Hu Jun drank a lot, his eyes were a little red, he looked at Yan Dong and asked, "What kind of illness are you afraid of like this?" ”

Not only Hu Jun, but these people have drunk a little, and now they are all half-drunk and half-awake, and they are all starting to hug each other out. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"What's more, he's a person like him who messes around in the pile of women all day long, and from time to time he goes to the bar to do this and that, and he can come to the bar and toilet with the right eye, what kind of illness can scare him like this bear?" Zhao Defang took the wine glass and turned around and touched Wen Xu, and took a sip of most of it.

"You're boring to drink like this!" Yan Dong couldn't stand it anymore, and gestured to Wen Xu and Zhao Defang for the cup in his hand, then raised his head and toasted himself: "Wine should be drunk like this!" ”

When I looked for wine to drink, it turned out that this product was almost the same.

Wen Xu persuaded: "Drink less, what kind of good thing is wine?" ”

"I'm so happy today, to be honest, I wasn't so happy when I got my college admission letter, I'm so scared to death these days!" Yan Dong said.

"Did you find out if you knew it was wrong? Or did someone tell you to check it out? Zhao Defang asked.

Hu Jun raised his hand and said, "I know, it is estimated that he will have to do this inspection once every six months, so he can't check it more!" ”

Severe Winter said: "Fuck off! You have nothing to do, check it once every six months. It was the woman who came last time who asked me to check, and she found out that she had been tricked herself. Wen Xu knows! ”

"Which one?" Wen Xu was stunned for a moment, and then remembered with a flash of inspiration in his head: "Oh, is that little girl dressed like a ghost?" ”

Yan Dong nodded: "It's her, that time she called me when she came out of the hospital, saying that she found out that she was infected, so I had better check it too!" Damn, I didn't have any thoughts in my head when I listened to it, it was blank, I listened to her a lot, I didn't remember what she said! ”

"What if that girl lied to you?" Hu Jun said.

Yan Dong glanced at Hu Jun: "That girl can lie to me, and the doctor can still lie to me?" You won't understand my mood at that time, the whole person is stupid, the world is spinning, I don't know what to do, and then the more I think about it, the more I feel that my body is a little wrong, either uncomfortable here or uncomfortable there, go to the Internet to check the performance, good guy! I immediately felt that I felt the same as the symptoms of the disease. A few days later, I plucked up the courage and I went to the hospital to check, the doctor said that the first time it was too close, not necessarily able to find out, and then I began to wait, waiting for the process of always feeling that I was tricked, I couldn't eat well, I couldn't sleep well, I regretted it all day, I was angry and I wanted to slap my head, and scolded myself in the mirror What the hell did I sleep with her! In this way, people slowly have no energy, thinking that they are about to die, how can they have the heart to do other things, and when the results of the second examination come out, I have already decided in my heart that it is a trick, and I don't dare to look at the results of the examination, to be honest, when Wen Xu and the others came, I have been looking at the envelope for a day and a half, and I didn't have the courage to open the ......."

"Look at your little bit of talent!" Zhao Defang said.

Yan Dong poured himself a cup disapprovingly, and drank it all again: "Don't talk about me now, you can understand my mood when you have such an experience, to be honest, if it is positive, I am ready to end myself immediately, don't think I'm joking, I'm ready for the rope." At that time, I regretted it all the time, I swore that if I escaped this time, I would change my mind and be a good person, find a good woman to get married and have children, and live this life steadily! ”

Hu Jun said: "I remember that you were quite bold when you went to school! At every turn, the head has fallen off the big scar of the bowl or something, and the pride is confused! ”

"It's not the past, I didn't have a fart before, I'm bold, now I have more money in my pocket, and I'm less courageous, anyway, buddy, I'm going to change my ways in the future, and I'm going to resolutely draw a line with that kind of place, if I go to chaos again, I'm like this" After speaking, Yan Dong stretched out his hand and made a Wang Ba shape, and scratched twice on the table.

Yan Dong was performing Wang Ba here, the phone in Hu Jun's pocket rang, he picked it up and looked at it, and then stood up and walked to the side

When waiting for Hu Jun to come back, Yan Dong said: "You kid should take me as a lesson!" Stay at home honestly, live a good life, don't engage in those who don't have it, even if you want to do it, you have to use it often."

