Chapter 448, Teach Me to Cultivate
"Didn't you hear me?"
"It's not that I didn't hear clearly, but I didn't understand it. ”
"You're an adult, there's no way you can't understand, right?"
"I listen to my cousin...... It seems that I think I am ...... with Miss Zhao What's that...... That's what my cousin meant, right?"
Red Silk snorted coldly: "What? do you want to deny it?"
Chen Qinglang couldn't cry or laugh: "It's not that I want to deny it, but there is no such thing at all, and I can't admit it if I want to." ”
"When I just said double cultivation, you acquiesced, but now you want to deny it...... What the hell do you mean?"
"It's true that double cultivation is double cultivation, but it's not me and her, it's someone else. Chen Qinglang explained.
"What?!" Hongsian's expression changed suddenly, and the whole person was very excited, "You actually let others sleep in Xiaoxue?
The head was eaten by......
This scolding is quite fresh......
"Cousin, although someone else is double cultivating with her, it is by no means sleeping with her, that thing is completely different from what you imagined. ”
But Red Silk obviously couldn't listen to his explanation.
She walked around the kitchen, feeling unsettled.
After going around a few times, she looked up at Chen Qinglang and opened her mouth to speak, but she only exhaled a rough breath. After a few more turns, she pointed at Chen Qinglang with her finger, her mouth opened, and she still didn't say anything. took two more steps, slammed into Chen Qinglang's face, and said loudly: "Chen Qinglang, is there something wrong with you?" If you let such a beautiful girl not sleep, but let others spoil it, you are a psychopath! and...... Didn't you say you like virgins? You just sit still and let others enjoy it...... You're really! Xiaoxue too! Stupid, she also promised this kind of thing! If you slept with you, then forget it, if you were slept with by others, what would it matter?! Is it disgusting?
Chen Qinglang hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover her mouth, and whispered: "Cousin, you speak softly, there are people outside, if this is heard, Miss Zhao's innocence will be ruined." ”
Hongsilk pulled his hand away: "Xiaoxue's innocence is ruined, and you also found someone to destroy it! It's disgusting! It's better for you to destroy it!"
Chen Qinglang was helpless: "No, cousin, no one ruined her innocence, and she is a woman!"
"Huh?" Red Silk was stunned for a moment, a little down, "You...... What do you say?"
Chen Qinglang smelled the smell of paste in the pot, so he turned off the stove, and then repeated what he just said to Hongxi: "I said, the person who cultivates with Miss Zhao is a woman." ”
Red Silk blinked her eyes and digested it for two minutes before she could barely swallow it.
"No, women and women can also double cultivate?" Hongxi's expression was very strange, "How can this double cultivation, you can't take fake things...... That can't cure the disease, are you fooling me?"
"......" Chen Qinglang was a little speechless, "It's not my cousin, can your mind not be so dirty? Who said that double cultivation has to be that...... Our Taoist double cultivation is talking about...... Soul double cultivation. Soul-on, you know? Soul! It's not as vulgar as you think. You...... Alas, mortals are mortals, and this ideological realm is too low. ”
"You mean to say...... Divine Friendship?"
"What kind of god is for? What is it? Not for! That's called ...... That's called fusion! Fusion! It's not Jiao!" Chen Qinglang was a little crazy at this moment, "Cousin, I feel like you're insulting us cultivators!"
"I didn't insult you...... Wait, you say...... Cultivator? Are you a cultivator? The kind of cultivator who pursues immortality in the legend? Not an ordinary Taoist priest who catches ghosts and exorcises demons?" Hongxi's eyes widened, "Can you live forever? Never die, and eternal youth? Isn't it......? What's so ...... Oops, Mom...... Great!"
Chen Qinglang didn't expect to inadvertently leak his mouth.
He hurriedly said, "Uh...... A Taoist priest who catches ghosts and exorcists...... It's also a cultivator...... It's all the same. ”
"I don't care, you teach me. Red Silk hugged him at once, and the whole person was attached to his body.
Chen Qinglang was so frightened that he shook off, as if a caterpillar had fallen off his body: "Cousin, are you a woman, don't make it all day long, I'll ...... you I have a girlfriend, what do you have!...... You let go of me, it's not good for people to see it. ”
"No, if you don't teach me, I won't let go. The red silk hugged him to death, ignoring the defense of men and women, and the chest was close to the chest, and the full places were flattened.
"It's not...... Cousin, why are you like this? I ...... If I say no, I won't pay...... I'm a guy with a girlfriend! I'm not going to mess around!"
"Teach me, teach me, teach me, teach me!"
