Chapter 217: I want to go to the toilet
Two hundred and seventeen, I want to go to the toilet
"You guys are from this inn, right? Brother Zhu said, let me collect the bills!"
As soon as I walked to the lobby, I heard an arrogant shouting from outside the inn door, which sounded like a cannon battle on fire.
"Brother Zhu?"
Sun Erniang and Zhang Qing looked at each other when they heard this.
"Yes, it was Brother Zhu who asked me to come!" Standing in front of them was a young strong man who looked to be in his twenties, about the same age as me, with strong muscles prominent, and his bare head looking shiny, but there was a little indescribable immaturity on his face, looking like a college student who had just stepped into society.
I pulled away the crowd and walked to the front, looked at the little strong man in front of me with a smile and said, "What's that...... , I'm the shopkeeper of this inn, dare to ask what to call it?"
"My surname is Gan. The little strong man replied casually, looking me up and down with puzzled eyes.
"Uh...... Brother Gan ....... I greeted with a smile.
"Just call me Xiao Gan!" the little strong man interrupted me and said in a deep voice.
I was stunned for a moment, and said casually: "Okay, then I'll call you Xiao Gan, Xiao Gan, your brother Zhu asked you to ask for the account?"
"Yes. Xiao Gan nodded, with disbelief in his eyes.
"He said he didn't say how much?" I asked again.
"Five hundred!" Xiao Gan stretched out a palm.
I nodded, "You Brother Zhu is right, it's five hundred, but it's ......." "I said it on purpose.
Xiao Gan looked at me with a puzzled face, "But what?"
"But...... , did you Brother Zhu tell you that it's okay to ask for an account, but you want to play a round of mahjong with us?"
"Playing mahjong?"
"That's right. ”
Xiao Gan frowned slightly, looked at me suspiciously, and said, "Brother Zhu didn't tell me that he wanted to play mahjong." ”
I shook my head with a smile, as if talking to myself: "This Brother Zhu, I told him clearly last time, he wants to play a round of mahjong with us when he comes to ask for accounts every month, he just remembers to ask for money, and forgets the agreement with me." ”
Xiao Gan looked at me, reached out and took out his mobile phone from his pocket, "I'll ask Brother Zhu." After saying that, he pressed his mobile phone number.
The call was quickly connected.
"Hey, Brother Zhu, it's me, Xiao Gan...... , yes, I'm at the Yuelai Inn now, but their Xia shopkeeper said that he wanted to play a game of mahjong with me, and said that he had told you before...... Oh...... , No, Brother Zhu, I don't know how to play mahjong...... , Uh-huh, but Brother Zhu, what if I lose...... Okay Brother Zhu, I know!"
Xiao Gan hung up the phone, looked at me and said, "Shopkeeper Xia, our Brother Zhu said, let me play mahjong with you." ”
"Okay!"
I nodded with a smile, turned to Sun Erniang beside me and said, "Erniang, set the table!"
"Hey!" As soon as Sun Erniang heard that she was going to play mahjong, she answered crisply and turned around and left.
I didn't say anything more, and led Xiao Gan into the inn.
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Sun Erniang's hands and feet were nimble, and a mahjong table was set up in the blink of an eye, I asked Xiao Gan to sit down, and let Sun Erniang sit on the other side, and then turned around and asked Zhang Qing to go upstairs to call Chen Jinnan and Xiaoqing down, Zhang Qing got up and ran upstairs.
Probably because they heard that they could play mahjong, Chen Jinnan and Xiaoqing walked downstairs in the blink of an eye, looking like they were in a hurry.
Damn, who do you say I receive in this inn? When I heard that I could play mahjong and run faster than rabbits, I was really speechless.
"Xiao Xia ....... As soon as Chen Jinnan walked in front of me, he said hello in a deep voice, and then turned his head to see Xiao Gan sitting at the table.
"Brother Chen, Xiaoqing, this is sent by Brother Zhu to collect the accounts, you can accompany him to play a round of mahjong!" I casually introduced.
