Chapter 42: The Daily Life of Little Tiger and Black Mamba
Before Tiger finds the answer to this question, the Boston Celtics can't wait to get rid of the Cleveland Cavaliers.
At Boston's North Shore Garden Arena, Paul Pearce sealed the win with a magical three-pointer in the final 35 seconds.
Although LeBron James then brazenly entered the restricted area and flipped the strong Patrick Perkins to the ground and dunked successfully, he was still powerless!
The moment the final whistle blew, the North Shore Garden Arena was full of streamers.
LeBron James' thick lips tasted salty tears.
Once again, he collapsed on the door of the finals.
Why is it always one or two steps away from the O'Brien Trophy?
Didn't you say that the future is mine?
He kicked over a Boston trash can in the players' tunnel.
Trash Can was innocent because he didn't hit the fatal three, and he didn't complete the deadly block and roar.
LeBron walked into the locker room in silence, and all the Cavaliers players were silent, even the head coach didn't dare to go up to comfort him.
He looked at his teammates around him, Big Z, Szczebiak, Gibson, Ben Wallace, Dronte West, Joe Smith .......
"What else can I do?"
He asked himself.
In five games in the Eastern Conference finals, he averaged 31.2 points, 7.8 assists and 8.2 rebounds per game. The efficiency value is third in history, and even Michael Jordan can only get to this situation at most.
He took a long shower of cold water in the bathroom at the North Shore Garden Arena until his scalp began to go numb.
The press officer used euphemistic words to urge him to go to the press conference.
Of course, he knew what he was going there for, nothing more than admitting his failure in front of Boston reporters, national journalists, and global journalists with a free and positive attitude, and then saying some nonsense all over again!
He's become so proficient that he's going to repeat it every playoff game since his second season. The difference is that sometimes it's in the first round, sometimes it's in the second round, sometimes it's after the finals. Tonight is in the Eastern Conference Finals.
"Give me five minutes to give me a call. ”
The Little Emperor still retains his gentlemanly demeanor, and he only takes out his anger in the trash when he is extremely angry, and he rarely transfers his anger to living humans. Of course, his mother or wife occasionally tasted his impatient complaints and reprimands...... It's human nature. There are perhaps only a handful of people in this league who do a better job than him. Considering that he had never been to college, he possessed a talent for etiquette that even transcended his racial boundaries.
"Dan, I have to be honest with you. My patience has reached the limit. If you can't trade me for a real All-Star this offseason, I think... I'm not going to spend all my time on this team. Even though this is my hometown. ”
LeBron James is very honest: "As an athlete, I would love to have a championship ring of my own!"
Tan Gilbert said something useless, and he promised to fight for it aggressively, while also expressing the difficulty of bringing in reinforcements from small cities. These are objective facts, although he has already told LeBron James a hundred times before that.
None of this mattered, James had thought before he called that he would get this routine reply.
However, Dan Gilbert should not mention Little Tiger.
“… I hope you don't get influenced by those words of Little Tiger. God must have pulled a bubble of on him when that kid was born, otherwise he wouldn't have been so lucky. He always got everything he wanted. I'm not saying you're not lucky enough, but... I mean, he's really not as strong as you. ”
LeBron James's brow tightened quickly when he mentioned Little Tiger's name, and then exploded completely when he finished the last word: "So, you think that because I'm better than him, I'm going to have worse teammates to prove my worth, right?"
Dan Gilbert hastened to explain: "No, no, no, of course I didn't mean that. I mean, if he comes to ......"
The more Gilbert said it, the more outrageous it became, and he couldn't say it anymore.
There was silence on both ends of the phone.
LeBron James took a deep breath: "Next season, I want competitive teammates. ”
He's still asking for that.
"Good!"
Gilbert finally gave an affirmative answer.
Subsequently, LeBron James appeared at a press conference. Still personable and very decent, showing the bearing of the league's future top brand everywhere.
James is now Kobe Bryant's No. 1 pick.
Even, in terms of image management, he has a higher position than Kobe Bryant.
His status at Nike is actually beyond Kobe Bryant's, regardless of the price of the sneakers or the price of endorsements. After all, Kobe Bryant jumped ship from Adidas, and LeBron is Nike's biological son, of course... He is also the official biological son of the NBA!
There's no better fit for the NBA.
Compared with him, although Little Tiger is more influential, the market value is far superior.
