Chapter 6: Included Skills
This "thousand" character is really a big word, because the whole page, standing up to the sky, is written with such a word. Lin Xiaojin couldn't help but put his five-point eyes together, but looking at it, except for the word "thousand", there was no word. He had no choice but to say unconfidently: "Thousand-"
Who knows, the Jade Rabbit Meimei immediately clapped her hands happily: "Congratulations, Lin Xiaojin, you have passed the assessment!" After speaking, she made a move that ruined Lin Xiaojin's three views - she actually gave Lin Xiaojin a flying kiss. Although it is very rusty, it is done by such a beautiful beauty, and then with that coquettish eye movement......
The cute and charming movements of the Jade Rabbit eyebrows suddenly made Lin Xiaojin's heart flutter and accelerate. What's the situation, I didn't even understand the handshake gift yesterday, but today I actually gave myself such a big surprise!
Seeing Lin Xiaojin's embarrassed expression, Jade Rabbit Meimei couldn't help but say proudly: "How did I do this action? I only learned it on your TV yesterday." You mortals, everyone is busy, life is so boring.
But the only thing that I find interesting is the TV that every house in your house has. This time when I came to the mortal world, I will inspect your character during the day, and I will go to someone's living room to watch TV at night. ”
"What? Rub the TV to watch? Then you go to someone's living room to watch TV, and others won't find out?" Lin Xiaojin wondered.
"Then you don't have to worry, whoever I want to see me, can see me. I don't want them to see me, they won't see me. Yutu Meimei said impatiently, "Okay, okay, let me ask you, how did I do this action just now? I saw on TV, girls like to do this to boys, do you like it?"
Lin Xiaojin wanted to remind Yutu Meimei that flying kisses can't be done casually to men, but in order not to spoil her interest, she had to nod and say, "I like it, I like it, it's good." Then, he immediately changed the subject and said, "I heard you right, you said 'congratulations'." I passed the test. Is this true?"
Jade Rabbit Meimei hurriedly said: "This is still fake! You passed, and my task was completed." You have finally lived up to the expectations of Grandpa Fortune, and your character is really good. ”
Speaking of "character" again, Lin Xiaojin hated to delete this word from the dictionary. Why didn't he realize that there was anything good about his character?
The Jade Rabbit Meimei didn't pay attention to Lin Xiaojin's expression, but said excitedly: "Don't think about it." Just now you saw that word on the last page, which means that you really read the book seven times last night.
"It's a spell that Grandpa Fortuna put in this book - you have to read it seven times without writing word for word to see the words on the last page. Now, you've done it. It shows that you are very honest and can endure hardship. I guess I had a hard time reading it last night. ”
Lin Xiaojin suddenly realized. But he still didn't understand the most crucial question, so he asked, "Sister Xiaoyu, didn't you say that you want to teach me a basic skill? Can you tell me, what is the use of this book? What skills have I learned?"
"Giggles", Yutu Meimei suddenly held her stomach and laughed: "I'll be honest with you, this book is actually ...... Actually, I made it up...... In fact...... It's useless!"
"What?" Lin Xiaojin's hot heart was half cold, "You mean, this book is useless at all, is it just to test my 'character'?"
"Well, almost. You know, I bought a few books from your bookstore, and then pieced together a few articles with similar contents, and then asked Brother Wenqu Xing in the sky to help me copy the book.
"Except for the last page, which was given to me by Grandpa Fortune in advance, the first ones were all made by myself. The Jade Rabbit Meimei said proudly, "How is it, doesn't it look coherent! Even the God of Wealth Grandpa praised me for being smart." ”
"I see. Lin Xiaojin thought to himself, no wonder this book looks like it doesn't have the taste of an ancient book at all, including the title.
Just when he was disappointed, Jade Rabbit Meimei suddenly said inadvertently: "Oh, I forgot a little episode. I have a good relationship with my brother 'Wenquxing', so he copied this book for me by himself. ”
"Wen Quxing copied it by himself?" Lin Xiaojin couldn't help but think: Isn't this book worth the old money? However, he thought about it again, alas, in this world, except for Lin Xiaojin, who would believe in this kind of "myth"? If you talk about this and want to sell this book for a high price, it is wishful thinking.
The Jade Rabbit Meimei didn't notice Lin Xiaojin's disappointment, and continued: "I remember that in order to please me, he conveyed a little divine power in this book. He said that as long as anyone read the book seven times word for word, that person would never forget it. ”
"What?" Lin Xiaojin stepped forward and grabbed the shoulders of the Jade Rabbit Meimei with both hands at the same time, "You said 'never forget'?
Jade Rabbit Meimei was startled by his sudden aggression and immediately pushed him shyly.
This time it was too bad, I saw Lin Xiaojin suddenly fly straight back, "snap", and his shoulder slammed into the broken closet behind him. With a loud "bang", the broken wardrobe collapsed. "Bang la", the dressing mirror on the closet shattered. Lin Xiaojin is quite clever, a donkey rolls, and finally he is not pressed under the closet.
"Who told you to do something to this girl? No man has ever touched me, I haven't even touched my hand!Hmph, pervert!" Jade Rabbit Meimei suddenly thought of something, "You are just like the Zhu Bajie who teased Sister Chang'e, you are a pervert!"
Lin Xiaojin is really speechless. Time did not allow him to justify, because at this time, the door had been pushed open by Liu Cuilan.
Liu Cuilan saw the appearance in the room, and hurriedly ran over to pick up Lin Xiaojin first, and asked a long question.
Lin Xiaojin didn't care about the pain in his buttocks, but looked at the Jade Rabbit eyebrows nervously, and then looked at Liu Cuilan, thinking: How to explain it now?
But the strange thing is that Liu Cuilan didn't notice that there was a beautiful bubbling beauty standing in the room at all. As soon as she saw that Lin Xiaojin was fine, she immediately pointed to the closet on the ground distressedly and said, "You kid, what's wrong? How is this wardrobe messing with you, what are you doing with him? Look at it, can this still be used? If you buy a new one, how much will it cost!"
Lin Guoqiang also stood at the door of the room, pointed at Lin Xiaojin and scolded: "I just told you last night, and you caused trouble for me early this morning." You're a broom star, a loser!"