Chapter 147: Tianshan Tong's grandmother

"Congratulations to the Champion for winning the second match again, and the defense was successful!"

Li Bin looked at Wang Baohe, and was about to say something comforting, when the old man waved his hand and said with a smile: "You also underestimate the old man and me, right?" ”

He turned to look at Li Bin and Wang Peng and said, "For a person who is over seventy years old and most of his body has been buried in the soil, is this false name still of any use?" ”

He pointed to Mo Qi on the stage, and said, "I didn't come in vain today, I am happier to see a hope than anything else!" Otherwise, if I really go to the Netherworld, I don't know how to face the ancestors and ancestors? ”

Mo Qi just stepped off the stage, and saw the three people standing in a row looking at him, especially Wang Baohe, his face was a little excited, and he was just about to explain a few sentences when the old man grabbed him, and said excitedly: "Good boy, are you still hiding in front of me?" Your master has taught a good apprentice! ”

Mo Qi was stunned for a moment, he didn't know how to answer, he could only smile and nod, but it seemed that the ghost hand was not only angry when he lost? Pretty happy?

Wang Peng secretly gave him a look, and answered: "I have told you a long time ago that our ancient color tricks are stronger from generation to generation!" Isn't Moqi a ready-made example? And me, huh? ”

"Fuck off!" After Wang Peng's interruption, Wang Baohe's mood stabilized, and he scolded with a smile: "Just your triangular cat kung fu? Don't talk about swallowing the sword, you can spit it out if you give me a green onion! ”

A few people laughed, Mo Qi relaxed, there were Wang Peng and Li Bin, although Wang Baohe won this time, the relationship did not deteriorate, and the old man still took a fancy to himself! I don't know if it has anything to do with my master?

"Let's not talk about it yet, it's time for the old man to play!"

Wang Baohe moved his muscles, looked at Mo Qi and smiled: "Don't be too complacent, my best skill is only now on the scene!" ”

Mo Qi was stunned, could it be......

Wang Baohe laughed, strode onto the stage, looked at the audience and said emotionally: "The Central Plains is really a treasure land, outstanding people, how many years of ancient color tricks have finally produced a rising star!" Today I lost to Mochi, but I'm happy! ”

"The old man has a heart!"

"Okay, it's a ghost hand!"

"Just give you a thumbs up for this sentence!"

When the audience heard this, they applauded loudly and sighed that Wang Baohe was broad-minded and had the demeanor of a senior master. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Mo Qi is now the spokesperson of local magic, and it is the pride of everyone to win the real master, and everyone is very happy.

"It's a win and a loss, but it's not over yet. It's rare for everyone to come to the show, the play is bigger than the sky, you are our food and clothing parents, as long as you are on the stage, you must dedicate the best show to everyone! ”

Wang Baohe arched his hand, took off his coat, revealing the tights inside, and then asked the staff to bring up a small coat and show: "Viewers who are familiar with me should know that the ghost hand has three magic weapons, fast hands, divine mouth, and bone shrinking skills!" I'm happy today, how about performing the bone shrinking gong for you again? ”

"The legendary bone shrinking skill?"

"Wow, it's worth it today!"

"The old man is mighty!"

When the audience heard this, they all became excited, they hadn't seen the ghost hand perform the bone shrinking skill for a long time, after all, he was old, and every time it was a test of the body, Mo Qi was also a little worried when he heard it, and asked Wang Peng: "Old man, ...... he"

Wang Peng waved his hand and said with a big grin: "It's okay, the old man's health is better than mine!" Practice shrinking bones every day, and often say that if you don't practice for a day, you will lose half of it, and you will see. ”

Mo Qi and Li Bin glanced at each other and put their minds at ease, it was just a show, and the old man couldn't be injured, since there was no danger, it was just a good time to see the legendary bone shrinking Dafa up close.

"It's three beers, everyone!"

Wang Baohe picked up three bottles of beer, arranged them in a triangle, picked up the gown in his hand, and displayed: "This is a cloth shirt worn by a three-year-old child, it is so big, it can just wrap three bottles of beer." ”

When the audience saw it, the gown was really small, barely able to fit three bottles of wine, and there was no extra space at all. With such small clothes, let alone wearing them, a fat person can't even put his arms in!

Wang Baohe took a deep breath, sank into the dantian, squatted slightly, and began to slowly move his shoulders. Suddenly, with a click, the right shoulder seemed to be broken, and it hung down softly.

"Removing bones?"

Wang Peng looked at Mo Qi and nodded: "Yes, it is impossible for ordinary people to wear that little dress, and they can only complete the performance by removing the bones, removing the joints of the upper body, and compressing the gaps between the bones." ”

Mo Qi took a deep breath, this is the real kung fu, he relies on the system's tricks, and the old man is a child who has been practiced for decades, and he immediately stood in awe.

"Come!"

Wang Baohe saw that his right shoulder was in place, and began to move his left shoulder, and let out a loud shout, and the left side was also removed.

Then he took a deep breath, slammed his shoulders in, and there were a few crisp sounds in his chest, and the originally normal bones collapsed into a large piece!

"You can even take off your chest?"

Mo Qi was very surprised, Wang Peng smiled: "Not only the chest, but even the muscles and bones on the back of the neck must be shrunk!" The old man practiced this trick at the age of four, and until now, do you say it's amazing? ”

Wang Baohe's face was a little painful, it seemed that it was not easy for him to shrink his bones, he gritted his teeth, supported his small coat with his low-hanging hands, turned around suddenly, and entered it with both gloves.

"Let's go!"

Then bend over, use the strength to shake it, and the gown is put into the upper body at once, and it can really be worn in!

"Go back!"

Wang Baohe breathed a sigh of relief, his shoulders relaxed slightly, as if his hands could move, and slowly lifted up and began to tie the buttons himself, starting from the bottom, then the middle, and finally the buttons near the neck.

"Good!"

The audience applauded, a dress that was too small for a three-year-old child could be worn on an adult! Stunt, that's kung fu!

"Don't rush to applaud yet, the show has just begun!"

Wang Baohe smiled slightly, breathed a sigh of relief, and gradually relaxed his complexion: "It's not a skill to wear it, you can still add things to it!" What to add, you ask? Here, add a bottle first! ”

He picked up a beer bottle on the table and slowly reached into his coat, and could he still stuff it in?

"God!"

Mo Qi clapped his hands and couldn't help but admire: "The old man is so powerful, he deserves to be a ghost hand!" ”

"One is not finished, good things come in pairs!"

The old man picked up another wine bottle and stuffed it into his clothes, and the audience exclaimed and applauded loudly.

"Don't be idle for the last one, go you!"

Wang Baohe picked up the last wine bottle, took a deep breath, stuffed it into his coat for the third time, and looked at the person dumbfounded, is this still a human?