Chapter 2 The Buddha said, don't say
Zhou Ying saw that this stupid girl was about to move seriously, so she hurriedly ran away. So, one man and one dog, you chased me and fled, from the living room to the bedroom, and then from the bedroom to the kitchen, no corner was spared.
With his flexible posture and superb positioning, Zhou Ying defused all the attacks one by one, no matter how Yang Yi contained, it was useless. As a husky with a human soul, he successfully played with his hostess between applause.
Yang Yi stopped tiredly, pinching his waist with both hands, panting, his stupid dog is really skinny today, it is simply hormones, it can't be that he saw a little in heat, right? Thinking about it this way, there is really such a possibility.
If Zhou Ying knew about her thoughts, she would probably be angry and overturn the house.
At this time, Zhou Ying tilted her head to look at her, as if to say, come and chase me, if you can catch me, I will let you... Hit the board!
Yang Yi was so tired that she couldn't catch up, she was secretly annoyed, the more her stupid dog competed with it, the more excited it became, so she shouldn't ignore it, lock it up for three days, don't give it food, see if it's still well-behaved?
Right! Just do it! Wrongdoing must be punished, and the family law must be enforced, otherwise where will her mistress lose face?
Thinking of this, Yang Yi laughed out loud, as if he had seen the tragic picture of his stupid dog wagging his tail and begging for mercy.
Zhou Ying was a little dazed, so dignified, how could this stupid girl laugh like a neurotic, could it be that she forgot to take medicine?
Yang Yi ignored it anymore and began to clean up the house, the room was so messy, but it would take a lot of effort.
Zhou Ying got bored, and when he saw Yang Yi working hard to clean up the house that he had ruined, he suddenly felt very embarrassed in his heart, after all, this was his masterpiece.
Speaking of which, Zhou Ying feels that he is a very stable person, and others evaluate him as well, of course, this is all when he was a human being, and the word human is inexplicably sad to think about.
Zhou Ying is a fiction writer and a chef who loves food, and is a food blogger with more than 200,000 followers on Weibo. My daily job is to write words, cook food, and live a fulfilling life.
I don't know what sins I created in my previous life, my good life was shattered by a car accident, and I became a dog, anyone will go crazy, and no matter how calm people are, they will become mentally ill.
Fortunately, Zhou Ying is an optimistic person and does not feel sorry for himself. He is an atheist, but he believes in cause and effect, and since it is a fate that cannot be escaped, then face it positively. Maybe this is some kind of test from God, maybe he has another day to become an adult. Hope and wait for a miracle.
Zhou Ying's mood was much calmer, he couldn't help clean up the house, so he simply squatted on the ground, but he was really not used to this position, so he walked to the sofa and lay there quietly.
Only now did Zhou Ying seriously look at the silly girl in front of her, with long hair, light makeup, a beautiful and refined face revealing ruddy, long eyelashes trembling slightly, and a smooth neck like mutton fat white jade.
Yang Yi's typical oriental beauty, pure natural and pollution-free, can be described as a clear stream in this era of Internet celebrity faces.
Zhou Ying got some comfort in her heart, a beautiful hostess is always better than a big man.
After nearly two hours of tidying up, the room finally returned to its original state, and Yang Yi was not lightly tossed, his tired bones were about to fall apart, and he was really sad to see Zhou Ying lying comfortably on the sofa. She sat next to Zhou Ying, stretched out her right hand to wrap around Zhou Ying's neck, rubbed her left hand on his head, and then slapped it lightly, complaining, "It's all your little soul who is making trouble, I tell you, you don't want to rely on Ma Ma to pet you, you can do nonsense, next time you dare to do this, I will give you away, I don't want you, you know?" ”
“......”
Zhou Ying is a good young man in society who has the courage to admit his mistakes, this destruction is indeed caused by him, in the face of the education of the beautiful host, he should have accepted it with an open mind, but this is hugging and rubbing, and it is a little soul, and he claims to be numb, which is really annoying.
wanted to break free, but Zhou Ying still held back, this is not because the hostess's arms are fragrant and soft, it can be regarded as giving her a face, but it is not an example.
Zhou Ying snorted and squeezed into Yang Yi's arms, just to express his intimacy with the master, and the verbal expression was that the baby would be very well-behaved in the future, and there would be no next time.
It's too tiring to be a man. It's not easy to be a dog.
Yang Yi is very satisfied, it seems that she is afraid that her mother will not want it, so she will threaten it with this in the future, and see that it is still dishonest.
"Uh-huh... I'm sweating, I'm going to take a shower first, you stay here honestly! Yang Yi issued a warning to prevent it from wreaking havoc, so he immediately ignored it and went to the bedroom.
When Zhou Ying heard the word bath, he suddenly remembered something, and he was lying on the sofa and sat up suddenly.
Don't think crookedly, Zhou Ying is a pure person, and it is not that he has evil thoughts and wants to see the hostess take a bath, but he thinks of a terrible fact.
Zhou Ying is very fond of pets, and among all pets, he also likes dogs the most, because dogs are loyal, simple-minded, and never betray.
Although he likes dogs, he never raises them, because he can't stand the body odor of dogs, and the reason for hair loss, makes the room full of hair, and has to be cleaned every day.
He hadn't even noticed the problem just now, and he didn't think about it until he heard about the bath. Zhou Ying's sense of smell is now more sensitive, and no smell can escape his nose, but now he does have a smell on his body, which makes him a little nauseous and nauseous, he also picked up his two front paws, sighed, and found that he still has bad breath, God, this is really unbearable, I can't bear it for a second.
Bathe! Bathe! Bathe! I'm going to take a shower too!
Zhou Ying jumped down from the sofa, swept to the bathroom door in a shocking step, and then stood up on his two hind legs, pressed down the doorknob with his front paws, and after the bathroom door opened, he found that the bathroom had two bathtubs, one large and one small, and the small bathtub was obviously prepared for him.
At this time, Yang Yi came out of the bedroom, her hair was scattered, she was wearing slippers, and she was wearing a white bathrobe, and came to the bathroom. When I walked to the door, I found that my second goods were also in the bathroom, and I was a little surprised, "What are you doing here, go and go, hurry up, Ma Ma is going to take a bath at this time, and I don't have time to play with you." ”
How could Zhou Ying be willing, he turned around and jumped into the bathtub.
Whew!!
"I'm going to take a shower!"
Zhou Ying expressed this meaning, Yang Yi looked very surprised, and said, "You also want to take a bath?" I said Yang Xiaoxi, you are very abnormal today, usually when you take a bath, you cry wolf howl, tossing people half to death, today is good, you actually took the initiative to take a bath, the sun hit the west and came out! ”
Barking!
"Do you think I'm still the stupid dog I used to be? I declare here today that you will bathe this king on time, and there shall be no mistake! ”
Yang Yi smiled and said, "It's rare that you love to be clean so much, okay, I'll wash you first." ”
Zhou Ying snorted, "What does it mean to love to be clean once, I have always loved to be clean!" ”
When it comes to bathing the dog, Yang Yi is clear and familiar with the road, let Zhou Ying stand up, after she adjusted the temperature, she took the shower head, drenched Zhou Ying's whole body, and immediately applied the dog's special shower gel, scratching and rubbing Zhou Ying's body, the strength was moderate, very comfortable, very nice.
Zhou Ying was motionless, looking very quiet, but there was something strange in his heart, this feeling, the Buddha said, could not be said.