Chapter 119 - The old driver's routine is deep
After Zhai Nan got into the taxi, he immediately said to the driver: "Master, can you find me a shopping mall that can use online banking?"
The driver's master turned his head to take a look, and Zhai Nan, who was wearing women's clothes, also smiled at the corner of his mouth, "Little brother, are you still going to the mall in this dress?"
Zhai Nan was also embarrassed, so he could only say nonsense: "Performance art is mainly to awaken feminism and promote the concept of equality between men and women. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
After Zhai Nan said these two sentences, he felt that he could blow it.
The driver suddenly smiled and said, "You guys sing Peking Opera, and you are still so avant-garde?"
Zhai Nan was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked, "How do you know that I sing Peking Opera?"
The driver said with a smile: "I watched the live broadcast of Beijing Satellite TV last night, and I heard the sentence you were scolded." ”
Zhai Nan was slightly stunned, and this meeting was suddenly embarrassing.
And this driver master also adheres to the fine tradition of my country's taxi master, which is to be able to kan.
Seeing that Zhai Nan didn't speak, he continued: "That kid named Hengfei is too inhuman. performed on the same stage and scolded behind his back. Your circle is really messy. ”
Zhai Nan was embarrassed, and hurriedly said: "A stinky fish, but it's a pity that a pot of soup is broken." Don't confuse all the people who sing Peking Opera with him! For example, I'm a good person!"
The driver took a look at Zhai Nan's dress and laughed.
Seeing this, Zhai Nan was even more embarrassed.
What are you laughing at?
Wasn't it quite funny just now!
Why is it that as soon as you get to the point, you laugh and don't say anything.
Don't I look like a good person?
It's really visionless!
Zhai Nan was secretly complaining in his heart, but found that there was more and more traffic around him.
Zhai Nan hurriedly asked, "Master, where are you going?" Why are there more and more people? ”
The driver said, "Didn't you say it, find a shopping mall that can swipe online banking." Ordinary small shopping malls do not have this business. ”
When Zhai Nan heard this, he immediately panicked. He dressed like this, went to a big shopping mall, the entertainment version couldn't go up, and the social version definitely had a place for him.
Zhai Nan hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Is there a small clothing store on the roadside, opened by a private family, discussed and discussed, and the kind of online banking transfer is OK." The main thing is that there are fewer people, and the less the better. ”
The driver smiled and said, "Aren't you performance art?"
Zhai Nan also blushed, "Yes, master, I won't blow it to you." I lost my bet and was forced to put on this one. As a result, the wallet was still in the original clothes, so I brought a mobile phone, and now I can only use online banking. ”
The driver said with a look of embarrassment: "Then I can't use online banking here!"
Zhai Nan was stunned, "Isn't it possible to scan the code to pay?"
The driver smiled, "A regular taxi can, but I can't." ”
Zhai Nan's eyes widened, "You black car?"
The driver smiled, "That's right, but there is no prize, you still have to give me the car money." ”
Zhai Nan looked left and right, he still remembered that when he got in the car, it was an ordinary taxi, why did it become a black car.
Zhai Nan asked with an incredulous face: "Why did you become a black car, I think it's similar to an ordinary taxi!"
The driver said with a smile: "I am a high imitation, I can't see it without checking the license plate." ”
Zhai Nan grinned and said, "You're not afraid that the traffic police will arrest you?"
The driver said seriously: "I don't overtake, I don't press the line, I always obey the traffic rules, who has nothing to check me!"
"Heh, you're still a black car driver who obeys the traffic rules. ”
"That's no, if something happens to me and I am caught by the traffic police, it won't be a matter of deducting points and paying fines. I can be careful. ”
Zhai Nan also looked helpless, and said: "Yes, since you are a black car, then I will directly transfer money to you online banking, do you think it's okay?"
The driver said: "That's not good, I won't use online banking, and I haven't opened it, you can't turn it." ”
Zhai Nan also scratched his head anxiously and said, "Then you can say a way." I'm now in addition to online banking, and I don't have a penny. ”
The driver thought for a while and said, "Why don't you pay me the phone bill." Charge me directly into the phone card, and my phone is running out of money anyway. You just paid me the cost, and I saved a place to pay the phone bill. ”
Zhai Nan couldn't help but pout.
This old driver is a deep routine.
This black car not only wants to be rented out more than the real one, but the payment is also so humane, and the phone bill can be used as car money.
Zhai Nan said helplessly: "Then do as you say." When we get to the place, let's calculate the car price. ”
This veteran driver, who is profound, was not polite and responded directly.
The two of you come and go, and they become familiar. The old driver was curious why Hengfei scolded Zhai Nan for pretending to be X, and Zhai Nan didn't hide it, so he told the matter as it was.
After hearing this, the old driver cursed Hengfei for being careful. Zhai Nan was also happy to listen to the old driver scolding Hengfei, so he got acquainted with the old driver.
Only then did I know that the driver's surname was Wang, and he had been a driver for more than ten years, but he had always been a black car driver. I used to be caught a lot, but then I thought of such a trick. The black car was repainted and modified to look like a taxi.
It's been open for more than two years, and no one has ever found out. Zhai Nan also admired this master Wang's art and boldness, and he really dared to do anything.
The two chatted all the way, and Master Wang parked the car on a relatively remote path and said, "You enter from this alley, turn a corner in the middle, and you can see a row of small clothing stores." They are all self-employed small bosses, and you can use online banking to pay if you follow a good discussion. ”
Zhai Nan responded and said, "Cheng, then I'll settle the car money for you first, how many mobile phone numbers do you have." ”
Master Wang is also a cheerful person, so he said directly: "It's not good to take a taxi here, you come back after buying clothes, let's settle the account together." ”
Zhai Nan was stunned, "You're not afraid that I'll run away?"
Master Wang smiled: "You are all big stars who have been on TV, and you can still owe me these car money." ”
Zhai Nan smiled: "This is not accurate. ”
Master Wang said directly: "Then you settle the fare first." ”
Zhai Nan smiled, "Just kidding, I'm looking for you when I turn around." With that, he got out of the car.
According to Master Wang's guidance, I found a clothing market. Zhai Nan was wearing a mask and sunglasses, and he was also weak-hearted.
But fortunately, the little boss here is also easy to talk to, Zhai Nan quickly got together a set of clothes, and all of them were settled with online banking.
It's just that just after Zhai Nan bought a pair of shoes, he suddenly found a corner in the distance, and a light suddenly flashed.
Zhai Nan was stunned for a moment, and then pretended to try on shoes, reflected through the glass door, and saw the place where the flash just now.
I saw that the mustache who was in the hotel just now actually followed up again, and he was sneakily holding a camera and preparing to take a candid photo.
Zhai Nan didn't expect this paparazzi to be so persevering. Han Xia has already lost it, and he will continue to follow him.
Zhai Nan immediately bought his shoes and trotted all the way back to Master Wang's car.
After getting into the car, Zhai Nan immediately said, "Master Wang, someone is following me, can you think of a trick to help me get rid of him." ”
Master Wang smiled indifferently, "There is no one who can keep up with me in the magic capital, sit tight." ”
As soon as he finished saying this, the high-imitation black car rushed out. (To be continued.) (To be continued.) )