“…… If you do this again, I'll call the police. ”
"Hmm~Teach others~"
Red Silk's body writhed in his arms, like a hot beauty snake.
Chen Qinglang looked up at the ceiling, with a look of lovelessness.
It seems that do not pay ...... My cousin won't let go of herself.
Think of a way to let her go of herself.
"Well, since my cousin is so loving, I might as well be respectful. Just do that kind of thing...... It's really not a good place here. Why don't we go to the movies together, have a glass of red wine, and then do that...... Do you think it's good?"
"Teach me the Tao...... Do you want to watch a movie and drink red wine?"
"Teach you to cultivate, when did I teach you to cultivate?" Chen Qinglang felt that something was wrong.
"You just said yes, and now you want to regret it?!"
"I didn't promise to teach you the Tao, what I promised was to make friends with you...... So what......"
The whole person of Red Silk was shocked.
"When did the old lady say that she was going to hand over something with you!" she let go of Chen Qinglang at once, took a few steps back, and faced him in a wolf-proof attitude, as if Chen Qinglang would mistreat her at any time.
Chen Qinglang was a little unhappy: "No, what kind of attitude do you have, you just begged me to hand it over to you, and I promised you...... You're kidding me, aren't you?"
"Hooligans, perverted, shameless!obscene!" "Four insulting words popped out of Hongsian's mouth in a row, "I'm asking you to teach me the Tao, not letting you follow me...... It's the teaching of teaching, not the mating of copulation! What the hell are you thinking? You...... Alas, men, men, the thoughts in this head are really ...... It's so obscene!"
Chen Qinglang was dumbfounded.
Feelings yourself misunderstood?
Phew, it's all to blame for handing over just now, and I've got myself in.
"Ahem. He coughed dryly, "Well, cousin, beg someone later, make it clear!" I still wonder, why do you beg me to hand it over to you in the kitchen, this is too ......."
"I think you are so serious, and you are really like all the men in the world, you are a stinky rascal!"
"Okay, okay, I'm a stinky rascal, you're Bingqing Yujie, okay? It's really, don't say it, I'm going to cook." ”
"Then let's settle it, let's go to a movie together tonight, have a glass of red wine, and then you teach me the Tao. "Red Silk Road.
Chen Qinglang hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, there's no such thing, it's impossible to teach you to cultivate, don't be delusional." ”
"You just promised!"
"What I promised was that handover, not this teaching!"
"If you want to ...... That's okay too. The expression of the red silk instantly became charming, and a pair of eyes melted with spring, "Cousin is still ...... The first time......"
Chen Qinglang felt a chill in his body, and shuddered suddenly: "None of them can be Jiao." ”
"Hypocrisy! You obviously want to make that handover! I couldn't help but agree just now, and I want to watch a movie and drink red wine! Stinky boy, you think about it quite thoughtfully. ”
"I'm here to get you to let go of the lies I'm telling...... None of jiao. ”
"Really can't do any jiao?"
"Really none of Jiao!"
"You dislike me like that?"
"It's not a question of disliking or not disliking, but these two jiao are very cautious things, and you can't just jiao people, understand?"
Hongxi's expression became very sad: "Xiao Lang, do you have to be so cruel to your cousin?" Look at it, the corners of my cousin's eyes are wrinkled. If I continue like this, I'll soon be an old woman. ”
She put her beautiful face in front of Chen Qinglang's eyes, but Chen Qinglang looked at it for a long time and didn't find a trace of wrinkles.
"Hehe, my cousin is so well maintained, I don't know, I thought it was a little girl in her early twenties. ”
"Don't talk about him left and right, I'll ask you if you say yes!"
"No, I don't. ”
"Then how can you say yes?"
"I can't say yes to anything. ”
"Are you so ruthless?!"
"It's not ruthless, it's not ruthless......"
Before he finished speaking, Hongsilk had already snorted coldly: "Okay, even if you are ruthless, my Hongsilk has a thin life, so I should be pitiful for the rest of my life, so I will leave." ”
After saying this, Red Silk turned around and walked out of the kitchen.
Zhao Yingxue was sitting in the living room chatting with Jiang Siyu and Chen Yao, and when she came out, she asked, "Cousin, did you go in to help out, and then you were kicked out by Mr. Chen?"
Red Silk pulled Zhao Yingxue up with a very bad expression: "Let's go." ”
Zhao Yingxue didn't know why: "What's wrong? Didn't you say you wanted to eat Chinese food here......
"It's just instant noodles, what's so delicious? Let's go out for a big meal!"
"What the hell is going on......"