Chapter 353: Kowtow (5)
Sun Zhongde resigned himself to his fate, picked up the drunken ghost and walked towards the depths of Qingyun Mountain.
After a long time, the drunken ghost woke up.
"Where are we going?"
Sun Zhongde replied angrily: "Find a place to sell you, how much can you sell for two pieces of meat?" ”
The drunkard smiled "hehe", not caring about Sun Zhongde's evil words.
"I really owe you, I have grown so big, I haven't carried anyone on my back to climb the mountain, you are as heavy as a pig. ”
Sun Zhongde complained while climbing the mountain, but he had no intention of putting people down.
The drunken man smiled and asked, "Then who is heavier than a pig or a pig?"
"You're heavy, what's wrong? Heavier than a pig makes you very proud and fulfilled?Cut~ You are heavier than a pig but you don't have more pork, and you don't have a pig worth anything!"
Well, Sun Zhongde's mouth is definitely damaged, and it is not something that ordinary people can bear.
"You have a broken mouth, you married a daughter-in-law, you can also run away from your daughter-in-law, I think you will wait for the lonely old age in this life. ”
"Come on, I must be bad for my daughter-in-law and you, and if you don't give me a daughter-in-law, I still have to coax you to fail?
Well, to be able to say what people reciprocate so justifiably, Sun Zhongde's face is definitely not able to shoot through a thousand catties of crossbows.
"Anyway, not only did you save me, but you made me the turtle grandson I am now, but I have clear grievances, you saved me, I should really repay it, then I will reluctantly promise it. ”
Sun Zhongde almost threw the drunkard out, an old man promised him a body, he couldn't stand it, Sun Zhongde rolled his eyes, and asked angrily: "Liang Kanghua, are you sure that you are repaying your kindness, not revenge?"
The drunkard blinked innocently, "Of course, I've been guarding myself like a jade for nearly forty years, and I'm cheap for you kid." Don't you still dislike me? I don't look at you like that, if you can find me like this, you can be regarded as burning high incense for eight lifetimes, do you want to love it? ”
The drunkard and Sun Zhongde themselves were arguing, and no one really took it seriously.
The sound of "vomit, vomit......" kept coming from among the trees.
"Who?!!! It is impossible for him to be cautious and careful, and the person who can evade his induction, and who can approach them silently, is at least an innate master.
"Wow, you can go, but let me carry you all the way! You really can! I owe you. ”
"Silence!" the drunkard looked serious, this was not the time for a gag.
"That, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to disturb your flirting, I'm so disgusting, I can't hold back......"
Zhao Yufei walked out of the bushes with a stumbling expression.
"Which eye of yours saw us flirting? Are you blind? Don't you see that I can't pee in the same pot with him?!" Sun Zhongde felt that he was upright, not afraid of shadows.
"We've seen it with all four eyes, and we've heard it with our ears, when are you going to send us candy, Mr. Erhu?" Wang Wuwu appeared from the bushes with a big grin.
Zhao Yufei's big slap slapped his head again and again, and said with hatred: "You still eat candy, you Erhu?! You can ask such stupid words, you don't see that Mr. Erhu is thin-skinned, and you dare to talk nonsense! We just know that some things can't be said." ”
Wang Wu begged for mercy again and again, "It's my fault, Mr. Erhu, tell you an unknown secret, in fact, I'm blind, really blind, I can't see people in broad daylight." Five, where are you? Hey, you should answer me!"
Wang Wuzheng was talking, he laughed first, and he couldn't help but talk to Zhao Yufei about the things of the year.
"I almost became a fortune teller when I didn't go up the mountain, but people didn't want me because I couldn't open my eyes and tell nonsense, and now I'm self-taught. Five masters, you can give me a review!"
Zhao Yufei's big slap began to slap Wang Wu again, "If you're blind, you're blind, you're still blind, and you're self-taught, I think other fortune tellers are going to make a board to offer you up, not only can you tell nonsense, but your cultivation has reached the level of an ancestor......"
The drunkard couldn't help but smile as well, he took a few steps back and handed over the matter to Sun Zhongde to deal with.
Sun Zhongde was very irritated by the words "Mr. Erhu", he picked his ears with his little finger, then flicked his fingers, and smiled angrily.
"You all know it, you all know it, your heart is bright. I'm the only one who can't see the facts? I'm stupid to be alone? So you two can tell me what the facts are, if you're wrong, double your training. ”
Before the two of them could speak, Sun Zhongde added: "Don't take a bite of Mr. Erhu, I am annoyed by these two words, which annoys me, and my training is doubled!"
Zhao Yufei and Wang Wu immediately stood up straight, what is the matter, the training task given to them by Zhong Tianmao is simply practicing to death, these days, the brothers have almost shed a layer of skin. How do you double it again?
There are some things that you have to say even if you will offend Mr. Erhu.
Zhao Yufei was the first to speak: "Erhu, well, no, no, no, no, it's Mr., sir, you said you owe him." ”
Wang Wu immediately added: "You owe him a confession, you owe him a romance, and you owe him nine hundred and ninety-nine love words." So, in this life, you are here to pay off your debts, love debts. ”
Zhao Yufei said again: "I sold him but no one wanted him." ”
Wang Wu added: "Actually, you lied, not because no one wanted him, but because you wanted to take him home." ”
Zhao Yufei: "He's very heavy"
Wang Wu: "Because if you carry him on your back, you will carry your whole world, how can it not be heavy." ”
Zhao: "He has no two flesh and two flesh"
Wang: "He can't be too thin, you need a solid arm to sleep on." ”
"If he doesn't give you a daughter-in-law, you won't coax him"
"You're too arrogant, sir, you have to be blunt, come into my arms, I spoil you, spoil you, spoil you, let me spoil you, no one can afford it except me. ”
"He guarded himself like a jade for forty years. ”
"Without you, he would rather die alone, meet you, and the rest of his life will be you!"
"He promised with his body, but you don't. ”
Wang Wu scratched his head and said: "I hate it, don't ask for a man, sir, this is coquettish." ”
The drunkard couldn't help laughing, these two living treasures sang and harmonized, it was really funny.
Sun Zhongde couldn't help but be furious, what kind of trick these two rammed goods were pumping, it was as if it was true.
"Stop! It seems that you have followed me all the way, but don't tell me these misinterpreted words of chasing after the wind and shadows! ”
Zhao Yufei and Wang Wu glanced at each other, and couldn't help but feel disgusted again, they are not the same as Mr. Erhu, it seems that it is time to come up with some real evidence.