Chapter 2623: One Shot and Two Shots
Since Xiao Sheng was able to get out of bed and walk normally, he has not let others get involved in the job of taking care of the nouveau riche. Although he still can't tell the winner from his father, in practice he still strives to fulfill his obligations as a son.
Watching the news, the father and son can blush and have a thick neck because of the facts. In order to prove that their point of view is right, the two have used their relationship to call Kyoto. Whichever side wins, the other side has 10,000 reasons to get the matter aside.
Noisy to noisy, noisy to noisy. The relationship between father and son has never been so harmonious and intimate as it is now!
The nouveau riche who has removed the oxygen mask is in the wound healing period. Then, whether it is eating, drinking, or acting in life, someone needs to take care of it. During this time, it was easy to use his own son, and it seemed natural for the nouveau riche to shout!
"Zhonglei helped Lao Tzu pee...... "is almost sixty years old, and he still looks like a young man." I don't know how to be subtle at all. Xiao Sheng, who was fiddling with his mobile phone and was talking to Zhang Yi on video, turned his head and glanced at him. Although he said 'lazy people have a lot of and urine', he still honestly got up and supported the nouveau riche.
The news is also reporting on the 'Ebola' virus ravaging Africa. Central Africa, in particular, has become the hardest hit region, with thousands of deaths reported every day. Not to mention the tribes that are far from the mainstream media!
"Your demon uncle is not easy to mix over there. It seems that the few areas in Central Africa that have been severely affected by disasters have been the focus of his development in recent years! If you want to say that this matter has nothing to do with forbearance and forbearance, I don't believe it if you kill me. The nouveau riche who had a hard time walking, with Xiao Sheng's support, moved to the bathroom little by little.
The old man was also stubborn, obviously there was a urinal next to the bed, so he had to go to the bathroom five meters away. Every time Xiao Sheng said that he was kicked in the head by a donkey. He would always answer righteously: "What if a nurse pushes the door in and falls in love with me because my 'Liangbao' is hopeless, what will your mother do?"
And whenever Xiao Sheng heard this, he would always reply provocatively: "Can your kidneys still be used......?"
"Don't play a trap with me, is there a long time off. The matter of going to Africa can drag on for a year and a half, and I am not too long!" Xiao Sheng replied very simply.
The grinning nouveau riche replied more directly: "At most, you will be allowed to stay at home for another month or two." It's true, I don't want to be motivated at a young age. Look at me, when you were your age, you became famous and retired to the rivers and lakes!"
"Yo-yo...... also retired to the rivers and lakes. There are still few people in Kyoto who have been ravaged by you? The widow who has been seen by you is still young, right? Let me tell you about the nouveau riche, as far as your romantic history is concerned, my mother was like a mirror in her heart decades ago. I just don't want to talk to you and see what you can become!"
Xiao Sheng is three points true and seven points fake, deceiving his father. When the latter heard this, he immediately replied excitedly: "Pull it down! You say that I have ravaged the people of the rivers and lakes, I admit it! Do I dare to knock on the widow's door? At that time, although your mother was in Putuo Mountain, your aunt was in Kyoto! With her temper, let alone me knocking on the widow's door, she could check the whole of the family by dancing with people at the banquet! At the slightest hint, she was eager to drive a tank and run over them!
When he said this, the nouveau riche was in full bloom, and Xiao Sheng pretended to be serious and glanced at the aunt who quietly entered behind him. Afraid that the world would not be chaotic, he asked: "No, it seems that I can't live if I am separated from my aunt." Let me tell you, the woman I admire the most in my life is my aunt. The heroines of the women's middle school do not let the eyebrows ......"
"That's what she showed to outsiders, and she was as gentle as a little chicken in front of me. I let her go to the east, and she will never dare to go west!"
"Really?" Xiao Sheng asked rhetorically, continuing to add fuel to the fire.
"Cut, if your father didn't have two brushes, he would have been stabbed to death by your mother and your aunt!"
Just after Xiao Sheng saw the nouveau riche lift his pants, the former slowly let go of his arm. took a big step back and retreated a meter, and cautiously said to the aunt next to him: "He is injured, don't be so heavy." Don't you need me to say hello to the emergency room, I'll come and pull people later, don't be rescued!"
"Okay, you rabbit cub, dare to play Lao Tzu...... Zhong Lei, I, your aunt's legs ......" After saying this, he immediately felt that he was a nouveau riche with a 'sick sentence', and changed his expression.
"Xiao Man, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue! I was calculated by this kid. You've got to take it easy!"
Xiao Sheng, who didn't listen to it anymore, took the smartphone that had just been straightened and withdrew out of the room. Through the screen of his mobile phone, Xiao Sheng saw his son who was not really masked - Nalan Haochen.
Through the mobile phone, Xiao Sheng could vaguely see Zhang Yi's figure.
"Chenchen, call Dad...... "A little kid of more than two months can only 'babble', how can he speak? Xiao Sheng's almost idiotic words attracted Zhang Yi's bright laughter.
"If he calls out his father now, he's a prodigy. Zhong Lei, the child will be 100 days soon! 100 days banquet, should we set it at home, or should we go to Yangcheng, or go to the old man!"
Xiao Sheng, who heard this, patted his head. After thinking for a while, he replied softly, "Let's come to Yangcheng first! Stay here for a few days and let him live the addiction of being a grandfather. Let's go to the northwest again to let the old man feel what it's like to be in the same house for four generations!"
"Well, and Liu Jie's pregnancy should be terrible! I did the second examination today, and I should be able to see both men and women. You'll give her a call later. ”
"Not jealous?" Xiao Sheng asked bluntly over the phone!
"Eat, but what can you do? You can't die old and die, right? I don't want my son to be born without knowing who his father is......" Zhang Yi's words made Xiao Sheng's nose a little sour. The two chatted for a while, and the crying Chenchen made Zhang Yi no longer able to video with Xiao Sheng. The two had to reluctantly hang up the video.
Xiao Sheng, who was thinking about what kind of tone to use on the phone with Liu Jie. It was only delayed for less than five minutes, and she came straight over. The opening was a rude sentence, which made Xiao Sheng unable to hold it in an instant!
"Xiao Gousheng, don't let me see you. If I want to see you, I won't be able to chop your little Ding Ding with a knife!" As he spoke, the sound of vomiting reached Xiao Sheng's ears through the phone.
Xiao Sheng, who showed a bitter smile, scratched his hair. It seemed very embarrassed, and it took a long time before muttering: "Have you checked it?"
"It's normal, just because it's so normal! They both make me feel like I want to bite you!"
"Two?" Xiao Sheng, who grasped the key point, asked emphatically.
"Well, two!" When she said this, Liu Jie's voice was very maternal. It's a 'show-off' from the heart. This feeling can only be truly experienced by a woman who is close to becoming a mother.
"Okay, okay, double shot! Daughter-in-law, am I violent?"
"Roll ......"