Speaking of cross talk, Qin Feng and Lin Yang were very satisfied. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

All the baggage and jokes were perfectly displayed to the audience through the language of the two.

Whether it is live or in front of the live computer, the laughter is endless, and the performance can be said to be wonderful.

Next is the end of this cross talk, as long as the finish is beautiful, then this must be a full start, and the performance behind will undoubtedly be much less stressful.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang glanced at each other in laughter, and they both saw excitement and excitement in each other's eyes.

But it's not time to celebrate, and the show still has to go on.

The auditorium burst into laughter and was deafening.

Qin Feng laughed and shouted at Lin Yang, "How many do you have?"

Lin Yang couldn't help but smile and waved his hand: "Who told you this"

Qin Feng replied with a smile: "I'm cute and said this"

Lin Yang: "Think of something good!"

Qin Feng smiled and tidied up the stage: "I'll go, I'll buy pets,...... A pet market at the door, I'm going to buy pets."

Lin Yang nodded: "Go and see"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed at it, and snorted: "As soon as I enter the door, I have everything to sell in the ——!! People say that we have everything we want here, people raise fish, birds, peacocks, black chickens, Yuanbao chickens, dogs and kittens."

Lin Yang exclaimed: "It's really complete"

Qin Feng asked in surprise: "This Yuanbao chicken is also a pet?"

Lin Yang nodded and gestured with his hand: "Well, that's different from other chickens."

Qin Feng raised the index fingers of his two hands and pointed upwards: "Its head and tail are cocked, it is very cute."

Lin Yang nodded and continued: "Yes, yes"

Qin Feng smiled and pointed downward: "I said it's fun, then I can go to the street to walk chickens in the future."

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

Lin Yang frowned: "Why are you so awkward, you said this?"

All the audience laughed and leaned back and forth, and the girls laughed while lowering their heads with red faces and kept scolding Qin Feng.

"Phew, stinky rascal, anything can come out of his mouth!"

The boys watched Qin Feng on the stage burst into laughter, and everyone threw themselves to the ground for Qin Feng's admiration.

"How thick-skinned this thing is! The live broadcast can say this kind of meat talk in a grand manner, who else can I be!"

The school teacher felt that his face was feverish, but he was also very helpless.

"It's a shame!"

Liu Yan was so ashamed that she completely covered her face, and she didn't have the face to see anyone at all.

Sister Fei next to them all blushed and laughed.

Qin Feng's parents were also very embarrassed in the laughter of relatives and friends, this bastard boy is too open-mouthed!

The rest of the live audience burst into laughter.

……

on stage.

Qin Feng had an innocent expression on his face: "What's the matter, let's play around, happy!"

The laughter started again, and everyone was amused by this ambiguous joke, and the girls kept spitting Qin Feng with red faces.

Lin Yang asked helplessly, "Then have you raised it?"

Qin Feng smiled and nodded: "Ang, I said it's good." …… Okay, you buy, pick, big and small, such a size of the chicken also has, we have small chicks, run very fast, especially cute. …… I said okay, okay, you sell me that run."

Lin Yang: "Oh"

Qin Feng shook his finger: "Well, that's not for sale,...... I'll give you a hundred dollars."

Lin Yang nodded: "A hundred to buy a chicken is a lot!"

Qin Feng shook his head and refused, and then said, "Two hundred,...... (Umlaus) is not sold,...... Four hundred...... No...... Five hundred...... Not for sale"

Lin Yang said in surprise: "It's really a book!"

Qin Feng frowned and glared: "I said you want to go crazy, you don't sell it for 500 yuan to buy a chicken." …… It's not that it doesn't sell, I can't catch up!"

"Hahaha"

The audience was amused with laughter again.

Lin Yang shook his hands and said, "Hey, then why are you still doing this?"

Qin Feng said helplessly: "It's too fast, buy some...... Buy a puppy"

Lin Yang nodded in agreement: "Alas! This is more popular."

Qin Feng was excited: "Buy a dog, pay attention to the bloodline, by the way, I buy a dog bloodline is too pure, the string of the American Tibetan mastiff Shih Tzu in Jingba Country"

Lin Yang shouted in surprise, raised his hand and said, "Hey——! this dog may be messy!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted again.

Qin Feng said with a smile on his face: "The more I buy it, the more I like it, and beautify it to the extreme."

