Chapter 26 Chen Kun, a conscientious sentiment analyst
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Chen Kun has never been so aggrieved, guarding a girl who can almost be said to have no emotional intersection until one o'clock in the evening. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The worst thing is that when she is in tears, how can you bear to let a girl's house go back by herself? The cold wind was bleak, it was a winter night, recalling the time when he was playing the tail line one, two, three, so Brother Kun made a messenger to protect the "rot" and went to the video game center that was said to be engaged in nostalgic activities.
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Can you imagine the astonished look in the clerk's eyes?
Especially when you see a man and a woman playing BL games together, and there are at least twenty hardcore Blu-ray discs.
Super Brother Gui Super H Game has wood! This girl is actually very involved in playing!
Brother Kun finally closed his eyes, he was afraid that he would be scared like this with a pair of dog eyes, if it weren't for the sofa and Sony music in this private room, otherwise he would want to kill when he heard the damn sound of the game.
"Ahh ****οΌ Oh......"
What's so alluring about this kind of game sound?!
Groove ...... Bunker up.
Chen Kun even felt that in the future, when he was too old to crawl, he would write a memoir or something, and tonight's incident was enough for him to have endless memories, if it was still enjoyable.
Dong Dasheng, a twenty-four-year-old virgin, confessed one hundred and sixty-three failures, TV series director, a fanatic fan of heavy brother games, BL games are all small cases, the focus is super rotten, you can see passers-by at any time male A can make up for an extremely bad picture, Brother Kun really doesn't know how far this girl's soul has awakened in the past few years.
Anyway...... It should be not much worse than the female author of Jinjiang.
ordered a box lunch, while eating, he didn't look at the picture on the LED display, he was afraid that he couldn't help but pick up the fork and stick it into the girl.
The IQ is definitely not low, but the EQ should be even more bizarre than Sonia.
Sonia is just low EQ, but it doesn't mean that her personality is split, this girl's EQ is in a state of escape, and she is only a normal person at a certain time.
Chen Kun was even afraid that this girl would bite him if she suddenly went crazy, he was really afraid of this.
Seeing a person look like a madman, this is the first time for Brother Kun.
I was thinking about it in my heart, and I was afraid that this woman would cry and cry, so the ghost knew that he picked up the game controller and made an expression with the ghost as the hero, and when he put down the game controller, he immediately became a quail again.
A woman's fragile heart is actually healed by BL games...... Is there anything more bizarre in the world?
Yes.
Yui Aoki skillfully opened a brother's movie......
Kun Ge could only think of Shizuko Saito's graceful carcass in his mind to resist this extraterritorial demon, and then silently chanted "I'm sleepwalking, I'm sleepwalking" self-hypnosis.
It was about three o'clock that the unfinished wonderful female director wiped the crystal liquid from the corner of her mouth, suppressed her extremely lewd and rippling expression, and said in an apologetic tone to Brother Kun, who was lying on the sofa listening to the BGM of the One Piece character: "That...... President Chen, yes, I'm sorry. β
Kungo could only pretend not to hear him sleeping.
"I know you're not asleep."
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"W-That...... Tonight, let's, embarrassed you. IβI'll make it up to you. β
Where is this stupid, this is clearly fierce, and it is even more terrifying than Sadako who crawled out of the TV.
Brother Kun continued to pretend to be dead, but he just didn't get up anyway, and he got up at this time, in case there was an unsightly picture in the LCD monitor...... He didn't want to fall asleep today.
"Please don't do this!"
Yui Aoki plucked up the courage and said loudly, "IβI didn't mean to! β
Brother Kun continued to hold the corpse......
So Yui Aoki's voice disappeared, as if he was playing a game, and the keys of the controller crackled.
Brother Kun turned his head slightly, opened his eyes, and was greeted by a face that was dead against him.
"Ouch my mom! I'm scared to death! β
This girl's IQ is really not low.
Brother Kun jumped up in fright, his headphones fell off, and he looked at Yui Aoki with an embarrassed expression: "Miss Aoki is still not asleep!" β
"I'm sorry, but it's ...... I'm sorry! β
Yui Aoki knelt on his knees, made a big salute, and put his head on the floor, which was also very sincere.
Brother Kun stood on the sofa for a long time before he sat down and said, "Miss Aoki doesn't need to say I'm sorry, everyone has privacy and embarrassment, this is normal, but don't worry, in this world, there will be no other person who knows your secret." I'm never going to say it. β
"Thank you, thank you."
She looked up gratefully, her face flushed, and then sat up, hugging her knees, her head bowed, and her face frustrated and depressed.
It took a long time for her to look at Chen Kun, who was sitting cross-legged: "President, am I very unattractive?" β
"What do you mean?"
