Lu Xiaobu listened to the recitation inside, feeling a little drowsy.

Suddenly, he remembered something.

Wait for the exam, what will he recite?!

it!

The house leak happened to rain overnight!

That's when it happened.

"Next, Lu Xiaobu!"

His name was called inside.

It was his turn.

Mom sells batches, what is this recitation?!

"Is Lu Xiaobu here?"

There was another urging inside, and an examiner had already walked out, staring at Lu Xiaobu with straight eyes.

This examiner Lu Xiaobu also knows, it is the Sun Ye who is chasing Lu Xiaobu as an apprentice!

Obviously, it's too late to escape again!

Lu Xiaobu could only go in hard, forget it, just recite that!

Enter the test site.

There are three examiners, one is Sun Ye, one is to meet Lu Xiaobu's director, and the other is a teacher from this school.

Because Lu Xiaobu was in front of him, he didn't even have to introduce himself!

"Mr. Lu, what do you want to recite?"

Sun Ye said eagerly.

If it weren't for his identity as an examiner, he would have wanted to rush out to apprentice now!

"Ahem!"

Lu Xiaobu straightened up and coughed.

Heard coughing from him.

All three examiners sat up.

They can't help but be nervous, although they are examiners, but the person in front of them can be their teacher in many ways, except that they are younger than them.

Needless to say, the money aspect.

In terms of directors, a "Journey to the West" kills the audience in seconds!

Recitation, literature, Lu Xiaobu is a big name in the literary world.

How can they not be nervous.

They were actually guessing before Lu Xiaobu came in.

What is Lu Xiaobu going to recite this time?

Is it "The Legend of the Young Heavenly Empire"? or "The Horse Says"?

No matter which of these two articles, it is their honor to hear the original author recite it!

And then!

Lu Xiaobu finally spoke.

The three examiners couldn't help but hold their breath!

Even the candidates outside the door were nervous, more nervous than they were about their own exams!

They are really looking forward to it!

Finally!

Lu Xiaobu has begun!

"I don't receive gifts for the New Year this year, I don't receive gifts, I don't receive gifts, I only receive gifts for brain black gold, hey, Bazaar Black!"

"Poof!"

Sun Ye spit out a mouthful of old blood, and his whole face turned green!

Allow me to explode!

Otherwise I'll suffocate to death!

Mr. Lu, you're going crazy!

This is recitation, test recitation!

Even if you don't recite your masterpiece, you can just write a poem!

What does that mean?!

Advertising words!?

What kind of poetry is this?

The director who wants to see Lu Xiaobu, Cai Long, also has a painful look on his face.

Oh my God!

I have long heard that what Lu Xiaobu is best at is not playing cards according to routines, but he didn't expect to be so unconventional? !

It's not that it's not out of the routine, it's just a good rhythm to go to heaven!

Still bazaar black?!

You still don't think your ads torture us enough!?

As for the third examiner, the teacher, he is already crazy!

She didn't know what to say anymore!

Even the candidates outside the examination room, when they heard Lu Xiaobu's recitation, they were all three kilometers away from a mouthful of old blood!

I'll grass your uncle's Lu Xiaobu!

Are you still normal?!

This is recitation!

What advertising slogans do you read?!

And that's not the end of it.

The most annoying thing is that Lu Xiaobu can still say seriously: "Thank you three examiners, my recitation is finished, please give a score!"

Hit you|Mom sells batches!

Let's have a face, okay?!

You still want the examiner to give a score?!

If they're examiners, they're going to blow you out!

However, what they thought was.

The three examiners did not coax Lu Xiaobu to leave, but after they calmed down, the three of them glanced at each other and actually questioned Lu Xiaobu.

"Mr. Lu, can I ask what is the purpose for you to choose this ......?"

Sun Ye said with a painful face, he really couldn't say the word poetry!

"Words!"

The female examiner added on the side.

"Yes, words!Why did you choose this?!"

Sun Ye let out a sigh of relief.

"Why? No, because it's short. ”

Lu Xiaobu said as a matter of course.

Of course, he didn't memorize other articles, so don't mention it!

"Poof!"

Everyone received a critical hit of 10,000 points again!

What you say makes so much sense, I'm speechless!

Can you tell us why you are so arrogant?!

"Whew, whew!"

Sun Ye clutched his chest and gasped for breath on the side.

No, it hurts!

After a while, his mood calmed down again, but this time, he already had a hint of anger.

He doesn't care about Lu Xiaobu's directing level anymore, he is now the examiner, and what he wants to ask is about the exam!

"Mr. Lu, how do you understand recitation?!"

Sun Ye said sharply.

"Then how do you understand recitation?!"

Lu Xiaobu found a chair and sat down.

He knows the old man's temper, and if you don't fool him...... Ahem, no, don't convince him.

He'll be chasing you all the time!

So, come on!

"Recitation, recitation, that is, the clarity and loudness of the voice, recitation, recitation, that is, recitation. Recitation is a kind of language art that uses a clear and loud voice combined with various language means to perfectly express the thoughts and feelings of the work. ”

Sun Ye is worthy of being a professor, and the definition will come as soon as he opens his mouth!

"Don't tell me this, I want to say what I want to say. ”

Lu Xiaobu waved his hand, too lazy to listen.

"Meaning: The reciter should let the listener understand the meaning of the poem, the emotion of the poem!"

Sun Ye said again.

Sun Ye's words were absolutely fine, and the other two examiners nodded one after another.

The candidates outside the door even applauded!

"Yes! I agree!"

Lu Xiaobu also applauded and agreed.

"Since you agree, why do you?!"

Sun Ye was a little speechless!

"Listen to me. ”

Lu Xiaobu waved his hand and said with a wicked smile: "Then when I recite, don't you have emotions?

"If you think about it carefully, it's just a picture of two old men and old ladies stumbling around, isn't it?!"

"And then there's emotion, if you don't have emotion, will you be so angry that you're going to vomit blood now?!

Hearing Lu Xiaobu's words, the scene suddenly fell silent!

If you listen closely, you'll hear countless "poof!poof!poof!" sounds!

What is this sound!?

It's a heart-piercing sound!

Every word of Lu Xiaobu is piercing their hearts!

Your uncle's!

But there's a picture!

How long have they been brainwashed, not to mention that there are special pictures, they didn't jump up and jump twice, it's all a manifestation of superb self-control!

And emotions!

I want to hack you to death with a knife, is it also an emotion?!

Damn!

Lu Xiaobu, you bastard!