From the moment Zhou Ying stood up suddenly, Yang Yi was stunned, his face was mixed with panic, helplessness, and stunned, and a variety of emotions froze at this moment. Who's husky can pretend to be dead for a minute, and they can't even breathe?

Yang Yi was shouting in his heart, what kind of dog do I have!

Looking at her own stupid dog in front of her, that cheerful look seemed to be mocking, if she was not mistaken, she saw a smile on her stupid dog's face just now, and the corners of her mouth were grinning to the root of her ears.

For the time being, I don't care how my stupid dog learned to perform, Yang Yi is very angry now, she was actually tricked by her own stupid dog, this is a great shame, her anger value is soaring, her eyes are full of anger, and she said in a calm voice, "Yang Xiaoxi!

Zhou Ying has learned that the husky raised by Yang Yi is named Yang Xiaoxi, nicknamed Xixi, and has an English name, called melon (Mellon), which is the English pronunciation of watermelon.

Under normal circumstances, when Yang Yi shouts Yang Xiaoxi, it is a time of extreme emotional fluctuations, indicating that a bloody storm is about to begin.

Sure enough...

"Yang Xiaoxi, I can't beat you to death!" Yang Yi rolled the script in his hand into a cylinder, and he wanted to implement the family law again, and the hostess could not lose face.

As a husky with an intelligent human soul, Zhou Ying knows how to weigh the pros and cons, and also knows how to play to her strengths. Judging from just now, this stupid girl has quite deep feelings for herself, otherwise she wouldn't have been in a hurry to shed tears just now. The ancients had clouds, knew themselves and knew their opponents, and were invincible, so as a domestic pet, they must learn three skills, playing cheap and cute, plus invincible licking.

In order to survive, Zhou Ying felt that it was helpless to sell his dignity occasionally, besides, dignity is hidden in his heart, and the appearance is just floating clouds.

The so-called, playing cheap and cute, Zhou Ying gritted his teeth and could still bear it, as for the necessary magic skill in the dog world, licking, it would be too much. Even if the hostess is beautiful, even if she has thoughts in her heart, she must refrain from sticking out her tongue, and she must always remember that she is a human being.

Zhou Ying figured it out, escaping can't solve the problem, and preemptively striking is the right choice.

At the moment before Yang Yi's attack, Zhou Ying did not run away as he imagined, but fearlessly rushed to the enemy's position, he was lying on the ground and crawling forward, this action was learned in the movie, expressing flattery, and at the same time not forgetting to wag his tail. Of course, the most important thing is the expression, to be very pitiful, to be aggrieved.

Sure enough, the results were impressive. Yang Yi was obviously stunned, maybe he was amused by his stupid dog's behavior, and the corners of his mouth were smiling, but he still said with a straight face, "Yang Xiaoxi, don't give me this set, Ma Ma is very angry now, do you know that your behavior is very bad... But for the sake of your admitting mistakes, I am very relieved, this time forget it, but not the next example..."

Zhou Ying despised it in his heart, didn't he just want to find a step for himself, I gave this step.

After this matter was revealed, Yang Yi planned to investigate her stupid dog's behavior, she stared at Zhou Ying seriously, and looked him up and down, even under his crotch.

Zhou Ying's face turned red, this is simply a female hooligan, shameless. It seems that it is time to get dressed, otherwise he will always have the feeling that he is running naked.

Yang Yi didn't care so much, and said to himself, "You guy has never been like this before, is it a mutation?

Removing the messy thoughts in his mind, Yang Yi had a flash of inspiration, patted Zhou Ying's head, and said with a smile, "Xixi, little Xixi, let's play a game." ”

Zhou Ying glanced at her, feeling that she had some ill intentions.

A hint of cunning flashed in Yang Yi's eyes, and he said, "Xixi, let's act together for a while, you cooperate with me, and then I will record it with a video." ”

"The general plot is like this..."Yang Yimei explained with a fluttering color.

Zhou Ying didn't do it, the performance just now was completely improvised, it was out of interest, and now that the heat has passed, naturally I can't raise my interest, besides, your plot completely played me as a retarded person, so I won't do it!

Seeing that his stupid dog didn't bird himself, Yang Yi smiled and said, "Xixi, I'm going to go out for a big meal later, there are a lot of delicious food, if you cooperate with me in acting, I'll take you along, otherwise... You are alone and lonely!"

What the?

Zhou Ying was furious, this black-hearted master actually threatened him with food and freedom, it was so bad that he was at home. Sure enough, the beautiful appearance is all an illusion. The heart of the black belly is the truth.

To be honest, if Zhou Ying is allowed to write novels and cook food at home, he will not be bored at home for a day, but now he can't do these things, he can't do anything, although he plans to cultivate the joy of reading books now, but in the lonely night, that kind of lonely reading can't be saved.

The main reason is that the bowl of noodles just now was not full, and Zhou Ying wanted to go out for a full meal.

Zhou Ying gave in and snorted twice, looking very reluctant.

Yang Yi smiled triumphantly and grinned, "That's good, my little Xixi." ”

Zhou Ying reflexively looked down at his crotch, and he wanted to refute it, but he had no confidence.

The show begins.

Yang Yi took the mobile phone, turned on the recording function, pointed the camera at Zhou Ying, and said, "One, two, three, action!"

The plot begins. Yang Yi made a pistol posture with his right hand, and said coldly, "Yang Xiaoxi, you demon, I finally caught you today, and I won't catch you yet." ”

Zhou Ying felt that her hostess was like a mentally retarded, but she had no choice, so she still had to cooperate with the performance. He was standing there, snapped, lay on the ground, and whined twice, the interpretation of these two sounds was: Don't kill me, please let go!

Yang Yi said again, "You demon, you are extremely evil, and you want me to let you go, I want to do it! Don't think about it! Dream! Today I want to destroy your demon on behalf of the moon, go die!"

"Bang! the first shot hit you in the leg!" Yang Yi shook his hand and said.

Zhou Ying's body trembled violently, and he kept screaming, which means: Ah, it hurts me to death! Of course, doing a full set of acts, but he only injured his hind legs, he had to make a gesture of panic retreat, and his legs would also limp.

Yang Yi shook his hand again and said, "Bang! The second shot hit you in the stomach!"

Zhou Ying, who was about to escape, fell to the ground again, this time he couldn't move, he was shot in the stomach, blood was pouring and puffing, his life was gradually fading, and a weak moan represented his pain and imminent death.

"Bang! The third shot hit the door of the head!"

Zhou Ying is completely GG.

This is not over, Yang Yi said, "Stay dead for 10 seconds." ”

Zhou Ying held his breath and played a dead corpse.

Yang Yi is counting down: "1, 2, 3, 4... 8，9，10...”

"Bingo, the show is over. ”

Zhou Ying stood up suddenly, and complained inwardly: Damn, this mentally retarded plot is finally over. It's a great misfortune to have a strange owner on the stall!