But... The NBA doesn't dare to run him like a top player, and God knows when he's leaving. He has so many options, too many identities, and each one of them has been very successful.
Therefore, in the eyes of the NBA executives, Little Tiger's status is actually somewhat transcendent.
Even sometimes, when the NBA official talks to him, he needs to raise his head slightly and look up.
It's like... When he was at odds with the Lakers, David Stern would anxiously announce a loophole rule that would allow active All-Star players to buy NBA teams with full ownership.
Fools know that the NBA has this economic strength alone.
When the little tiger was in the bag, he immediately repealed the ordinance in a hurry.
He magnifies the shady curtain to the extreme.
However, the other owners of the NBA did not substantially protest against this, but only silently increased the ticket price for the game against the Warriors significantly.
No one is going to have trouble with money.
"I'm sorry I have to stop there. Boston is a great team, they have three of the best players in the world and I think they're going to be the champions of the season. ”
LeBron James smiled and announced his defeat speech.
He calmly announced that he would no longer eat KFC New Orleans chicken wings, and turned to McDonald's arms.
"LeBron is a great fit to be an NBA superstar. ”
Little Tiger commented in front of the TV.
Natalia sits in her arms playing with Barbie, she doesn't understand what Uncle Tiger is talking to her father, he just thinks the big guy on TV looks a bit like King Kong.
"Can't he buy himself a wig cover?" Natalia innocently pointed to LeBron James on TV and said to Kobe Bryant: "You see his hairline is almost above his head." ”
The Black Mamba touched his head, but fortunately he didn't have this kind of trouble.
"Every NBA player deserves to be like Uncle Tiger, with long, shiny jet black hair. Natalia continued.
Her aesthetic is so good that even at the age of four, she knew that her naturally wavy hairstyle would look much older. So, she learned to straighten her hair early on.
"Natalia, if this uncle comes to your house next time. You have to tell him, you have to let him learn to wear a wig. ”
Little Tiger told Natalia very seriously.
Natalia also nodded very seriously, her whole body exuded a divine aura, and at this time she was given a cloak, and she even dared to go out to save the world.
The black mamba gave the little tiger a blank look: "Do you guess LeBron will kill you after he knows that you taught Natalia?
Little Tiger shrugged his shoulders, I don't think LeBron would want to put your home in place.
"That maybe. We've all been selected for this year's Dream Eight team. Let's go to your home country for the Olympics together. You'd better celebrate yourself and don't meet us!" said the Black Mamba fiercely.
Little Tiger shrugged his shoulders, he was clearly not very willing to care about things that were too long-term.
He smiled and said, "So, now you're already preparing to join forces with LeBron James to form the Avengers?"
"Fuck you, I'm going to kick your ass over and over again for the next three fights. ”
The Black Mamba said viciously.
The little tiger got up and went to the living room: "I want the best filet mignon!"
The black mamba twitched in anger.
"Daddy, Uncle Tiger is your best friend, right?" asked Natalia suddenly.
The Black Mamba lowered his head, he looked at Natalia suspiciously, he didn't know why his daughter suddenly asked this question.
"Mom said that only the best friend can bring out the best things to entertain him when he is most angry. Natalia said seriously.
The Black Mamba suddenly remembered something.
He quickly got up and ran over: "Hey, bastard. It was the wine I had worked so hard to bring back from Europe. ”
……
When the little tiger was leaving, the black mamba felt like everything was lost. This kid has obviously been forced to the edge of the cliff, and he still has the face to come to my house to rub red wine and steak? And let my personal trainer give him a special training for 2 hours of physical fitness?
"Am I raising a killer who can defeat me?"
The Black Mamba twitched for a while.
Vanessa put her hand on his shoulder, she thought, the moonlight is just right tonight, should I hurry up and give birth to a boy.
"I'm going to have four hours!!"
The Black Mamba turned.
His tone was extraordinarily firm.
Vanessa's limbs were trembling as she calculated her capacity and how many little blue pills were left at the head of the bed.
Just when her heart was beaming.
The Black Mamba walked to the training hall: "Bob, practice!"
Hum!!
Vanessa stomped her foot hard, and the heels of her high heels were broken!!
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[Thanks to "An Hao" (1000), "Never See You Again" (500), "Dahan Tingwei", "bjtzduang", "You are in the season of the wind", "Will go fishing" for the tips.] Ask for a commuter pass!】
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