Chapter 23: A Tale in the Heavenly Court

After listening to Wang Zhihe's words, Lin Qi's first reaction was... Unbelief!

That's impossible!!!

How can there be such a low immortal, hanging on the wall, hitting plastic steel glass, piercing the head? What kind of unique activity is this...

However, thinking of the blue light when Jiang Yingyu ran up, he couldn't help frowning deeply. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Go on. ”

Wang Zhihe took a puff of cigarette and spit out a smoke ring: "In this way, I'll tell you a story." ”

"In the heavenly court, there is a place called Fengshen Temple! There is Fengshen, and his disciples, handymen, because now it is popular that the machine is windy, the machine is raining, and it is fully intelligent, so this place that used to be very busy is becoming more and more idle! When people are idle, they are bored! What should I do if I am bored!! Fall in love! Coincidentally, the little apprentice of Fengshen fell in love with a girl! It is nothing to like a girl, after all, his master Fengshen also has a little status in the sky! It's a pity, he's a little bit back, and what he likes is the broom star's daughter! If you like it, you like it, and the two of them love each other, and it's nothing! Coincidentally, after he talked for two days, he was a little empathetic and didn't fall in love! Because the broom star's daughter was a little violent, and she liked to beat him! But that girl really liked him, and hitting him was just a matter of character, so she cried. Broom Star was annoyed by his daughter's crying, so he went to find Fengshen's little apprentice, and happened to meet him and a maid talking about love (kissing). ”

At this point, he finished his cigarette and poured himself a glass of water on the table and took a sip.

Lin Qi listened more and more curiously, and couldn't help asking, "And then?"

You also know that he is a person, he usually has no friends, his body is full of mildew, whoever touches him is unlucky, and the gods can't stand it! Just such a girl, or was born back then, it was really in his mouth for fear of melting, and he was afraid of falling in his hand! How could such a thing be bullied! Then the broom star beat him violently! Originally, this matter was in the past, but one day, the little apprentice of the wind god drank too much, and in a daze, he ran into the daughter of the broom star outside, and as a result... The moon is dark and the wind is high, and he is a lonely man and a widow, so he plans to forcibly give her up! You say that he is also brain-dead, and he will go up, so he is so brain-dead that he is doing this at the door of someone's broom star! As a result, he didn't wait to take off his pants, and he was held down by the broom star. Good guy, what a beating! The next day, he was thrown into the Heavenly Court Prison by the broom star. ”

"Isn't it okay for the wind god to care???"

"What's the matter? Broom Star, who has nothing to do, provoke him to be angry! Broom Star was irritable at that time, who would dare to go..."

"And then?"

Later, how angry the broom star was, he gave him another obscure decision... It's a good thing, and since you have it, you're never afraid of luck... Because, you may be able to pee on your face! Later, an interesting thing happened, the last Heavenly Court Warden was a bit brainless, saying that Sun Wukong was speeding every day, affecting the traffic of the Heavenly Realm, and he would be detained for 15 days as a punishment! Hehe.... The prison was leaked by Sun Wukong's stick and bucket, and more than half of the prisoners inside ran away! The warden was immediately removed from his post and investigated, and the prison was in chaos!"

"What about the people who ran out of prison???

"Hehe, where else can I run, I can only run to the world!! sooner or later I will be caught back on it, and I can hide it for a while longer! If it weren't for this, do you think you might get that thing?"

Wang Zhihe glanced at him with disdain, and continued: "At that time, the little apprentice of the Wind God, because of the reason of the obscure decision, his luck was simply too good! The head hit the ground first! You know? Because of that moment, the whole person was directly abolished and turned to reincarnation! But after the reincarnation, his obscure life decision was suppressed, and his own spells were gone. But his immortal bones are still there, and those things are not gone, they are just hidden. But because you met him, the system on your body sent out an alarm system for you to arrest this fugitive. And because his immortal bone was threatened, it was slowly stimulated, causing it to be activated like a dead life, and it happened again! How, irritating or not. ”

Lin Qi was dumbfounded when he heard this, and after a long time, he remembered a very important question: "Before my system was upgraded, didn't I only be able to catch ordinary people? Why do you let me catch immortals now!"

Wang Zhihe glanced at Lin Qi as if he was looking at an idiot: "He's all reincarnated, okay! He has lost all his mana, and he has gone through the baptism of reincarnation, and he is already a mortal in front of the system! But the group of people in charge of the prisoner's information in the sky don't know about it, so the registration is still 1000 points! So, this time, you have made a lot of money! The two little guys I know are not as good as you... Uh, ahem, this water is good. ”

When Lin Qi heard Wang Zhihe's last words, his expression couldn't help but change, and he frowned slightly: "What the hell is going on with those two people! I'll give you another 500,000, you tell me about the two of them, and why I can get this system!"

"Hehe, everything has its own rules, and it also has its own cycle of cause and effect! The Heavenly Court Prison has collapsed, this is the cause! The system is issued, this is the effect! All these are rules, you can get the system, and you also have your own number of lives, everyone is within the cause and effect, all within the rules, if I say it, it is equivalent to breaking the rules of this game... So, it's all up to you. ”

Wang Zhihe was rarely serious, and looked at Lin Qi with a serious expression: "Whether it is a chess player or a chess piece, they all know that they are laid out around this chessboard! You can be said to be a variable, and no one knows where your variable will go, but one thing is certain, you know too much now, and it is not good for you! Because there are too many things involved, too big! I like to gamble, and I don't like to follow the rules... So, with this hand, I can slay those two big dragons by buying your chess piece! However, there is not much I can help you! There is only so much I can say, and you can experience the rest for yourself!"

Lin Qi listened to the chill in his heart getting worse and worse, and Wang Zhihe's words, he also faintly understood seven or eight points! Although he was just an ordinary mortal, when he was born, his head didn't fall to the ground first! So, he wasn't stupid!