Chapter 537: Mobile Phone Life
Wen Xu was killing pigs in the yard, digging out pig intestines, and getting internal organs, as for the wild boar hair, it had been burned clean by Wen Xu, after all, it was his own food, and Wen Xu still did this thing very carefully.
It's just that Wen Xu's mood is a little not good, it's not someone else who is upset, it's her little cousin, this little girl used her mobile phone to shoot at herself when she started burning pigskin, not only to shoot at herself and keep breaking her mouth.
"Friends, my brother has already cut open the belly of the little wild boar, and the intestines are flowing out, some friends say it's a little disgusting, and I also feel ......" The girl turned the phone to herself.
"Don't give me money, I'm not short of money, I'm really not short of money, you guys give me something that makes me feel like I'm asking for food, can I still have a good chat......"
Needless to say, everyone knows what the girl is doing! Hangchen, this little girl, is killing wild boars in the live broadcast.
"Okay, can you not dangle next to me, and then shake me and throw your phone into the river" Wen Xu couldn't say that he liked or disliked the live broadcast, but he didn't like it at all when he walked around in front of him.
It's a pity that Hang Chen, the girl, didn't hear it, jumped a little farther away, and said into the phone: "Yes, this is my brother, although he looks average, but he is good to me, and he bought my car...... You don't have a chance, that's my sister-in-law, beautiful......."
Wen Xu hung a string of black lines directly on his head, and in the end, he didn't do anything with this girl, so he had to continue to bury his head in his own work.
The master and mother were old here, and reached out to help her son-in-law pull the pig's internal organs into a basin, picked out the pig's heart, and put the pig's liver aside, and then cut the pig's intestines with scissors and began to clean.
Shi Shangzhen originally wanted to come over to help, but as soon as he saw the green pig in the pig's intestines, he immediately covered his mouth and looked like he was about to vomit, and turned to leave.
Hang Chen's taste is really heavy, at this time, she directly aimed her mobile phone at the pig's intestines, and also specially filmed, while continuing her live broadcast: "See, this is the large intestine, it is filled with, have the friends who like to eat the large intestine ever thought about ......it every time they eat it?"
"Go aside, you're too disgusting!" Wen Xu really couldn't stand such a heavy girl, and immediately scolded loudly, washing a large intestine was about to have a psychological shadow when she said it.
The senior mother listened to Hang Chen's nagging on the mobile phone, and asked curiously: "Girl, what are you doing here, dancing at the mobile phone!"
"I'm on the air!" Hang Chen said.
"What is a live broadcast?" "Where would Shi Niang come into contact with these at such an age, usually just draw dot paintings, write a brush or something, and live a much more progressive life than these netizens who watch live broadcasts.
Hang Chen explained to his mother what a live broadcast is.
My mother was stunned for a long time, and finally spit out a sentence: "Isn't it what we used to say that if you don't learn and don't know, you'll be idle?"
Poof!
Wen Xu listened and gave his mother a thumbs up: "Mom, what you said is really to the point, these people are idle one by one!"
"What do you know, young people are playing this" Hang Chen put his mobile phone in front of his master and said prominently: "Look, there are more than 10,000 people watching my live broadcast here!"
"More than 10,000 people?" The senior mother couldn't help but be taken aback when she heard this, and after stretching out her head to look at it, she made sure that it really said that there were really 10,000, and immediately said: "Why are there so many idlers now, and these people don't work? Don't they make money? Listen to you all day long, and give you back the money?"
The old man can't understand it anyway, how can there be so many idlers in this world, who like to pay to watch others talk, in the eyes of the senior mother, the girl holds up a mobile phone and talks non-stop like a god is sick, and there are still more than 10,000 people around to watch?
Wen Xu smiled and said, "Why are you bothered by this?
After Wen Xu finished speaking, he saw that the girl's mobile phone was aimed at him, and immediately said: "Don't shoot me, if you shoot again, you will directly sprinkle the pig's blood on your head, and you will be unlucky!"
Wen Xu raised his hand as he spoke, and Hang Chen immediately shrank to the side when he saw it, and continued to pat Wen Xu to take care of the little wild boar more than four meters away.
At this time, the rest is the technical work, Wen Xu put all the ingredients with oil and began to rub over and over again on the body of the little wild boar, this material is more particular about the strength of the hand, the strength has to be large enough, so that the meat can be pressed open, the juice is sucked in, and the wild boar itself can be removed when roasting, and then when the whole wild boar is roasted, the whole wild boar can be charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and the meat is crispy and juicy.
After a while, Wen Xu was sweating profusely, and Hang Chen asked curiously: "Brother, you have been rubbing for a long time, is this a massage for a dead pig?"
Wen Xu looked at her and estimated that some idle visitor brought it up, so he didn't take her with him at all, and continued to bury his head and grab a handful of salt and continue to knead it inside and outside the pig.
The master didn't know why Hang Chen asked this, and thought that the girl really didn't know, so she said: "Kneading it like this is delicious, Wen Xu's hand is very strong, no restaurant will knead it like this, you don't need to eat it, just looking at this skill, I know that this roast pig is delicious!"
Sure enough, Hang Chen waited for his master to finish speaking, and said to the mobile phone: "Did you hear it, let me tell you, although my brother is not very good-looking, in addition to the ability to make money, it is the ability to cook, and the master of our small canteen has good skills, you don't know, I went to fight for the first time, eat the first bite, wow, I think what is this, it's just feeding pigs, and then I don't eat at school, I go directly to my brother's friend's restaurant to eat, fortunately, it's not far by car, and it's only about 20 minutes to ......."
