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A ghost, a ghost who doesn't know what it was originally, wanders in a place that doesn't know where it is now. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Well, judging by the appearance, this place looks like a small-scale station at the level of a small town.
If you look at it from a distance, you can see the loose track stretching outward.
There is not much traffic here, so it is dispensable in terms of necessity...... If it's really such a small station.
"So ghosts really exist? After hitting the street, can you still compose a posthumous song with broken liver and intestines? ”
The emotions contained in his voice are not easy to judge, but he always feels that after not having to breathe, many unacceptable things are accepted in an instant...... Anyway, it's all on the streets, and what else is unacceptable.
As he spoke, he walked through the door and into the station.
He had nowhere to go, and as far as the eye could see, there was only one lonely building here, so ...... It's coming, it's coming.
At this distance, he could already see the twisting sign hanging outside some of the old buildings, and those words were enough to explain what kind of place this was.
"Wear X logistics distribution center."
Well, there is still this kind of distribution center in this world, and one day Jing "beep-" express delivery will be given to Tao, "beep-" has something been transported?
Although the word on the back of the wear fell off, it did not affect his understanding.
Upon entering the station, the facilities inside are similarly old, and the "staff" seems to be the only one facing the door.
"The ......," he seemed to ask something.
"Please ......"
Well, the clerk was a little speechless, this (ghost) spirit was not welcome, he hadn't said anything, the other party was already sitting across from him...... Do you figure out the situation, just be so presumptuous.
"When people die, consciousness still exists, is there such a thing?" He asked directly.
"Why not? UMA, which is hidden in various mountains and seas, the cosmic people who are rumored to invade the earth from time to time, and the school girl who wears a short skirt and does not wear ** in summer...... Just because you haven't seen something doesn't mean it doesn't exist. The clerk said in a 'philosophical' tone.
There doesn't seem to be any problem with the communication between the two, I don't know if it's because of the same language, or because of a direct deeper soul exchange.
But the new spirit didn't seem to come up much, and he sincerely kept the clerk from coming down.
"That...... UMA and aliens aside, at least that kind of school girl exists. ”
"Huh?"
"I'm sorry, I've seen that kind of senior sister before I was alive."
The clerk paused for three seconds, then said, "Huh? ”
That's why you're dead—the clerk thought indignantly. There is nothing more painful in the world than this, others have seen miracles that you have not seen...... Or did you say it when you put on a lofty posture to educate him?
"Anyway, I'm just a temporary worker, and I was suddenly caught on a substitute shift." The clerk can only comfort himself like this.
"Any questions?"
Sitting across the table, he seemed to suddenly stop talking, because he finally saw the clerk's face clearly.
"Nothing important, just a little familiar to you...... So, I would like to ask if Dalong is okay? ”
“…… First of all, I don't have a dime to do with Dalong, and secondly, thinking too much about things that shouldn't be thought about is not the way of smart people. The clerk said slowly.
The person (spirit) in front of him is no longer at the level of non-Taoism, but quite non-Taoism.
"Anyway, it's enough that you're here to tell who you are, and as is customary for us, you'll be given three chances to draw a lottery, and then you'll be sent to an unknown corner."
Even if the other party is not pleasing to the eye, the clerk still needs to act according to the "charter".
"What's the problem?"
"Not at all, please start right away."
It's a bit hard to tell who is the host and who is the guest, he doesn't have a problem that should have, and he has a lot of problems that shouldn't.
The clerk glanced at him obliquely, then pulled out a broken cardboard box out of nowhere, placed it in the center of the table, and reached out to make a gesture of please.
He reached in and asked the clerk, "May I ask what your superior department is, can you tell me about it?" ”
"Trade Secrets, Prohibitions, No Comment."
The clerk finally put on the attitude of the worst civil servant at the bottom.
"Oh, it's drawn." And he seemed to have expected that he would not hear anything, and immediately turned his mind back to the lottery, "C-grade...... What is the meaning? ”
"With us, everything is sorted according to a certain benchmark, which can be roughly divided into six levels of EDCBAS."
"Take the 'skin' category as an example, there is no function below the C level, only the appearance, and the ...... above the C level" said, he took out another stack of cards similar to playing cards, and then pulled out a random one from it.
"For example, A-level skin, Kagula sauce, the strongest race in the plane-level universe, the Night Rabbit Clan, has a big appetite, and its combat effectiveness is off the charts, and the disadvantage is that it is intermittently afraid of the sun, but it has a whitening function."
"As for the S-class skin, it's similar to Saitama sensei."
"Oh, for a better explanation, we also have a set of the same series...... "The X-King Series Loved by the World"
"C-level skin Handa Kiyoshi: A well-known figure in the daily department, loved by all mankind before the age of 20, and poured by all Shota after the age of 20."
"B-grade skin Sakamoto: A well-known figure in the daily department, this is not explained."
"A-level skin Qi Mu Kusuo: A well-known figure in the ability department, a planet-level powerhouse. is also a "beep-" goods that can hang up the world, and Saiki will never understand Shigeo Kageyama's sadness. Note, after all, the world is still ruled by the Appearance Association. ”
"Got it? If you understand, smoke it quickly, I'm still waiting to get off work. ”
"I totally get it, and I'm done with it."
While the clerk was beeping, he had already taken it upon himself to draw all three cards.
