Chapter 014: Stinky and Shameless and Shameless and Shameless
Looking at the tanuki cat's outstretched paws, which seemed to shake hands, Chen Ye was messy again.
it!
Didn't it mean that good animals were not allowed to become sperm after the founding of the country!
But the dowry cat raised by Chen Yila seems to understand people completely!
And also...... What does this disgusting and contemptuous cat face mean!
It actually touched the induction of the plug-in system!
"Can this cat understand us?"
"Of course, I said that Yuanbao is very sensible, I believe sister, you will definitely be able to become a family that loves each other. ”
"Who's going to be a family with this cat...... Don't interrupt again, what I'm asking is what's going on with this cat!" Chen Ye pointed to the arrogant tanuki cat and said in disbelief: "Don't tell me, this cat is also an awakened one!"
"What's so strange about this, people can wake up, why can't cats wake up?" Chen Yila rubbed the head of the tanuki cat, and replied arrogantly: "What's more, our family ingots and my sister and I have relied on each other for so many years, and naturally they have also inherited the noble characteristics of beauty and IQ, awakening is not as simple as eating fish, right, ingots." ”
"Meow~"
The tanuki cat will only show a cute face when it is caressed by the master.
It's like Chen Yila often only sells cuteness when she faces her younger brother.
After rubbing the master's tender hand, the tanuki cat saw that Chen Ye was still petrified, so he withdrew his claws and pinned his head.
It seems to look down on this stupid human being.
Not to mention, Chen Ye at this moment has a feeling that his personality has been insulted.
He is a socialist successor, but he is despised by a cat!
The most important thing is that his innate qualifications are not even qualified, but this cat is already an awakened cat!
Boom!
The shattered three views fell on the stove!
Until he was urged by Chen Yila to continue to help, Chen Ye was reluctantly petrified.
When chopping green onions, Chen Ye also glanced at the raccoon cat from time to time, wanting to observe what the difference was between it and ordinary cats.
Chen Yila's words woke him up.
According to the information released by Du Niang at the beginning, in addition to humans, if other animals and plants come into contact with meteorite fragments, a small number of them have also undergone genetic mutations.
This tanuki cat, which was used as a dowry by Chen Yila, is obviously a national treasure in the cats world!
"Where did you get this cat, and how did you awaken it?" Chen Ye couldn't help but ask.
"I went shopping to the pet store that day, and through the window, I could see that it had a strange skeleton, so I bought it back. ”
While studying the steps of the recipe, Chen Yila replied casually: "Then I commissioned the organization to test it, and sure enough, it was a qualified cat, so I reported and applied to inject it with the awakening factor, and then it woke up." ”
Chen Ye is so messy again.
This cat is a proper cat winner!
"Then what superpower did it awaken, is it the body system or the spirit system?"
"Nong's brains are wat?"
Chen Yila also cast a look of contempt and said, "How can a feline have a spiritual system, then the world will not be in chaos!"
Chen Ye thought about it for a while, and realized that he had asked a stupid question.
You must know that the most fundamental basic condition for the awakened in the spiritual system, to put it bluntly, is to look at the IQ of the brain!
Nowadays, the IQ of the vast majority of human beings is not enough to become a spiritual awakener, let alone ordinary animals such as cats, dogs, chickens, ducks and geese?
It is estimated that this tsundere civet cat, that is, its physical fitness is more outstanding than that of ordinary cats.
"However, this cat's ability to understand human speech should also be a special ability brought about by awakening, right?" Chen Ye asked again.
"This is normal, these awakened animals, the ability to adapt will also be enhanced, especially cats and dogs who have been with humans for a long time, and their understanding ability will naturally follow, nothing new. ”
Chen Yila buried her head in beating eggs and stirring, and said casually: "However, I heard from the seniors in the department that primates with particularly good brains may have spiritual awakening, but they have not been authorized so far, so it should be a rumor that is false." ”
I hope it's nothing.
Otherwise, the world will be in chaos!
Human beings are still good at supervision and control, but animals and plants are in a vacuum of official supervision!
"Then this cat has awakened now, what if it runs out and gets into trouble? Slaughtered directly?" Chen Ye was still angry about the contempt for the dowry cat.
"Meow!" The dowry cat seemed to have been stepped on by its tail, and immediately exploded its fur and shouted in solemn protest.
If it weren't for the fact that Chen Ye was the master's younger brother, I'm afraid it would pounce on someone early in the morning and catch someone with a face full of flowers!
"Attack successful!Gain 5 XP!"
Ouch, yes, even animals can earn experience points.
"Don't scare it, it's still a child!" Chen Yila stretched out her hand again to rub and soothe, and said angrily: "Yuan Bao is so obedient and sensible, how can he run out and get into trouble, besides, I have signed an adoption agreement and implanted an intelligent positioning chip in Yuan Bao's body, and nothing will happen at all." ”
Chen Ye was relieved, daring to love these awakened animals, only allowing the awakened to domesticate, but asked curiously: "But if some animals, like those [heretical awakened people], are not awakened through official channels, it is still very likely to harm innocent people, right?"