"Before you could say a word, you're back to the old ways," Wen Xu said.

"I'll punish myself!"

"You think I'm you, it was Liu Xianghui who called just now" Hu Jun shook the mobile phone in his hand at Yan Dong, his hand was not steady, and he almost shook the phone off.

Hearing that it was her, everyone stopped talking, and Wen Xu heard Hu Jun call his daughter-in-law Liu Xianghui, and felt that this title was a bit intriguing.

It's not just Wen Xu who is smart, not only did the harsh winter think of this, but this product is also a little drunk: "What's wrong?" Tired of checking your post? ”

"What else can I do, now I may come to check every hour of the day, even if I am in a meeting, I must answer the phone, if I don't answer, I will keep dialing, until I answer, I am more customers on this phone, and I can not hang up!" Hu Junbian said with a long sigh.

"It's nervous about you," Zhao Defang joked with a smile.

Hu Jun looked at Zhao Defang and smiled bitterly: "I'd rather feel like before, I don't want to see me all day long." At that time, I was still a little free, but now I only have to go out for ten minutes, and the first call will come and find out where I am."

Wen Xu was in no mood to inquire about the affairs between other husbands and wives, anyway, whether it was Yan Dong, Zhao Defang, or Sun An'an, he didn't seem to have a good impression of Hu Jun's wife Liu Xianghui.

The banquet quieted down suddenly, and after Hu Jun drank a few glasses of wine, he probably let go of his spirits, and began to pour bitter water on everyone: "In the past, I had no status at all in her family, to be honest, I was not a son-in-law who came to the door, but also a son-in-law who came to the door, and I lived a life by looking at their family's face for twenty-eight days a month." Now I have a little income, and the company is getting better and better, but their business is slowly failing. Now it's the other way around, worrying about this and that all day long is about to toss me out of my spirits...... ”

Hu Jun began to pour bitter water here, and while pouring it, he actually said that he was full of inner cows, and wiped his face after speaking: "It's better to be on the side of King Xian, and Sun An'an have their first love, get married and work hard together, who in our class is not envious of our husband and wife!" Now there are only three people in our class who are enviable, you, you and you! After speaking, he nodded on Wen Xu, Zhao Defang, and Yan Dong's bodies.

When Zhao Defang heard Hu Jun say this, his face suddenly fell: "That was before, since I beat my wife and became pregnant, not only my stomach has grown, but my temper has also grown, and sometimes I have suffered a crime, even if it is in the middle of the night, I will wake me up with a kick, let me see my own sin." Do you see I'm complaining? I didn't even tell you! To be honest, I don't envy you at all, your daughter-in-law is too powerful. I used to envy the harsh winter for the first time, that guy's girlfriend changed, almost once a week, and all of them were beautiful, when no one was around, I was secretly thinking, why did I get married so early, follow the harsh winter to take the sister together, be the groom every night, and sleep with all the beautiful sisters, how great this little day is. The second envy is gentle, let's not talk about making money, whether it is Xu Jingrong or Guan Siya in our class, they are all beautiful, not to mention Zhuo Yiqing, the first two together can't compare to this, I just think why do I only sleep with one woman in this life! I'm not reconciled! ”

"What is the likely fate of the girlfriend outside, you have also seen it, are you still envious?" Yan Dong pointed to himself and asked.

"King Xian, you kid is drunk, your words are going to be heard by Sun An'an, and you can't find the north if you smoke it!" Wen Xu said: "Besides, I'm unlucky, if there is a child like Sun An'an, my child can make soy sauce, you are content, a few of us are enviable about your family, what did you say An An had when she married you?" An An asked you what you want to live? If you kid do something else, I'll whip you! ”

Zhao Defang looked up at Wen Xu, shook his head and smiled: "I just think about it when no one is around, waiting for this wave of energy on my body to pass, looking at An An sitting there with a big belly, in fact, there is an indescribable sense of steadfastness in my heart, heavy." We're all men, and sometimes I think of a little bit of this mess when I understand that I'm in a situation. But then again, I'm a bit self-aware, and I know that my will to resist temptation is not firm, so I won't fight the script alone with others! I can't help but go to bed! ”

"Did anyone seduce you?"

Zhao Defang said: "There really is, now there are some little girls who can't wait to take off your pants as long as you have money, but I have opened them." ”

"Real man!" Hu Jun pointed his finger at Zhao Defang, maybe the wine came up, and it was the middle finger that was directly erected.

