At eight o'clock in the evening, Liu Yan came back with a tired and heavy heart. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

He stood at the door and hesitated for a moment before taking out the key to open the door.

"I'm back. ”

Mai Xiaoyu said hello without raising his head, watching TV boringly while roasting the small sun electric heater.

"Hmm. ”

Liu Yan responded mechanically, and poked there after closing the door, not standing, nor sitting, very cramped...... I'm cramped in my own home, and I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

There was no movement in the middle of the sound, and Mai Xiaoyu turned his head: "Won't you change your clothes when you come back?"

Change of clothes?

Liu Yan subconsciously wanted to protect her neckline.

If it is normal, when she gets home, Liu Yan will definitely take off her heavy coat and change into a comfortable and warm sweater.

How comfortable is it at home?

But today, she didn't dare.

Because she had a man in her house, a strong man, and her figure was ......

"I'm a little cold, I don't need to change it. ”

"Whatever you want. Mai Xiaoyu knew that she was still a little scared, and she didn't break it, "Have you eaten it?"

"Eat, eat. ”

"Is it necessary? You have to lie to me about such a trivial thing as eating?"

"I really ate it. ”

"Your lipstick doesn't have flowers, and it's not new, okay?"

What kind of man is this!

Liu Yan was desperate and found that she had almost no secrets in front of Mai Xiaoyu, and any lies would be seen through by the other party at a glance.

So, she found the usual excuse for girls: "I lost weight." ”

"Haha, the reason is strong. Mai Xiaoyu smiled, "Okay, if you don't want to eat, you're hungry, but I haven't eaten dinner yet, help me make a call to order takeout...... Don't look like that, I don't treat you as a servant, it's just that I don't know your phone number for this area. ”

As he spoke, Mai Xiaoyu pointed to his panda eyes again: "You also saw it, how can I go out to meet people with this appearance?"

That's just as well.

Liu Yan nodded and picked up the phone: "What do you want to eat?" fried cake or fried rice?"

Mai Xiaoyu: "...... Isn't there anything else besides these two?"

"There is also fried noodles, but the fried noodles are too salty and not delicious. ”

Mai Xiaoyu was completely speechless: "I am a wounded man, and I need to supplement my nutrition during my recuperation, even if I eat noodles, I have to eat old Yanjing fried noodles." Find a better restaurant and ask for a few hot dishes and a few servings of rice. ”

"It's too expensive......"

"What's too expensive?" Mai Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment before reacting, "You call the phone, and I'll tell them the rest." You don't have to worry about money, I'm a man, I won't eat you and live with you...... Uh, bother you for a few days and I'll pay for it. ”

Liu Yan took out a business card from her wallet, called it according to the order phone number on it, and handed it to Mai Xiaoyu after connecting.

Mai Xiaoyu ordered two meat, two vegetarian dishes, three servings of rice, and finally asked for a West Lake beef soup, and then reported the address.

In less than half an hour, the hotel waiter delivered the food to the door.

"Brother, a total of eighty-eight. ”

Mai Xiaoyu took out a hundred-yuan bill from his handbag, and the waiter was in trouble: "Brother, do you have change?"

"More is a tip. ”

"Thank you, brother. ”

The waiter smiled, said several words of thanks, and left happily.

The aroma of food wafted into her nose, and Liu Yan's stomach instinctively screamed a few times, which was heard by Mai Xiaoyu.

"Let's eat it in one piece, I can't eat it alone, it's a pity to throw it away. ”

Liu Yan shook her head wryly, turned around and poured hot water.

"You've already drunk five glasses of water, can you fight hunger?" Mai Xiaoyu joked, "Besides, you're full, if I do something bad to you at night, you also have the strength to resist and call for help, right?"

This joke gave Liu Yan a step to step down.

She no longer insisted, sat opposite Mai Xiaoyu, and ate together.

"Help me change the plaster on my back later, and the wound, see if I need to apply some more medicine and re-bandage it." ”

"Good. You should not eat onions, garlic, seafood and mutton, these are hair products, which are not conducive to wound healing. ”

"Well, I know. ”

During the meal, the two were calm and had a simple exchange.

Halfway through the meal, there was a sudden knock at the door.

There was a loud knock on the door, and a woman shouted loudly: "Surnamed Liu, open the door!"

Who, so rude.

Mai Xiaoyu frowned slightly, but Liu Yan was extremely nervous.

She held the food in her mouth, put her index finger on the side of her mouth and gestured "shhh", she didn't dare to come out, and looked nervously at the door.

Bang bang bang!

The knocking continued, quickly turning into a slamming door.

The woman's voice is getting louder.

"Open the door!"

"Open the door!"

"Hurry up and open the door!"

"Don't hide, there's a light in your house!"

"I know you're hiding inside!"

"I said everything about the takeaway just now, and it was delivered to your family!"

"Hurry up and open the door for the old lady!"

