Chapter 0030: The Water Army Dispatched
Yu Shanchuan, who woke up, read his article on Weibo for the first time, and opened it with apprehension. Almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood.,What's going on with this special meow.,There's only 5 clicks.,There's only one reply.:Ask for background music.。 Please, uncle, please, whole family.
Yu Shanchuan, who was scolding, began to search the list. I found that other people's blog posts are still hot and popular. Who announced the relationship with whom, who cheated with whom, who announced the relationship with the cheating one, and who also cheated with the other one who cheated, anyway, just a few people, tossing back and forth, have been booming. Only he is uncared for. He stared at the monitor dumbfounded, ready to smash it at any moment.
"As the saying goes, no one asks about the general's lonely grave, and the family affairs of the drama are known to the world. Yu Shanchuan began to lament the impetuousness of the world and the ignorance of netizens. I don't know if he thinks he is a general, or a lonely grave, or a general in a lonely grave.
After a long time, he decided to work hard and climb the peak...... Go find the trolls.
After the phone call, the money was transferred to the person. A few minutes later, the fast-trained botnets were on the scene, and the number of views and replies skyrocketed. "It's well spent. After deliberately waiting for a while, Yu Shanchuan refreshed the blog post again. This time, I was happy to see it, the clicks exceeded 10,000, and the replies were hundreds, and it was still rising rapidly, so it was just around the corner to be on the list. As long as it is on the list, real netizens will be attracted to it.
In order to see the quality of the reply, he specially selected a few words and read them carefully.
With a "pop~" sound, the monitor was finally broken. Yu Shanchuan, who was trembling, picked up the mobile phone, pressed it for a long time and couldn't dial it, and finally took seven deep breaths before he could control the shaking of his hand and dial smoothly.
"Sun thief, are you so meow?"
"Damn, dare to scold Lao Tzu, there is a kind of saying who are you, I will blow up your Weibo every minute. ”
"I'm Yu Shanchuan, afraid of you bird?"
After Yu Shanchuan finished speaking, he listened to the opposite side of the phone, and an arrogant voice shouted: "Brothers, stop for a while, contact everyone first, and blow up a bastard named Yu Shanchuan's Weibo for me, explode to death, meow, dare to call Lao Tzu, let him remember it for a long time......
Big brother, don't contact me, that bastard's Weibo, we're exploding, it's cool to scold, hehe.
There's something strange about this, so you can wait a minute. ”
When Yu Shanchuan heard this, his stomach was about to explode, this water army was too unprofessional and disrespectful, I paid them to invite them, they actually made a mistake and directly began to explode me, this scolding is more than I have been scolded in my life.
"Sun thief, figure it out this time, I just transferred money to you, it's 30,000 yuan! ”
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Recently, I have been scolding a lot, and I have a habit of acting as soon as I come up. What, didn't you entrust to scold that Yu Shanchuan?"
"Fuck your uncle, I'm Yu Shanchuan, you hurry up and stop me, then refund my money, I'll find a professional." ”
"Don't mind, in this area of Sijiu City, the brothers are the most professional. You have also seen that who can compare with the speed of this action? Of course, if you scold the wrong one, it is considered a mistake in arrangement, you forgive me. We are also talking about credit, buddy will compensate you for this matter, and we will calculate the amount according to double the amount you entrust, okay?"
"Well, that's fine. ”
"Okay, I'll get them to start praising you right away, this time. ”
"Yes, hold it in the mountains and rivers and scold the sketch. ”
"Who's the sketch?"
"The picture at the end of my article is the one that is so black that I can't see clearly. ”
"Received, don't worry, I'll hang up first. ”
"Don't, don't hang up, you have to help me delete the more than 1,000 posts that scolded me earlier. ”
"No problem, you send me the management account, and I'll take care of it. Our buddies are angry, and they have always been in charge of killing and burying ......"
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The gorgeous Liu Qing is Liu Kai's father, looking at his son with an angry face, he is helpless. If you want to report recovery, I'm afraid that you won't have a chance. People don't come to Huamei at all, do you still want Yida to listen to your suppression of Su Tuo? This is simply wishful thinking, Yida has always treated Su Tuo as a treasure, how can it be suppressed.
"Kaizi, okay, you weren't beaten by Su Tuo, forget it. ”
"No, he almost opened the scoop, if I don't help to take revenge on this matter, how will I serve the public in the future?"
"I said you're fat, you're still panting? What a little broken child, still serving the public, while playing. ”
"You don't care, I'll figure it out by myself, I can't make those two dirt buns proud. After finishing speaking, Liu Kai left with a snort.
Liu Qing couldn't say it, so he had to suppress it first. Pick up the teacup on the coffee table, take a deep sip, and lean back against the back of the couch. I took out my phone and clicked it a few times.
"Huh, what kind of moth is out of this product in the mountains and rivers. ”
Yu Shanchuan is a little famous in the calligraphy and painting industry in the capital, of course it is not a good reputation, this guy used to be a gangster, formerly known as Yu Mao. Later, I didn't know how to go to an art school to study Chinese painting. In the future, let alone selling paintings after graduation, I can't even find a job, so I have to become a monk. But this guy really can't let go of his mortal heart, it is said that after being a Zhishang for a morning, he fell in love with 6 female benefactors of incense. Frightened, the old monk beat him out overnight.
What no one expected was that Yu Mao actually met a famous anchor, and the two had a close relationship. Later, at the recommendation of the anchor, he did a few episodes of the TV station and became famous. Later, I didn't know how to get into the Beijing Painting Academy, and in the past few years, the fame has been very high, and Runge has also risen all the way, and the name has been changed to Yu Shanchuan.
Regarding the change of name, it is said that Yu Shanchuan's father also made a special trip to the capital and beat him up, saying that he could rely on the name Yu Mao to support him. If it changes, it is destined to be miserable for a lifetime, Yu Shanchuan doesn't believe it at all, this Runge also got up, and as soon as he bought two paintings casually, he would spend the money in the account. These are the results of their own efforts, and it's a trivial matter?
Liu Qing saw that Yu Shanchuan's blog post was actually on the list, full of contempt, this guy must have used shady means to hype, this matter is commonplace for Shanchuan. After the curious Liu Qing clicked in, he roughly browsed the content, and when the gourd diagram appeared on the screen.
"Damn!" Liu Qing jumped up from the sofa and shouted heedlessly: "It's too shameless, it's too shameless." blatantly bought paintings and stolen paintings, and dared to submit and apply for the Ministry of Culture's achievement award, I want to expose this old girl. ”
The screen continued to slide down, and a blurry sketch appeared, Liu Qing had never looked down on Western paintings, and skipped them directly. Then it was all about the reply of the mountains and rivers, and it was said that the mountains and rivers would become a bodhisattva who saved the suffering. Liu Qing suddenly lost interest, his fingers slid quickly, and the screen was quickly scrolled.
"This is?" Liu Qing's fingers stopped, read a few replies carefully, and then dragged the screen back, returned to the sketch, looked at it carefully for a while, and found that he still couldn't understand anything. But he smiled and said to himself: "Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared." ”