After a burst of wild blood, the cross talk performance continued. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Everyone's attention returned to the stage.

Qin Feng gently knocked on the waking wood.

"Smack"

Everyone's spirits were lifted.

Qin Feng had a happy expression: "I almost completely forgot about football, and I indulged in sweet love every day"

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "Yes! Love is indeed very beautiful."

"Bah!

The audience began to boo Qin Feng, which was dissatisfied and protested against his happiness.

Qin Feng smiled embarrassedly: "But recently I made a small mistake"

Lin Yang was surprised: "What is the mistake?"

Qin Feng looked at the audience: "I'm sorry everyone"

Lin Yang was curious: "What's wrong?"

Qin Feng said in a panic: "You forgive me, you have to forgive me, right?"

Lin Yang was a little impatient: "Say something"

Qin Feng lowered his head and raised his sleeves to cover his face, looking faceless: "I, I can't help but watch football again"

"Bah-!"

Boos erupted.

Then there was a lot of laughter, and sure enough, the goods only stopped for a few seconds, and immediately opened up again.

Qin Feng raised his hands and covered his face and hid back, completely in a state of shame and indignation.

When everyone in the men's football team saw this, they almost vomited blood.

"Are we so disgusting to play football?

Lin Yang laughed a few times and said with relief: "What are you afraid of watching football?"

Qin Feng took a few steps forward, put down his sleeves and said embarrassedly: "No one does not make mistakes, I watched the ball kicked by the man again."

Lin Yang nodded: "Men's Football"

Qin Feng lowered his head and said, "After class that day, when I returned to my residence, there happened to be a men's football match broadcast, so I closed the door and closed the curtains."

As he spoke, he gestured with his hand to close the door and draw the curtains.

Lin Yang asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and made the action of pressing the remote control: "Watching football in the house, looking at it, banging on the door"

Lin Yang asked, "Who?"

Qin Feng hurriedly turned off the TV remote control: "Hurry up, I don't know who it is, turn off the TV,...... When I opened the door, it was my classmate Hao Jun, and he came in with one step."

Lin Yang smiled: "It's him!"

When Hao Jun in the audience heard this, he was immediately stunned, why did these two goods bring me in, they must not have held back their farts!

Qin Feng looked around a few times and asked with a smile, "What are you doing?...... It's okay. …… What's wrong, ***?"

"Hahaha"

Everyone started laughing instantly.

"Whoa!"

The boos were deafening.

Lin Yang was so happy on the stage that he fell.

The audience in the audience was already laughing and staggering in an instant, and tears were flying.

The boys laughed heartily, who hasn't seen it? The girls bowed their heads and laughed in shame.

Principal Li and the teachers laughed while looking at Qin Feng helplessly.

"This open-mouthed goods!"

Liu Yan blushed and lay on her lap and burst into laughter, and Sister Fei and Han Ru around her were almost the same.

The audience on the live broadcast side was also about to laugh like crazy.

"This goods are damaged at home, this is a comparison between the men's football team and **"

"It's too bad, the men of the men's football team have to die of disgust!"

"How did this thing come up with this, it's too vicious"

"Okay, the metaphor is good! The men's football team is about the same level as **"

……

The men's football team was so angry that they almost died, and their eyes were about to bleed.

"Qin Feng, you're too damned!"

Hao Jun rolled his eyes angrily.

These two grandsons really didn't hold back their farts, are they so obscene?

The gangzi next to them were already laughing like crazy, and kept making fun of Hao Jun.

"Hao Jun, you have to know how to share good films, don't hide it yourself"

"That's it, I didn't expect you to be a sullen thing!"

Hao Jun was so angry that he punched Gangzi and Li Wanhua together, and scolded with a smile:

"Fuck off, don't listen to Qin Feng's grandson's nonsense, he can't say anything with his stinky mouth!"

After saying a few words, several people immediately began to laugh.

……

Qin Feng looked innocent, waved his hands vigorously, and shook his head like a rattle, indicating that he would never ******** babble-!"

