At the same time, in a university women's dormitory in Jieyang City, several young beauties did not take care of their own image at all, and lay on the bed bored.

One of the long-legged beauties was playing with her mobile phone at the moment, looking at the figure on the screen, her beautiful face was full of at the moment, and she muttered, "Well, no matter how you look at it, it's handsome, don't want it, I envy his future girlfriend" The words were full of admiration.

"Hey, hey, Xiaoyu, don't you send nymphomaniacs to your phone, okay, I have goosebumps when I hear it" At this time, another beauty on the top bunk couldn't help it, and protested out at the moment.

"Well, Xiaodong, you are still young, you don't understand, just like a certain great man said, my crush is a hero of the world, one day he will wear a golden armor and ride a colorful auspicious cloud to marry me" Xiao Yu didn't mind, but said in a longing tone.

"Oh, I really can't stand you, although this sentence is very nice and touching, but from your mouth, I am about to be cold to death by you, the head of the house, you still don't care about this nymphomaniac" Xiao Dong listened to the words of admiration in his ear, couldn't help but reach out and rub his arm, and said in a coquettish voice to the head of the house who was sitting under the lamp reading a book.

Hearing this, the head of the house raised his head, pushed his glasses, looked at Xiaoyu's face full of, swallowed the words he was about to say, and said speechlessly, "Come on, look at Xiaoyu, how can you listen to us, you don't care about her, let her be a nymphomaniac, after all, winter is coming, and spring is not far away."

"Winter is coming, and spring is not far away?" Xiao Dong heard this, repeated two sentences, and after reacting, he slapped the top bunk hard, making a thumping sound, and laughed non-stop, "Incisive, Shebei, your sentence is too incisive, haha"

Xiaoyu was pulled back to reality by the sound next to his ears, frowned slightly, and said angrily, "Hmph, ignore you, I'll see if I have any fresh news in Zimo" said, in the other two laughing voices, happily opened Su Zimo's Weibo, when he saw the latest news, his pretty face was first happy, and then when he saw a video, the release time was revealed to be around eleven o'clock last night, and he didn't open it for the first time, but directly pulled to the lively comments below.

"Hey, hello, are you Brother Wang? Ah Wang, the king of society, this sentence is so funny, especially Zimo greatly lowered his voice, as if he was doing something bad and couldn't let people know, haha"

"The funniest thing is the following paragraph, is there a Gatlin? Gatling is the kind of blue fire, da, cherry blossom MC1 or something. Do you feel that this sentence is very funny, especially that Brother Wang's voice seems to sound helpless?"

"Although there is no picture in this video, every sentence inexplicably hits the laughing point, it's really not good, I'm going to laugh"

"In other words, how did Zimo come up with this method, and the most important thing is whether this call is real?

“......”

Xiao Yu looked at the hot comments on the mobile phone screen with a pair of beautiful eyes, his pretty face was full of doubts, and he was also confused about the comments on it, and muttered, "Phone, video, Sakura MC1, Gatling, Dada, or the kind of blue fire?"

"Ah, Xiaoyu, what are you talking about?Sakura MC1?Isn't this the name of a gun in the game I played before?I'm going to have one?I'm going to blow you up in minutes,haha" Xiao Dong on the top bunk heard a small muttering sound from below, and immediately became interested, and said defiantly.

Xiao Yu didn't pay attention to her, but with a curious look, he clicked on the top video to play.

Then a phone call rang, followed by Zimo's deliberately low-pitched voice, which attracted Xiaoyu's attention.

The sound from the mobile phone is not loud, but at eight o'clock in the night, plus it is still during the National Day holiday, there are many fewer people in the whole dormitory building, therefore, it seems a little quiet, naturally, in this quiet environment, the sound from the mobile phone came into the ears of the remaining two people in the same dormitory, they were all stunned, and gradually stopped the movements in their hands, and even the head of the dormitory stopped holding the pages of the book, listening carefully, when hearing some of the words, the corners of the mouth were pursed, and the smile kept stopping.

"Xiaoyu, that's what you just said about Sakura MC1, hahaha"

"No, it's so funny, this social king quilt is greatly damaged"

"Ten thousand, ten thousand, that's the Desert Eagle, that's funny."

“.......”

........

The men's bedroom where the ghost cries wolf:

"Love and hate in a moment"

"Raise a glass to the moon like the sky"

"Love and hate"

"Ask you when you will fall in love"

"Chrysanthemum Terrace Reflection Moon"

"Who knew that my love was cold"

A voice that seemed to be choked by the neck sounded in a certain dormitory, and suddenly there was a scolding from outside.

"That bastard is crying wolf."

"That's it, crying and mourning, it's really noisy."

"Don't let Lao Tzu catch it, otherwise if you are good-looking, you will sing blindly"

"With this voice, I dare to come out and show off, which little rabbit cub has the guts to come out"

In the dormitory, the young man who was singing sounded, listening to the words in his ear, shrunk his neck, looked at several roommates beside him who were full of resentment, and said in a low voice, "Am I really singing so badly?"

Seeing this, several people comforted each other in order to avoid the other party being too sad

"Xiaoxin, don't be too sad, they're just jealous of you"

"Yes, they are pure envy, jealousy, hatred"

"Yes, yes, yes"

“.......”

Xiaoxin looked at a few people suspiciously, and saw that the faces of several people were natural, and he showed a smile at the moment, "Then I'll sing another song for you" After that, he opened his mouth and was about to start singing, but several people hurriedly covered their mouths and said

"Stop singing, they're going to sleep, don't make a noise"

"Yes, be considerate of others"

"Uh-huh-hmm"

Xiaoxin had no choice but to nod, only then was let go by a few people, and when he just wanted to open his mouth to say something, he was attracted by another roommate next to him quietly playing with his mobile phone and making a sound, and the rest of the people were naturally not surprised.

"Anyway, it's no problem for me to grab a chicken"

"What kind of lighter?"

"I own a supermarket? Lighters? I said it's okay to hit a chicken."

"Do you have that kind of spear? Do you have a particularly long spear?"

"There are long segments"

“......”

The words coming out of the mobile phone attracted several people in the room, and when they heard the funny place, they couldn't help but laugh.

........

In a community in Guangtian City:

Ling Fei was dressed in a white bathrobe, looking a little sexy, and came to the living room with light steps to sit down, and after a while, she felt bored, holding her cheeks, and suddenly a figure jumped out from the depths of her heart, thought about it, picked up her mobile phone, and opened the other party's Weibo directly, when she saw the top video, she was a little surprised, she clicked on it directly, listened to the familiar voice next to her ears, the corners of her mouth rose slightly, revealing an inexplicable smile.

.....

Anyone who saw the video posted by Su Zimozai's meager post, it can be said that most of them were amused, and they left the words they wanted to say, and forwarded the video to their circle of friends.

The rest is just time.