Although the girl always mentioned that she didn't look good, which made Wen Xu unhappy, but now Wen Xu frowned: "You go to Zhao Defang's shop every day to eat?"
Hang Chen suddenly felt that he had said something open, and then defended himself: "Brother Xianwang asked me to eat, and he was not happy if he didn't eat! Why are you so fierce, the food in the canteen is not delicious, and I also told you that when I went to eat for the first time, I also ate three rice worms in the rice, but I was disgusted to death, not to mention the rice worms, I actually ate hair ...... in the dish."
Seeing Wen Xu's tense face, Hang Chen, the girl, began to complain about the food in the cafeteria, everyone is a person who has eaten in the cafeteria in college, so they naturally know what it is like here, Wen Xu At that time, a bowl of rice could eat eight rice worms.
When the senior mother heard this, she immediately started to play a round, and she was still facing the girl: "Where can you still eat in this canteen! Girl, you are doing the right thing, you won't eat in such a canteen at night, studying is a brain-consuming job, if you don't eat well, where will you have the strength to study, but next time don't go to other people's houses to eat, spend more money to eat in a nearby restaurant!"
Wen Xu thought that the nearby restaurant was not necessarily much cleaner than the cafeteria, sighed and said, "Forget it, you should go to King Xian's place to eat, I will let Qin Zhuangping prepare more vegetables and fruits later, which can be regarded as covering your food expenses!"
I used to say so, but Wen Xu didn't think that the cheeky girl really went to other people's places to eat every day, in the end, Wen Xu still loved his little cousin, for the little cousin has surpassed his brother and cares about his sister, a bit like caring about his daughter's mentality, thinking that the girl is eating hair in the dining hall, and rice worms, she is also disgusted, so she has to give Zhao Defang some compensation from vegetables.
After saying that, Wen Xu remembered something again, and opened his mouth and said: "It's okay for you to eat, but don't shout at you to eat white food with a group of fox friends and dog friends, do you know that Brother Xianwang doesn't have this obligation?"
As soon as she saw Wen Xu's face change, the girl immediately became well-behaved again: "How can it, I take them to eat where I pay for it myself!"
"Hmm!" Wen Xu listened to the hum and continued to do his job.
I picked it up and smelled it, and felt that it was almost over, so Wen Xu held up the whole pig with a zigzag iron frame in his hand, and then walked towards the oven with it in his hand.
He put an iron frame in the furnace, erected it with an iron plate, added firewood around it, lit a fire, and began to roast. Wen Xu watched the fire get up, turned around and returned to the courtyard, and helped his mother wash her intestines together.
It took more than three hours to add firewood several times in a row to roast the pig, and at the same time the dishes on the table were also prepared.
When the little suckling pig was taken out of the oven, Hang Chen immediately swallowed when he smelled it.
"Look, the suckling pig is roasted, and the firewood was added several times for three hours, first the fire roasted and then the whole wood charcoal, and I saw that the whole body was red sauce, and I had a special appetite at a glance, you can't smell it, I am almost saliva here......."
During the whole process, Wen Xu felt that he had never left the camera, and his little cousin's live broadcast roasted wild boar had changed from the original 10,000 people to 30,000 people, so Wen Xu had to sigh, the children now are really idle, and they are willing to spend money on the kind of egg pain, in the case of Hangchen repeatedly saying that he would not give gifts, he still received thousands of dollars in flowers, cars, etc., Wen Xu felt that his worldview could not keep up.
"Okay, can you take it now?" After Wen Xu said a word, she carried the roast pig back to the yard and entered the house.
When the master saw this, she immediately praised her son-in-law, Wen Xu put down the wild boar here, and directly began to chop the meat and put it on the plate, only half of it was a big plate full.
Put the wild boar on the table, tonight's dinner will be served, it can be said that it is almost a table of wild boar feast, bandit pork liver, braised fat sausage, stir-fried pig heart, boiled kidney flower and so on as long as the little wild boar has all on the table.
At this time, not only Hang Chen was busy posting on Moments, but even his mother began to video with his father, and he kept boasting about his son-in-law's craftsmanship while videoring.
"I haven't finished filming yet, your dad hasn't seen it clearly, you just stretched out your chopsticks, put it down and won't be hungry for a while!"
Shi Shangzhen put down his chopsticks a little crying and laughing, and watched his mother and little cousin each holding a mobile phone, slapping themselves at a table of dishes.
"Okay, can you still have a good meal?" Shi Shangzhen looked at his watch, now that almost five minutes had passed, the two of them said immediately without stopping.
"It's coming, it's coming!"
Although they said so, the two still didn't mean to stop, the senior mother continued to introduce the dishes to his wife on the mobile phone, and Hang Chen kept pressing on the mobile phone with both hands, and he didn't know what he was entering, anyway, his face was full of smiles, and he didn't know what to do with the mobile phone if he didn't eat when it was time to eat.
Shi Shangzhen didn't care at this time, he directly picked up the bowl and grabbed the chopsticks and started eating, and he didn't stop in the shouts of the two mobile phone experts.
With Shi Shangzhen coming to such a ruthless move, the two finally put down their mobile phones and ate honestly.
Wen Xu's side gave the remaining half to Mr. Ma's family, and the other half Wen Xu was going to take to Bu Xinjian so that he brought two bottles of wine with him.