Chapter 145: Some People Think Handsome
At the beginning of the feast, the food was a little dull, but after a few glasses of wine, the atmosphere of the scene became more and more lively. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Everyone comes over a glass, Wen Xu is a wine barrel can't stand this wheel war, not to mention that this banquet from the middle of the sun to the west of the sun for five hours, it can be said that lunch with dinner, almost no one in the whole village has ever gotten off the table, full of staying on the table to wipe the words until hungry, use chopsticks to continue eating, it is May, it is not cold or hot, whether it is hot or cold as long as the stomach is not a big problem.
"Uh!" Wen Xu's little face flushed at this time, and he turned his head to vomit behind him, but he didn't vomit, and kept rubbing his chest.
"Shixu, Shixu, you're drunk!" Wen Shida saw Wen Xu's appearance, reached out and patted Wen Xu's back, and then said.
Wen Xu waved his hand at Wen Shida: "Brother, I'm not drunk!"
Seeing Wen Xu's appearance like this, where could Wen Shida let him drink anymore, he turned his head to the people at the table and said, "Shixu can't drink anymore!"
"Help him back......! Look for...... Looking for that Zhuo, little ...... "Wen Shigui is also happy today, the village is going to build bridges and roads, and everyone has found a way to make money, and today is open to drinking, as a long-tested old director, his tongue is a little big until now, and it is also the amount."
Wen Shida is not drunk in a thousand cups, this ability is given by God, and others can't learn it, although his face is red now, he is panting but he is not drunk, if you want to say that the most beautiful wine is slightly smoked, the current Wen Shida is at this level.
As for the others, most of them were either lying on the table or rolling under the table, and the rest were all helped home by their own mother-in-law, as for those who didn't have a mother-in-law, they were simply dragged directly to the room of the village office, pulled some straw and spread it on the ground, and waited for the sobering up, just like Wen Xu, who belonged to the strong combat effectiveness.
Wen Shida walked to Zhuo Yiqing's table, called Zhuo Yiqing over, and asked her to help Wen Xu go home to rest.
"Why did you drink like this!" Zhuo Yiqing had no such experience before, and Zhou Qian dragged them home with Wen Xu's arms alone.
Wen Xu waved his hand and said to Wen Shigui: "Second ...... Two...... Brother, let's have two more drinks!"
"Drink, drink, drink, drink you! sink like a pig!" Zhuo Yiqing felt that Wen Xu's weight was still weighing him down, and he couldn't stop complaining.
Wen Shigui waved his hand at Wen Xu, although the old director said that he was drunk, but his brain was still online, he waved his hand at Wen Xu and said, "Drink it next time, drink it next time!"
In this way, Zhuo Yiqing and Zhou Qian put Wen Xu over three or four households.
"Oops, I'm tired! Let's rest for a while, this guy is really heavy" Zhou Qian felt that her waist was about to be crushed by Wen Xu.
Zhuo Yiqing asked, "How do you rest? Isn't that throwing him on the ground!"
Zhou Qian said: "Throw it on the ground, throw it on the ground, anyway, he doesn't know, just drink it like this, he should throw it on the ground, have a good long memory, so as not to drink like this next time!
Zhuo Yiqing said: "Do you think I will be so stupid, I will naturally call you when the time comes, not only you but also the two of them, and the four of us will carry it together!"
Speaking of this, Zhuo Yiqing said again: "Indeed, this guy is too heavy, why didn't I realize that he would be so heavy before, and he is not fat, why do I think he is heavier than a pig at this time!"
"Throw it on the ground and rest for a while, I really can't stand it!" Zhou Qian said as she began to squat on the ground.
"Hey!"
Zhou Qian squatted like this, where did Zhuo Yiqing bear the weight of Wen Xu alone, and immediately shouted and squatted down involuntarily.
"Put it on the ground, put it on the ground!" Zhou Qian directly shook off Wen Xu and stood up, shaking his arm that was already sore to numbness.
Zhuo Yiqing didn't let it go at first, but where could she control Wen Xue with her own strength, and she really couldn't stand it for a while, so she directly helped Wen Xu to the side of the road and let him lean against a tree on the bank of a river.