"Good. Chen Jinnan responded, sat down and put the mahjong away.
Xiaoqing on the side looked at me and sat down with him.
It was said in advance that Xiao Gan used the 500 yuan to collect the account as a bargaining chip, and the other three people also took out 500 yuan as a bet, although Xiao Gan was a little reluctant, but because he had called Brother Zhu before, he could use the money collected to bet, so he had no objection.
In an instant, this mahjong game in front of you is the beginning.
Xiao Gan didn't tell a lie, judging from his gesture of drawing cards, you can know that he does not know how to play mahjong, but I am not bullying him, Erniang, Brother Chen, Xiaoqing The three people are also novices, and they were just familiar with the playing style of mahjong cards in the inn before, so now it seems that these four people are not suspected of bullying anyone when they build a table of mahjong.
I stood behind Chen Jinnan with my hands behind my back and watched him touch and play cards.
Soon, the first game of mahjong was divided into winners and losers, ending with Xiaoqing's self-draw.
At the beginning of the second game, the thirteen cards in Chen Jinnan's hand have four cylinders and five millions, plus two Suo and a south and a north, a total of thirteen cards, but looking at Xiao Gan's slightly frowning appearance, he can guess that the cards in his hand should not be much better, and the second game in the blink of an eye also divided the winner and loser, Chen Jinnan threw out a three-cylinder, just hit Sun Erniang's hand, Sun Erniang won the card.
The next two games are Xiao Gan gave Xiaoqing a card and Sun Erniang finished by self-drawing.
At the beginning of the fifth game, the cards in Chen Jinnan's hand are not even a winning card as before, but his luck is very good, one after another touched the cards into pairs, and in the blink of an eye, it became six pairs, and the posture is to become seven small pairs, just when I looked at the cards in his hand in confusion, Xiao Gan played a 10,000 card, just let the cards in Chen Jinnan's hand make up seven small pairs, this game Chen Jinnan Hu.
Although the winning cards of the seven small pairs are not as much as the winning cards of the thirteenth unit, they are not less than the ordinary winning cards, and this game is played by Xiao Gan, and the five hundred yuan has already been lost by him.
"Shopkeeper Xia, I really can't fight anymore ....... Xiao Gan also knew that he had lost the money, so he looked at me with a bitter face and said.
I smiled, "I said Xiao Gan, there are losses and wins on this card field, and you are losing now, but maybe you can turn the book over the next hand! You don't want to go back empty-handed, right?"
"It's ....... Xiao Gan hesitated.
I glanced at the three people sitting at the table, and the three of them suddenly understood, and persuaded Xiao Gan to play a few more, Xiao Gan looked at the three people helplessly, and knew that he would not be able to leave for a while, so he could only continue to sit down and play cards.
Three games in a row were played by Xiao Gan to make the other three Hu Hu, if this is really a bet, it is estimated that Xiao Gan will have to lose the underwear at this time.
"Shopkeeper Xia, I ....... Xiao Gan finally couldn't sit still, looked at me, stood up and turned around to leave.
"Ahem...... What's that...... Gan, why are you going?" I asked with a smile as I looked at him.
Xiao Gan was shocked, turned his head and looked at me with a bitter face, "Shopkeeper Xia, I'm ...... I...... I want to go to the toilet!"
"Going to the toilet?" I was stunned, "the toilet is behind the inn, so you don't need to go outside." ”
"I ...... "Xiao Gan is about to cry.
"Hey....... I smiled, looked at him and said, "I said Xiao Gan, you didn't plan to borrow urine to escape, did you?"
"I ...... I....... ”
"Okay Xiao Gan, I don't embarrass you, this round of mahjong is down, you owe the three of them a total of five seven hundred and thirty-five yuan, I wiped the odds for you, count five thousand, sign it!" I said casually, turned around and took the pen and paper and wrote down an IOU and handed it to Xiao Gan.
Xiao Gan looked at the IOU in front of him, took the pen tremblingly, and cried while signing: "I said I wouldn't fight, but you preferred me to fight...... , I hit ...... , I hit ....... ”