Chapter Twenty-Nine: Something Ugly

Dugu Wei's heart is very relaxed, although she came with a task today, but the banquet has not yet started, which does not prevent her from playing happily at this time. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Qin Shu wanted to play fighting grass, but Dugu Wei was bored and pulled someone to throw sandbags. Qin Shu was used to being oppressed by her, so she didn't dare to resist, so she had to follow with her grievances.

The game of throwing sandbags is an occasional time when Dugu Weiwei sees corn and somehow pops out of his head. Later, she asked Yu to sew a cloth bag for her, filled it with corn, and took it out to play with her friends.

For the fact that there is a thousand-year-old monster living in his heart, Dugu Weiwei was terrified at the beginning, and then he got used to it, and now he has become very happy, feeling that "it" is a big treasure trove, with inexhaustible knowledge and novel ideas.

By the time the ladies had finished listening to the babbling and dying, it was noon, and the children were sweating profusely and were taken to wash by their respective attendants.

The feast in the hall also began.

Dugu Wei only had a ghost in his heart, but he sat down as if nothing happened, and he couldn't wait to wave his hand and shout: The show is ----

There were only four seats in the room, and the high-status lady sat on the chairman, and the Shen, Xiao Zheng, and Fan Xiaowu's mother, Pei, were all at this table, and the Zheng family personally accompanied the guests.

The young daughters-in-law sat down, and Lu greeted. The girls sat at one table, and the children took another.

The maids presented a copper gilt amphora daylily pattern wide-mouth cup, the cup was steaming hot, and there were snow-white flakes floating in it, Dugu Weiwei lowered his head and smelled it, a sweet and greasy taste, it turned out to be Sydney honey water.

This is an era of poor food, and there are no drinks, except for the so-called tea with salt, ginger, green onions, peppercorns and other miscellaneous things, that is, honey water with pears is very popular.

Dugu Weiwei turned his head and saw that the maid was pouring wine for the ladies at Zheng's table, and the utensils used for the wine were indeed the set of white porcelain cups with flowers and wealth.

Dugu Weiwei touched the lotus bag on her waist that Ding Ding had just tied to her, and there was an identical wine cup lying quietly inside.

On the table, there is a steamed catfish, a roast leg of lamb, rabbit meat, venison, and a few dishes of meat made from chicken and duck. There are not many seasonal vegetables, and at this time, there are a few woad, hollyhock, and pickled shepherd's cabbage.

Dugu Weiwei was embarrassed by the food and nourishment he got out of this time, and he didn't have any appetite when he saw the things in front of him, although he was hungry and playful, he only ate some rice.

Dugu Weiwei was hiding something in his heart, so he didn't dare to eat more, so he hurriedly stuffed a few mouthfuls to make a bottom. Peeking at Zheng's table, the ladies were quietly eating elegantly.

Dugu Weiwei pretended to pick up rice with his right hand, reached under the table with his left hand and poked into the lotus bag, and quietly took out the porcelain cup.

She hid the cup in the sleeve pocket of the right sleeve. For today's matter, she specially asked Yu to sew the sleeve pockets to the cuffs for her to facilitate access.

The weather was still very cold, and she was wearing a big red butterfly brocade jacket with dark patterns, and the cup was placed on the cuffs, which was not conspicuous at all.

Get ready, put down the chopsticks and get up, walk to the main table as if nothing happened, beckon the maid holding the wine pot to come forward, hold the pot herself, call Mrs. first, and salute Zheng: "On the day of the lady's birthday, Wei Wei was naughty and disturbed the happiness of the lady, and was confined to the house by her mother, and she failed to apologize to the lady. Mother repeatedly explained at home that she must make amends to her wife today......"

Shen said in his heart, when did I confess, why don't I know? How long has it been, have I forgotten it?

I had to smile and nod my head.

Dugu Wei only said, while holding the pot to pour Zheng full of wine, handed the wine pot to the maid to hold, picked up the wine glass with both hands and said, "Madam drank this cup, you should forgive Wei Wei." ”

Although Shen muttered in his heart, it was difficult for his daughter to be reliable once in a while, so he could only nod and smile.

Dugu Weiwei looks very good, his skin is white and smooth, his cheeks are bulging like two buns are stuffed in his mouth, and his eyes are big with water, and they are bright.

Looking at people so earnestly, even if he knew that this was an out-and-out bear child, he couldn't help but be confused by her small appearance and forget all kinds of annoyances about her.

Seeing that she was obviously a small person, but she learned to be an adult and toasted seriously, Zheng smiled so much that there were a few more wrinkles on his face, and while reaching out to take the wine handed by Dugu Weiwei, he said in a coaxing tone: "Okay, I just drank this cup, I can't live up to our Weiwei's intentions, right?"

The female dependents drank fruit wine, which was average in sugar water, but it was more sour and fragrant than sugar water, which made Dugu Weiwei want to drink a glass.

Zheng put down the cup and said to Shen: "Wei Wei has really grown up and is sensible!"

The ladies present also praised Dugu Weiwei. Shen Shi was busy with a few humble words, her eyes fell on Dugu Weiwei, she made an embarrassed look, half-lowered her head and took the pot to pour wine for Xiao Zheng.

The corners of Shen's eyes twitched, and his own children knew that her little demon star was shy, and she couldn't be snickering in her heart. But it was really unexpected that she could think of making amends for her sins.

On the left hand side of the Zheng family is the Shen family, and on the right hand side is the little Zheng family.