Lin Yang asked, "How can this be beautified?"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed his finger: "Find a beauty salon, give us a pair of eyelids, and after I take a look, how can I get double eyelids up and down?"

Lin Yang was surprised: "It's up and down."

Qin Feng explained: "We have a big reward for opening here, and we will get two knives for two knives."

Lin Yang raised his chin: "I haven't heard of it, and the surgery will be sent too"

Qin Feng smiled with his hands: "Someone told me, you give this dog a whole look, and say that he will go to South Korea to fix it."

Lin Yang nodded: "Then there is this technology"

As soon as Principal Li in the audience heard that Qin Feng had been involved in South Korea again, he immediately became nervous, don't bombard the stick again, this kid?

The audience suddenly became more excited, should they fire again?

Qin Feng continued: "Eh! This is a way, find a friend to borrow some money to buy a plane ticket, take the dog to South Korea, and check in the dog."

Lin Yang: "It's down"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "Get on the plane, sit there, pull the seat belt, I'm short"

He pulled from back to front by fastening the car's seat belt, and his face was flushed.

There was another burst of laughter.

Lin Yang hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop Qin Feng: "You wait for a while, the seat belt on the plane is so short."

Qin Feng asked, "How is it?"

Lin Yang said while demonstrating: "Wear it like this, people's seat belts"

"Hahaha"

The laughter never stopped.

Qin Feng looked at the demonstration in surprise: "It's different from a taxi!"

Lin Yang raised his chin and pouted him: "Nonsense!"

Qin Feng stopped his waist: "Click, I'll tie this, am I right, eldest sister"

Lin Yang nodded: "Yes"

Qin Feng smiled and said in a female voice: "Yes, yes, the flight attendant is happy, in fact, you have to wear a seat belt, there will be shaking during the flight, there has been this phenomenon, all passengers who are not wearing seat belts hit their heads and bleed."

Lin Yang: "Yes"

Qin Feng continued to say in a female voice: "Anyone who wears a seat belt and sits there is the same as being alive."

"——!"

Qin Feng and Lin Yang both had frightened expressions, screaming and shrinking back.

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted again.

Lin Yang took a step forward and stood behind the cross talk platform and persuaded: "Don't sit, or you will die."

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "I'm too late, I'm already flying"

Lin Yang sighed: "Hey, hey!"

Qin Feng said with a bitter face and a frown: "I said my God, I'm vomiting, it's churning, I can't move with my bundle, where do you vomit?"

As he spoke, Qin Feng's eyes began to look around.

Lin Yang continued: "You say"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed to the side: "There is still a person sitting next to me."

Lin Yang also pointed: "One more?"

Qin Feng began to learn while talking: "This Zhenxing, sleeping with his eyes closed, wearing big sunglasses and eye patches, I went to his heart, vomiting ————"

Lin Yang raised his hand and waved it in front of his nose, frowned and said, "It's disgusting!"

Qin Feng gestured with his hands to his chest: "Spit out his heart,...... He didn't respond, and I'm fine."

Lin Yang nodded with a smile: "It's good to vomit it out."

The laughter started again, and everyone was amused by Qin Feng and Lin Yang's actions.

Qin Feng continued: "After a while, the kung fu plane landed smoothly, and as soon as I saw him wake up, I hurriedly went over and asked him, is it better?"

Lin Yang pouted with disgust: "What kind of person is this...... You can't lose it!"

"Hahaha"

All the audience also laughed like crazy.

"It's too lacking in morality, Qin Feng's product is really a bad stomach"

"This is so disgusting to me, how did you come up with it?"

"These two goods, it's so funny"

……

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "He understands, oh!

Lin Yang stretched out a finger and complained: "Hey!

Qin Feng continued: "I'll just say this porcelain truth,...... I got one of the biggest plastic surgery agencies and told people you look at me, do you understand?"

As he spoke, he kept gesturing with his hands.

Lin Yang cushioned a word: "Hmm"

Qin Feng waved his hand and gestured to his appearance: "The other party nodded, the attending physician wore big sunglasses, a mask, a hat, and a white coat, and got this dog inside."

Lin Yang asked, "Cover it all?"

Qin Feng continued proudly: "I'll wait outside, there's an hour, I'll be brought out, okay!"

Lin Yang asked, "It's really good?"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and gestured: "After the whole thing, the appearance is long, the ears are long, the front teeth are two, jumping and jumping, eating carrots, heh——!"