"Appearance, figure, character, temperament, knowledge, family background!"
"Why didn't any boy accept your confession?"
"Yes...... Each time it fails, and then it is rejected. When I was in junior high school, I was called the four-eyed frog, and after high school, I said that I was a spirit girl, and I was admitted to the University of Tokyo, but because I rarely talked to boys of the same age before, others thought I was unlucky......
"This ...... Not everyone in the boys cares about that. You just haven't met your significant other yet. β
Brother Kun is really speaking with a clear conscience.
The conscience of heaven and earth, which man can still be interested when he sees a girl who looks like a ghost all day long, this is either a super cow or a super pervert, probably the latter, and it is estimated that you can try any taste. The latter is because any animal can try it......
Brother Kun will never be a ghost-like girl.
Although he was dumped three times, he was also in love, not a fake trick, he really belonged to the past, although he belonged to the ranks of the losers, but he also belonged to the potential stocks, and there was no shortage of girls to seduce him all year round, but his sister picked him, and he also picked his sister, but he was not a **** livestock, and he arched with a water spirit cabbage.
If he talks about this kind of behavior in the future, he really can't do it.
Rolling sheets on the bed **** This kind of thing, to put it bluntly, if you don't feel it, it's no different from two dogs in heat, Brother Kun thinks that he is not the embodiment of the chivalry of the messenger of justice, but he doesn't want to be a beast.
Of course, it won't be as good as a beast, otherwise it wouldn't be eye-to-eye with Shizuko Saito, and then the sheets will be snapped, and the sweat of the body will be absorbed by the sheets.
"Actually, Miss Aoki can change the image of the messenger. Maybe there will be unexpected gains, and then you have to treat men with the same confident attitude as you do at work, and everything will be solved. β
He's, but women eat this coaxing, right?
Any woman relies on coaxing, and reasoning with a woman will not work.
It is their natural right for ladies to lie and spill, you can tolerate it, you can blame, but you can't break out to fight back, because the consequences of toughness will only make women turn from agitated to vicious.
What's more, it's still a high-IQ girl who graduated from Tokyo University, and the ghost knows what strange things will happen if she offends this kind of woman......
"Really?"
"Really."
"But I don't have confidence in my figure."
"This is completely unnecessary, you have a good figure and are very slim."
"I'm a C Cup."
"Uh...... The size is not a problem, the important thing is ......"
"Don't men like to be bigger? Or I'm going to have surgery! β
"Absolutely not, men prefer to be real than big ****."
"I don't usually buy much makeup, do I need makeup?"
"You see, if you wear makeup, it may have an unexpected effect, so if you don't try it, how do you know? And even if you look like it now, the temperament of the literature department is still very attractive, and your skin is smooth, which is really rare to have such skin without makeup. β
"Is there anything that can be enlarged?"
Is it just like a man? Men always think that their cocks are a little small, and women always feel that their boobs are not big enough.
IQ and EQ really don't have much to do with each other.
After going around for a long time, I still went around to the **** size.
"The C Cup is not small, but the average level of Japan is high. You see, there are so many women in the B cup or even the A cup, and they are also very active in pursuing a relationship. β
"Love or something, shouldn't you conquer it through your charm and physique......"
"Love is not just for men and men, Miss Aoki."
Brother Kun wanted to cry without tears, and for a long time, he added: "The two-dimensional BL game strategy will not help your three-dimensional love pursuit, this is a different world." β
Sure enough, the rotten girl's concept of love is actually only divided into attack and acceptance?
The entanglement of Shake S and Shake M?
I really don't understand what is going on in this strange world.
Obviously, he thought that letting Fuji TV make this TV series would make him a fortune, but now, Kunge feels that what he has pasted into it is the essence of his 26-year discipline...... It's completely gone.
and this woman's nonsense, really to the point of a kind of conditioned reflex.
But the so-called confused person, especially a confused woman, when she was helpless, when she was secretly discovered, suddenly found that there was such a reliable and reasonable guiding light beside her, and she would use that guy as a life-saving straw.
Think about Brother Kun when he first came to Japan, his mind was still very pure and his spirit was still very full.
Think about Brother Kun when he first filmed the Super Vitality Tuna Girl, he was in high spirits on Awaji Island, and scolded Fang Xuan for commanding Ruoding.
Think about Brother Kun when he just launched Kana Mizumi, the strong interaction during the rehearsal of the comic convention, and the magical ability to control the overall situation.
And then...... Let's take a look at the current Kunge...... He's a dead dog...... A dead dog whose heart is dripping blood, wants to cry without tears, and can't go crazy. (To be continued.) (To be continued.) )