【Campus Farm Strategy Post:

Dear water friends, I believe you must all know that the campus network just came out of a game called "QQ Farm" two days ago, if you don't know, go to the campus network to see it, by the way, the landlord just found that the campus network now does not need a school email address to register, those who can't ask for the school mailbox of the water friends, what are you waiting for!

Cute graphics, simple game content, easy and enjoyable to play, of course, that's not the point, the point is that your girlfriend or female classmate told you that she would love to play this game to level 20 in a month?

If there is, that's right, it's said to be a collector's edition CD for an album called "Special Performance", what songs are in it, the singer is the landlord doesn't know, but the landlord knows one thing, that is, the goddess that the landlord is pursuing said that as long as the landlord helps her get this CD, she will promise to come to the school to eat with me!

However, after the landlord's calculations, it is very difficult to get to level 20 by "planting vegetables and harvesting vegetables" within a month, but if you have enough friends to "steal", it will be very simple.

So the future happiness of the landlord depends on all the water friends, there are water friends who play this game to help me, it's okay for me to help the beauty "steal vegetables".

Having said all this, the most important thing is this sentence: ask for friends! Campus network ID: sshqxxxxx. 】

After writing the post, Du Qinghai checked it, and after confirming that there was no problem, he posted it on the largest irrigation forum in China, and then Du Qinghai was busy "planting vegetables" for the beauty.

Du Qinghai chatted with netizens on this forum before he went to college, and now he is in his junior year and often goes to the forum to hang out, so Du Qinghai, whose forum ID is called "Beijing University Spokesperson", is an out-and-out veteran of this forum, and as soon as the popularity of this post rose, it was immediately brightened and topped by a familiar spotted bamboo, and this spotted bamboo also enthusiastically left a note below: Brother, don't panic, I'll enter the game immediately.

At the beginning of the domestic Internet, there was no "public knowledge, big V", and the biggest impact on ordinary netizens was the Banzhu and celebrities of these university forums, so this Banzhu was so engaged, Du Qinghai's post immediately became the hottest topic of the day on the forum, and the water friends who left the message below also came more and more, and after a while, there were more than 1,000 replies, and most of the water friends said that they would enter the game immediately to help the landlord hug the beauty.

However, as more and more people watched the lively melon eating, the reply at the bottom gradually became crooked.

685F: Landlord, you first send me the photos of the beautiful women you are chasing, if I like it, I'll play this game to let you steal vegetables.

686th floor: Upstairs, what do others want you to do, isn't it that you are ready to pry the corner of the landlord? I'm not afraid that 30 million Beijing University students will hack you to death!

701F: I'll tell you, I just went to play, it's very difficult to upgrade this game to level 20, and it takes several hours to harvest a dish at a time, and I can't grow it a few times a day.

703 floor: yes, I'm not optimistic about the landlord, I played for more than an hour to upgrade to two levels, or the system automatically harvested the vegetables, just planted their own vegetables, it takes eight hours to harvest!

752F: Front, you didn't understand at all, planting vegetables is slow to upgrade, so the landlord wants to add our friends to steal vegetables, I just tried it with my friend, stealing my friend's vegetables also has experience, I stole eight vegetables from him, and got almost 20 points of experience! Anyway, I'm going to run away, and my friend said to come and hack me to death right away.

753 floor: I've been playing since yesterday's game open beta.,It's currently a third-level god.,Half an hour later, all the eight radishes on the farm are ripe.,There's a message that I want to add my friend to steal vegetables.,PS:Only for beautiful women!

766th floor: The god whose radish is almost ripe, add a friend, I'm a crush.

767th floor: Upstairs, if you are a crush, I will eat Xiang live, don't tease, which crush ID will be called "staring at the crotch cat"!

768 Floor Staring Crotch Cat: The bastard upstairs is nosy, and there is no little JJ.

Miao Renfeng on the 769th floor: Have you seen the radish god on the 753rd floor, don't believe the one called "staring at the crotch cat", the dead ladyboy is annoyed and ashamed.

1011: Anyway, aren't you curious about whether the so-called "Special Show" is good? I said I just finished listening to it, tsk, the nine songs in it are all good.

1012: Ask for a link.

1013: Together.

1014: Seeking seeds.

1015: Upstairs, you're on the wrong set.

......