"Ouch, I'm really tired!" Zhou Qian said: "It seems that in the future, if you look for a man who doesn't drink, if you are good at drinking and let me go home like this twice in three days, it is estimated that I will have to kill him if I can't bear it five times!"
"Which man dares to ask for a woman like you, he thinks about murdering his husband at every turn, and the thief is not authentic!" Wen Xu suddenly opened his eyes and said to Zhou Qian with a smile.
Zhou Qian's eyes widened directly, and she stretched out her hand to point at Wen Xu: "You...... You...... You're ......!"
"What are you!" Wen Xu said.
"Why aren't you drunk!" Zhuo Yiqing asked Wen Xu, and then began to reach out and raise his leg to greet Wen Xu's body.
"I'll let you pretend, I'll let you pretend, dead and sinking!"
Wen Xu grabbed Zhuo Yiqing's hand: "If I don't pretend, I guess I'll have to die on the wine table today!"
At the beginning, everyone was still a little restrained, but after three rounds of drinking, someone hugged his father and called his buddy, who could care about Wen Xu, the clan uncle, came over to coax the wine, Wen Xu was originally a little floating, knowing that he had reached the amount. But fortunately, Wen Xu had a space to lean the cup to his mouth, but the wine in the cup had already reached the scoop of the space, so Wen Xu was stunned for three pounds, and drank five or six opponents who couldn't drink one-on-one before.
"Alright, there's no one around, let's go home!"
After speaking, Wen Xu stood up, turned around and walked in the direction of his small courtyard.
I didn't take two steps before I felt that my body was beaten and a monkey was on my back.
"I'm tired, you carry me!"
In order to take revenge for Wen Xu's 'revenge' just now, Zhuo Yiqing rushed to Wen Xu's back with an arrow step.
Wen Xu smiled and reached out to lift her back, then reached out to support Zhuo Yiqing's buttocks, and rubbed it twice along the way, making Zhuo Yiqing's body immediately seem to be tense.
Zhou Qian wrinkled her nose at this time, with a look of disdain, and followed behind the two: "It's shameful to abuse dogs!"
"If you come up too, I'll be able to hug one!" Wen Xule said.
Zhuo Yiqing heard this and immediately said, "Sissi, come up, exhaust him!"
"I won't join in your excitement! I'm going up, isn't it a 10,000-watt light bulb," Zhou Qian said and walked two steps quickly, overtaking Wen Xu to lead the way in front.
When the servants returned home, they naturally didn't need to cook, so they washed up and prepared to go to bed early, and they consumed energy after eating for almost a few hours.
Wen Xu was asleep, but when the village returned to its former peace, the lights were still on in the small dormitory next to the village office.
Shi Shangzhen just sent away a little daughter-in-law, this is one of the few women who stayed to hire drunks, now this gang of people should vomit, should sleep, so she happened to come to the village office at the latest, and told Shi Shangzhen about today's events.
As for what's going on? Naturally, Wen Xu was angry loudly in front of the table.
Seeing off the people, Shi Shangzhen sat back on the edge of his humble little bed, looking at the empty desk in a daze.
In fact, Shi Shangzhen has known this rumor for a long time, and he also knows that this rumor did not first spread from Wenjia Village, but from the county.
A girl in her twenties heard someone say this about herself behind her, how could she be calm, originally Shi Shangzhen was aggrieved in her heart, but she had to pretend not to know about it in front of people.
In my heart, I was as aggrieved as I was, especially when there were rumors of this matter in Wenjia Village, and there were several times when Shi Shangzhen wondered why he did this! Honestly stay for two years and wait for the transfer, why bother!
But now Wen Xu is making such a fuss, and scolding people together with Wen Shigui, making Shi Shangzhen feel that there are still people in this village who know how to be grateful, and he has worked so hard these days, and he has finally paid off a little bit for grabbing funds. Especially Wen Xu, Shi Shangzhen felt that it was really rare for a man to defend himself like this at this time.
Thinking of this, Shi Shangzhen's mind jumped out of a warm look, and for the first time, Shi Shangzhen felt that this person was really a little handsome.
When Wen Xu got up, the sky was still dark, and the stars in the sky were still hanging, and he couldn't sleep anymore just after five o'clock in the morning.
