Chapter 43: Kill Huan Ye in seconds
Zhang Qiyang stretched out his hand to ask Dong Huan for a guitar, looking at this posture, he really wanted to sing as soon as he came up!
Dong Huan was surprised, seeing that Zhang Qiyang was not joking, Dong Huan was in good spirits now!
hurriedly handed over the guitar to Zhang Qiyang, and listened to what Zhang Qiyang was going to sing. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Li Xi also became interested, and added fuel to the fire: "Master Pao, are you here to fight against Hei Huanye?"
Zhang Qiyang plucked the strings in his hand and tried to pitch it, and said: "I can't talk about it, she is just ridiculing me, and I am also ridiculing her." ”
As he spoke, the guitar in Zhang Qiyang's hand had gradually played a melody that could reach his ears.
Li Xi said to the audience rhythmically: "I want to listen to the gun master and the happy master deduct a 1!"
The audience's message area exploded instantly!
Countless 1s appeared, and there were many 2s in them, and many people didn't want to listen to Zhang Qiyang sing.
Between 1 and 2, there are still some text messages, all of which are displayed on the big screen, and the staff seems to be stimulating Zhang Qiyang with ulterior motives-
"Master Pao actually wants to sing with Master Huan in the live broadcast room, this is ...... He's not afraid to lose his underwear?"
"Singing in the live broadcast room, Huan Ye is not targeting anyone, he has to squat after the song!
"Pao Master, are you serious, okay! We're not here to listen to you sing, it's you who heard to set off the cannon! Put down that broken guitar!"
"It's going to pollute our ears as soon as it comes up, can we still watch the live broadcast for a while?"
"After listening to Huan Ye's singing and listening to Pao Ye's singing, I feel like my ears are going blind. ”
"Garbage cannon, shut up! Don't defile the music anymore! The Xuanai family will definitely let you die without a place to bury!"
"Even if you use the two championship trophies of "My Song" to support the scene, I feel that Master Pao is not Huan Ye's opponent in the live broadcast room. ”
"Look at the meaning of Pao Ye, is he going to improvise a little song like Huan Ye? He has Huan Ye's improvisation ability? Why don't I believe it so much!"
"Be smart, hurry up and turn down the volume, look at this posture, the gun master is about to roar again. ”
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Many netizens are doubting Zhang Qiyang's ability and worrying about their ears.
Qin Xueyang, who was also sitting in the corner drinking bubble tea in the live broadcast room, also felt a little worried at this time.
Today's Zhang Qiyang, she doesn't know what kind of medicine is being sold in the gourd, or even whether there is medicine or not.
She didn't see Zhang Qiyang preparing for this live broadcast in the past few days, nor did she see Zhang Qiyang write any new songs.
Could it be that he really wants to challenge Dong Huan's improvisation field, which Dong Huan is very good at?
If this is not good, he will be very embarrassed!
Although the influence of Zebra Live is far less extensive and powerful than that of "My Song".
But no matter how you say it, there are millions of viewers watching, and some people are still recording, these images will definitely circulate on the Internet in the future, if Zhang Qiyang is embarrassed, he will have to be laughed at in a short time!
At this time, it was the critical stage of participating in "My Song", why did he take such a risk?
Qin Xueyang really didn't understand Zhang Qiyang more and more.
Those who don't care about Zhang Qiyang's image, such as the Zebra staff, don't think it's a big deal to see the excitement, and they are all waiting excitedly to see Zhang Qiyang show timidity.
They all know very well that in the field of improvisation in the live broadcast room, Dong Huan is the best among his peers!
Although the melodies she sings are all simple or even similar melodies, she has a strong ability to improvise words, and she can become cute rhyming songs when she sings them casually.
This has won her the love of many audiences and is highly respected.
Now Zhang Qiyang wants to challenge Dong Huan's strongest point, which is interesting.
Many viewers turned up the volume and waited to hear Zhang Qiyang sing.