After receiving a friend request from a stranger every other moment, Du Qinghai gradually became addicted to "stealing vegetables" and couldn't extricate himself, and he didn't even notice that the other three roommates in the dormitory were back.

Several roommates gathered around Du Qinghai for a while, and one of the flat-headed men couldn't help but say, "Fourth, what are you doing!" ”

"Stealing vegetables." Du Qinghai subconsciously replied, stunned for a moment, and then reacted and said, "When did the three brothers come back?" ”

The flat-headed man smiled: "Besides, you don't know that we have been standing next to you for a few minutes, don't be busy yet, you haven't eaten yet, we brought you an egg fried rice, hurry up and eat it." ”

Only then did Du Qinghai realize that he had been stealing for four or five hours, and he didn't even know that the meal had been ordered, so he took the takeaway handed by his roommate and ate it with a smile.

When the roommates saw Du Qinghai eating a wolf, they couldn't help but ask Du Qinghai curiously what he was playing with, and he didn't even eat food, and Du Qinghai didn't hide it, explaining to his roommates what happened in the afternoon while shaving egg fried rice.

After Du Qinghai finished speaking, the other two expressed their support for Du Qinghai, and also said that they would also build an account to "plant some food" for Du Qinghai to steal, but the flat-headed man said: "I'll go and see how good the songs in this "Special Performance" are, so that the beauties of the Conservatory will not hesitate to seduce our fourth child." ”

After the flat-headed man finished speaking, he turned on the computer and searched for the word "special performance" with a thousand degrees.

After a glance, the flat-headed man said to himself: "The first few pieces don't seem to be album titles, I'll take a look." ”

The first few flat-headed men clicked in and found that they were all where a certain singer was performing, until he clicked on the last link on the first page, which was a familiar campus network homepage.

After opening, this is the personal campus homepage of a certain nickname "Cowherd Baby Xiao Wang".

The flat-headed man saw a message written in the middle of the other party's homepage:

"Special Performance", idle and idle, self-written, self-entertaining.

Song title "hat makes you beautiful" Composer: Fang Niu Wa Xiao Wang, Lyrics: Fang Niu Wa Xiao Wang, Singing: Fang Niu Wa Xiao Wang.

The song title is "Elimination", composer: Fang Niu Wa Xiao Wang, lyrics: Niu Wa Xiao Wang, singing: Niu Wa Xiao Wang.

The title of the song is "Jiangnan", composer: Fang Niu Wa Xiao Wang, lyrics: Niu Wa Xiao Wang, singing: Niu Wa Xiao Wang.

......

No more, no less, exactly nine songs, and there is a click to play logo behind each song, it should be this, I don't know if it's good or not, but this person is really "low-key", look at the name.

The flat-headed man complained in his heart, and clicked on the connection of the first song, and after a few seconds of buffering, the prelude sounded:

【You're insecure

Don't kno hat for

You're turing heads

hen you alk through the door

Don't need make-up】

Flat-headed man: "The lyrics are so simple, high school students wrote them."

Several roommates were already attracted, and as soon as the flat-headed man spoke, some roommates said: "Don't argue, boss, let's talk about it after listening, I dare to listen to it quite nicely!" ”

【...... Baby you light up my orld like nobody else

The ay that you flip your hair get me overhelmed

But hen you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell

You don't kno

OH OH OH You don't kno you're beautiful......】

After the song, several people were stunned, Du Qinghai threw the lunch box in his hand into the trash, walked up to the flat-headed man and asked: "Boss, where did you find this song, it's still good!" ”

The flat-headed man glanced at Du Qinghai and said, "Didn't you say what kind of album it was, I searched for it with a thousand degrees, and I found this person's campus homepage." ”

Hearing the flat-headed man say this, several roommates gathered around, "It's possible, the boss will put down another song and try it." ”

Du Qinghai said: "It should be, I heard the beauty say that there seems to be an English song in the album." ”

Another roommate said, "Let's listen to a few of them." ”

[We who don't understand love and hate

They all think that love is like the fickleness of the storm

Believe that love lasts forever

Time froze in this instant

We don't know how to be gentle

I thought martyrdom was just an old rumor]

is catchy and highly sung "Jiangnan".