When I got to the hall, I saw that except for the two girls' doors open, there was no one in the house in Yan Dong, no need to ask whether it was Yan Dong or Yu Yao, the two did not come back yesterday, Yan Dong Wenxu didn't know, but Yu Yaozhong was drunk there last night, he was a son and brother in the city, where had he seen the enthusiasm of the countrymen, as long as he didn't refuse one, the rest was like a hyena surrounding the prey, Hula all surrounded it all at once, and it only took an hour to put Yu Yao down.
As for why Wen Xu didn't help, at that time, Wen Xu couldn't protect himself, how could he have the strength to support him?
Stretching his waist, Wen Xu prepared to go to the pot house, ready to cook something light hangover to eat.
Just as he was about to go out, he heard the door of Zhuo Yiqing's room creak open.
"Up?" Wen Xu looked back and saw Zhuo Yiqing coming out of the room and asked.
Zhuo Yiqing nodded: "Can you afford it, I went to bed at eight o'clock yesterday, and I couldn't sleep until four o'clock, so I finally heard you get up, so I got up!"
"Get up, go, come with me to the pot house, let's cook something to eat," Wen Xu said.
"Shhhhhh
So they arrived at the pot house.
"What would you like to eat in the morning?" asked Wen Xu.
"What do you eat?" Zhuo Yiqing said as she took out her mobile phone from her pocket and began to play, reaching out and taking out a handful of watermelon seeds from her pocket while playing, and began to knock them up.
Zhou Qian also took out her mobile phone, but she didn't have melon seeds, and when she saw Zhuo Yiqing eating melon seeds, she immediately put her foot against her friend, Zhuo Yiqing willingly gave the melon seeds in her hand to Zhou Qian, and she grabbed another handful.
"I ate white rice porridge, although I didn't get drunk yesterday, but this stomach is still quite uncomfortable, eat some light to nourish the stomach, or you will come a little too?" Wen Xu said.
Zhuo Yiqing said: "We haven't drunk much, why are we eating so light, I want to eat tofu brain this morning!"
"I don't want to eat tofu brain, I want to eat noodles, hand-rolled noodles, the kind of chicken juice!" Zhou Qian said.
Wen Xu heard that the two of them ate three things, and although the two people in front of him ate very female men, it was only a large bowl of food, and one person ate noodles and one person ate tofu brain, and they couldn't make it at all.
"The two of you have discussed, whether to eat tofu brain or noodles!" Wen Xu said, turning his head and walking to the operating table, reaching out to open a basin covered with a sand cloth, and glancing inside.
"I can't eat tofu brain!"
When Zhuo Yiqing heard this, he immediately asked, "Why?"
"Because the beans haven't been soaked yet, even if the beans are soaked now, it's still at night or tomorrow morning, if you want to eat it, I have no problem, you can wait for the soaked beans."
"Then let's eat noodles!" Zhou Qian said.
In order to increase the weight of his proposal, he also stretched out his hand and pointed at Wen Xu and said, "You know, I carried you all the way yesterday!"
"Okay, okay, eat noodles, eat noodles!" Wen Xu heard that Zhou Qian had even moved out of this little, and immediately responded with a smile.
Wen Xu scooped a few scoops of flour from the noodle bag, and began to mix it with water to knead the dough, and while kneading it, he was talking to the two of them.
"When are you going back to Mingzhu?"
Zhou Qian asked casually, "Why are you asking this?"
Without waiting for Wen Xu to answer, Zhuo Yiqing said: "Why else, I think we are annoying here!"
"What are you talking about, you guys have lived here for a long time," Wen Xu added to Zhuo Yiqing after speaking: "Especially you! I'm happy to give birth to a child."
Zhuo Yiqing glared at Wen Xu: "Beautiful you, who wants to have a child with you!"
Wen Xu was about to have fun with his girlfriend, when out of the corner of his eye, he saw a head flashing at the door!
"Huh!?" Wen Xu rubbed the noodles on his hands, and then wiped his hands on his apron as he walked outside the house.
Standing at the door, Wen Xu saw that I don't know when, the scum guy came back, and now he was fiddling with something on the ground, and the thing was not small, about the size of a half a palm, because the night was dark, I really couldn't see what this thing was biting.