Mai Xiaoyu looked at Liu Yan in amazement and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Shh

Liu Yan shook her head in a hurry.

However, it was too late.

The middle-aged woman outside the door seemed to hear the voice in the house, and jumped like thunder: "Who is inside?" Ding Youcai, you dead ghost with no conscience, the old lady turned around, and you slipped into the goblin house......

This was so ugly that Liu Yan couldn't bear it anymore and ran over quickly to open the door.

You can't let the woman outside the door continue to talk nonsense, otherwise what if it gets out?

What do the neighbors think of her?

How is she still living here?

"Stinky and shameless little goblin, finally willing to open the door? What about my husband, Ding Youcai, you dead ghost, get out of here!"

The middle-aged woman pushed Liu Yan away and rushed in violently, her short and sturdy figure was like a small tank, clattering across the ground.

Seeing Mai Xiaoyu on the sofa, she was stunned at first, then rummaged through the cabinets in the house, and asked Liu Yan: "What about my husband, where did you hide him?"

"I haven't seen her, he's not with me. ”

"Where else can I go if I don't go here? Shameless little goblin, there is a man in the house who can't satisfy you, so he has to seduce my husband again!"

"I don't have ......"

"What's not, then where did you say my husband went!"

After such a good time, there were already a lot of people standing outside the door watching the excitement, all of whom were tenants renting houses next to them.

"What's the noise?" a middle-aged man walked in from the crowd.

The middle-aged man is the woman's husband, Ding Youcai. He is in his forties, very thin, and has no meat on his body, like a hemp stick.

As soon as she saw him, the middle-aged woman immediately rushed over, grabbed his ear and shouted, "Dead ghost, where did you go?"

"What nonsense, I just came out of the toilet. Ding Youcai grinned in pain, and he didn't dare to resist, "You let go first, so many people are watching." ”

"Look at it, what's so good! A bunch of poor ghosts, if they have the time to watch the excitement, they might as well think more about how to make more money!"

The middle-aged woman is so fierce, and after a snort, the onlookers are scattered like birds and beasts.

Mai Xiaoyu was dumbfounded.

Howling away the onlookers, the middle-aged woman continued to question Ding Youcai: "What did you just say? Am I smiling? Do you dare to say that you didn't hook up with this little goblin?"

"How many times have you told you, don't be suspicious all day. ”

"I'm suspicious, this room has a kitchen and bathroom, the monthly rent is 350, and you rent 280 to this little goblin, dare to say that you two have nothing to do with it!"

"Enough. Mai Xiaoyu couldn't listen to it, "If you want to make a noise at home, don't disturb me eating." ”

"I almost forgot if you didn't say it. The middle-aged woman pointed the finger at Liu Yan again, "What about the rent?

Liu Yan was embarrassed: "I'm a little tight on money these two days, can you give me two days? The day after tomorrow, I will definitely make up the rent the day after tomorrow." ”

"The day after tomorrow?" the middle-aged woman pointed to the food on the table, "I have the money to eat and drink with men, but ......I don't have the money to pay the rent?" Eh!"

Mai Xiaoyu took back the lighter: "In the future, don't point to other people's meals, it's very rude." Also, how much rent does she owe you?"

The charter wife was burned by Mai Xiaoyu with a lighter, and was about to be mad at him, but when she heard the words behind, her eyes lit up: "Last month and this month, a total of five hundred and six, you pay for her?"

"Five Hundred and Sixty ......"

Mai Xiaoyu sneered, picked up his handbag, took out a wad of money from it and put it on the table, as much as seven or eight thousand.

This is Wu Guodong who came over during the day and specially gave him a backup.

"Yo, I didn't expect you to be quite rich. Little goblin, you shouldn't be picking up a rich second generation, right?"

It's no wonder that the charter lady said that. She couldn't tell the authenticity of the brand sportswear on Mai Xiaoyu's body, and Mai Xiaoyu's nose and face were swollen now, she really didn't look like a rich man, but like a little white face who was beaten up for eating soft rice.

Liu Yan's lips squirmed a few times, and the words came to her lips and swallowed back.

Mai Xiaoyu counted out five sheets from the stack of coins and pushed them over.

The charter lady grabbed the front and stuffed it into her pocket, and said dissatisfiedly: "It's not enough, the rent for two months is five hundred and six!"

"She owes you a month's rent, two hundred and eight. Today is the fourteenth, and this month is less than half, one hundred and fourteen. Thirty dollars is enough for utilities or something, right? So, you'll have to get me fifty. ”

"Looking for you fifty?"

"What, don't you want to give?"

"How do you count the second half of the month?"

"Tomorrow on the 15th, exactly half a month, if you don't live, why should I pay you back?"

"Okay, that's what you said. The charter lady took out fifty yuan from her pocket and slapped it on the table, "Little goblin, if you don't leave after tomorrow, don't blame the old lady for driving you out!

The charter woman wanted to leave, but Mai Xiaoyu stopped her: "Wait a minute, fat woman." ”

"What are you calling me?" the charter woman turned angrily.

