Chapter 32: "Goodbye Eighteen"
Tian Ziyuan at the bottom was a little shocked by Tong Zhao's sudden move, but he didn't stop it, after all, Tong Zhao was already a variety show in his heart.
As a variety show, he naturally knows how to perform a variety show.
All Tian Ziyuan needed was to quietly watch him play.
Wang Li's eyes turned slightly, although he didn't know what Tong Zhao was doing, but if Tong Zhao messed up, this was something he was very happy to see.
Because he is worried that there is no excuse to scare him, and according to the development of this matter, Tong Zhao will become the focus of the next shots. This is a very bad sign for Wang Li, who wants to win Zhou Ruoruo in this variety show.
"Young viewers in front of the TV and in the audience, in fact, you can tell your parents about these things, because they have experienced it, so they will have a lot of experience, and they will tell you how to deal with this matter. Tong Zhao was caught off guard and poured a chicken soup.
At the same time, I also thought of my little princess Tong Wenwen, if she grew up, would she be so intimate with herself like now?
Yes, Tong Zhao had a stable answer in his heart.
Tian Ziyuan applauded Tong Zhao in the audience, although he blindly played treasure and sold jokes, he had a certain degree of attention, but he would position his artists as comedians.
If you want to be a real variety show, you have to play the treasure and pour chicken soup, this kind of surprise poured a cup of chicken soup for the audience and friends, which can make everyone watch happy and learn some truths.
This is what Tian Ziyuan appreciates.
"Actually, we had a physiology and hygiene class in the class at that time, did you have one?" Tong Zhao opened a new topic after pouring chicken soup.
"When we used to have a physical hygiene class, when we talked about the boys, the teacher told all the girls in the class to go out. Mao Wenkang has experienced more things than Tong Zhao, and he has experienced variety shows with a more vicissitudes of life, but listening to Tong Zhao's topic, he always can't help but want to cooperate with him: "When it comes to girls, the teacher will say that all the girls will come back, and the boys will give me all the out." ”
Tong Zhao gave Mao Wenkang a big finger in his heart. In fact, he doesn't alike things like everyone's interjection and stealing the camera, and even he hopes that someone can participate in his topic, at this time the atmosphere will become very lively, and the things that everyone says will be more joyful.
And that's what the audience needs to see.
"Our teachers don't teach male and female students, and they study on their own in the classroom. So much so that we boys organized ourselves to speak in the class at noon every day, and blasted the girls out. Tong Zhao's variety show ability has impressed all the audience at the scene, so when he spoke, everyone's eyes were focused on him.
"Then all the girls kept protesting, and finally the boy in our class said all of you go to my house and say he has a teaching film at home. When Tong Zhao said this, a lewd smile appeared on his face, and some mature people in the audience also understood the meaning and cheered below.
"But in fact, the girls in our class didn't have those concepts, and they went with great curiosity. A woman came out first, holding a banana and peeling a banana to eat a banana, and the film lasted more than 40 minutes and was a woman eating bananas non-stop. Tong Zhao said helplessly.
"Are you sure this film is for people, not for orangutans?" the host spoke.
The hostess echoed at this time and said: "Actually, I studied in high school in the United States, and at that time, the teacher in class put us in condoms, which were for bananas. ”
When people heard these filthy words, they were shy and eager to hear them.
"Actually, I think it's a very scientific and straightforward way of teaching. Tong Zhao suddenly pretended to be old-fashioned and said: "This is an inevitable thing in our adolescence, and if we give people education in this area, we can solve a lot of problems." ”
"I want to ask Brother Mao, you have a son at home, will you tell your son what will happen to them at what age?" Tong Zhao checked Mao Wenkang's information, and then asked him.
"Actually, I used to tell my daughter-in-law that when our sons are about the same age, we have to tell them in advance and prepare them in advance. Mao Wenkang also had a certain degree of parenting fright, and said: "Tell him what to do at that time, don't panic too much in the face of this kind of thing." ”
"Actually, I think these are very good, and they also give us a very big reminder of how to tell children what they can do and what they can't do in advance when they grow up, and then learn to keep these little secrets of children, so as not to hurt their self-esteem because of embarrassment. ”
"So I propose that all the friends in the room thank our parents with the most blazing applause, okay. Tong Zhao was caught off guard and poured chicken soup again.
Maybe as a parent, I began to take the initiative to explore the aspect of educating children. Tong Zhao, on the other hand, adheres to the principle that not scolding can become a success, but to educate his children in a gentle way, step by step, starting from the story, enlightening, starting from companionship, and cultivating his children step by step.
This sentence was instantly applauded by the audience.
Even Tian Ziyuan applauded.
But after Tong Zhao's words were finished, Zhou Ruoruo seemed to have forgotten his lines and script, and stood here awkwardly. Tian Ziyuan immediately stopped the recording of the variety show, instructed Tong Zhao to prepare his own performance, and then reprimanded Zhou Ruoruo, because the original plan was not like this.
But Tong Zhao's topic is so good, it just so happened that Zhou Ruoruo made a mistake again, and Tian Ziyuan felt that it was understandable to change it.
Zhou Ruoruo's aggrieved heart, where did she think that Tong Zhao had so much ink in his stomach, selling jokes on the field and pouring chicken soup unexpectedly. This not only requires an understanding of variety shows, but also requires the performers themselves to have high talents.
And Wang Li didn't know how to get it, so he actually let Tong Zhao master the variety show. I can't let go, I can't fit into the topic, and standing next to me is like a vase.
Zhou Ruoruo was aggrieved, Tong Zhao touched up his makeup and appeared on the stage with the dancers.
When the music sounded, Tong Zhao quickly played the guitar in one hand, and his body jumped as if a beat. The screen behind him flickered instantly, and the martial arts actor next to him instantly danced with it.
"We were always late every day. ”
"We felt so good at the beginning. ”
"At the beginning, we always had a heartbeat for girls. ”
Tong Zhao's voice is very brisk, with the fast-paced music, instantly ignited the youth memories buried in everyone's hearts, the lights on the stage flickered, Tong Zhao played the guitar, stepped on the beat, and his body was constantly writhing with the music.
When Tong Zhao sang "Goodbye eighteen years old, when my first kiss stayed in that second", the audience and friends below were all dancing with him in an instant.
The atmosphere of the scene was suddenly set off to the extreme.