The boos are getting louder.

The burst of laughter did not abate in the slightest, and everyone was laughing wildly.

Qin Feng then raised his hand and pointed: "Don't talk nonsense, sit and sit,...... Sit here."

Lin Yang also nodded: "Don't guess"

Qin Feng raised his hand and made a remote control movement, and at the same time said in his mouth:

Hao Jun sat here, he picked up the remote control, and turned on the TV,...... (Loud) Look at football!"

Qin Feng's eyes immediately widened, and he denied loudly with righteous indignation: "No---!

"Hahaha"

The auditorium exploded immediately, and laughter erupted like a tsunami.

"Okay!"

The applause rang out at the same time.

It's so relieving! Everyone who has been hurt by the men's football team can't help but applaud loudly.

People laughed like crazy, and many people laughed so much that they slid straight from their seats to the ground, and then sat on the ground and laughed.

The teachers and stars in the front row also laughed to death, and the image that had just recovered a little was completely ruined.

The same is true on the live broadcast side, and the laughter can't be stopped at all.

Only the men's soccer team was in a state of rage.

Angry scolding and the sound of "bang, bang......" were heard in every room.

On the stage, Lin Yang was covering his mouth and laughing.

Qin Feng said embarrassedly to the audience: "I apologize, I have such a small mistake, please forgive me"

Lin Yang laughed and stretched out two fingers: "There are more than 20 bench players in the people's football team! I will come over and smoke you in a while, I will tell you!"

Qin Feng smiled and raised his hand and pointed outward: "They can't provoke those who talk about cross talk, and those who talk about cross talk are much worse than them."

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter suddenly increased a few points.

When people in the cross talk world heard this, everyone who was originally laughing suddenly stopped laughing abruptly like chickens stuck in their necks, and their faces turned red, not to mention how uncomfortable they were.

"Qin Feng, you are too lacking in morality! Don't forget to piggyback on the cross talk world when you scold the national football team, are we so bad? I'm afraid you're the only one with sores on your head and pus on the soles of your feet!"

The men's football team was even more angry and vomited blood, except for shouting and scolding and smashing things, there was no way to take Qin Feng.

Except for them, all places were filled with hearty laughter.

It's so painful! The men's soccer team should be scolded like this.

……

Lin Yang waved his hand: "Anyway, be careful."

Qin Feng nodded: "Football is gradually leaving my life, but to be honest, I still hope that the men's football team will have a day when it will be famous in world football."

Lin Yang nodded approvingly: "Everyone hopes for such a day."

Qin Feng looked longing: "If there is such a day, I will support the men's football team again, but I don't know if I can wait until this day in my lifetime."

Lin Yang was surprised: "With your current age, there are still decades left!"

The audience laughed again, and everyone had the same idea in their hearts, and the men's football team really had to wait until the Year of the Monkey to win world football.

When the men's football team heard this, they were ashamed one by one.

Qin Feng said gloomily: "Wait, I hope this day is not too far away"

Lin Yang smiled: "Then you have to live well"

Qin Feng looked up at the camera lens: "Maybe there are male football players in the audience watching the live broadcast, I guess you are very angry about what I said on stage today."

Lin Yang smiled and continued: "Definitely, it is estimated that you have eaten your heart."

The thoughts of everyone in the men's football team were just like what Lin Yang said, he couldn't wait to eat Qin Feng alive, but he swollen everyone's faces in the men's football team today.

Qin Feng smiled and pushed Lin Yang's shoulder: "Rank, think about your achievements, are you worthy of the support of fans across the country?"

Lin Yang nodded: "Hmm"

These words made all the men's football players blush, they really didn't have any achievements to boast about, how could they ask the fans to love the men's football team and not scold them.

Qin Feng continued to say with a straight face: "You may hate me and say that I embarrassed you."

Lin Yang nodded: "That's"

Qin Feng looked at the camera: "But everyone, here, I am a cross talker, if I don't even bother to talk about cross talk, then you are really finished!"

Lin Yang also nodded with a serious face: "That's right!"