"Fat woman. You can call her a goblin, why can't I call you a fat woman?"

"You ......"

"Less nonsense. Mai Xiaoyu pointed to the fifty yuan on the table, "This is fake money." ”

"Impossible! You didn't even touch it, how do you know it's fake money?"

"Fat woman, do you want to cheat? Okay, I'll call the police, sue you for using fake money, and let the police arrest you. Article 172 of the Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China stipulates that anyone who knowingly possesses or uses counterfeit currency shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years or short-term detention and/or a fine of not less than 10,000 yuan but not more than 100,000 yuan. Fat woman, you think it through. ”

The proficient legal provisions, the conclusive expression, the sworn tone, and the deliberate omission of the half sentence "the amount is larger" can scare the charter wife a lot.

Ding Youcai was also afraid: "Wife, take a look, whether it's real money or fake money." ”

The charter lady came to her senses, picked up the money and rubbed and touched it and shone it at the light, and checked it for two minutes.

Ding Youcai asked, "Really?"

"I can't see it. ”

Mai Xiaoyu held his mobile phone: "Fat woman, to change or not to change?"

Change!

The charter wife hurriedly took out a handful of money from her pocket, counted out two twenty yuan and one ten yuan and handed them to Mai Xiaoyu.

Mai Xiaoyu took it and checked them one by one.

One look at whether the color of the banknote is uniform, the second is to see whether the color of the number at the foot changes, the third is to see whether there are hidden numbers in the side pattern, the fourth is to see whether the metal line in the banknote is complete, the fifth is to see whether there is a watermark pattern in the blank, and the sixth is to see if the blind spot in the lower right corner is uneven......

The posture was called a professional, and the bluffing Ding Youcai couple were stunned for a moment, and became more and more suspicious that their fifty was a counterfeit coin.

A few minutes later, Mai Xiaoyu finished the examination.

"Fat woman, count you as acquaintances. If you dare to fool me with fake money again, I will definitely call the police and arrest you. . ”

Ding Youcai and his wife were relieved, especially the charter wife, who no longer had the previous arrogance and left in a hurry.

As soon as he went out, he heard Ding Youcai ask, "How did you collect the money?

"I've always been very careful with my money, and I've checked more than 50 dollars with a money detector...... Did you use fake money to drop your bag, steal the old lady's money, and go to the shampoo room in the east of the village to find the young lady!"

"You are unreasonable!"

"I can't be reasonable? Ding Youcai, Ding Youcai, what kind of thing are you, don't you know? Last month, you peeked at other people's big girls taking a bath...... What are you running, are you a thief? Stop for the old lady, see if the old lady catches you and can't kill you......"

The couple's voices became farther and farther away, and after a while, there was a crackling sound in the yard downstairs, causing the dogs in the yard to bark incessantly, and the surrounding dogs also began to bark.

Hearing the sound outside, the corners of Mai Xiaoyu's mouth curled slightly. took a puff of cigarette and silently looked at Liu Yan, who was eating on the other side.

"The dishes are cold. Mai Xiaoyu said.

Liu Yan was silent and ate in a big gulp.

"What kind of work do you do? I see that your cosmetics and clothes are okay, why can't you even get two or three hundred yuan?"

Liu Yan hesitated for a moment and said, "It's all together." I went to the car wash this morning, and the car wash charged me 13 ......."

"One hundred and thirteen? You've been slaughtered. Alas, you're pathetic enough to talk about it. Mai Xiaoyu sighed, "I found that you are quite strong, from last night to now, you have experienced so many things, and you have not shed a single tear." ”

"Crying, does it work?"

Mai Xiaoyu gave a thumbs up: "Well said." ”

Yoo Yan stopped talking and continued to eat.

There are fewer and fewer meals on the plate, but Yoo Yeon is still eating.

Even though I hiccuped several times, I didn't put down my chopsticks.

Mai Xiaoyu was puzzled: "Just eat enough, there's no need to eat it all." ”

Liu Yan put down her chopsticks to drink water and asked, "The fifty yuan just now is real, right?"

Mai Xiaoyu nodded.

"Then why are you ......?"

"No, she's too arrogant, I can't get used to it, so by the way, I call her a few 'fat woman'. ”

Liu Yan stopped talking, picked up the chopsticks again, ate the dishes on the plate, ate all the rice, and then drank the water in a big gulp.

After drinking a few large glasses of water, she suddenly covered her mouth and ran into the bathroom.

"Vomit—"

In the bathroom, the sound of vomiting lasted for a while, followed by the sound of flushing, then the sound of running water washing face, gargling, and brushing teeth.

When Liu Yan came out of the bathroom, Mai Xiaoyu asked, "What do you want to do?"

Liu Yan walked up to Mai Xiaoyu: "This is the fullest I have eaten since I came to Yanjing." ”

"And then?"

Then, start undressing...... (To be continued.) )