【Song Yu】

"Don't run, don't run!"

"Don't let me catch you, I'll break your legs if I catch you. ”

Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Song Yu. The two people chased me just now because I ate the buns in their store and didn't give money, not only did I not give money, but I also stole their money. The two brothers are really stingy, it's really a black shop opened by two stingy ghosts, I ate the two meat buns in their store and actually asked for two copper plates, the buns are so small, the meat is so small, how can you be embarrassed to ask for two copper plates, won't your conscience hurt.

If the two of them opened a black shop, then the person who opened the black shop is a profiteer, and I stole the profiteer's money to eliminate harm for the people, yes, it must be for the people.

Anyway, today's luck is really bad, I went to steal something early in the morning and was chased and beaten. Forget it, this money bag also has some weight, since today's luck is not good, then I won't steal it. Yes, I am such a principled thief.

"Goo......

Needless to say, those two buns aren't enough to feed my stomach, so I'm going to eat something.

I walked into a noodle restaurant, and as for why I chose to walk into this noodle restaurant, it was because the smell wafting from this noodle restaurant was so fragrant, so fragrant, so fragrant.

I walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "Shopkeeper, have a bowl of braised beef noodles." ”

The shopkeeper was an old man with hair, and he smiled at me and said, "Okay, please wait a minute." ”

I looked at this shop, it was not big, but it was so crowded that not a single table was empty.

The shopkeeper came over, holding a bowl of steaming noodles in both hands, and said to me, "Guest, use it slowly." ”

I was immediately shocked when I looked at this bowl of noodles, this bowl of noodles costs fifteen copper plates, originally I thought it was a bit expensive, but when I saw the beef in this bowl of noodles, I immediately felt that I could collect fifteen copper plates for this beef alone.

I've grown so big, I've eaten a lot of noodles, most of the beef noodles, or any other noodles and meat are just a disguise, and the few can be ignored, but today's bowl of noodles, this bowl of beef, when this bowl of noodles is served, my eyes can't leave the beef in this bowl of noodles. Because the beef in it is so big, too dazzling. This store is really a rare conscientious store in this era.

As I was eating the noodles, three men walked in, led by a thin man, and behind him stood two stout, medium-sized men. The thin man shouted, "Boss, come with a bowl of beef noodles, a bowl of mutton noodles, and a bowl of black chicken noodles!"

The man's voice was so loud and so sharp that it was like a knife piercing everyone's eardrums.

As soon as he opened his mouth, I started to hate him, very, very much about him. I just want to finish it now and get out of here.

I heard the old man's voice say, "Objectivity, your face." ”

Originally, I was sucking the noodles, everyone was sucking the noodles, and I felt that the sound of sucking and sucking was the best sound in the world at this moment.

But suddenly a piece of beef flew up and "snapped", and the hot beef was smashed in the face of the old man in charge. The sucking sound of the noodles stopped, and at this moment it was as if the air had stopped. But the annoying voice began to sound again, and he said, "This piece of beef is not fresh, change it." ”

So people turned to look at the thin little man who still had the beef on the old man's face, and of course I was one of them. The man crossed his legs, looked straight at the old man, and looked very bad.

There was a look of disgust in everyone's eyes, but the thin man turned a blind eye as if he was blind.

He can't stand this bird sample thief, this beef is obviously delicious. This guy probably has a taste problem.

I, Song Yu, as a principled thief in the new era, originally wanted to go over and teach that guy how to behave and be a polite person. But I saw that all the people in the noodle shop were not moving, and I heard the old man who was in charge of the shop say, "Okay, objective, you can wait a minute. ”

I looked at the old man, and the corners of his mouth were still smiling, but the smile was more like crying.

Then the emaciated man, and the other two men he had brought with him, laughed and laughed as if they had sat on something very remarkable.

In the end, I didn't make a move, and no one made a move, and I thought that God would punish this kind of person, so I had better not do it, lest this kind of person get my hands dirty.

I finished eating the noodles and ate them cleanly, not even a mouthful of noodle soup. When I left, I didn't know which sutra I made the mistake, but I actually put twenty copper plates on the table. And there is no pain in my heart at all, but there is a nasty feeling of comfort.

I walked out of the noodle shop and stretched, the sun was so good today. I don't have to steal anything today anyway, I'm just wandering the streets, and I still have a bag of money to live with today. As I walked, I came to a street that was the most famous street in the city, called Rose Street.

On both sides of the street stood scantily clad girls with heavy makeup, all of whom were sprayed with heavy, pungent perfume.

They shouted in a pretentious voice: "Come and play, come and play, come and play." ”

Their voices made me feel a little uncomfortable, but there was a change in some part of my body, a very unsightly change.

I want to follow my heart, a man who wants to vent his desires. With this in mind, I walked into a brothel that was neither big nor small. But I soon came out, because the mother, San, told me that my little money was not enough for the cheapest girl here.

Then two men came up to me, gave me two free punches, and gave me a gift out of the country.

I got up from the ground, wiped the blood from the corners of my mouth, and then secretly swore in my heart: "When Lao Tzu is rich, I must sleep with the most beautiful girl in the world." ”

Today the thief was unlucky, so he went home first. Go home and recharge your batteries, and I'll be doing a big job tomorrow.

I live in a small house and I can't find the sun, but one of the benefits of this kind of house is that it's easy to fall asleep.

I woke up to find that the already dark room had gotten even darker, and I knew it was already night. When it was dark, I was supposed to sleep. But my stomach was hungry again. Alas, I had no choice but to get up and wander the streets at night to see if there were any shops that were not closed.

Then I realized that the noodle restaurant I had been to today hadn't closed yet, so I walked in again and said, "A bowl of beef noodles." ”

The white-haired old man was still standing behind the counter and smiled, "Guest officer, wait a minute. ”