"Of course, there was not a Siberian tiger injury incident that caused a lot of trouble, it was a mutant tiger who didn't know which ravine it came into contact with meteorite fragments, its skin was as hard as an iron plate, and bullets couldn't penetrate it. Chen Yila said: "But it's much better now, there are fewer awakened animals and plants, and most of them are still at the level of the five scum, and it is more than enough for the hunting team to deal with it." ”
"Kill Team ......"
Chen Ye heard the meaning of the strings.
Combined with the context, it is obvious that this official team of hunting and killing awakened animals and plants is generally formed by the awakened!
"That's right, this is the most basic department position in the organization, and it's basically composed of those martial arts students who have just been selected, or the awakened ones with the worst skills, and the martial arts students selected by your school this time, it is estimated that many of them will go to the killing team for internship and training first. "Chen Yila didn't hide the most ordinary secrets in these organizations, and the main target of 'leaking' was his younger brother.
And she found out.
This younger brother has always disliked herself, but when it comes to the topics of the qualified, martial arts and the awakened, he will ask her for advice close and sincerely, which makes her extremely satisfied with her achievement.
If you can tame the little lamb with such a little sweetness, Chen Yila is very happy.
With a shake of his hand, he poured more oil into the hot pan.
Ouch!
Chen Yila didn't want to make a fuss in front of his younger brother, so while he wasn't paying attention, he hurriedly secretly filled a scoop of water and prepared to pour it into it to dilute.
Chen Yewu digested this information by himself, but didn't pay attention to Chen Yila's confusion.
The martial arts student who has just been selected is going to intern in the killing team...... At this moment, Chen Ye automatically made up the pictures of Xu Dong and Huo Qiwei chasing dogs and cats on the street, and couldn't help laughing.
Just as I was thinking about it, suddenly, a scream broke out!
"Ahh
As soon as Chen Yila poured the water into the hot oil pot, the oil fire splashed everywhere, and she was so frightened that she immediately slipped away.
Seeing this, Chen Ye hurriedly picked up the lid of the pot and covered it, so that he could avoid the tragedy of burning the kitchen.
Then, there was a long period of silence.
Wide-eyed.
Chen Yila's eyes turned and said with a dry smile: "This ...... Sure enough, it's a little rusty, but it doesn't matter, the coming day is long, and more practice can be improved, the key is to have perseverance, determination and sincerity, you say it's a cut?"
Oh, I believe in your evil!
"Meow~"
As a dowry, Yuan Bao looked at the sister and brother, shook his tail boredly, and turned his head to stare at the salted sea bass.
In the end, the roles were reversed, and those who played down became those who showed their hands.
To be more precise, the young lady who started did not help anymore, which made the little brother who showed his hands very pleased.
Thanks to this, Yuan Bao was fortunate enough to taste a small half of delicious fried sea bass that was not burned.
"Meow~"
Yuan Bao snorted a few times and ate the plate cleanly, and then shamelessly jumped onto the chair next to Chen Ye, blinking his cute little eyes.
In the blink of an eye, the new shovel official changed from contempt to admiration, and he was spineless.
"Sure enough, there is a master and there must be a cat, I learned tsundere, and I even got the ability to sell cuteness. ”
Chen Ye picked up a large piece of fish meat with a helpless face, and just as the ingots were about to move, Chen Ye threw it into his mouth with lightning speed!
"Attack successful!Gain 5 XP!"
Looking at Yuan Bao's shocked and sluggish face, Chen Ye licked his mouth unsatisfied.
"Attack successful!Gain 5 XP!"
"Meow!"
Yuan Bao roared and left in grief.
At the same time, the more shameless one is still snorting and snorting.
"Little lamb, my sister has to be impressed with you, I didn't expect you to have a hidden culinary talent attribute......"
Chen Yila chewed a mouthful of food, vaguely selling cute flattery, but it seemed that the blood flowed to the stomach, causing her head to be not very bright for a while, and she said: "You must know that several people in our family have no talent for cooking, and my parents' cooking is also very unpalatable, and I almost got food poisoning last time." ”
“………”
Chen Ye originally had the leisure to appreciate her stinky and shameless defense, but when he heard this, his face suddenly darkened, and he laughed at himself: "My cooking talent, of course, is not inherited from this family." ”
Then, he put down the dishes and chopsticks, got up and walked to the bedroom: "I'll leave the dishes and pots to you." ”
Watching the door slam shut, Chen Yila swallowed the unchewed food, drooped her head in frustration, pouted and muttered: "It's not easy to improve a little, and it's all in vain if you don't agree, woo...... Yuanbao, what should I do, my sister is so hard, I do so much, I just want to create a warm and loving home for him, as for throwing his face because of such a trivial matter, he has no conscience!"
"Meow!"
The same stinky and shameless ingots seconded.