0333 Intention to introduce the calendar......
After hoarding New Year's goods, there is food and drink left before the year, and it tastes more delicious when there are always many people, and Jack finds that he has a trend of horizontal development in the past few days......
"Qingzi and Evelyn also eat a lot, how can they not get fat? Aren't they all said that women are more likely to gain weight than men? This is not scientific!" Jack, who was full of food and drink, naturally imitated Uncle Ge's Beijing paralysis, looking like he was loveless, Xu Zheng squirted at a glance at this product, and said to Jack: "You are also self-taught!"
"What is self-taught?" Jack looked at Xu Zheng inexplicably, and felt that he should make a symbolic hunger strike to protest, but recalling Xu's father's craftsmanship, these words were choked into Jack's stomach again, and after a while, Jack sighed with emotion and said: "Just let me continue to be fat, and then work hard after the New Year, the Chinese New Year is really terrible, I find that my life is becoming more and more like Garfield, all the workouts in the past two days are only push-ups, or today's push-ups, tomorrow's ......"
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Xu Zheng ignored Jack's broken thoughts, and after thinking about it, he went back to the bedroom and got some witch doctor herbs to make a glass of water for Jack.
Evelyn and Qingzi came to the living room, and watched Xu Zheng induce Jack to "take medicine" on the side of the sofa, Jack looked at this strange-colored liquid suspiciously, and it took a long time to come back to his senses, and said to Xu Zheng: "Boss, do you want me to get a will first and then drink this?"
"You can do whatever it takes, anyway, Qingzi didn't prepare that thing when she drank with Evelyn...... Xu Zheng glanced at Jack, the witch doctor herb is definitely a good thing with no price on the earth, if he hadn't known that Jack was open-mouthed, he would have waited for Evelyn to bring him some back alone later......
It's also good to let him gain the size of Garfield first!
Jack was quite simple, pinched his nose and put the cup of witch doctor herbs into his mouth, and it didn't take a while for this product to seize the toilet of Xu Zheng's house, and after a burst of crying dad and shouting in the toilet, Jack ran out of the toilet refreshed, and said to Xu Zheng excitedly: "Boss, what are you giving me to drink? The effect is so fierce!"
After Jack finished speaking, the nosebleed flowed out very funny, and Xu Zheng smiled mysteriously: "Do you think it's easy to get rid of dirt!"
"Well, so I decided not to believe Wei Xin's foolery anymore, the medicine of the old Chinese medicine is still very useful, the next time I visit the night market, I plan to try the medicine on those stalls one by one!" Jack wiped a handful of nosebleeds and gushed endlessly: "China is really a magical country, only after experiencing it yourself, can you know the magic here!"
It's not Chinese magic at all, it's a different world, it's more magical, okay......
Also, Xu Zheng has determined that the effect of witch doctor herbs seems to only strengthen other people's physiques, but not to make people smarter, and it seems that the orcs can only make this kind of thing that only strengthens muscles, not IQ.
It would be great if Jack could become a little smarter, Xu Zheng found that if this development continued, it would be really possible for this stupid young man to go to the night market to buy a batch of "cockroach medicine" and take it home......
"This thing will be more useful if you eat it over the years, and your strength will slowly catch up with Evelyn's. After Xu Zheng finished speaking, he urged Jack to hurry back to the room to change his clothes, and the "side effects" of eating herbs also appeared, this guy exuded a strong "manly smell", plus the blood stains on his face, he looked like a professional engaged in scrap acquisition.
Unconsciously, a few days passed in a hurry, after eating dumplings at Xu Zheng's house and watching the lively Spring Festival Gala together, early in the morning of the first day of the new year, Jack and his party said goodbye.
Xu's father and his mother really want to keep these foreign children, after a few days of getting along, Xu Zheng's parents found that these three crooked nuts get along better than they imagined, not only know how to be polite, but also Jack's teasing has become the pistachio of the family, Xu's father now understands why Jack is called "a man with a husky character" by Xu Zheng......
"Uncle, aunt, we are also in the island city, we can often come over to beg for food in the future!" Jack also likes Xu Zheng's family environment, there is no intrigue in the big family in the homes of ordinary people, compared to the utilitarianism advocated by crooked nuts, Jack still prefers such a warm and happy family life.
"Okay, let's come and play every weekend in the future!" Xu's father smiled: "Say hello to Xu Zheng, I'll prepare food for you when the time comes!"
"That's not going to work!" Jack shook his head without thinking about it, "Uncle, next time I'm going to bring an American chef, let's exchange Eastern and Western cuisines, and you and your aunt should also try exotic food!"
"Then I'll wait for your American food!" "The mother is also happy, the food made by this American chef doesn't matter if it is delicious or not, it is definitely the material to show off in the Huahua community in the future!
Seeing the three of them leave, Xu's father took Xu's mother out to pay New Year's greetings, and the circle of friends of the two didn't know that they were living with Xu Zheng during this time, even if they went to the Chuntian Huahua Community to pay New Year's greetings, I am afraid they would not be able to find anyone.
"Husband, I've decided, when I go back to hell, I plan to reproduce the Chinese lunar calendar!"
There is only Xu Zheng's family of three plus Winnie left in the family, and Her Royal Highness the princess put forward a new idea, in her opinion, the Lunar New Year is simply the happiest festival, during this time, Xu Zheng and Xu's father will cook a wide variety of delicacies every day.
"When the time comes, there will also be a zongzi festival, a moon cake festival, and a tangyuan festival on the hell side...... In this way, the aborigines will also be able to get a full sense of happiness during the festival!"
"That's the Dragon Boat Festival, the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the Lantern Festival, right?" Xu Zheng was surprised by Lilith's habit of naming traditional festivals with food, and said with a smile: "Anyway, you don't have a calendar over there, but you can also quote the festivals here, if you just want to eat more delicious food, wouldn't it be better to introduce the Gregorian calendar and the lunar calendar here?"
"It's too complicated, the minotaur can't grasp it!" Lilith shook her head decisively and said, "Besides, there are too few delicious things for foreigners, as long as there is a lunar calendar, everyone is already very happy!"
(To be continued.) )