Chapter 47: Let's take a picture of the two of you first
Forty-seven, take a picture of the two of you first
When I knocked on the door, there was a quick response, and a high-pitched, shrill voice asked aloud, "Who's ......?" ”
"It's me, Xia Xiaojian!" I hurriedly responded. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Xia Xiaojian? Who is Xia Xiaojian? I don't know ......! There was impatience in the shrill voice.
"Don't......, Brother Wang, I'm Xia Xiaojian, Xiaojian, we know each other!" As soon as I heard his voice, I hurriedly explained.
"Little sword......?" There was a hint of confusion in the shrill voice, and the sound of the footsteps was so close and far that even if you couldn't see him, you could guess that he was coming.
'Squeak......'
The door slowly opened, and a thin figure appeared in front of the door, the head of the sharp-beaked monkey looked at the three of us, and finally fell on me, "Are you Xia Xiaojian......?" ”
"It's me, it's my ......!" I nodded busily, and said with a smile: "Brother Wang, don't you remember me?" I'm Xiaojian, ......! ”
"Little sword......?" The other party frowned slightly as if he was recalling something, and after a while he looked at me and said, "Oh, Xiaojian, it turned out to be you, I haven't seen you for so many years, and you've changed a lot!" ”
"Hey, hey, hey......, Brother Wang, you have a good memory!"
Brother Wang looked at me, a pair of clever little eyes scanned Li Li and Li Yuanba behind me, looked at me and asked suspiciously, "Xiaojian, who are they?" ”
"They're my friends!" I replied with a smile, "Brother Wang, I came here today just for their business, I have something to ask you for help?" ”
"Looking for my help?" Brother Wang's small eyes continued to scan Li Li and Li Yuanba, and they stared at me for a long time before they looked at me and said, "What are you looking for me to help you with?" ”
"Hey, hey, hey......, Brother Wang, my friends, I don't have all the documents on my body, I want to ask you for a favor......!" I looked at him with a smile and continued, "But don't worry, I won't let you suffer!" ”
"Little sword, I won't do this for a long time!" Brother Wang smiled evilly, looked at me and said quietly.
I was stunned, and for a moment I couldn't guess whether what he said was true or not.
Brother Wang restrained the smile on the corner of his mouth, looked at me quietly, and after a while, he turned around and walked into the room, saying as he walked, "Come in!" ”
I was stunned again, what did he mean by that? Could it be that he ...... Promised?
"Aren't you coming in yet?" Brother Wang seemed to sense my hesitation, and said a word without replying.
"Enter...... Enter....... I nodded again and hurriedly pulled Li Li and Li Yuanba into the room.
The room was cluttered, it looked a little dirty and dilapidated, Brother Wang didn't look back and took us into a room that was still bright, as soon as I walked into the room, I saw a working printing press, the low roar seemed to have been specially treated, it didn't sound too noisy.
"Brother Wang, ...... this?" I looked at the machine in front of me suspiciously, and asked hesitantly.
"Hehehe...... little sword!" Brother Wang's laughter sounded a little weird and harsh, he patted me on the shoulder as he spoke, "Now the certification is all about high technology, not only to pay attention to the real thing, but also to ensure the satisfaction of customers, this thing is brought by a buddy from abroad, and the certificate is efficient and fast!" ”
"Efficient? Shortcut? I looked up and down at what looked like a chassis-sized machine in front of me, and I couldn't help but feel a pang of admiration.
"What is this?" Li Yuanba, who was behind him, said that he was about to step forward with his feet raised.
"You come back to me!" I grabbed him and glared at him.
Li Yuanba looked at me unconvinced, I didn't bother to pay attention to him anymore, and turned my head to look at the machine again.
I'm tired, even the fake certificate has been high-tech these years, and I still guard the Yuelai Inn handed over to me by the old Chen Tou'er to teach these idiots how to use the flush toilet, this is too different, right? No, I have to give Yuelai Inn a bit of high-tech in Ming'er, otherwise I'll be exhausted to death!
"Xiaojian, what did you just say ......about the certificate?" Brother Wang looked at me with an evil smile, and his eyes once again looked at Li Li and Li Yuanba behind me.
Seeing this, I hurriedly laughed and said, "What's that...... Brother Wang, these two people are my relatives from afar, this is my second cousin, this is my little nephew, they just came and didn't understand anything, they didn't even bring their ID cards when they went out, it was not easy for them to come and go, Brother Wang, you see...... Can you get them two ID cards in case of emergency? ”
"Xiaojian, if you want to say that you want to get another certificate, I won't say anything? But you said that you want to get them ID cards, do you know that the identity information is networked all over the country, and even if I can do it, it will be found out! Brother Wang looked at me playfully and said.
"Brother Wang, look at what you said, who are you?" I looked at him with a smile and said complimentarily: "Brother Wang, I have seen all the certificates you have handled, I dare not say that it is true, and it is definitely not something that ordinary people can see, you can rest assured, your certificate is only for emergencies, and I will send their ID cards to the family when I go back, and the fake cards will be destroyed immediately, and they will definitely not affect you!" ”
"Trouble me? Hum! Brother Wang glanced at Li Li with slanted eyes, snorted coldly and said, "In this city, no one has affected me because of the matter of applying for a certificate!" ”
"That's that!" I nodded.
"Tell me, name, age, home address, if you remember the ID number, that's the best!" Brother Wang squinted at Li Li and Li Yuanba, and asked neatly.
"What's that...... Brother Wang, my second cousin, there is a problem here...... Listening to his words, I hurriedly stepped forward and said with a smile, raising my hand and pointing to my head as I spoke, "He remembers what his name is, how old he is, and he can't remember the rest!" ”
"Cut!" Brother Wang pursed his lips, and said coldly in a sharp voice: "Countrymen really haven't seen the world!" ”
"Who you say hasn't seen the world?" Li Li stared at him and suddenly asked in a cold voice.
"What's the matter? Say you're not happy with the countrymen? "Brother Wang and I didn't expect Li Li to talk, but Brother Wang reacted quickly, squinting at Li Li and asking rhetorically.
"Li Li......!" I glared at Li Li fiercely, turned to look at Brother Wang, and said with a smile: "Brother Wang, don't be angry, my second cousin has a tendon, sometimes he can't turn a corner, don't be angry!" As she spoke, she glared at him fiercely.
Li Li didn't speak, staring at Brother Wang, I could feel his murderous aura from his eyes, as if he was stabbing at Brother Wang like two sharp knives.
Brother Wang also seemed to feel his murderous aura, pursed his lips disdainfully and didn't continue to pay attention to him, turned around and walked to the side of the machine.
I leaned over to Li Li, lowered my voice and said fiercely: "We're begging for help now, it's not like just shut up if I'm arrested!" ”
Li Li glanced at me coldly and didn't speak.
"Come on, I'll take a picture of both of them first!" Brother Wang said suddenly.
"Okay, Brother Wang!" I nodded, raised my hand and pointed to a chair next to the wall and said, "Li Li, you go over first and take pictures!" ”
Although I can see that Li Li doesn't quite understand what 'taking pictures' means? However, with his character, he stubbornly walked to the chair and sat down.