[Why rhyme with love song lyrics

Even if I'm the king of karaoke

It doesn't necessarily mean that love is sung perfectly

I can only say that I lost

Maybe you're scared

Our memories are not wrinkled

But you burn it out with a moment

I can only say that I admit it

Your insecurity earns your trust

But I got your comforting elimination]

The lyrics are plain, but he sings the sad song "Elimination" that is divided and combined in love.

[The plain embryo outlines the blue and white strokes

The peony depicted on the bottle is just like your first makeup

Ran Ran Sandalwood through the window I know what's going on

The pen on the rice paper is now halfway aside

The glaze rendering lady picture charm is privately hidden

And your smile is like a bud waiting to be released]

From the first word, it gives people a pure national style of "blue and white porcelain".

[The ends of the jet-black hair are coiled in a circle.]

Entangle all the attachments to you

Through a translucent curtain

The language spoken in the mouth is completely deceitful

Quiet picture of gray tiles on the roof

The light is your beautiful face

Finally find the end of all wanderings]

Big City, Small Love, "Big City, Little Love".

[If you leave one more second.]

It can reduce the pain of thinking about you tomorrow

I would be willing to drop it all

Exchange any shred of possible possession

Happiness is only a glass of hourglass】

The lyrics are full of "Practice" that is sad about the fear of losing the other person.

[Love is a strange thing

I started to lose control of my whole body

Love is a skill

I started out like I wasn't even myself

I've done so many stupid things for you and me

The first thing is to write a song for you]

adapted a few words of a well-known song into the original "Write a Song for You" by herding cows.

[Although the days of our acquaintance are still short

But I love you so much

Your innocence and your innocence have drawn me in

You are the beautiful angel of my dreams]

The Internet saliva song "I Must Love You" sung on the streets and alleys.

【I'm hurting baby

I'm broken don

I need your loving loving

I need it no

hen I'm ithout you

I'm something eak】

"Sugar", which is jokingly known as the signature theme song of Ma Lao Wu's wedding company.

In less than an hour, the four of them listened to the nine songs, and they were speechless for a while, Du Qinghai suddenly sighed, and said a little depressedly: "It's definitely one, TMD, the nine songs are all love songs, it's no wonder that beauties don't like it!" ”

The flat-headed man had nothing to say, and said silently: "It seems that I have to prepare too, and after Lili knows, I will definitely not be able to escape this catastrophe." ”

Lili in the mouth of the flat-headed man is his girlfriend, who also studies at Beijing University, and usually likes to listen to songs.

Sure enough, as soon as the words fell, Lokia at hand rang, and the flat-headed man answered the phone, only to hear a girl over there crackling a lot, and the flat-headed man here patted his chest from time to time.

After hanging up the phone, the flat-headed man was speechless, looked at a few roommates and complained: "Good spirits, bad spirits, Lili told me that you must get this album of "Special Performance", otherwise we won't see each other for a month." ”

A roommate said with a big grin: "Boss, you go to the video store to buy one and give it to Sister Lili, it's not worth buying, a few songs are sung very well." ”

Before the flat-headed man could say anything, Du Qinghai interjected: "It's good to be able to buy it, I have already studied it in the afternoon, and I can only play this campus network's "QQ Farm" to have a chance to get this album, not for takeout." ”

The roommate was stunned for a moment and said speechlessly: "There is still such a thing? The album is not sold for free, is it still free shipping? ”

"You're right, just take a look at the campus network, the announcement reads: Free shipping, dear." Du Qinghai nodded, and then said: "But not everyone has it, only if you raise the farm level to level twenty within a month, otherwise you think I will steal vegetables for an afternoon." ”

The girlfriend just made a request, and she didn't explain how to play by herself, but when she heard the fourth child say this, the flat-headed man knew that the secret of this game was in the word "stealing", so he logged on to the campus network while typing on the keyboard, and said to the roommate who had just spoken: "Okay, the second child, you and the third child quickly put the campus network on it, plant vegetables on the farm, and let me steal it with the fourth." ”

Du Qinghai added: "Then what is the second brother and the third brother, plant cabbage, don't plant greens, cabbage experience is high, and green vegetables experience is low." ”

Because of the lyrics, these 4,000 words are a chapter, how about it, am I a kind salted fish!

PS: I saw a monthly work today.,But other people's 500,000 words have several cute masters.,Woo woo,All kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred.,Where is my cute master! Come to the bowl!

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