Three hundred and one, the local land lord

Follow Xiao Hei through the mountains and mountains to the top of the back mountain, this time Xiao Hei ignored me at all, and disappeared through the bushes alone, and he was not afraid that I would not be able to keep up with him.

Hey, my temper tantrum!

You won't let me keep up, I'm going to keep up!

I exerted my strength, and I followed Xiao Hei's footsteps through the bushes, don't you say, Xiao Hei is really a good hand at walking in the mountains, and he can't see his figure in the blink of an eye.

"Holy!"

After walking for a while, I finally couldn't help but stop, and I could make out the scene by the faint moonlight overhead, but I was stunned after just one look.

Damn, I'm lost!

Can you get lost when you go up the back mountain?

Anyway, this is the second time I've come to Houshan, and I'm not a road idiot, how can I get lost?

"Little Black ......!"

I didn't even think about it, I shouted at the top of my voice.

"Little Black...... Black...... Black ......"

"Black ...... Black ......"

"Black ......"

There was an echo in the mountains.

When I heard this, I was stunned again.

Damn, the trees on the mountain behind this are dense, except for the chirping of insects and birds, and the objects that absorb sound are everywhere, how can there be an echo?

I really failed physics in junior high school!

"Little Black...... Where are you ......?" I continued to shout.

"Black ...... Where are you ......?"

"Where are you ......?"

"Where ......"

There was another echo around them.

"Uh......"

Listening to the echo in my ears, I was speechless.

Damn, this makes it clear that he doesn't plan for me to meet the person who asked me out!

Since you won't let me see it, I'll just go down the mountain.

Thinking of this, I didn't bother to look for Xiao Hei again, feeling the slope of the back mountain according to the position I was in, and then turned around and walked in the direction that it felt like it was the bottom of the mountain.

Anyway, the note only said that I was asked to meet in the back mountain, and it didn't say that there would be any punishment if I didn't meet, besides, who am I, even if I have a punishment, why should I be afraid?

The thought of this made me feel so good that I whistled and headed straight down the mountain.

But before I could take a few steps, I felt something was wrong.

Belch...... Why do I feel like I'm going up the hill in every direction?

God, are you playing with me?

Undeterred, I changed directions a few times in a row, but before I could take a few steps, I felt a little struggling because every direction was uphill.

I was depressed.

Damn, I'm not going to fall into the pit, am I?

"Blackie...... are you there......" I shouted anxiously.

"Are you black......?"

"Are you there......?"

"......?"

There was another echo around them.

I suddenly sweated when I heard the sound, and said to myself depressedly: "Damn, if only there was a mountain god or a land lord here, I could also ask for directions." "With that, I sat down on the ground.

'Kiln ......'

I was startled when I heard the sound of footsteps, and I turned my head to look around with a wary face, but before I could see anything, an old voice with a smile suddenly came.

"Are you calling me?"

"Who?" I hurriedly got up, looking warily at the darkness around me, "Who's talking?"

"Didn't you want to ask me for directions?" the voice said again.

"Asking for directions?" I was stunned, and I couldn't help but feel guilty in my heart.

Someone I asked for directions in this wild country, and besides, I didn't seem to say I wanted to ask for directions.

Belch......

I couldn't help but be stunned when I thought about it.

Damn, just now I seemed to be talking to myself that I wanted to ask the mountain god or the land lord for directions, did you say...... Is this voice the god of the mountain or the lord of the earth?

"Are you...... The mountain god of the back mountain?" I asked as soon as I opened my mouth to think of this.

"Hehe, I'm not the mountain god here, the mountain god of this mountain has long since ceased to exist!" the voice said with a smile.

"Then you are...... Lord Land?" I asked again.

"Hehe, the old decay is the land here!" the voice replied slowly, and as soon as the words fell, I remembered the sound of footsteps, and I turned my head to look at the sound, only to see an old man slowly appear behind me.

The old man looked waist-tall to me, dressed in a shabby costume, with a man's hat on his head, and a rotten twig in his hand, and what left me speechless the most was that his face crisscrossed me, looking at me with a look that I didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

"You are...... "I asked, tilting my head at him.

"Exactly. The old man smiled and nodded.

When I heard this, I immediately sweated.

Damn, this old man is much worse than the land lord at the door of the Yuelai Inn, just this outfit, and this temperament, throwing it in the crowd will make people feel cold.

"Uh...... May I ask, how do you know I'm looking for you?" I asked, curiously looking at the frustrated old man in front of me.

The old man frowned slightly when he heard this, "The old man doesn't know either." ”

"You don't know?"

"The old man was sitting at home dozing off, and suddenly I felt that someone was calling me, so I showed up, and as soon as I appeared, I heard you say that you wanted to find a mountain god or a land lord to ask for directions, so I walked out. ”

I almost fell.

Holy, that's okay?

So why couldn't I even call a dog before?

Belch...... I'm sorry, but I didn't mean to test the old man.

The old man in front of me seemed to see the doubts in my heart, looked at me with a smile and said, "Although the old man doesn't know why he was summoned, I feel a little bit of immortal fate from you. ”

"Immortal Yuan?" I was stunned.

Damn, it's not because I said hello to Old Chen Tou'er before, so I have any senile gas on my body, right?

In other words, if you really talk about the people above, there are only this old Chen Touer and the previous land master.

Forget it, now is not the time to pursue this matter, I just want to go down the mountain to the hotel to take a hot shower, and then sleep comfortably.

"What's that...... Uncle, do you know how to go down the mountain?" I asked casually, shaking my head.

"You're going down the mountain?" asked the old man, looking at me.

"Of course!" I nodded, "I have to go home, if I don't go down the mountain, where will I sleep tonight?"

When the old man heard my words, his brows furrowed.

"What's wrong, uncle, are you constipated?" I asked casually.

The old man looked at me seriously and said, "The old man has long stopped eating the fireworks of the world, so how can he be constipated?"

"Uh......" I was speechless.

Please, uncle, I'm just joking with you, why are you still serious?

"Uncle, you showed me the way, how should I go down the mountain?" I asked, not continuing to joke with him, looking at him.

"......?" the old man looked embarrassed.

"Uncle, ...... you again?" I was habitually ready to joke when I saw this, but before I could say it, I swallowed it back.

If I say the word 'constipation' again, what if this frustrated old man replies to me seriously?

It's all to blame that he doesn't have a sense of humor at all.

I tilted my head to look at him, waiting for him to show me the way.

The old man frowned slightly, turned around and looked behind him, looked at the dark bushes around him, turned to me and whispered mysteriously, "I can't show you the way!"

"Why?" I looked at him strangely.

"Because...... The old man looked at me with an embarrassed face and said helplessly: "...... I'm lost too!"