Zhao Defang said very proudly: "General! ”

"Alright, alright, you're all almost drunk, it's over!"

Wen Xu looked at it, the two were chatting, Yan Dong had just finished speaking, and now he was lying on the wine table, half of his face was in the fish basin, and he fell asleep.

"Scattered?" Zhao Defang turned his head and asked.

"It's scattered, this protagonist has slept like a pig, what are you doing if you don't disperse!" Wen Xu said.

Zhao Defang was dispersed when he heard this, and staggered up and took out his wallet: "Waiter, check out!" ”

"What to settle, put it away, you!" Wen Xu saw that he was a little unsteady on his feet, and immediately pressed him down.

This side went down, and over there Hu Jun stood up again, shook his arm and said, "I'm coming!" In the past, everyone invited me, but today I came, who robbed me and he was in a hurry! ”

Wen Xu had to press this again, the four of them were drunk, and Wen Xu was left alone to think that he was unlucky, and settled the bill to find two male waiters to get them into his car, Wen Xu drove his own car one by one and sent it home, as for their car, wait for them to pick it up tomorrow.

Fortunately, everyone drank fiercely and got drunk quickly, and it was less than ten o'clock when they left the restaurant, and that's it, it was already past twelve o'clock when Wen Xu sent the last harsh winter back to his residence.

While holding on to the harsh winter, Wen Xu reached out and pressed the fingers of the goods to the door.

"Don't!"

"You think I'm willing! Look at the bear-like way you drink."

Wen Xu pulled his hand and dragged the goods backwards, not stretching his hand to the fingerprint lock. Many people may have experience that it is not easy for a normal person to deal with a drunk, especially when the drunk is not honest.

The harsh winter was entangled with Wen Xu at the door, and after a while, Xu Yue next door estimated that he couldn't listen to it anymore, pushed open the door and walked out.

"Sorry, this guy is drunk!"

As soon as Wen Xu's words fell, Yan Dong, who was already sitting on the ground, saw Xu Yue, laughed twice, and said stupidly: "Xu Yue, Xu Yue, you are so beautiful!" ”

After speaking, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Xu Yue: "I"

patted his chest: "I want to marry you and be my daughter-in-law!" ”

After saying this, his head drooped, and then he immediately began to snore, making Wen Xu want to stretch out his leg and kick him.

"Okay, finally honest!" Wen Xu picked up his hand, pressed it on the fingerprint lock, and when he heard a snap, he reached out and pushed the door open.

The lights were turned on and the whole room had been restored to its previous neat and tidy state.

"Why do you drink so much?" Xu Yue stood at the door and asked Wen Xu.

"Happy!"

"No more problems?" Xu Yue asked.

Wen Xu didn't know what to say now, Yan Dong had already said that he wanted to soak the girl in front of him, Wen Xu couldn't be stupid enough to reveal the old bottom of Yan Dong.

How else to say that Wen Xu is a real buddy, Wen Xu feels that the harsh winter after the change is worth Xu Yue's possession.

"I know it all!" Xu Yue smiled at Wen Xu, turned his head and walked back to his home, and closed the door as he left.

Wen Xu looked at the drunken winter and said, "You kid is very difficult!" ”

After speaking, he took his arm and put it on his shoulder and shouted: "You get up for me!" As soon as he forcefully lifted the dead pig-like winter from the ground again, and then threw it back into the house, as for helping him take off his shoes and the like, Wen Xu didn't do anything at all, and pulled the quilt and covered his body and it was over.

walked to the door, the phone in his pocket rang, at this point, Zhuo Yiqing was the time for nightlife.

"Where? What are you going to do? ”

"What are you going to do at the door of the harsh winter? Car Wash! The guy vomited my car so badly that I couldn't sit in it without opening the window! Wen Xu said.

"By the way, my mother told me to let you go to stay at home at night, and she arranged a room for you!"

"Forget it, it's so late, I'll find a hotel to sleep in for the night!" Wen Xu said.

Zhuo Yiqing replied when she heard this: "Then I'll go there to find you when I'm done here!" ”

"Okay, I'll call you when I book a place!" After speaking, Wen Xu heard the phone hanging up on the other end, and began to search the nearby car wash point.