"Hahaha"

Bursting into laughter, the audience was already staggering with joy.

Lin Yang was surprised and hurriedly stopped: "You wait for a while, okay! You go in, a dog comes out, a rabbit, how do you eat carrots?"

Qin Feng suddenly realized: "Oh! he changed it for me, right?"

Lin Yang nodded affirmatively: "That's right!"

Qin Feng was stunned for a moment, then raised his hand and pointed forward: "I said this is not right, right? this, where is my dog?...... With a wave of your hand, this is it. …… I said don't give me this set, I sue you I have to get out, hurry up and change it back for me, or I'll be finished with you!"

Lin Yang: "He doesn't admit it"

Qin Feng smiled, looked at the audience and said: "He's happy, as soon as he takes off his mask, you're still not finished with me, and you still vomit on me on the plane!"

Lin Yang smiled and sighed, "Hey!

After saying that, both laughed and took two steps back, bowed to the audience, and then turned and walked backstage.

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter rang out again.

Seeing Qin Feng and Lin Yang's actions, everyone knew that this cross talk was over.

While laughing, all the audience members stood up and began to applaud the wonderful performance of the two of them.

"Bang Bang Bang"

The applause rang out like a tsunami.

"It's wonderful."

"Qin Feng, good job"

"Crosstalk is awesome, buddy, it's awesome"

The applause was loud and deafening, and all the audience was cheering loudly.

The live audience also laughed and applauded.

However, they couldn't see the live picture anymore, and as soon as Qin Feng and the others left the stage, the live broadcast screen cut to the advertisement.

The advertisement of "Rising Sun Mobile Phone" jumped into everyone's attention for the first time.

The live broadcast audience also knew that it was a short break for Qin Feng and Lin Yang, so they didn't think the advertisement was annoying, but they could take advantage of this time to go to the toilet or something.

Of course, the most important thing is to relieve my facial nerves that have been numb from laughter, and to rub my stomach that is aching, and get ready for the next hilarious cross talk.

……

The applause and applause in the auditorium were still very warm, and they were not alleviated at all by Qin Feng and Lin Yang.

There was an irrepressible smile on everyone's faces.

At this time, many people are rubbing their faces that are almost stiff with laughter, as well as their stomachs that are about to twist together, and at the same time, they are also recovering their strength with their hearts.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang walked into the backstage, and immediately ushered in the warm applause and cheers of these buddies and staff backstage.

"Dude, you guys are amazing, this is called cross talk, better than anything we've seen before"

"Wonderful, my brothers are laughing crazy in the background"

"Awesome, a proper cross talk classic, admire"

"If there is a cross talk performance in the future, you must notify my brother, it's so joyful"

……

The praise continued, and the applause did not stop.

Qin Feng smiled and said to these buddies:

"Everyone is happy, buddy is also very satisfied with this performance, the next one is more exciting, let's rest first, and then talk to you later, now we are both dry mouths, we can't open our mouths at all, sorry brothers, let us drink saliva first"

Pang Yong and the others also understood when they heard that after such a battle, they would definitely have to recover for a while.

So he didn't surround Qin Feng and Lin Yang anymore, and went to busy himself with a smile.

The backstage staff hurriedly pulled over the prepared stool, asked Qin Feng and Lin Yang to sit down, and handed over the prepared water glass.

Lin Yang sat down, took the cup and began to drink water, this time he was not light.

Qin Feng was the same, took the water cup and drank a few sips of water, and then said to Lin Yang:

"The first game got off to a good start, full house! You're a dead fat man!"

Lin Yang was very satisfied with his performance, and when he heard Qin Feng's words, he raised his eyebrows and replied:

"That's, buddy has practiced after all, so it's a piece of cake"

"Okay, don't brag! hurry up and take a break, and we'll move on to the second paragraph later."

"It's a rest meeting, it's really nervous and tiring to say cross talk on this occasion"

"You rest first, I'll explain two more words when I come to the stage"

As he spoke, Qin Feng turned around and walked towards the stage.

Lin Yang asked in the back:

"What are you going to do here?

"It's not a return, the break is ten minutes, I'm afraid that the audience will be impatient, so go up and say a few words, you quickly go through the words of the second scene in your head"

"Got it, go ahead"

After explaining to Lin Yang, Qin Feng stepped back on the stage.

"Bang Bang Bang"

Seeing Qin Feng reappear on the stage, the scene was thunderous applause. (To be continued.) )