Zhang Qiyang didn't talk nonsense anymore, everyone in Zebra Live knew that Dong Huan was known as the old Chinese medicine doctor in the anchor industry, specializing in bragging.
He brought a song of "Old Chinese Medicine" with flower porridge to Dong Huan to see who teased who was more ruthless.
To everyone's surprise, Zhang Qiyang sang in an understated and somewhat ridiculous tone:
“…… My sister is an old Chinese medicine doctor, specializing in bragging, headache, brain fever, low blood pressure, it has nothing to do with me......"
As soon as this first sentence was sung, many people were slightly shocked!
They had never heard Zhang Qiyang sing like this, and they never imagined that Zhang Qiyang could sing like this!
This is exactly the feeling of the male version of Huan Ye!
It's funny, funny, and it's funny, and the lyrics are also very interesting!
I didn't expect Master Pao to have such a cute ghost!
Zhang Qiyang continued to sing:
“…… If you want to brag, it's better to jerk off, save money and enjoy it, and there is no pressure ......"
“…… It's okay to eat something, it's okay to drink something, those people who brag about it don't have the strength to ......"
“…… If someone brags, they will find an old Chinese medicine doctor, slap their hands with five poisons, and fart their heads......"
The more I listened to it, the more everyone was shocked by Zhang Qiyang's sudden funny painting style and cute voice!
Dong Huan was "black" laughed at by Zhang Qiyang.
She secretly felt that Zhang Qiyang's ability to open his mouth was not worse than her!
This word is ridiculous, too sharp!
It's even more interesting than "Old Chinese Medicine" written by herself!
And the key and melody used by Zhang Qiyang are also very cute!
Listening to this song alone, it is impossible to imagine that this was improvised by Zhang Qiyang, which is too different from his style!
Think about the song "New" he sang on the stage of "My Song" last week, what kind of painting style was that!
Listening to his song again, this style of painting is not a big change, but a great change at the pinnacle!
Dong Huan suddenly had a black thought: Could this song be made by the music team behind Zhang Qiyang for his live broadcast? This should have been written a long time ago, right? Otherwise, how could he use this song to fight her as soon as he came up?
didn't think too much about it, Dong Huan continued to listen to it, she didn't expect that the more Zhang Qiyang sang, the sharper and more explicit he became:
“…… My sister is an old Chinese medicine doctor, and my sister drives a tractor and runs around the country, specializing in bragging......"
“…… Holding the big brother in my hand, I carry a BB machine on my waist, wearing a pair of big pants, and I have Yuxi in my mouth......"
“…… My sister is an old Chinese medicine doctor, she smiles and grins all day long, and when she hears someone bragging, she kicks ......"
“…… Sister is an old Chinese medicine doctor, I also play when I go out, and sometimes I find two guys, especially to play a 3P ......"
has always loved self-blackness, and the scale of jokes is not small, but listening to Zhang Qiyang sing her like this, Dong Huan still had the feeling of kneeling for Zhang Qiyang.
Especially when Zhang Qiyang sang her last sentence of "looking for two guys to play 3P", Dong Huan was hit hard and was almost knocked out!
Her image is ruined!
In the future, she will no longer dare to say that she is an old Chinese medicine doctor, otherwise the audience will definitely remember the image that Zhang Qiyang "created" for her - holding a big brother in her hand, carrying a BB machine on her waist, wearing a pair of big pants, holding Yuxi in her mouth, and sometimes looking for two guys to play a 3P......
[It turns out that Huan Ye loves 3P, haha. - Burning flowers and burying love]
[Master Gun! Master Huan was killed in seconds!-Pig Laosan]
[Huan Ye doesn't cry, I will love you forever!--I love Huan Ye alone]
Driven by the momentum of the aircraft carrier formation, there was a grand scene of gift explosion in the live broadcast room again!
Countless people are knocking on the 6666666666......
No one expected that Zhang Qiyang played the improvised song creation in the live broadcast room that Huan Ye was best at, and he was even more slippery than Huan Ye!