"Bang Bang Bang"

The applause thundered again, and all the audience stood up and applauded Qin Feng's words.

"Good!

The applause resounded in the sky, and Qin Feng said this sentence to express everyone's common heart.

The live broadcast also applauded, and everyone agreed with this sentence.

Even if the men's football team members are extremely hostile to Qin Feng, they cannot deny the correctness of these words.

When the leaders of the General Administration of Sports heard Qin Feng's words, they also put away their smiles.

"This kid is still a bit of a shape, and can say such thought-provoking things"

Qin Feng continued: "There may be players or fans who will blame me, saying that it is not appropriate for me to say this cross talk at this time, and the men's football team will play against Brunei the day after tomorrow, which will interfere with the training and competition of the men's football team."

Lin Yang nodded and said, "There should be many people who think like this."

There are indeed many people on the live broadcast side who think so, thinking that it is inappropriate for Qin Feng to scold the men's football team like this now.

Qin Feng smiled disdainfully: "If my cross talk affects the preparation and competition of the men's football team, then I still advise you to rest as soon as possible, go home and nurse the child, don't be embarrassed on the field."

Lin Yang continued: "Yes"

"Hahaha"

The laughter rang out again.

The girls all blushed, laughing and scolding Qin Feng.

The faces of the men's football team who had just recovered a little darkened again, are you finished?

Qin Feng paused for a moment, then said:

"Look at the opponents you're going to face, the Brunei team, the players are either fishermen or teachers, civil servants, students, etc., how many professional players are there?

Look at you again, you are all the so-called top professional players in domestic football, earning millions or more a year, if you can't even win against the Brunei team, then do you still have the face to play football? Do you have the face to say that you are a professional player?"

Lin Yang nodded heavily: "That's true."

The faces of the men's football team are getting darker and darker, Qin Feng is right, if they can't even win Brunei, then there will definitely be a big earthquake inside the men's football team, and they will be scolded to death by the Chinese people.

Qin Feng completely put them on the fire.

Everyone else agrees with Qin Feng's words, even the fans who were dissatisfied with him before can't deny it.

Qin Feng continued: "If you can't win such a team with a big score like cutting melons and vegetables, it will be a shame!"

Lin Yang nodded in agreement and continued: "That's right"

Qin Feng picked up the fan and knocked on the palm of his hand:

"Some people say that my scolding of the men's football team like this will affect morale and psychology, so I will hehe, Kong Shengren once said, 'shame is almost brave', isn't the historical record of the men's football team not a shame?

"Good!"

Everyone on the live broadcast side applauded.

The men's football team could only watch the live broadcast with a black face, and there was no reason to refute it, and their historical records were full of shame.

Lin Yang: "That's a good point"

Qin Feng looked at the camera with a smile on his face:

"As for psychology, dear fans and friends, this is a bunch of professional players! If they can't even withstand this attack, then let's make a quick substitution! Otherwise, in any away game, they will collapse, and football will be even more hopeless!"

Lin Yang nodded in agreement: "Yes"

The faces of the men's football team on the live broadcast end are as black as the bottom of the pot.

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said:

"The day after tomorrow is the men's match against Brunei, and all the fans will be waiting to see if they can play a big game"

Lin Yang continued: "Hmm"

Qin Feng looked at the camera lens and said:

"I also hope that the men's football team can break into the World Cup, score the first goal of the Chinese, and really rise to the top, when the men's football team is welcome to come back and hit me in the face, I will greet you with a big smile"

Lin Yang continued: "Me too"

Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang with a smile: "Okay, let Lin Yang replace me, don't be polite when you arrive!"

Lin Yang stretched out his hand and pushed Qin Feng: "you"

After speaking, the two immediately smiled and took a step back, walked out from behind the cross talk stage, and bowed deeply to the audience.

The third cross talk ended.

brush, and the audience stood up.

"Bang Bang Bang"

Crazy applause immediately thundered.

"It's wonderful."

The cheers also burst out like a tsunami from the mountains. (To be continued.) )