Dugu Weiwei handed over the fruit wine with both hands and said, "That day, the brother of the Wei family was frightened, and Mrs. Wei was worried, and Wei Wei also made amends to Mrs. Wei. ”

Xiao Zheng muttered in his heart, Wei Yanhei Wei Yansi on weekdays, this time he will be called the brother of the Wei family. This little girl is just as slippery as her father.

Everyone is looking at this time, she is dozens of years old, she really can't worry about a child, and she has to smile if she doesn't like Dugu Weiwei.

Dugu Weiwei was waiting for her to take the wine, Xiao Zheng's index finger was about to touch the wine glass, and Dugu Weiwei let go.

The glass fell to the ground and swirled on the pine floor, spilling the wine all over the floor, but the glass was intact.

Dugu Weiwei said "oops" and hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't blame Madame, it's my hand that slipped." ”

Xiao Zheng's anger fell back, it was originally this girl's fault, she rushed to say it like she was reckless, this girl was competing to admit her mistake for herself, she couldn't explain it yet, as soon as she explained, it seemed that she was not as good as a child when she was such an adult, so she had to swallow her anger in her stomach.

grinded his teeth, gritted his teeth and comforted Dugu Weiwei: "It's okay, it's okay, Weiwei is still young, and it's common for his hands to be unstable." In the end, I was unwilling, and I couldn't help but stab.

"The cup is dirty, so I bother my sister to change it again. Dugu Weiwei said to the maid who was waiting.

Those who can serve on such an occasion are all discerning, and there is no need for Dugu Weiwei to command, there is a maid who squats down to clean up the mess on the ground, and another person turns around and takes the same wine glass and serves it.

The banquet of this scale is cooked, and the unexpected situations that will occur at the banquet are also expected, and there are spare cup halls.

Dugu Weiwei took the cup handed by the maid, turned around, and covered it with the body of Xiao Zheng beside him, and his ten fingers flew like playing a pipa, even if she was seen, she just thought that she had changed the cup from her right hand to her left hand.

Dugu Weiwei put the cup on the table, took the wine jug and poured the wine until it was eight points full, then held it with both hands, pretending to be unstable and shook it gently, so that the dried medicine on the inner wall of the cup could be fully dissolved.

I was afraid that the time was too short, and the medicine in the cup was not completely dissolved, so I said in my mouth: "Just now, Wei Wei was careless, and he made a mistake again, so he has to respect Mrs. Wei for three cups." ”

With so many people watching, Xiao Zheng had no choice but to pinch his nose and drink three glasses of wine from her.

Seeing Xiao Zheng drink the wine with ingredients, Duguwei's only heart couldn't help but fall into his stomach.

I thought proudly, I just finished a set, but I wasn't nervous at all, and I couldn't help but admire my composure skills.

You have to do a full set of plays, and Xiao Zheng's head is Fan Xiaowu's mother Pei. That day, Fan Xiaowu was stung on the head by a wasp and puffed up a big bag. Dugu Weiwei played well with Fan Xiaowu, but he sincerely apologized to Pei's family.

Then Yu Hui's mother and Gao Yanyan's mother drank her toast one by one.

After a round of wine, Dugu Weiwei received a lot of praise, which made Shen's stomach, who knew the virtue of his own girl, inexplicable, I don't know which tendon of her girl was twitched, and she was so sensible today.

With a smile on her face, she responded to others' compliments: "You have won the prize, as long as this kid doesn't mess around, I will burn high incense." "Don't say that, the child is still young, and he can't afford to be praised. ”

When he returned to his seat, Fan Xiaowu nodded and praised: "Sister Wei Wei has really grown up." ”

Gao Yanyan hurriedly sandwiched a chopstick dish for her: "Eat it quickly, the dishes are cold." ”

The children were talking and laughing, but no one paid attention to Dugu Weiwei, who secretly observed Xiao Zheng from time to time.

However, after the tea effort, I saw Xiao Zheng's frowning from time to time, and one hand reached down to rub his stomach.

Dugu Weiwei gave Du Yan a thumbs up in his heart, this medicine worked really fast. Her eyes were full of thieves, and she was full of excitement and hated to pull the little friend next to her, telling people that the show was about to start.

However, after a few breaths, Xiao Zheng seemed to be unable to hold back any longer, and his face slowly turned pale.

Zheng noticed the difference in her face and asked, "Is the third sister uncomfortable, do you want to go to the back to rest?"

"I'm going to change my clothes. "Xiao Zheng is not good at saying that he has an uncomfortable stomach at the dinner table.

Standing up stiffly, the maid who wanted to stretch out her hand to serve stepped forward, and this slight action caused a wave of overturning in the stomach, and she couldn't hold back two farts in succession.

The voice was rapid and loud, as if it had burst out with all its strength.

Xiao Zheng's face suddenly turned the color of pig liver, and he didn't dare to look at the faces of everyone in the room, standing there a little at a loss.

Everyone in the hall also felt embarrassed, not laughing, and saying nothing. Only the child at Dugu Weiwei's table couldn't help but cover his mouth and snicker.

After all, the Zheng family is a sister of the Xiao Zheng family, and it is not good to see her make a fool of herself in public, and before she can say a few words to solve the siege, she suddenly heard a sound of crackling drums and drums, and then a stench instantly emitted it.

Everyone in the hall was also stunned, and immediately reacted, covering their noses and snorting, and left their seats one after another. Others couldn't help retching a few times, and hurriedly turned their heads away from looking at the pickles.

A radius of seven feet beside Xiao Zheng was instantly vacant.

I don't know which child laughed out loud, then two low-hearted laughs, and then the children who couldn't hold back laughed together.

Dugu Weiwei also fanned the bottom of his nose with his hand, giggling and staggering.