
"Oh, that seems to be the case. ”
Zhuo Yifan shook the bones in his pocket and said, "The senior's thoughts, boy, I am very grateful, thank you." I love this ring!"
"By the way, that's it, take it and let me see it!"
The fat man snatched the ring, and he wanted to wear it on his finger.
The ring seems to have a spirit, and it obviously feels like a very big ring, but when it comes to the fat tiger, it is chubby and fingers, no matter how you stuff it, you can't stuff it.
"Your uncle! You bully me! Didn't you just step on you! As for being so stingy?"
Frustrated, the fat tiger threw the ring back again.
"Haha! Fat Tiger, follow my brother, I will lose you. Don't worry, next time my brother will make you a better one!"
Zhuo Yifan wore the ring on his hand, not big, not too small, just right.
The fat man listened to Zhuo Yifan's promise, and his heart was balanced.
He put all the bones and dregs, along with the dust and ashes, together and filled them with a big bag.
Zhuo Yifan, tie this bag carefully, solemnly put it in the dug pit, and backfill the pit. There was a small protrusion, and finally there was something like a grave.
"Rest in peace, senior!" Zhuo Yifan bowed a few times very seriously.
"Thank you!"
Suddenly, a thin voice turned into his ears.
"Ahh
The hairs stood on end in an instant.
This is not as good as the summoning just now, when I took the jade heavenly book. He was confused that time, and then he didn't remember anything.
This time it's really sober!
"Brother Monkey, what are you doing?"
Fat Tiger saw Zhuo Yifan suddenly tense up, and sighed.
"I'm nervous, I'm hallucinating!"
Zhuo Yifan explained to Fat Tiger.
Then he took out the dagger again, and wanted to engrave a word on the stele, which was considered an inscription.
But the stone was too hard, and no matter how hard he used, the knife cut on it, leaving not even a trace.
The fat man who watched was dumbfounded.
"If this thing is smaller, I want to move it, it's so hard, it must be a baby. ”
The fat man drooled when he saw it, but he really could only think about it. It's too big!
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"When you're done, call it a day. The fat man clapped his palms.
"We're ready to go. ”
"Ah....... ”