“…… Okay, I'll take a look. ”
"One round of time, one more round...... This one is relatively rare, S-class props, you are in luck. "The clerk is a little incomprehensible, is God smoking, why is this gas so good?
There was no need for the clerk to say much, after seeing what he had pulled out, he also knew that it must be S-class quality, after all, it was both well-known and powerful.
"In that case...... Then you can go to platform 1 and take line 0 to leave. The clerk hurriedly waved his hand and signaled the person (spirit) to leave quickly, out of sight and out of mind.
But after he took two steps, he suddenly stopped as if he had realized it, and then turned back and said, "I see, that's how your princess skin came from?" ”
The clerk's eyes narrowed, and the thing he said was the last thing he should have said.
"Wait, there's one more thing I almost forgot."
The ghost who was about to leave was pressed back, and at this time he finally realized one thing: he seemed to be too arrogant on someone else's territory.
"According to your understanding, comprehensive quality, and performance just now, it is completely in line with our giveaway service, so I temporarily decided to give you a skin, just to make up for your round of time."
Anyway, the clerk is a temporary worker, and it doesn't matter if he messes up.
The clerk picked up the stack of cards again, then flipped over the top one, "Anarchy Panty, commonly known as Panty, the older of the Angel Sisters, well, the hair color matches your props." ”
"Wait, I'm a man!"
"Ghosts are genderless." The clerk's reasons are good.
"Pandey, I know, she is indeed an angel, but she is not so much an angel as she is Bichi!"
This year, if it's a pick-up, it's okay to forbear, long live forgiveness, the society advocates green, but what the hell is it to have a skin that achieves the goal of "a thousand people killed"?
"Can I refuse this giveaway?"
"Inevitably...... No. ”
If you refuse, can this still be considered retaliation?
"At least replace me with someone like you...... Ahem, big sky lark, how about giving me a big sky lark? He finally realized what to say and what not to say.
In a word...... Pseudo-mothers are also better than transsexuals, hey.
"Skylark? No, no, rare items like S-Class skins are not among the casual gifts. ”
"Uh...... Does Ozora have any collateral effects? According to your classification, this should be a daily character, right? ”
"That's right, Dakong has no additional effect at all, but do you know who the world's first pseudo-girl is?"
"Uh...... Skylark? ”
"So, the S-class is what he deserves as a race pioneer."
"Then at least replace my sister with my sister, this is my last request, I prefer black and straight to yellow hair."
"That's okay, but my sister is a demon, and in the strict sense of the word, my sister is blue-haired......"
"It's okay, it's my sister anyway...... Snake spirit disease is always much stronger than lust for women. ”
The clerk flipped over a card again, and this time the full information was finally revealed.
Name: Stocking· Anarchy)
Gender: Female
Grade: C
Race: Human/Angel/Demon
Efficacy: 1. Sweets and sugar will increase your concentration and learning ability, on the contrary, a lack of sugar will cause a series of negative effects.
2. You have a dual-wielding weapon proficiency bonus.
3. The following outfits will lead to a significant increase in your combat effectiveness: black gothic lolita dress, blue bow, blue and white over-the-knee stockings, cat ears, hip-length hair, and your combat power, flexibility, strength, critical strike chance, etc. will be significantly improved under the comprehensive effect, so please always have women's clothing, your energy is beyond your imagination.
4. Poisonous remarks can increase your personality value.
5. Regardless of whether you were a man or a woman before you got the skin, please stick to being yourself afterwards, remember that you don't need any support, sincerely.
Notes: 1. Thankfully, we didn't have the American version of the face, otherwise you'd have to go to the high-risk world of South Park.
2. Although it has no effect, please remember your transformation spell: the evil spirit born in the gap between heaven and earth, and lost, let the thunder and lightning attached to the intimate clothing of the holy maiden crush all filth and filth, and return to heaven and earth. ”
"That's it......" he argued as if appointed, "it's a new attempt to live in a different way, and maybe it's good to be a woman." ”
But having said that, the magician he had been practicing alone for many years played his due role at this time, and when he reached out to take the initiative to take the card, he took advantage of the clerk's blink of an eye, and then the cover of his sleeve, and with lightning speed, he stuffed the card "Shi Duo Towel" under the pile of cards, and then pinched the back card in his hand.
What reassured him was that in a trance, he also saw the words "gender male".
After getting the cards, he stared cautiously at the clerk's face until the other party spoke again:
"What are you doing, you can go."
Well, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then walked towards the booth as usual...... Then from slow to fast and then from fast to fast, at this time, there happened to be a bus about to leave here, and he jumped directly at the last moment.
It doesn't matter what line you are, in short, let's talk about this ghost place immediately, he really doesn't want to help anyone.
However, did he really hide it from the clerk's eyes?
As soon as he left, the clerk pulled out a piece of paper, which read:
"Application for Handling of Theft, Smuggling, etc. No. 94250."
This must be regarded as a temporary worker's fishing law enforcement, I don't know if he was mixed up before?
After describing what happened, he finally wrote, "In view of the extremely serious situation and the extremely bad circumstances, he cannot and is unwilling to bear the historical responsibility of the 'beep-' people of the Cutting and Explosion Competition, and it is recommended that No. 94250 be deprived of all the items obtained, deprived of the political rights of the traverser for life, and casually sent to a certain light reform world, so that he can take on some high-risk jobs that no one wants to undertake, such as the protagonist...... Parents and the like?
In short, the poor ghost can't fight the experienced white hairs after all.