Hans drove out for a walk and returned with two buckets of paint. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

He found Hannah, opened the warehouse and took out a set of toolboxes, and when he wiped the boxes clean, he suddenly froze.

Li Du asked, "Are you thinking about how to modify this set of furniture?"

Hans was stunned for a moment before he came back to his senses, and he smiled bitterly: "No, this is a birthday present I gave my father when he was forty years old, and I used the money I saved from my summer job to buy a toolbox." ”

Li Du gave Meow a look and gestured for it to sell cuteness to Hans.

Meow looked at him suspiciously, thought for a moment and ran over, and gave Hans another paw!

"Shet, I didn't mess with you or your father, why are you scratching me?" exclaimed Hans.

Li Du was embarrassed, he wanted Ah Meow to sell cuteness to let Hans come out of the sad memories, but although the way was wrong, the result was the same, he achieved his goal.

As he gathered away the files, vices, axes, and other tools, Hans said, "Firaci and I have done a lot of amazing things with this tool, damn it, I was always the assistant and he was the master, and now finally, ha, damn the world! Damn reality!"

"Do you now know why I don't believe in God? If He really exists, then why take the life of a good man, a devout believer?"

Li Du didn't answer, and said comfortingly: "Now I will be your assistant, your most loyal assistant." ”

"Like I did to my father?" Hans looked at him expectantly.

Li Du nodded: "Yes." ”

"So, let's call 'Daddy' first!"

"Meow scratch him!"

"Meow meow!"

"Shet, when did your cat listen to you like that?" Hanston screamed, and there was another bloody streak on his leg.

Jokes aside, Hans was still very serious when he started work.

He explained to Wang Bo: "The neoclassical style is very simple, that is, it is based on straight lines and does not make overly dense detail decoration, takes right angles as the main body, pursues the harmony and echo of the overall proportion, and the workmanship is elegant, and the shape is refined and simple. ”

Li Du said: "I can understand the meaning of every word you say, but I can't understand it when it is concatenated into sentences." ”

Hans rolled his eyes and said, "Well, I'm going to be blunt, if you come and see, whether it's 'classical' or 'neoclassical', there are all kinds of embroidered fabrics, tassels, rivets and other ornaments. ”

"This means that we don't have to add anything or remove anything, which means we don't have to destroy the table, which is the easiest way to do it. ”

"Then what should we do?" asked Li Du curiously.

Hans pointed to the lines of the table and said, "The lines of the classical style are more complex and soft, and it attaches great importance to carving. Although the neo-classical also pays attention to carving, the lines are simpler and brighter. These are established facts and cannot be modified. ”

"What we can change is the color, the classical style furniture is very colorful, mainly white and yellow, so that it looks resplendent and luxurious. ”

"The colors of neo-classical furniture tend to be warmer, and I like to use raw wood colors for decoration. The two buckets of paint I bought are all wood-colored camouflage paint, let's patiently brush the long table, some lines are disguised, some are highlighted, so that you can mix up the beauty. ”

Li Du kept nodding, and when he heard the last metaphor, he immediately obeyed: "You Americans are really uneducated, this is called a fish-eyed confusion, and it can also be said that the tanuki is changing the prince!"

Hans was stunned by the Chinese he spoke, and finally said stupidly: "It's great to know a foreign language." ”

It's easier said than done.

This set of furniture is high-end, and Hans bought high-end paint, which must be painted very carefully, and there are some places that cannot be painted.

They were like putting on makeup for a long table, Hans was the main writer, Li Du assisted, he held the water in his hand, and once the paint was not well applied, he immediately washed it off and started over.

And to make the furniture look like a set, they also simply decorated the sofa and small table, trying to make them as consistent as possible.

Hannah treated them with beer, a stove for roasting meat and sausages.

He worked for four hours until the middle of the moon.

Hans clapped his hands and said, "It's finally done." ”

Li Du breathed a sigh of relief: "I'm almost suffocating!"

Tianna water is a paint thinner, this thing is poisonous, smell a sip or two and feel sweet, but the smell for a little longer will make you dizzy and depressed.

After doing it, the two went to take a shower first, and Hans pointed at him and said, "It's early to suck the brother!"

"What?" Li Du didn't understand what he was saying.

"The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 1, Howard just met Penny when she went to take a shower, and then the lewd man said this sentence in Chinese, very famous, you don't even know?" Hans was full of surprise.

Li Du threw the towel in his face: "Of course I know, it's 'take a good bath', not a mess as you say." But that sentence itself is a mess, so the Chinese will not speak like this. ”

Hans raised his hand and said, "OK, OK, I know that your Chinese is profound and profound, but can you take you to take a bath quickly?" ”

"You can wash together. Hannah leaned in the doorway with ill intentions.

Hans immediately showed an expectant expression: "Is it really possible?"

Li Du got into it embarrassed, and the bath speed was much faster.

Hannah bought some steaks, pork rolls, sausages and bacon meat, and she had already raised the grill and was ready to cook straight away.

A few sausages are tumbling on the grill with a 'swish' sound, and a lot of oil foam comes out on the outside, giving off a dense aroma.

Hans walked out shirtless, closed his eyes and took a deep breath and groaned, "Oh, oh, oh, God, this smell, this familiar smell, that's amazing!"

Hannah grinned as she held a bottle of beer, "If you knew I had Jobs ready, you'd think it would be even better, wouldn't you?"

Hearing his words, Hanston showed a look of surprise: "Really?"

"Of course. Hannah smiled.

Li Du asked strangely, "What do you mean, Jobs?"

Hannah pulls out a tray with a few peeled apples on top.

Li Du smiled: "It turned out to be baked apples, I thought you were going to roast people to eat." ”

Steve Jobs is the boss of Apple, and of course this Apple is not the same thing as the Apple in their hands.

Hannah's baked apples are not as simple as putting the apples in the oven and roasting them.

These apples have been peeled and hollowed out, and the core is gone, replaced by some filler.

Hannah mixes butter and brown sugar with gooseberries, cookie crumbs, cinnamon, nutmeg and rosemary and blends them into a fluffy sugar puree stuffed into apples.

In addition, the apples are sealed with marshmallows on both sides, so that when placed on the oven, the butter and brown sugar melt at high temperatures and enter the pulp.

The first grilled sausage was pure meat, Li Du took one and ate it while it was hot, his mouth was full of meat and oil, with a little chili pepper and cumin powder, it was simply delicious.

Hans said, "Compared to baked apples, man, this thing doesn't go into the stream at all. Well, but it's okay, come, give me another one, I'll eat it again. ”